Reviews by GreenWoodElleth
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 147425
Published: Aug 09 2004 Updated: Aug 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: A (Brilliant) Plan Thwarted Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Um...excuse me? Gandalf, sir? Can *I* stampede Haldir?
Date: Feb 26 2007
Title: Chapter 5: Evil IS Evil Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
EVIL IS FUN!!
Date: Feb 26 2007
Title: Chapter 6: An Arrow to the Bum Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
HAhahaha!!
Date: Feb 26 2007
Title: Chapter 7: Is That a Polka-Dot? Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
HALDIR!! Yes!!!
Date: Feb 26 2007
Title: Chapter 8: Frodo and Sam Sitting in a Tree? Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Slash....eeeww
Date: Feb 26 2007
Title: Chapter 12: Evil Wall Came Falling Down, Falling Down… Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
ooops...
Date: Feb 26 2007
Title: Chapter 18: My Inner Dwarf Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
EEEWWW!!! Oh, please, god NO!!!
Date: Feb 27 2007
Title: Chapter 25: Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
um....this is a GREAT story. Just...no. Never ever. yuck.
Date: Feb 27 2007
Summary: New movie, new students, new lustobjects, new mini-Balrogs and a whole new curriculum. That’s right, children. OFUM is back. But wait… It’s no longer the only University in town. MUSM? What the…?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 205400
Published: Oct 18 2004 Updated: Jan 21 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Uh-oh
Date: Sep 05 2007
A Gift by Dawnknight Rated: G [Reviews - 9]
Summary: ~She had the perfect gift for the youngest prince of Mirkwood. ~
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 643 Read Count: 2741
Published: Nov 18 2004 Updated: Nov 18 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Gift Giving Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
ooh!! Update soon!! I like!
Date: Nov 15 2006
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6446
Published: Dec 06 2004 Updated: Dec 06 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
OMG can't-stop-laughing!! HYSTERICAL!!
Date: Nov 17 2006
Summary: How much trouble can Merry and Pippin get into when they are chosen as the Fellowship's nightly sentinels? Maybe we don't want to know...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Merry, Pippin
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3927 Read Count: 1052
Published: Jan 21 2005 Updated: Apr 11 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Default Chapter Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Very funny!! Ones always got to love the hobbits for trying! Good job!!
Date: Sep 10 2007
Summary: I think the title is self explanatory
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 696 Read Count: 5473
Published: Aug 18 2005 Updated: Aug 18 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh man.....so funny!!! Hilarious!!!!!
Date: Nov 03 2006
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4524
Published: Feb 01 2006 Updated: Feb 01 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Funny List Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh funny!!

Author's Response: Thanks! ^__^
Date: Nov 03 2006
Summary: It has been many long years since an elfling was seen and heard in the halls of King Thranduil. Is that about to change?This story won third place in the MC Awards 2006 for Best Young Drama Story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character, Thranduil
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2989 Read Count: 2291
Published: Mar 22 2006 Updated: Mar 22 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh, I like this! It was really sad, a excellent bit of writing though.

Author's Response: Hey, I\'m only a year late on this response. :o) I missed the review somehow. Please forgive me. I\'m so happy that you like the story. It is sad, but considering what the elves of Mirkwood went through, I couldn\'t see the royal family as going unscathed. I\'m also happy you like my writing. Thanks.
Date: Nov 03 2006
Summary: Jessica, Paige and Jake 'die' and find themselves in ME. An OC written 16 years after The Fellowship.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2470 Read Count: 3193
Published: May 23 2006 Updated: Jan 18 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oooh!! I like this already!!!
Date: Nov 03 2006
Title: Chapter 2: Not in Kansas Anymore Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh very good!!! Dont you hate in when things like that happen. Oh!! Yeah almost forgot like the bit about the horses, I'm a horse perosn myself. We should chat sometime. I love the description of the orc!!

Author's Response: LOL, I have two horses :) oh the hoy of living on a farm

Author's Response: oops, I ment \'joy\'....stupid typos...
Date: Nov 03 2006
Shining Light by iggybaby Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A poem. Written from an elf's perspective.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42 Read Count: 1500
Published: Jun 17 2006 Updated: Jun 17 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Beautiful! I like this very much, nice use of imagery. =)
GWE

Author's Response: thanks. Maybe i\'ll write another poem soon. iggybaby
Date: Oct 31 2006
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
*sob* sweet and sad :) :(

Author's Response: How can that be possible? iggybaby
Date: Nov 15 2006
Summary: A poem I wrote after seeing the Two Towers for the first time. There is mention of fighting and death but nothing serious. Just so you know.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Death and Beyond
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87 Read Count: 2183
Published: Jun 17 2006 Updated: Jun 17 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Ooh! I like it a lot!! Makes me feel sad but 'tis very very good! :) Whenever I try and right a poem it comes out like crap, diz is great!

Author's Response: i wrote right after i saw a trailer about the two towers because of all the sadness and war i saw. iggybaby
Date: Nov 15 2006
Lady Gwendolyn by iggybaby Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Another poem. It kind of reminds me of what effect the war of the ring brought to the people of middle earth.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121 Read Count: 1722
Published: Jul 24 2006 Updated: Jul 24 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh...wow *sniffle sniffle* this is really sad, WOULD U STOP MAKING ME CRY?! Is so sad, its excellent!

Author's Response: Oh, i\'m sorry if it made you cry, but that\'s the kind of mood i was in when i wrote it. iggybaby
Date: Nov 15 2006
Summary: I seem to be continuing the series. Title should explain it though.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 575 Read Count: 7317
Published: Aug 02 2006 Updated: Aug 02 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 43 ways to annoy Legolas Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
you are so frickin HILARIOUS!! I will never forget #41!! :D
Date: Nov 09 2006
Summary: Haldir bids his love farewell in Lothlorien.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 526 Read Count: 1269
Published: Sep 08 2006 Updated: Sep 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Farewell Forever Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
WAAAH!! *bawls her eyes out* DAMN YOU Peter Jackson!!
HALDIR-MUST NOT DIE!!
*realizes her embarrassment* Uh...sorry.
great story hun!! :)

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. And don\'t be embarrassed. I\'ve seen Haldir die like, a hundred times and I still cry every time I see it. And if that part is playing when I walk into the room, I gasp and hide my face in my hands. Sometimes I even scream. hmm. . . Maybe we should write to PJ about that matter. Anyways, thanks for the review!! ~Mel
Date: Nov 16 2006
Summary: A short poem I wrote, while in an exceptionally bad mood. It's very depressing, to say the least.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 216 Read Count: 1495
Published: Sep 14 2006 Updated: Sep 14 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Wow...this is really powerful. Really good! I like it! Sad sad :(

Author's Response: Thanks so much! =)
Date: Nov 15 2006
Old Stream by Star Fairy Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: This is a poem that I published on a poetry website about 2 years ago.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 48 Read Count: 1573
Published: Sep 26 2006 Updated: Sep 26 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Old Stream Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Yah I know a stream like that, iz kind of sad( everything makes me sad sos u know but this particularly) very good

Author's Response: Thanks, I\'m so glad you understand the point!! Yes it is sad. Thanks so much, Love, Ellie
Date: Nov 15 2006