Penname: Sharpe_and_Harper [Contact] Real name: Christa
Member Since: 05/09/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Hello everyone! My name is Christa and I am basically what you would call a Lord of the Rings fanatic. I'm currently in the process of making my bedroom Lothlorien-themed, if that gives you any idea of the love and respect I have for the books and films. Now, when I'm not busy with obsessively decorating, I like to write fan fiction and have been doing so since about 2006. And if you are wondering, yes I do have a life! I am a sophomore (soon-to-be junior) in college where I am majoring in criminal justice.

So basically, between school, Lord of the Rings, and a few other things in between, life is good!

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy my stories


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Summary: The title says it all. Begins somewhere in the second movie.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1335 Read Count: 2229
[Report This] Published: 06/09/06 Updated: 06/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 18/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Rotfwtimelol (rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing out loud)! That was hysterically funny. I liked how Elrond was singing and dancing to Britney Spears! I also liked how King Theoden and Grima were playing pinball! Lol...anyway, off to read the next one!

Author's Response: Thank you! All of those were random though... randomness is amazing. Glad you liked my parody!

Summary: A short hunt for an old favorite book turns a siblings boring afternoon into an adventure few would believe, (As well they shouldn't)
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir, Lindir, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25086 Read Count: 21449
[Report This] Published: 06/09/06 Updated: 15/01/07
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It's great!

Author's Response: Thank you.

Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 2: chapter 2

I love it!

Author's Response: thank you again.

Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 3: Orcs and the Nazgul

Oh my gosh! Please write more! I will be delighted to read it! :)

Author's Response: Thank you for the reviews. I really enjoy getting compliments about my work.

Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 14/01/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Oh wow! This was an excellent chapter! I'm so sorry for not reading this in a while. But I've been kind of busy. I promise to read as much as I can, though. ~God bless

Author's Response: hey that\'s Ok. I understand- I have been busy myself. Alot of this is pre-written, I\'m just in the process of moving it off of my old fan-fic site. They deleted my account for reasons I do not understand.

Boromir's Journey by Merry Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A poem about Boromir
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 206 Read Count: 1519
[Report This] Published: 07/09/06 Updated: 07/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 22/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh how sad! Boromir is my favorite character and it was devistating when he died! I really loved this poem! Wonderful, wonderful work! I'm adding this to my favorites! ~God bless

Author's Response: I am glad you liked it! God bless you too!

Summary: The title says it all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 228 Read Count: 1398
[Report This] Published: 07/09/06 Updated: 07/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 21/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

First off, you are a FANTASTIC poet. Second of all, that was hysterically funny! That was probably the best poem that I've read so far, on this website! Keep up the good work. And also, I was wondering if you'd read some of my stories. I love to know what people think. ~God bless

Author's Response: Thanks! I feel flattered! Sure, I\'ll read your stories now.

Summary: Haldir bids his love farewell in Lothlorien.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 526 Read Count: 1115
[Report This] Published: 08/09/06 Updated: 08/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Farewell Forever

That was very well written, and very sad. *cries*

Author's Response: I know! I feel so sad whenever I read it...makes you wonder who he really left behind eh? ~Mel

Summary: I wrote this because I was fed up of people saying that LotR sucks and is boring.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1136 Read Count: 3559
[Report This] Published: 09/09/06 Updated: 09/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 09/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my gosh! That is so true! I know a lot of people who don't like LotR. It just blows my mind to think that some people just don't like it for any reason. I am glad you wrote this. Now I know that I'm not the only one who felt that way.

Author's Response: You said it! Thanks for reviewing! ~Mel

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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 11/09/06 Title: None

Wonderful chapter. I really love the way you write. Well, off to read the next one!

