Penname: GreenWoodElleth [Contact] Real name: Findabhair
Member Since: 08/10/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Oh dear Goddess, this is surreal. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen! After a three year hiatus!! How's that for not updating? It's sad, because I get the strong sense that all my fans and darling readers must have gone by now, to the Grey Havens and beyond. But truly, so happy to be back! While at the same time finding it unfortunate that I cannot break this addiction, even though I'm in my freshman year of college(pleas somebody help me). But I hope to REALLY, REALLY edit all of my stuff!! Goddess, I was an absolutely BOLLOCKS writer when I started writing fanfic at the tender age of thirteen o_0. Deepest apologies look for me to fix it all when I have time!!
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She Took a Holiday by Ria Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: This is a response to GreenWoodElleth's "Bad Girls" challenge. I was terribly intrigued by the idea of a bad (not evil and plotting to rule the world, but merely wicked) female hobbit. Xenobia Took gradually goes from bad to worse in the course of her long and adventurous life.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arathorn, Gandalf / Olorin, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6622 Read Count: 7469
[Report This] Published: 01/01/07 Updated: 27/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 29/01/07 Title: Chapter 4: IV. Dark Doings

oops...*laughs evilly* the mayhem begins! I love your style of writing and its an excellent start to a excellent fic!! I love Xenobia!

Author's Response: Thanks! Again, if there\'s any particular mayhem you\'d like to see, I\'m open to suggestions.

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: VI. Hidden Treasures

*Snicker snicker* Nothing like some good fish as comfort food am I right? Great chapter!

Author's Response: You are right -- and when I\'m in the mood for sushi, my inner Gollum comes out. Fishes!

Summary: I HAVE ADDED THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS!!! My name is Sonya Kotov and I come from Russia. When I was very young, I was adopted and brought back to the United States, because, as sad as it was, my parents didn't want me anymore. How could someone abandon a child? I ask myself, but I realize that some people's hearts are as cold as ice.




I've never gone back to Russia, since I was adopted, and I don't plan to do so.



But now, things have changed a lot, and I find myself in a different place...world. I'm away from my home, my family, and my friends, and I am frightened. I will not be able to get used to it and, who knows; I might not ever get back home.





And now, I'm being asked to do something I'd never thought I'd do. Fight. No...kill.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21201 Read Count: 19841
[Report This] Published: 02/01/07 Updated: 23/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 04/01/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Aaaah!! Don't leave us hanging like that!! Meh, Im scared, next chappie soon, please!! Great start

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review! I will update as soon as I can! Thanks again! ~God bless

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 04/01/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

good job!! Looking forward to more.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review! I promise to add more as soon as possible! ~God bless

Summary: Just a story I thought up, will have short chapters, but it is all original character!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 749 Read Count: 5897
[Report This] Published: 22/01/07 Updated: 15/05/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good start! More soon?

Author's Response: I am trying to write a chapter a day. Though I think I chose a bad day to start! Yesterday I was at the hospital, and unable to get to the computer!

Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 4923
[Report This] Published: 23/01/07 Updated: 23/01/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes

Bwahahaha!! HAHA! Great!!

Author's Response: I\'m glad you like it. Thanks for reviewing! ^__^

Failure by ArwenUndomiel Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: This is a poem I wrote. It's about anorexia, really. The rating is just for overall disordered thinking.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 349 Read Count: 1640
[Report This] Published: 29/01/07 Updated: 29/01/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 19/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Failure

Great poem!! Anorexia's tough, the farthest I've ever been able to get is maybe a day without food. I'm thin, but I always fell so fat, meh it sucks! I get hypoglycemic without food, blood sugar drops and I faint.

Summary: Shadow Ranger pokes fun at Mary Sues.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Bill the Pony, Butterbur, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2931 Read Count: 8660
[Report This] Published: 30/01/07 Updated: 19/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 30/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Oh dear, it's bad from the start...

*laughs hysterically* poor orc. Poor Kalir.yet I will still laugh at their expense.

Author's Response: *sigh* when there are people who mock those who are subject to terrible Mary-Sueness

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 2: *Whimper* It doesn't get any better...

*Laughs her head off* Oh man, so funny!! Poor Kalir

Author's Response: Empathy at its best

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 3: To Rivendell! (I feel sorry for them)

Aww...*hands Kalir a chocolate chip cookie*He puts up with so much.

Author's Response: *Kalir eats cookie*

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: Rivendell suffers, (the sane of them anyway)

NO!!!! NOT MY ELF!!! *Drags Haldir away from Sue, screaming at Lladri* DEMON SUE!!! Great chapter!

Author's Response: He might convert, not sure yet

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 19/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Council. (In which we meet a further TWO Mary-Sues)

*Falls on her butt, laughing her head off* LOL sux for the fellowship...I almosty feel bad for Legolas...almost. But I have more important things to save...Like Haldirs sanity*Goops pitch in Lladri's hair* HE"S MINE!!

Author's Response: Legolas will probably be put out of his misery

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 17/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Oh dear, it's bad from the start...

Wow, you've got to update this!! I love it and I miss Kalir!

Summary: One shot I wrote some time ago about how the witch king really met his end.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 160 Read Count: 1477
[Report This] Published: 30/01/07 Updated: 30/01/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 30/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: His death

*Snickers* You should do chapters for how everybody else really died.

Author's Response: Good idea...

Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1367
[Report This] Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 04/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 04/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: The real story

HAHAHA!!

Author's Response: Ya, I have loads of these random one shots lying around, I think I\'ll finish and post them.

Summary: A misunderstanding leads to a prank war in Rivendell.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1660 Read Count: 6422
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07
Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: And so it begins....

*whoops* Prank War!! PRANK WAR!! *Hits Bookluva7 with a water balloon, soaking her.*

Author's Response: Hee hee hee

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 2: And then there were... 5?

Yes!!*manic shouting* Great chapter!!

Author's Response: Ha

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 3: Permission and Peregrin

eew...SR don't make me eat horse fleas!! Can I be on Pippin's side?

Author's Response: *sniggers*

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: Finale

Oh no...not Elrond*trembles* I'm scared!!

Author's Response: Glad you liked it, surprising since it was written so long ago.

Reviewer: GreenWoodElleth Signed
Date: 15/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: And so it begins....

*suffers reaction to truth serum and talks continuously for the next three days nonstop, telling them things they really don't want to know. Accidently Releases ravenous horse fleas.*

Author's Response: ARGH!