Reviews by KestralSurion
Summary: In which Saruman gets his own talk show! Includes some slash, a titchy wee bit of language, but nothing too serious. this is hilarious! i suggest you read it!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Legolas, Merry, Other, Pippin, Saruman, Treebeard
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3078 Read Count: 3099
Published: Aug 21 2004 Updated: Aug 21 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Where The Hell is Saruman? Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Very amusing :)
Date: Nov 28 2006
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6535
Published: Dec 06 2004 Updated: Dec 06 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
This is simply hillarious, I love it! Excellant wrting and themes!
Date: Sep 29 2006
Summary: Semi-canonical, set in the early Fourth Age, exploring the possibility that Arwen, as queen of Gondor, might not have had the time or the energy to care for her daughters. Warning: Some may consider to be anti-Arwen.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir, Original Character, Other, Elboron
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3003 Read Count: 1920
Published: May 05 2005 Updated: May 05 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Mother and Daughter Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
It was a beautiful story, with a great feel for the characters. Excellent Job!
Date: Oct 03 2006
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 5114
Published: Dec 22 2005 Updated: Dec 22 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Oh, I loved it! I sent it to some of my friends, we thought it was just hilarious.

Author's Response: Wow! Hehe. I\'m delighted you all enjoyed it so much. *has warm fuzzies* Thank you for reading it and telling me. XD I had a huge amount of fun writing it so it always makes me happy to hear that I\'ve managed to convey a form of my giggles to others.
Date: Nov 11 2006
Summary: I FINALLY UPDATED!!!!!!! What if Galadriel had failed the test and accepted the Ring when Frodo offered it to her? Totally OOC and goofy and random
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Galadriel, Other, Sam, Sauron
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1422 Read Count: 5917
Published: Jan 09 2006 Updated: Oct 17 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: The Questors Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
This is hilarious! Keep it coming.

Author's Response: Thanks for your review! I\'ll write more as soon as I come up with something.
Date: Oct 18 2006
Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 6309
Published: Feb 03 2006 Updated: Feb 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Wow! I fell over laughing at this, you must write more, it's hilarious!:D
Date: Nov 22 2006
Paths to Tread by Morgyn Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: When a magical explosion throws Draco Malfoy and his aunt Andromeda Tonks into Middle Earth near the end of the Third Age, they must find a way to survive in this world that is steadily growing more dangerous as Sauron builds his power once more.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Original Character, Other
Genres: Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7654 Read Count: 4064
Published: Apr 30 2006 Updated: May 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3 - Dinner At Lord Elrond's Table Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
This is a fascinating story, I'm eager to read more.
Date: Sep 30 2006
Summary: There are some stories that shouldn't be changed, but this one has been. Lord of the Rings with a new twist where women and men rule together. And love is lost upon the adventure.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Character Death
Series: The Hidden Paths
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22884 Read Count: 5453
Published: Sep 11 2006 Updated: Feb 22 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Secrets Revealed Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
This a lovely, well written story that's refreshingly different from other AU's. Excellent job!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading!
Date: Mar 22 2007
Summary: A funny story including: blond hairs, tweezers, a dwarf, and an elf. Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1013 Read Count: 1991
Published: Sep 20 2006 Updated: Sep 20 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Oh my word, that was so funny! You wrote it in such an amusing way, it had me laughing from begining to end. Gret job!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! What a compliment! I have to say that I really enjoyed writing this particular story. Thanks again! ~God bless
Date: Nov 10 2006
Summary: The LOTR characters all go to school and make two new friends. Parody. Also on fanfiction.net.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1486 Read Count: 7259
Published: Nov 24 2006 Updated: Mar 21 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Timetable Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Great idea! I'll definately contribute.

Author's Response: Feel free to put chapters on, but please go with the timetable. I can change it round if it would be easier.
Date: Dec 07 2006
Title: Chapter 5: Languages for monday Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Lol, maybe after we get to Wednesday or something I'll put in another Math chapter. I love the idea of Sauroman the great Mathmetician. Also, I can't wait to see Celeborn teach P.E. Someone will have a fun time writing that.:)

Author's Response: Feel free to - there is another story after this one which I have started for after this one is finished.
Date: Jan 05 2007
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Summary:
Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Wow, excellent, I look forward to reading more.

