Penname: GreenWoodElleth [Contact] Real name: Findabhair
Member Since: 08/10/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Oh dear Goddess, this is surreal. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen! After a three year hiatus!! How's that for not updating? It's sad, because I get the strong sense that all my fans and darling readers must have gone by now, to the Grey Havens and beyond. But truly, so happy to be back! While at the same time finding it unfortunate that I cannot break this addiction, even though I'm in my freshman year of college(pleas somebody help me). But I hope to REALLY, REALLY edit all of my stuff!! Goddess, I was an absolutely BOLLOCKS writer when I started writing fanfic at the tender age of thirteen o_0. Deepest apologies look for me to fix it all when I have time!!
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Summary: Just a short lullaby that somehow looked middle earth-y to me... I made it up lying in bed so don't flame me. XD I had a peaceful, nocturnal Minas Tirith in mind writing it. :)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 118 Read Count: 1719
[Report This] Published: 10/11/06 Updated: 10/11/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*yawns* I'm tired already. Very good!

Author's Response: *laughs* Thank you! ;)

Summary: A prank by Merry and Pippin goes disasterously wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 8802
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 14/11/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: A prank...

Muhuhuhuhhaaha!! LOL

Author's Response: Thanke

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 2: Ponderings of a hanging man

Sounds like my little brothers*Brushing her hair back into place after Bookluva7's unceremonious yanking of it. Slips bag of horse fleas into her purse.*

Author's Response: Ha

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: Another prank gone wrong

Awww...ickle elves covered in berry juice *cries*

Author's Response: They\'re fine

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: Fist fight

Wait, but I thought the orcs wanted to sell biscuits?!

Author's Response: Wrong story

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Elf rage

HUHUHUHAAA!!! Fear me, your next!

Author's Response: ...

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Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 8: A common phobia

NO!! Not the spiders, you'll smush them!! *Plucks injured spiders out of hole and bandages their little hairy legs* I'm a spider lover, what can I say. Hysterically funny!

Author's Response: RE: ...

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Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 9: Revenge

Its a bird, its a plane, its a FLYING HOBBIT!! LOL! Poor Boromir!

Author's Response: heh heh, read Chiara and Eldan by Gemini elf, at one point you get a flying elf. Not in a nice way. I don\'t think she\'s posted that chappie yet though

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/02/07 Title: Chapter 10: In the end

*Watches fellowship depart and sees a large sticky note slapped to Boromirs back that reads 'kick me!' in Pippin's handwriting.* Great ending!!

Author's Response: Tis possible. Thanks

Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 11881
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 09/04/08
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 04/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Advice 2

Oh wow, really funny!! I like these!! I would say lo_e but the _ isn't working no matter how many times I smash it. Hysterical!!

Author's Response: I have keys missing, glad you liked it (it is reviews such as these that made me decide to write more)

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 04/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: How comes it?

How come the orcs complain so much? This is so cool!! You should do one for the heros!! :)

Author's Response: The orcs complain so much because I think they have quite the right to, maybe sometime I will, once I\'ve run out of orcish ideas, however, I will have to set myself back to \"good guy\" mode, as i\'m currently in \"evil minion\" mode

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 23/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: My to do list

Hero survival guide? Isnt that just stand and look gorgeous and dramatic. Only the pretty people are heros. Throw yourself into danger against impossible odds(you'll always win).
*ducks under bush as Bookluva7 prowls by with machine gun* Very funny, gotta go bye! =)

Author's Response: Yeah pretty much, that is generally what happens. Along with \"If a comrade dies go into a revenge frenzy, you will be surprised by how many orcs you kill)

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 6: An odd chapter

Hahaha!! Hero's, my pretty people!! DEATH TO ORCS!!!MUHUHUHAAHAHA!! =P

Author's Response: *edges away*

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 7: What to do when.....

Poor Legolas. So beautiful to look at so easy to annoy*sigh* Great chapter!! =)

Author's Response: true, true

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 26/01/07 Title: Chapter 8: Never....

*snickers* Very funny! I'm so so sorry I didn't send you the last chapter, I've been so peroccupied with exams and all sorts of crazy stuff. :( I also have absolutely no idea where I want to go with the damn thing( influx) if you have any suggestions, please email me!

Author's Response: I\'ll try, but email problems persist, some get through, some don\'t

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: Further advice

This is so HYSTERICAL!! Ah, it makes me remember how much I love to read your stuff!! It's been ages since I've been on the internet to update and or do anything, my mother kicked me off it the entire Summer!! I love the slight video game twist at the beginning....makes you wonder. :)

Author's Response: *shruggles* been ages since I\'ve updated anyhow. Glad to have you back and thanks for the review

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: Chapter 10: Immutable cosmic laws

That would make the greatest bumper sticker: 'Goblins Suck.' The poor guys really dont get enough credit. :)

Author's Response: Immutable cosmic law number 19: \'Goblins stuck\' If I had a car and a bumber sticker, that would be the combination ;)

Summary: The title says it all!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 894 Read Count: 5522
[Report This] Published: 15/11/06 Updated: 06/12/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh! Snickering here! Is there a single part in that movie where his hair is actually clean? Very good, check some of your spelling and there'll be a good fic on the way! :)

Author's Response: Don\'t worry my friend said she would check it for me. Thanks for reviewing!

You Are by Aerlinniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A song about an Lothlorien Elf mourning for a lost lover.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 149 Read Count: 1899
[Report This] Published: 16/11/06 Updated: 16/11/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 16/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, so sad!! Very good:) but sad:( but good

Author's Response: Why is it that every fic I write about Elves is sad?? Must. Write. About. Happy. Elves. Thanks for the review! ~Mel

Summary: An haunting song of expression and dismay.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 60 Read Count: 1674
[Report This] Published: 17/11/06 Updated: 17/11/06
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 13/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

YAy! *Hops around* I love this one beautiful imagery! :)

Author's Response: wow, i take it you really liked it! i am gladened. iggybaby