Reviews by BookLuva7
O. Cruel Fate by greywing Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 13601
Published: 11/13/06 Updated: 11/02/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 9: And It All Goes Downhill From Here Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*snigger* That *giggle* was *doubles over with laughter* hilarious!!! *says between bursts of laughter* Balrog ... cow ... fire ... Brillliant job!!! :D

Author's Response: I\'m afraid the credit goes to Peter Jackson. Thanks for reading!
Date: 03/25/07
Title: Chapter 10: Intimations of Flammability Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*giggle* This *snigger* Was hilarious! *bursts out laughing* How the hell do you manage to reduce me to a pile of laughing flesh with every chapter??!! Great job! ;D :D

Author's Response: Thank you :)
Date: 04/19/07
Title: Chapter 11: Of Gardens and Plots Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*applauds enthusiastically* Great job! I absolutely loved it!!! :D
Date: 11/02/07
Sea's Calling by Tolannui Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A poem written about the sea, and it's calling on Legolas. Fairly short.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 405 Read Count: 1365
Published: 11/13/06 Updated: 11/13/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Sea's Calling Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
Wow. That's all I can say ... Brilliant job! Seriously! It was fantastic! :D
Date: 02/11/07
Summary: A prank by Merry and Pippin goes disasterously wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 10089
Published: 11/14/06 Updated: 11/14/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 10: In the end Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*cricket chirrups* Ahem ... I loved it!! It was absolutely hilarious!!! As for the lock of hair ... well ... -insert awkward expression of choice- I don't think I would like to express my views so publicly ... anyway, I'm terrified of spiders too, so I completely understand how Oreplien and Lioun feel ... *spider drops on BookLuva7's face, BookLuva7 squeals and rushes around the room trying to get it off* Commentator: To finish it off *cut off as BookLuva7 crashes into lampstand* BookLuva7 would *wince* like to say that she really enjoyed it and thinks you should write more! ;D

Author's Response: Hehehe, glad you liked it BookLuva7, I might write similar ones at some point but at the minute I\'m busy with Raiders, Far Future and (to a lesser extent Teri)
Date: 12/22/06
Summary: A journal from an evil villain (1st person notations)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 1429
Published: 11/14/06 Updated: 11/14/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Journal Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*clutches stomach and rolls around on floor choking with laughter for about 1 hour, recovers* That was *gasp* BRILLIANT!!! *gasp, ecstatic grin* New journal should be written sometime ... soon ... *nudge nudge, hint hint* :D

Author's Response: I bestow upon you... the amazing enthusiasm award! Thanks for reviewing, I\'m really glad you enjoyed it
Date: 12/22/06
Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 13295
Published: 11/14/06 Updated: 04/09/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Advice Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*eye twitches* I love it! ... so far ... *cackles* XP

Author's Response: I\'ll keep writing
Date: 12/22/06
Title: Chapter 2: Advice 2 Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*has a laughing fit* You know, I've got an answer to the last bit ... orcs are ... UGLY!!! Anyway, on to more important things ... love the story! :D

Author's Response: Aww, you\'ve hurt their feelings now. *orcs burst into tears*
Date: 12/22/06
Title: Chapter 3: Advice 3 Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
HAHAHA!!! (I would put more HA's, but getting kicked off the site doesn't sound too appealing to me ...) Dropping like flies hey?? I hate flies -insert murderous expression of choice here- DEATH TO ALL FLIES!! Um ... yeah ... *sheepish grin* :D

Author's Response: Yeah, so do I, keep reading
Date: 12/22/06
Title: Chapter 4: How comes it? Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*hugs random members of the audience to release laughing energy* How do you do this??!! :D

Author's Response: Aha, that is my \"evil minion\" mode coming into play, then I think of all the unfair things that happen to orcs, and point out all of the quite stupid things that happen. E.G One good guy charges twenty bad guys, against all logic, the good guy will win... every time.
Date: 12/22/06
Title: Chapter 5: My to do list Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
You know, I AM BookLuva7, and I STILL HAVE a poisoned machine gun (version XVI actually ... 7 of them ...) As for the evil laugh, BWAHAHAHA!!! sounds good. Oh, and ... how many times do I have to tell you that Sauron is a PANSY!?? You have no reason to be afraid of him ... he should be afraid of me ... also, you have no reason to be afraid of me as long as you a) keep updating b) keep reviewing my story and c) stay on my good side *cackles* Finally, I love your story, so please update soon!! *adds story to Favorites*

Author's Response: Whew... must think of more evil minion ideas...
Date: 12/22/06
Title: Chapter 6: An odd chapter Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
Um ... cleverly well written ... nice ... language? No, seriously, it was hilarious! :D :D :D

Author's Response: Thanks BookLuva!
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 7: What to do when..... Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*suspicious expression, narrowed eyes* You know ... you're EXTREMELY lucky that you are my beta, or else you'd be ... well ... stuck in a compromising position ... *cackles* Magnificent chapter!! :D Oh, and ... I'm Gemini Elf's beta ... sooo ... she doesn't scare me ... too much ... *attempts to hide shudder* Um ... anyway, thank you for updating! XP

Author's Response: You\'re welcome, thanks for the compliment!
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 8: Never.... Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*snigger* Too true, too true ... last 5 things ... they puzzle me too ... nice job!!! :D :D

Author's Response: They just came out
Date: 01/26/07
Title: Chapter 9: Further advice Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*cheers ecstatically while streamers spew through the air* You're back!!! With a brilliant chapter! (It was UNBELIEVABLY hilarious, seriously ... no, really ... I almost fell out of my chair with laughter ... my pet bird is looking at me strangely ...) Anyway, glad to see you're back! :D

Author's Response: Good to be back. Especially with such a wonderful reception :)
Date: 08/31/07
Title: Chapter 10: Immutable cosmic laws Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*applauds* Loved it! Immutable cosmic laws indeed! *nods* Great job! :D

Author's Response: :)
Date: 09/01/07
Title: Chapter 11: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
Well, I wasn't in the audience, because I didn't fall asleep! Ahem ... for my final opinion ... IT WAS FANTASTIC! Can't wait for the next installment! :D :D :D

Author's Response: Glad to hear you liked it BookLuva, I\'ll be doing more in the near future *fingers crossed*
Date: 09/30/07
Title: Chapter 12: A Commercial Interlude Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
You're right ... Ireli does get on your nerves *growls* Very entertaining commercial, though ... *grin* :D :D :D

Author's Response: Thanks for the review BL7. Fingers crossed I\'ll be updating more regularly from here on, rather than like, you know, twice a year...
Date: 04/09/08
Summary: The title says it all!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 894 Read Count: 6223
Published: 11/15/06 Updated: 12/06/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
*rolls on floor laughing* Hilarious!! However, I noticed that in annoyance strategy 5 you wrote bead instead of beard, and in #8 you wrote weather instead of whether ... Anyway, I absolutely LOVED IT!!! :D
Date: 11/16/06
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Reviewer: BookLuva7 Signed
Fantastic!!! You know, we're kindrid spirits! You wrote a story on how to annoy fellowship members, and I wrote a story on Ten Facts About random characters! Check it out! Please update soon! I love it!! :D
Date: 11/16/06