Reviews by ArwenUndomiel
Summary: Here's a little story I came up with during the Winter Break, which seems like a long long long time ago. Hope you enjoy!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 242 Read Count: 1641
Published: Jan 16 2006 Updated: Jan 16 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Sauron's Gift Ideas Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Heehee, I really like it. So funny. Well done!
Date: Oct 01 2006
Summary: Even the wise must make amends. Gap-filler.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Gimli
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1295 Read Count: 1221
Published: Jan 26 2006 Updated: Jan 26 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Gift-giving of Celeborn Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Great story! Very Tolkien-esque. I can't think of a single criticism to make. Loved it!
Date: Oct 23 2006
Summary: The little emo hobbit saves the day.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 326 Read Count: 1447
Published: Jan 27 2006 Updated: Jan 27 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
I'm not trying to be rude, but I actually found this story quite offensive. I sort of see what you're trying to do, but the way you have done it is very inconsiderate to other people's feelings. I was really depressed for years, struggled with self-harm, and for a while I seriously considered taking me own life. Even now, after I have recovered, I can still remember what it was like and I assure you, there is nothing at all funny about depression. I don't think anybody has the right to talk about people with depression as though they are stupid, and make their problems seem silly and melodramatic like you have done here. I don't find anything remotely funny about suicide, and maybe if you had suffered from suicidal feelings or known someone who commited suicide, you would see that. I'm sorry again if this review seems rude, I am not trying to flame you or anything. That story just really upset and offended me, and I think you should give a little more thought to people's feelings before you write more stories trying to make suicide funny.
Date: Nov 06 2006
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4578
Published: Feb 01 2006 Updated: Feb 01 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Funny List Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Funny! I loved it!

Author's Response: I\'m glad. Thanks for your review!
Date: Sep 09 2006
Numb by wench squad Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Legolas finally tells his father how he feels.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1215 Read Count: 1358
Published: Feb 03 2006 Updated: Feb 03 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Numb Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Loved it! So cute, and well-written.

Author's Response: Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it!
Date: Sep 16 2006
Destiny's Arrow by DiableRouge Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Minas Tirith. Three days before the wedding of Arwen and Aragorn. Jealousy rears it's ugly head.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 57708 Read Count: 26893
Published: Feb 06 2006 Updated: Apr 18 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: At the Gates Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
I really loved it so far! Beautiful storyline. I love the idea of Legolas and Arwen. Very well-written, and I can't wait to read more!
Date: Sep 16 2006
Summary: A number of LotR-Book based poems.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 195 Read Count: 3961
Published: Mar 29 2006 Updated: Apr 01 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Awakening Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
I love it. It sounds so...elvish!
Date: Oct 20 2006
Title: Chapter 2: War Cry Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Wow, great poem! Just one thing...you missed the
'P' at the start. You've just got 'ounding'. Aside from that I loved it!
Date: Oct 20 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Stout Hearts 1 Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Aww. Great poem. Hope you'll write more soon!
Date: Oct 20 2006
The Little Prince by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 10]
Summary: In Thranduil's castle, Glorfindel meets Legolas, the toddler.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1581 Read Count: 1957
Published: Mar 30 2006 Updated: Mar 30 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Little Prince Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Very cute and funny! Little Legolas was adorable. "Legsie, son of Thrandy". I just love it!

Author's Response: Hehe. Happy you enjoyed it. XD Thanks very much for reading and reviewing.
Date: Oct 25 2006
Summary: Faramir searches for the true meaning of courage.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Boromir, Denethor, Faramir, Finduilas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 976 Read Count: 1893
Published: Apr 01 2006 Updated: Apr 01 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Part 1 - Childhood Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Beautiful! Poor Faramir. I just felt so sad for him the whole time. It is so sweet, the way he looks up to his older brother like that! Please continue soon. I need to read more!
Date: Nov 03 2006
Aiming To Please by Numenora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Passionate man/elf seduction. For the lotrallslash Daily Drabble: ‘Feline’

Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Aragorn, Aragorn, Legolas, Legolas, Legolas, Legolas
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 249 Read Count: 3634
Published: Apr 02 2006 Updated: Apr 02 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Aiming To Please Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Cute! I liked it.

Author's Response: Thank you, dear ArwenUndomiel! *yay*
Date: Oct 07 2006
First Love by Numenora Rated: PG [Reviews - 26]
Summary: It’s Boromir’s turn to fear losing his brother’s affections to another. Another side drabble occuring sometime between the drabbles ‘Second Place’ and ‘First Place.’
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash, Book Verse Slash Characters: Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Faramir, Faramir, Faramir, Faramir
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 268 Read Count: 6328
Published: Apr 02 2006 Updated: Apr 02 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: First Love Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Loved it! Short, sweet and original. Great story!

Author's Response: You are making me very happy; thanks again, ArwenUndomiel! Patty.
Date: Oct 01 2006
A Fine Breed by Numenora Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: The beginning of a beautiful partnership. Daily Drabble for lotrallslash Challenge: ‘Fence’
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 164 Read Count: 2923
Published: Apr 14 2006 Updated: Apr 14 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Fine Breed Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Really sweet. I loved it!

