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Oh dear Goddess, this is surreal. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen! After a three year hiatus!! How's that for not updating? It's sad, because I get the strong sense that all my fans and darling readers must have gone by now, to the Grey Havens and beyond. But truly, so happy to be back! While at the same time finding it unfortunate that I cannot break this addiction, even though I'm in my freshman year of college(pleas somebody help me). But I hope to REALLY, REALLY edit all of my stuff!! Goddess, I was an absolutely BOLLOCKS writer when I started writing fanfic at the tender age of thirteen o_0. Deepest apologies look for me to fix it all when I have time!!
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Oh dear Goddess, this is surreal. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen! After a three year hiatus!! How's that for not updating? It's sad, because I get the strong sense that all my fans and darling readers must have gone by now, to the Grey Havens and beyond. But truly, so happy to be back! While at the same time finding it unfortunate that I cannot break this addiction, even though I'm in my freshman year of college(pleas somebody help me). But I hope to REALLY, REALLY edit all of my stuff!! Goddess, I was an absolutely BOLLOCKS writer when I started writing fanfic at the tender age of thirteen o_0. Deepest apologies look for me to fix it all when I have time!!
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10 Things You Could Do that Would Make Travelling with the Fellowship Very Entertaining by Anny Rated: G [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Need I say more?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 135 Read Count: 3238
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 135 Read Count: 3238
[Report This] Published: 12/02/07 Updated: 12/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: 10 Fun things
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: 10 Fun things
Very funny!! How about giving Legolas a mohawk while he's asleep?
Author's Response: Hmmmmmm, that\'s good. You know, you just gave me an idea for my next list. Thanks for the review and the inspiration. ^__^
Summary: Another poem. It's about wanting to be invisible, and wishing you could just disappear. Contains anorexic themes.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58 Read Count: 1252
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58 Read Count: 1252
[Report This] Published: 19/02/07 Updated: 19/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 19/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Invisible
Date: 19/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Invisible
Thats how I feel sometimes. Hey hows your story? Did you get my email?
Author's Response: Hey! I got your email, I\'m home from school today so I\'m working on it right now. Thanks for reviewing!
Summary: Glorfindel falls in a pit. A Dark Elf lands on top of him. Injured, Glorfindel's thoughts turn towards death and in particular, Mandos.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 906 Read Count: 1211
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 906 Read Count: 1211
[Report This] Published: 21/02/07 Updated: 21/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 21/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 21/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very cute. I like it! Love the Dark elf guy. I have to admit that maybe I have just a little bit of a fondness of Lomearni, to tell the truth...anyhow great fic!
Author's Response: *grins* Thank you. I love Dark Elves, mostly \'cause they\'re so useful in fics \'cause there\'s so little known about them. :) Anyway, glad you enjoyed the fic.
Summary: a very angsty poem about an Elleth who is fading at the news of her husband being killed at war.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 213 Read Count: 1438
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 213 Read Count: 1438
[Report This] Published: 22/02/07 Updated: 22/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 22/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 22/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow...*stunned expression* Totally SWEET!! and sad..
Author's Response: Thanks, I think that stunned expression is a compliment! If you liked this you should check out this chick called \'Sweetie\'s\'\' poem. It\'s called \" a fading Eldar\'s lament\" It\'s on a similar theme! and much better than mine!
*Eternity
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: None
Date: 05/03/07 Title: None
Great start!
Author's Response: Thanks... I have unfortuneatly misplaced my floppy disc that the story is saved on. Major suckiness. I\'ll find it and update soon though! Hope you continue to read and review!!
Summary: A sideways look at the effect of non-canonical fiction.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Faramir, Feanor, Figwit, Frodo Gamgee, Gollum, Maglor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Saturday's Children
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3278 Read Count: 3449
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Faramir, Feanor, Figwit, Frodo Gamgee, Gollum, Maglor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Saturday's Children
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3278 Read Count: 3449
[Report This] Published: 10/03/07 Updated: 23/04/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: All the Steps
Date: 13/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: All the Steps
UGH!! Mary Sue hell!! Great characterization so funny!!
Author's Response: Thanks. Any ideas for the next piece?
Summary: The fellowship in the modern day world all living in the same apartment block. Expect madness, mayhem and chaos.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1349 Read Count: 4343
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1349 Read Count: 4343
[Report This] Published: 10/03/07 Updated: 02/04/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: The death of Rosie
Date: 13/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: The death of Rosie
Haha!! Great!! Will there be more?? Pleassseee?
Author's Response: There WILL be more. As soon as possible!
Summary: Title says it all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 148 Read Count: 3462
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 148 Read Count: 3462
[Report This] Published: 21/03/07 Updated: 21/03/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 21/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Pranks
Date: 21/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Pranks
YAY!! Legolas has a mohawk!! A pink mohawk!! YES!!
Author's Response: lol! I\'m glad you like it. Thanks again for that Legolas suggestion and for the idea. ^__^
Summary: A little ficlet I thought of while reading jules14's MST series. I wondered what would happen if a real teenage girl showed up on the edge of Mirkwood with all the worst traits of the animal.
Rated "R" for language and adult situations.
I did add this as a response to BookLuva7's "MAJOR Mary Sue" challenge, however it doesn't really qualify because the only member of the Fellowship who meets her is Legolas and Elrond is only mentioned. Should I delete it from the Challenge?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Gandalf / Olorin, Legolas, Namo / Mandos, Original Character, Other, Thranduil
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6878 Read Count: 4271
Rated "R" for language and adult situations.
