Reviews by GreenWoodElleth
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 140010
Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: A (Brilliant) Plan Thwarted Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Um...excuse me? Gandalf, sir? Can *I* stampede Haldir?
Date: 26/02/07
Title: Chapter 5: Evil IS Evil Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
EVIL IS FUN!!
Date: 26/02/07
Title: Chapter 6: An Arrow to the Bum Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
HAhahaha!!
Date: 26/02/07
Title: Chapter 7: Is That a Polka-Dot? Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
HALDIR!! Yes!!!
Date: 26/02/07
Title: Chapter 8: Frodo and Sam Sitting in a Tree? Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Slash....eeeww
Date: 26/02/07
Title: Chapter 12: Evil Wall Came Falling Down, Falling Down… Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
ooops...
Date: 26/02/07
Title: Chapter 18: My Inner Dwarf Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
EEEWWW!!! Oh, please, god NO!!!
Date: 27/02/07
Title: Chapter 25: Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
um....this is a GREAT story. Just...no. Never ever. yuck.
Date: 27/02/07
Summary: New movie, new students, new lustobjects, new mini-Balrogs and a whole new curriculum. That’s right, children. OFUM is back. But wait… It’s no longer the only University in town. MUSM? What the…?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 198998
Published: 18/10/04 Updated: 21/01/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Uh-oh
Date: 05/09/07
A Gift by Dawnknight Rated: G [Reviews - 9]
Summary: ~She had the perfect gift for the youngest prince of Mirkwood. ~
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 643 Read Count: 2611
Published: 18/11/04 Updated: 18/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Gift Giving Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
ooh!! Update soon!! I like!
Date: 15/11/06
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6200
Published: 06/12/04 Updated: 06/12/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
OMG can't-stop-laughing!! HYSTERICAL!!
Date: 17/11/06
Summary: How much trouble can Merry and Pippin get into when they are chosen as the Fellowship's nightly sentinels? Maybe we don't want to know...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Merry, Pippin
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3927 Read Count: 1013
Published: 21/01/05 Updated: 11/04/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Default Chapter Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Very funny!! Ones always got to love the hobbits for trying! Good job!!
Date: 10/09/07
Summary: I think the title is self explanatory
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 696 Read Count: 5268
Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh man.....so funny!!! Hilarious!!!!!
Date: 03/11/06
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4292
Published: 01/02/06 Updated: 01/02/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Funny List Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh funny!!

Author's Response: Thanks! ^__^
Date: 03/11/06
Summary: It has been many long years since an elfling was seen and heard in the halls of King Thranduil. Is that about to change?This story won third place in the MC Awards 2006 for Best Young Drama Story.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character, Thranduil
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2989 Read Count: 2224
Published: 22/03/06 Updated: 22/03/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh, I like this! It was really sad, a excellent bit of writing though.

Author's Response: Hey, I\'m only a year late on this response. :o) I missed the review somehow. Please forgive me. I\'m so happy that you like the story. It is sad, but considering what the elves of Mirkwood went through, I couldn\'t see the royal family as going unscathed. I\'m also happy you like my writing. Thanks.
Date: 03/11/06
Summary: Jessica, Paige and Jake 'die' and find themselves in ME. An OC written 16 years after The Fellowship.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2470 Read Count: 3098
Published: 23/05/06 Updated: 18/01/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oooh!! I like this already!!!
Date: 03/11/06
Title: Chapter 2: Not in Kansas Anymore Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Oh very good!!! Dont you hate in when things like that happen. Oh!! Yeah almost forgot like the bit about the horses, I'm a horse perosn myself. We should chat sometime. I love the description of the orc!!

Author's Response: LOL, I have two horses :) oh the hoy of living on a farm

Author's Response: oops, I ment \'joy\'....stupid typos...
Date: 03/11/06
Shining Light by iggybaby Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A poem. Written from an elf's perspective.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42 Read Count: 1447
Published: 17/06/06 Updated: 17/06/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Beautiful! I like this very much, nice use of imagery. =)
GWE

Author's Response: thanks. Maybe i\'ll write another poem soon. iggybaby
Date: 31/10/06
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
*sob* sweet and sad :) :(

Author's Response: How can that be possible? iggybaby
Date: 15/11/06
Summary: A poem I wrote after seeing the Two Towers for the first time. There is mention of fighting and death but nothing serious. Just so you know.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Death and Beyond
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87 Read Count: 2027
Published: 17/06/06 Updated: 17/06/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Ooh! I like it a lot!! Makes me feel sad but 'tis very very good! :) Whenever I try and right a poem it comes out like crap, diz is great!

Author's Response: i wrote right after i saw a trailer about the two towers because of all the sadness and war i saw. iggybaby
Date: 15/11/06