Author's Response: Thank you again so much!
Date: Oct 01 2006
A Dangerous Music by TrickSpine Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: While Legolas and Aragorn seek their missing horse in a mysterious and ill-tempered forest, Legolas falls prey to a dangerous music. When they are ambushed, they both plummet into a reality characterized by grotesque miracles. Rated for Gore.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1617 Read Count: 3985
Published: Apr 15 2006 Updated: Apr 15 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Song Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Oh my gosh. How can you leave it hanging like that? That was so scary. I really liked it.
Date: Sep 10 2006
Hero by Aranel Elanesse Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Arwen is really mad at Aragorn and she's locked him out of the bedroom.Poor Aragorn gets some help from a certain elf prince to appease her.Fanfic/songfic combo based on Enrique Iglesias' "Hero".
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1087 Read Count: 1554
Published: Apr 16 2006 Updated: Apr 16 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hero Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Really, really cute! There were quite a few errors with punctuation, so I would suggest maybe getting a beta reader. Aside from that, it was great. Well done! I liked how you incorporated the song, as well.
Date: Oct 03 2006
Summary: Now I'm not a fan of Sauron but almost all the good titles were taken :( so I came up with the idea of Sauron's Diary set during the quest of The Fellowship.First person PoV.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Mouth of Sauron, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 227 Read Count: 2138
Published: Apr 22 2006 Updated: Apr 22 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Sauron's Diary Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Funny! I love the idea of Sauron keeping a diary. Please update soon!
Date: Oct 01 2006
Hair Dye by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lindir shares an observation about the Mirkwood royals with Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 2044
Published: Apr 26 2006 Updated: Apr 26 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hair Dye Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
I really liked it. Short and sweet.

Author's Response: Thank you; I appreciate it. :)
Date: Sep 17 2006
Summary: Complete! Aragorn loves his Ice Cream. But when the Terrible Trio arrives in Minas Tirith with an evil plot to steal the imperial Ice Cream, will he survive?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3153 Read Count: 7718
Published: May 05 2006 Updated: Oct 31 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Meanwhile, in Ithilien... Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
I loved it! Absolutely hysterical! Oh, I can just see those twins running down the street in pink fluffy nightgowns, it's a disturbing image actually. So funny though...please update really soon!

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing!
Date: Sep 08 2006
Title: Chapter 6: Oh, Rats! Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Why haven't I kept up with this for so long?! It is absolutely fantastic! Very funny. They got his ice-cream, no! Please update soon, I can't wait to see his reaction!

Author's Response: Thanks! They got his ice-cream, YES! Hopefully i\'ll update soon, but ya never kno w/me.
Date: Oct 25 2006
Summary: Elrond seeks tea and gets chocolate instead. For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge: "Chocolate."

Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Book Verse Slash, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 259 Read Count: 2510
Published: May 08 2006 Updated: May 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Afternoon Delight Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Cute! Mmm, I want chocolate now. Perhaps not from 3-year-old Estel's lips, though I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if he was older...or perhaps if he were Legolas. I could live with that. Alright, I'll shut up now. I'm getting a little carried away. Anyway, great little story!

Author's Response: I\'m pleased you liked it, ArwenUndomiel. He\'s so cute, i could eat him up even without chocolate! Thanks, love!
Date: Nov 03 2006
Cold Iron by gythia Rated: G [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Arwen and Eowyn discuss the odd things that Men believe about elves.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 1555
Published: May 09 2006 Updated: May 09 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Very funny! I loved it.

Author's Response: thanks!
Date: Nov 05 2006
Summary: Faramir helps Eowyn cope with a nightmare.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Faramir
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 969 Read Count: 1685
Published: May 10 2006 Updated: May 10 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Night Phantoms Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Beautiful story! I can just imagine Eowyn ending up like that after all she went through. Faramir was so sweet! Great story, I love it. Keep writing!
Date: Nov 03 2006
My Bet with Legolas by Sivan Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: How Legolas lost the contest of how many Uruk-hai he killed at Helm’s Deep to Gimli…
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1585 Read Count: 1919
Published: May 11 2006 Updated: May 11 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 1/1 Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Well, it was nicely written. I thought the pairing was a little odd, but it was still good. I was a bit surprised though; I don't really think Legolas and Gimli (especially Gimli) would be that loving and, well, sappy towards each other. It seemed a bit OOC.

The bit about Legolas shooting that last orc...I swear I have read almost exactly the same paragraph, only in a different story on a different sight. Hmmn...

One other little criticism...I think you may have used the word 'cock' a few too many times. Another word occasionally wouldn't have hurt.

I'm sorry if this review sounds a little harsh, I'm just trying to help. Still a good story, well done!
Date: Sep 17 2006
Summary: What does a caged bird dream?
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 406 Read Count: 2645
Published: May 21 2006 Updated: May 21 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Caged Bird's Dreams Reviewer: ArwenUndomiel Signed
Wow. Such a beautiful poem! I thought the way you started every stanza with 'I' was very effective. I loved it!
Date: Nov 03 2006