I did add this as a response to BookLuva7's "MAJOR Mary Sue" challenge, however it doesn't really qualify because the only member of the Fellowship who meets her is Legolas and Elrond is only mentioned. Should I delete it from the Challenge?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Gandalf / Olorin, Legolas, Namo / Mandos, Original Character, Other, Thranduil
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6878 Read Count: 4271
[Report This] Published: 23/03/07 Updated: 23/03/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 17/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Never take in someone else's garbage.
Date: 17/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Never take in someone else's garbage.
Disgusting. But so funny. Poor, poor elves =)
Author's Response: I think they all learned a valuable lesson. Thanks for the review!
Summary: It is the Fourth Age, and the magic is fading, leaving everything a great deal more ambiguous – sometimes happily so.
Aragorn and a very old friend meet up one last time.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1134 Read Count: 739
Aragorn and a very old friend meet up one last time.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Halbarad
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1134 Read Count: 739
[Report This] Published: 02/04/07 Updated: 02/04/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 04/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 04/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
terrific !
Author's Response: Thanks! - Dwim
Summary: What Boromir would have his friends remember him as. A brief look into the thoughts of a warrior of Gondor in the moments before his death.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 542 Read Count: 1287
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 542 Read Count: 1287
[Report This] Published: 16/04/07 Updated: 16/04/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 16/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 16/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Aww...poor Boromir! A battle well fought....good job!
Summary: Two female original characters curiously observe Saeros and Turin running through the forest of Doriath.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character, Saeros, Turin Turambar
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 266 Read Count: 1332
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character, Saeros, Turin Turambar
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 266 Read Count: 1332
[Report This] Published: 20/04/07 Updated: 20/04/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 20/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Oh Look!
Date: 20/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Oh Look!
*snickers* nice
Author's Response: *grins* Thanks! Happy you enjoyed it.
Summary: Haldir must go to fight at the borders of Lorien. Before he leaves, he receieves a surprise farewell.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 569 Read Count: 1286
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 569 Read Count: 1286
[Report This] Published: 26/04/07 Updated: 26/04/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 27/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 27/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Bravo!! Good first chapter !! I have to say...I have a soft spot for Haldir romances. Great job, Song!!
~GWE =)
Author's Response: Thanks! I think I shall have to write more Haldir romances eh? ~ \"Song\" Mel
Summary: A young maiden's thoughts of the Prince of Eryn Lasgalen, and the Prince's thoughts of the maiden.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4191 Read Count: 4243
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4191 Read Count: 4243
[Report This] Published: 02/05/07 Updated: 27/11/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 03/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: What Of Me?
Date: 03/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: What Of Me?
Oh wow, Aerlinniel, I like this!! Awesome!!
Author's Response: Hannad! I\'m really happy you liked it! ~Mel
Summary: The bunnies invasion of Middle-Earth, will they or the characters survive the day? Dedicated to all the Authors who somehow wished to throw the bunnies at the Nazgul.
Plot Bunnies Vs. Tolkien's Characters.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Eldarion, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, The Fellowship, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1880 Read Count: 4716
Plot Bunnies Vs. Tolkien's Characters.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Eldarion, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, The Fellowship, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1880 Read Count: 4716
[Report This] Published: 04/06/07 Updated: 11/07/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1: Imladris: Aragorn
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1: Imladris: Aragorn
ARGH!!! The Bunnies!!! NOOOO!!!!
*Grins*
Excellent
Author's Response: Hannon-le, mellon-nin, glad to know that you love it.
I adding Evil Grin to your Grin... lol!
Thank you for your review, hope that you love the rest of the story, which would be intresting where the bunnies would go, and so far... lol!
*Hugs and Kisses*
Have a great day/night and keep smiling,
Sivan Shemesh
Summary: Redone story version. Permission from Gemini_Elf to include her in this fic has been attained.
Enjoy!
Warning! Contains mock violence and one very scary glare!
Categories: Movie-verse, Actor Fics
Characters: Eomer, Théoden, Théodred, Varda
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1527 Read Count: 4072
Enjoy!
Warning! Contains mock violence and one very scary glare!
Categories: Movie-verse, Actor Fics
Characters: Eomer, Théoden, Théodred, Varda
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1527 Read Count: 4072
[Report This] Published: 31/08/07 Updated: 28/09/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 11/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Meeting
Date: 11/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Meeting
*Snickers* I can sympathize about being rubbish at darts. I wonder who the adviser was?
Author's Response: The Advisor was a frequently alluded to character in my Evil villain journal. He was a minor ringwraith and died very often indeed. ;)
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 11/09/07 Title: Chapter 2: Peace at last
Date: 11/09/07 Title: Chapter 2: Peace at last
??? More soon?
Author's Response: I apologise for the short chapter, I was intending to add 3 right afterwards but I had a computer problem which stopped me. :P
Summary: Elladan awakens from a nightmare to find himself in a nightmare... Warning: Rating is because the second chapter contains graphic violence.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Fantasy, Horror
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6898 Read Count: 5215
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Fantasy, Horror
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6898 Read Count: 5215
[Report This] Published: 27/09/07 Updated: 31/01/08
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 26/10/07 Title: Chapter 2: Dark forces in Rivendell
Date: 26/10/07 Title: Chapter 2: Dark forces in Rivendell
AAAAH!!! HELP!! Dude, please, totally tell me thats a dream, I cant take that kind of horror.
*Wails and burts into tears*
Author's Response: Aww, *hugs* sorry, I never meant to make anyone cry! Yep, it is the dream, lol, no way I could do that to the Elves! Next chapter to be posted soon, where Elladan expriences a different type of nightmare...but it won\'t kill anyone!