Author's Response: Why, thank you very much. Hope you enjoy the next few chapters. xx

Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 11/09/06 Title: None

That was another wonderful chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you very much! Reviews are truly appreciated! xxx

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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 15/09/06 Title: None

That was a fantastic poem! I really enjoyed reading it! Keep it up! ~God bless

Author's Response: thank you very, very much! I really appreciate the review! xxx

Summary: Hobbits try to defend themselves here with a couple of statements as to why they should not be considered short.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128 Read Count: 1216
[Report This] Published: 15/09/06 Updated: 15/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 25/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Why Hobbits Are Not Short

Hobbit's are DEFINITELY NOT short! I agree with you! Well done! ~God bless

Author's Response: Heheheh thanks! They are significant in Middle Earth\'s history! [important bearing] =3 haha

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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 22/09/06 Title: None

Very, very good poem! You are a natural at writing poetry! It was very beautiful! Keep up the good work! ~God bless

Author's Response: Really? I thought I was better at writing stories then poems! lol. Thank you very much! Your review is very much appreciated!

Summary: B&F poem!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 175 Read Count: 1232
[Report This] Published: 23/09/06 Updated: 23/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 01/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow! That was beautiful! It gave me shivers! Keep up the EXCELLENT work! ~God bless

Author's Response: Thanx! this is perhaps my most favorite poem i have ever written

Summary: Written as a sister fic of Lord of the Rings: My Life, with the permission of Bein_Fuin.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 1136
[Report This] Published: 24/09/06 Updated: 24/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 13/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Haha, sounds like me! Great job! ~God bless

Author's Response: Thanx! I spend way to much time on this site...another way it affects my life! Thanks again for reviewing!! ~Mel

Summary: A brief, oneshot thing I wrote when I was feeling incredibly cross with the way things were going on Earth. Not intended to offend anyone. This has nothing to do with LOTR, sorry =)
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Horror, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 177 Read Count: 1229
[Report This] Published: 24/09/06 Updated: 24/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 25/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: One Week

It's sad, but so much like our world today. Well done! ~God bless

Author's Response: Thanks! That was exactly how I felt when I was writing this.

Summary: Written on a rainy day. Basically, this is about loss, but not in a tragic way. One of my own abstract-ish works.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128 Read Count: 1226
[Report This] Published: 25/09/06 Updated: 25/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 25/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was beautifully written, and I think, one of the best short stories I've seen on here so far. I can't really describe what I felt when I read that. Only certain stories can touch people in that way. Very, very good job! Keep it up! ~God bless

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Glad you liked my story and that it was good enough to touch you! =3 Thank you again!

Rebel by Aerlinniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A song about being a rebel; aka - rebel against certain rules and guidelines.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 271 Read Count: 1109
[Report This] Published: 27/09/06 Updated: 27/09/06
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 28/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good song...I used to like them, but then I realized that they are kinda dark. No offense! But I must say that I do agree with your parents...and not to be a party pooper, but just so you don't regret it, don't you think going behind your parents' back is kind of a bad thing? Just a thought.

Good song! ~God bless

Author's Response: No offense taken...but if you read the lyrics to their new songs, they aren\'t NEAR as dark as their first album...hmm, I think I need to reconsider...thanks for the warning! ~Mel

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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Sharpe_and_Harper Signed
Date: 28/09/06 Title: None

Very, very, well written poem.

But I must disagree with you.

That's a picture of you, yeah? Well, one thing I know is that kids can be very cruel. They will tell you things that are not true. Well, do you want to hear the truth? I think you are very pretty.

When it comes to not having a boyfriend, well, my advice is don't obsess over it. Really, it isn't healthy for you.

I've had friends who say one thing, and act nice, but ended turing their backs on me.

One thing that worked for me, was to try and ignore it, and be my own person.

So, the point I'm trying to make is, be your own person, don't dwell on what other people say, and look in the mirror once a day and say at least three good things about yourself.

You are most certainly pretty, and if you're up to doing a favor for me, then ignore what others say, and even though your friend has hurt you deeply, try realize that you are still very young, and your ture love will come in time. It's good not to rush.

Do you want a couple boyfriends ever once in a while, or do you want someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I hope these were incouraging words. Hang in there! ~God bless

Author's Response: Thank you. Thank you ever so much. I know your right and I should try to not worry about it. Thank you again! :-) x