Penname: Vanya Vasa [Contact] Real name: colleen
Member Since: 06/09/06
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All you of earth are idiots!


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Summary: Life through Eowyn's eyes, and how she deals with rejection from Aragorn. Will soon get more juicy.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Faramir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Drama, Angst
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 677 Read Count: 1485
[Report This] Published: 17/12/05 Updated: 17/12/05
Reviewer: Vanya Vasa Signed
Date: 02/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Introduction

Interesting. A good beginning, once again I recomend double spacing.

Summary: A humorus crossover of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Lord of the Rings. After an important ambassador goes missing, the crew of the EnterpriseD must find him, but they find much more than they expected. Those silly elves and Vulcans...
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Humor, Fantasy
Warnings: Graphic Sex, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14942 Read Count: 5107
[Report This] Published: 19/02/06 Updated: 19/02/06
Reviewer: Vanya Vasa Signed
Date: 02/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Distress Call

I love your story. I love both star trek and lord of the rings, so this is great. I wish you would write another one like this.

Summary: This shall be the place for stories focusing on Merimac Brandybuck who will appear in many minor and major roles along with familiar and unfamaliar faces from LotR. Each chapter will stand on it's own.

UPDATE: The Fright: Merimac acts the overprotective father.


Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Berilac Brandybuck, Drogo Baggins, Eglantine Took, Esmeralda (Took) Brandybuck, Frodo, Merimac Brandybuck, Merry, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Paladin Took, Pearl Took, Pervinca Took, Pimpernel Took, Pippin, Primula Baggins, Rorimac Brandybuck, Saradoc Brandybuck
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 50662 Read Count: 27182
[Report This] Published: 14/06/06 Updated: 20/05/11
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Date: 07/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Feeding A Cousin

That was adorable! And hilarious!

Author's Response: Thanks a lot.

Reviewer: Vanya Vasa Signed
Date: 01/11/06 Title: Chapter 12: Milk and Honey

I love this story. Most people concentrate on elves, or the Valar, or Men. I like the sweet simplicity of your stories with the hobbits and thier ways. I think Professor Tolkien would have liked them too.

Author's Response: Thanks a lot. I rather stick to the hobbits and their simple ways. The Elves are far too unreachable for me.

Summary: A poem about Hobbits
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36 Read Count: 1618
[Report This] Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06
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Date: 06/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So simple its beautiful. And with a very good point.

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! I am glad you liked it!

Reviewer: Vanya Vasa Signed
Date: 06/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So simple its beautiful. And with a very good point.

Reviewer: Vanya Vasa Signed
Date: 06/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So simple its beautiful. And with a very good point.

In the Night by Merry Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Merry's thoughts when he was captured by orcs.

Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Merry
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68 Read Count: 1338
[Report This] Published: 06/09/06 Updated: 06/09/06
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Date: 07/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like it. The brokeness of the lines seems to convey the way Merry kept falling in and out of consciousness and best of all it ends with hope.

Author's Response: Thank you for the review. I am glad you liked it.

Boromir's Journey by Merry Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A poem about Boromir
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 206 Read Count: 1516
[Report This] Published: 07/09/06 Updated: 07/09/06
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Date: 07/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A beautiful poem, and I think I would be a good judge because I write poetry myself. Its really well done, and I like the rhyme scheme and the sad, woeful theme.

Author's Response: Thanks! I am glad you like it!

Summary: ~Complete~ A visit to Farmer Cotton's causes some discomfort for young Pippin.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Pippin
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1714 Read Count: 999
[Report This] Published: 07/09/06 Updated: 07/09/06
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Date: 07/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Way Things Are

This is really cute and touching. A really great short story.

Author's Response: Thank you.

Summary: Though her mother doesn't, Lana believes in mythical creatures. Little does she know what her belief will lead her to........
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 334 Read Count: 1696
[Report This] Published: 08/09/06 Updated: 08/09/06
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Date: 09/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Dreamer of Dreams

this is a great story, with a great start! Please update it as soon as you can!

