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Hello everyone! My name is Christa and I am basically what you would call a Lord of the Rings fanatic. I'm currently in the process of making my bedroom Lothlorien-themed, if that gives you any idea of the love and respect I have for the books and films. Now, when I'm not busy with obsessively decorating, I like to write fan fiction and have been doing so since about 2006. And if you are wondering, yes I do have a life! I am a sophomore (soon-to-be junior) in college where I am majoring in criminal justice.
So basically, between school, Lord of the Rings, and a few other things in between, life is good!
Thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy my stories
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Summary: A prank by Merry and Pippin goes disasterously wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 7703
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 7703
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 14/11/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Fist fight
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Fist fight
lolol, Boromir, I think you should run, lol. Great work! ~God bless
Author's Response: :)
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Elf rage
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Elf rage
Poor Pippin! Once again...Great work! ~God bless
Author's Response: :D
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Incoming man of Gondor!
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Incoming man of Gondor!
Oh my...what is Boromir going to do to the hobbits? This was so funny! ~God bless
Author's Response: He has bad intentions....
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: A common phobia
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: A common phobia
Yuck...I hate spiders. Poor Pippin...and the poor elves! Great work! ~God bless
Author's Response: Cheers
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 9: Revenge
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 9: Revenge
lolol...It was just so funny that Merry thought that Boromir was a ghost and when Gandalf said that he would stop smoking when hobbits flew, and then Merry fell on him, I couldn't stop laughing. This was so incredibly funny! ~God bless
Author's Response: Yeah, that\'s possibly my favourite bit.
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 10: In the end
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 10: In the end
lolol...This is definitely going on my favorites. Wonderful work on all of the chapters! ~God bless
Author's Response: Thanks for the reviews and glad you enjoyed it Sharpe.
Summary: The title says it all!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 894 Read Count: 4870
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 894 Read Count: 4870
[Report This] Published: 15/11/06 Updated: 06/12/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Lolololol! That was very funny! I especially liked numbers 2,7,9, and 10! Great work! ~God bless
Author's Response: Thanks its my first story I\'m doin Frodo next.
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Wow! That was hysterical! I loved it Wonderful work! Oh, and I was wondering if you'd maybe do a Boromir one. Only if you want to...GREAT job! ~God bless
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
That was so funny! I really liked this one! ~God bless
Summary: This story is about a bad day turning good.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 105 Read Count: 870
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 105 Read Count: 870
[Report This] Published: 15/11/06 Updated: 15/11/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh! I loved this poem! Keep up the excellent work! ~God bless
10 Songs That Would Result in Awkward Silence and Strange Looks if You Were to Sing Them Out Loud at the Council of Elrond by Anny Rated: G [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Need I say more?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 4475
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 4475
[Report This] Published: 21/11/06 Updated: 21/11/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 23/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 23/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
lolol! This was really good. I can just imagine the different reactions that the fellowship members would get if someone were to sing one of those! Great idea! ~God bless
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m really glad you like it. Thank you so much for reviewing! ^__^
Summary: Just some ideas I thought of a little while ago.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 203 Read Count: 1229
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 203 Read Count: 1229
[Report This] Published: 21/11/06 Updated: 21/11/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: The ways.
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: The ways.
lololol! That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read! I loved them all, but my favorites were, 1,2,6,7,8,12, and 15. Excellent work! ~God bless
Author's Response: Thanks Sharpie, always happy to please!
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 36685
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 36685
[Report This] Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship
*cracks knuckles* If Disney EVER decides to make the Lord of the Rings into a cartoon well then... *throws up* lol, anyway, this was really funny. I'm off to read the next one. ~God bless
Summary: It's the 12 days of Christmas.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 251 Read Count: 17091
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 251 Read Count: 17091
[Report This] Published: 23/11/06 Updated: 24/11/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 13: Merry Christmas
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 13: Merry Christmas
lol! Those were very clever! Great job! ~God bless
Author's Response: They were just a boredom buster, like the Thoughts story was just some rubbish I thought up. Please look at my Middle Earth School story.
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 02/12/06 Title: None
Date: 02/12/06 Title: None
That was a wonderful poem, with a lot of emotion in it.
He comes one of my lectures, yes, I know I'm a pain in the butt, lol.
I know what you feel like. I don't fit in at all, plus I don't have any friends.
But I really don't care that I don't fit in, because when you think about it and see what some other kids do, do you truly want to fit in?
I know that if I make my friends proud, I'm on the wrong track, but if I make God proud, than I know that I'm on the right track.
Just something to think about. And please don't feel bad about yourself. You seem to be such a wonderful person with a lot of talent. ~God bless
Author's Response: Thank you so much for your kind and encouraging words. It\'s people like you who make me feel good about myself. Thank you again! x
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Wow! This is a very interesting story! ~God bless
Author's Response: Thank you very much for taking the time to read this. Being the kind of story it was, I didn\'t expect much to come of it but you certainly changed my mind. Thank you again! God bless you too. xxx
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Oh! What's happening?
Author's Response: Ah, you\'ll have to read on and find out. Remember, if you want to actually see what it was based follow the link I posted with it. x
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
This is so interesting! I love it! In fact, I'm adding this to my favorites! ~God bless
Author's Response: Wow! Thanks! I really appreciate it. Hope you enjoy what\'s to come! xxx
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Oh my!
Author's Response: Oh yes. Oh my...
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Date: 06/12/06 Title: None
Eeek!
Author's Response: *In Unison* Eeek! LOL. Thanks for reviewing! xx