Penname: GreenWoodElleth [Contact] Real name: Findabhair
Member Since: 08/10/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Oh dear Goddess, this is surreal. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen! After a three year hiatus!! How's that for not updating? It's sad, because I get the strong sense that all my fans and darling readers must have gone by now, to the Grey Havens and beyond. But truly, so happy to be back! While at the same time finding it unfortunate that I cannot break this addiction, even though I'm in my freshman year of college(pleas somebody help me). But I hope to REALLY, REALLY edit all of my stuff!! Goddess, I was an absolutely BOLLOCKS writer when I started writing fanfic at the tender age of thirteen o_0. Deepest apologies look for me to fix it all when I have time!!
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Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 113328
[Report This] Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04
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Date: 26/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: A (Brilliant) Plan Thwarted

Um...excuse me? Gandalf, sir? Can *I* stampede Haldir?

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Date: 26/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: Evil IS Evil

EVIL IS FUN!!

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Date: 26/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: An Arrow to the Bum

HAhahaha!!

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Date: 26/02/07 Title: Chapter 7: Is That a Polka-Dot?

HALDIR!! Yes!!!

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Date: 26/02/07 Title: Chapter 8: Frodo and Sam Sitting in a Tree?

Slash....eeeww

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Date: 26/02/07 Title: Chapter 12: Evil Wall Came Falling Down, Falling Down…

ooops...

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Date: 27/02/07 Title: Chapter 18: My Inner Dwarf

EEEWWW!!! Oh, please, god NO!!!

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Date: 27/02/07 Title: Chapter 25: Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge

um....this is a GREAT story. Just...no. Never ever. yuck.

Summary: New movie, new students, new lustobjects, new mini-Balrogs and a whole new curriculum. That’s right, children. OFUM is back. But wait… It’s no longer the only University in town. MUSM? What the…?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 175827
[Report This] Published: 19/10/04 Updated: 21/01/05
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Date: 05/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Uh-oh

A Gift by Dawnknight Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: ~She had the perfect gift for the youngest prince of Mirkwood. ~
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 643 Read Count: 2395
[Report This] Published: 18/11/04 Updated: 18/11/04
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Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Gift Giving

ooh!! Update soon!! I like!

Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 5533
[Report This] Published: 06/12/04 Updated: 06/12/04
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Date: 17/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide

OMG can't-stop-laughing!! HYSTERICAL!!

Summary: How much trouble can Merry and Pippin get into when they are chosen as the Fellowship's nightly sentinels? Maybe we don't want to know...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Merry, Pippin
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3927 Read Count: 949
[Report This] Published: 22/01/05 Updated: 11/04/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 10/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Default Chapter

Very funny!! Ones always got to love the hobbits for trying! Good job!!

Summary: I think the title is self explanatory
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 696 Read Count: 4810
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05
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Date: 03/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron

Oh man.....so funny!!! Hilarious!!!!!

Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 3850
[Report This] Published: 01/02/06 Updated: 01/02/06
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Date: 03/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Funny List

Oh funny!!

Author's Response: Thanks! ^__^

Summary: It has been many long years since an elfling was seen and heard in the halls of King Thranduil. Is that about to change?This story won third place in the MC Awards 2006 for Best Young Drama Story.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character, Thranduil
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2989 Read Count: 1990
[Report This] Published: 22/03/06 Updated: 22/03/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 03/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, I like this! It was really sad, a excellent bit of writing though.

Author's Response: Hey, I\'m only a year late on this response. :o) I missed the review somehow. Please forgive me. I\'m so happy that you like the story. It is sad, but considering what the elves of Mirkwood went through, I couldn\'t see the royal family as going unscathed. I\'m also happy you like my writing. Thanks.

Summary: Jessica, Paige and Jake 'die' and find themselves in ME. An OC written 16 years after The Fellowship.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2470 Read Count: 2838
[Report This] Published: 23/05/06 Updated: 19/01/07
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Date: 03/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oooh!! I like this already!!!

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Date: 03/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Not in Kansas Anymore

Oh very good!!! Dont you hate in when things like that happen. Oh!! Yeah almost forgot like the bit about the horses, I'm a horse perosn myself. We should chat sometime. I love the description of the orc!!

Author's Response: LOL, I have two horses :) oh the hoy of living on a farm

Author's Response: oops, I ment \'joy\'....stupid typos...

Shining Light by iggybaby Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A poem. Written from an elf's perspective.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42 Read Count: 1319
[Report This] Published: 17/06/06 Updated: 17/06/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 31/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Beautiful! I like this very much, nice use of imagery. =)
GWE

Author's Response: thanks. Maybe i\'ll write another poem soon. iggybaby

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*sob* sweet and sad :) :(

Author's Response: How can that be possible? iggybaby

Summary: A poem I wrote after seeing the Two Towers for the first time. There is mention of fighting and death but nothing serious. Just so you know.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Death and Beyond
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87 Read Count: 1776
[Report This] Published: 17/06/06 Updated: 17/06/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooh! I like it a lot!! Makes me feel sad but 'tis very very good! :) Whenever I try and right a poem it comes out like crap, diz is great!

Author's Response: i wrote right after i saw a trailer about the two towers because of all the sadness and war i saw. iggybaby