Author's Response: Wow. Thank you very much. I hope you enjoy what is soon to come. xxx
Date: Nov 29 2006
Left and Hoe by iggybaby Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: My version of a drunken hobbit song. A lively Irish-y kind of tune.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87 Read Count: 1266
Published: Nov 27 2006 Updated: Nov 27 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Very funny, I can almost imagine hobbits dancing around at the Green Dragon singing it. :)

Author's Response: I thank you. I had fun making that that song up. iggybaby
Date: Nov 28 2006
by Rated: [Reviews - ]
Summary:
Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Wow. I thought that was beautiful, Merry Christmas to you as well, it is very important we remember our heros.

Author's Response: Thank you very much indeed! :-) And you are certainly right, my friend. Our hero\'s should never be forgotten.
Date: Dec 01 2006
Summary: Theoden's thoughts as he lies dying on the battlefield.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 965 Read Count: 2119
Published: Jan 21 2007 Updated: Jan 21 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Field of Death Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Excellent emotion and detail.

Author's Response: Thank you! I was actually feeling somwhat tired and wistfull when I wrote it. ^-^
Date: Jan 22 2007
Elf Ruler, a parody by Ria Rated: PG [Reviews - 13]
Summary: This is a parody of the Mikado, inspired by Took the Took's "LotR: the Musical Parody" challenge, with necessary violence to Canon. The story of Beren and Luthien as perfomed by the Numenorean Light Opera company.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Beren, Celegorm, Finrod, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maglor, Sauron, Thingol
Genres: Drama, Humor, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Steal A Plot!
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10083 Read Count: 20667
Published: Apr 01 2007 Updated: Jun 15 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Scene IV Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
I love the Mikado, and I love Lord of the Rings... and while I must admit to being skeptical to the idea at first, This is an excellent story. Great job!

Author's Response: The only weak part of the equation would be me as the writer. Both stories are brilliant, and there\'s a weird concinnity between them (Luthien\'s disguise/ Nanki-Poo\'s disguise; the fact that both stories are very much about the death of the young lovers; the fact that Beren and Luthien scan almost identically to Yum-Yum and Nanki-Poo . . .) The bones of the parody are in the text, I swear.
Date: Apr 02 2007
Summary: A therapy session for the charcters of The Lord of the Rings. This IS random. Anyone looking for a sensible therapy should look in the phone book.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Théoden
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1818 Read Count: 4543
Published: Jul 28 2007 Updated: Jul 30 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Aragorn's Therapy Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Excellent! Please keep writing.
Date: Jul 30 2007
Title: Chapter 3: Boromir, Faramir, and Denethor’s Therapy Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Thanks for the update! It was greatly appreciated.

Author's Response: Thanks! Sorry for the delay. It will be a while between chapters, school\'s starting back up. But keep checking back!
Date: Aug 06 2007
Summary: During the decade following the War of the Ring, King Elessar and Queen Undómiel work tirelessly to reunify the kingdom and institute governmental reforms. Most of the war-weary population embraces the King’s peacetime policies and building projects as prosperity and opportunity slowly return to Gondor and beyond. Old enemies resurface, however, as four villains emerge to cast covetous eyes upon the southern provinces and form an evil alliance which will threaten the stability of the empire and even the safety of the royal family.

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Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Beregond, Celeborn, Celebrían, Elfwine, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erkenbrand, Faramir, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gwaihir, Landroval, Legolas, Lothiriel, Meneldor the Swift, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 305693 Read Count: 62270
Published: Sep 09 2007 Updated: Feb 04 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Treasures from the Earth Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
I'm really enjoying this, good job!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review. There will also be two subplots: The relationship between Evenstar\'s handmaidens, and problems in the marriage of Eowyn and Faramir.
Date: Sep 17 2007
Summary: The title speaks for itself
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 581 Read Count: 1410
Published: Sep 19 2007 Updated: Sep 19 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Ways to Annoy Each Member of the Fellowship Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
Very funny.

Author's Response: Thank you, i\'m glad you liked it - Li
Date: Sep 19 2007
Summary: Harry Potter Crazy.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: The Series of Ridiculously Pink Glasses
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1399 Read Count: 2412
Published: Oct 22 2007 Updated: Oct 22 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Harry Potter Reviewer: KestralSurion Signed
All I can say is, LOL.

Author's Response: Hannon le. I\'m glad you liked this, it\'s just pure absolute stupidness. I was reading it late at night and i\'m just like \r\n\'don\'t start laughing loudly coz then i\'ll get in troublle\'. It\'s just something that\'ll make you laugh whether you do or \r\ndon\'t like HP. Thanks for reviewing - Li
Date: Oct 22 2007