Author's Response: I will try, though my homework will be getting pretty heavy! I\'ll update when I can! Thanks for reviewing! ~Mel

Summary: Tolkien meets Austen. Marriage is in the air in Minas Tirith. Faramir contends with a gossipy aunt and a fusty servant, and finds out he is to organize the King's wedding. Pippin, Sam, Elladan, Elrohir and three Rangers tell tales over ale and meat pies--and what about that mysterious Captain from Gondor's past?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir, Imrahil, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7842 Read Count: 1043
[Report This] Published: 08/09/06 Updated: 08/09/06
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Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this story. I think its the best written fan-fiction I have ever read. I like the humor, the romance and the way it explores behind the scences of the Return of the King.

Author's Response: That\'s the most flattering review I\'ve yet gotten! Thanks! I\'m planning an Extended Edition one of these days. G.A.

Reviewer: Vanya Vasa Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this story. I think its the best written fan-fiction I have ever read. I like the humor, the romance and the way it explores behind the scences of the Return of the King.

Author's Response:

Summary: I wrote this because I was fed up of people saying that LotR sucks and is boring.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1136 Read Count: 3527
[Report This] Published: 09/09/06 Updated: 09/09/06
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Date: 09/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You go girl! You have my support, 100%!

Author's Response: YEAH! Thanks! LotR ROCKS!

Summary: A few things go wrong at the Prancing Pony, and Gandalf has to explain to Manwe how it all happened. AU
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 728 Read Count: 1510
[Report This] Published: 21/09/06 Updated: 21/09/06
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Date: 25/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Gandalf's No Good, Rotten, Really Bad Day

I have submitted this review before, but I am happy to submit it again, this is hilarious... poor Gandalf...

Author's Response: Thanks! All my stories got wiped out in the Big Crash, so I\'m posting all over again. G.A.

Summary: Written on a rainy day. Basically, this is about loss, but not in a tragic way. One of my own abstract-ish works.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128 Read Count: 1217
[Report This] Published: 25/09/06 Updated: 25/09/06
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Date: 25/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Beautiful. A poem that isn't quite a poem. I like to write these, but I am not as good at it as you are.

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m sure your writing is awesome too, I\'ll go and check it out =3

Runaway by Lily the Hobbit Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: ~Chapter Three: Confidant~ Frodo cannot cope with his parents' death. His cousins, Saradoc and Merimac, try to support him but will Frodo accept their help?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Frodo
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5698 Read Count: 2513
[Report This] Published: 28/09/06 Updated: 29/11/06
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Date: 26/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: Ward

Awww. I like this chapter. Its warm and emotional without being too fluffy or syrupy.

Author's Response: Thanks.

Summary: A mother has a strange experience in the California woods.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Tom Bombadil
Genres: Angst, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1482 Read Count: 1421
[Report This] Published: 09/10/06 Updated: 09/10/06
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Date: 30/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was great! I love the way you included Tom in our country!

Author's Response: I wrote this after a visit to the Muir Woods. It\'s impossible not to think of Ents and Huorns there, and who better to be a U.S. Ranger than Tom Bombadil? G.A.

Summary: A partial response to Aelfwine's challenge "LOTR is like a country song".

It's pretty much full-on filksong, so if you can't stand the idea of country music, avoid it. I personally have always loved the verve and verbal play in good country music. Now with other genres too.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Halbarad, Nazgūl, Sauron
Genres: Angst, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Sillier Stories
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1628 Read Count: 7278
[Report This] Published: 14/10/06 Updated: 22/05/09
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Date: 26/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: Star of the Evening

Nice, I have read much worse. I wouldn't have put it in the song format though, it would be better without it.

Author's Response: You\'re right about the verse -- it\'s far from my best. I just found the thought of an actual country song irresistable.

Summary: Celebrķan and her cousin, Orodlin, discuss her suitors.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celebrķan, Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2262 Read Count: 2291
[Report This] Published: 30/10/06 Updated: 30/10/06
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Date: 30/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Husband For CelebrĆ­an

This is good. I liked it, it wasn't mushy, but it was sweet. Good job.

Author's Response: *grins* Glad that you enjoyed it. Thank you.