Reviews by Snowflake
Summary: The Lord of the Rings characters...with the internet.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Gollum
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4342 Read Count: 6384
Published: Jul 04 2004 Updated: Sep 10 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Chat Session 5 Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
These are funny update soon please.
Date: Mar 06 2007
Summary: In which Saruman gets his own talk show! Includes some slash, a titchy wee bit of language, but nothing too serious. this is hilarious! i suggest you read it!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Legolas, Merry, Other, Pippin, Saruman, Treebeard
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3078 Read Count: 3046
Published: Aug 21 2004 Updated: Aug 21 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Only Talk Show Around Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
That was great, particularly Legolas getting killed.
Date: Dec 12 2006
Title: Chapter 2: Where The Hell is Saruman? Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
That funeral bit was good!
Date: Dec 12 2006
A Sad Tale by Archer Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The unfortunate account of how several Mary-Sues met their end . . .
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Boromir, Original Character
Genres: Poetry, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 3234
Published: Feb 05 2005 Updated: Feb 05 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Sad Tale Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Ha ha ha die evil Mary Sues. That was great. Feel sorry for the Watcher though.
Date: Dec 11 2006
Summary: (Or a Little Guide For Avoiding Simple Mistakes When Writing Lord of the Rings Fan Fiction)
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 878 Read Count: 1710
Published: Feb 06 2005 Updated: Feb 06 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: How Not To Get Haunted by Tolkien Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
That is very helpful to those of us who write stories. You know a lot about lord of the rings.
Date: Dec 11 2006
You shoulda stayed gone by resa Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Cassandra and Adam have just worked out thier problems. But just as everything seems to be going good for Cassandra someone comes back into her life that may cause more problems for her and Adam. Rating may go up
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2753 Read Count: 4386
Published: May 14 2005 Updated: May 15 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: His way out Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
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Date: Nov 17 2006
A Granted Wish by Dark_Elf Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 25]
Summary: A young girl is transported to Middle Earth after a certain wish to leave her home. It puts a whole new meaning to be careful what you wish for.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3886 Read Count: 9029
Published: Sep 28 2005 Updated: Jul 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
I love the fact there is a cat in the story. CATS RULE! Please update it soon.
Date: Dec 11 2006
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 5037
Published: Dec 22 2005 Updated: Dec 22 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
That was funny

Author's Response: Happy you enjoyed it, Snowflake. ^_^ Thanks very much for the feedback.
Date: Nov 09 2006
Blood Thorns by angelsfyre1 Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 27]
Summary: A possible spy is captured by the sons of Elrond just after the departure of the Fellowship. Is she truly a threat? That is what Glorfindel and the twins wish to discover. GlorfindelOC ,OC,M/F
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel, Original Character, Erestor
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26675 Read Count: 17461
Published: Jan 21 2006 Updated: Nov 01 2014 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 13: Mistakes and Mishaps Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
I loved this story please update soon.
Date: Jan 25 2007
Summary: Though her mother doesn't, Lana believes in mythical creatures. Little does she know what her belief will lead her to........
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 334 Read Count: 2011
Published: Sep 07 2006 Updated: Sep 07 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Dreamer of Dreams Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
This story is great! Update it when you can please.

Author's Response: I\'ll try, but I have been stuck since I posted the fic......I\'ll try to update during the Christmas holidays! Thanks for the review!! ~Mel
Date: Dec 11 2006
Summary: Four friends set out on an adventure through Middle Earth with a small book. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle Earth. Response to Susan's challenge. Warnings: Mild language and crude humor.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5619 Read Count: 12208
Published: Oct 18 2006 Updated: Dec 30 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: The Guide to Middle Earth? Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
That is a very good story. Keep adding to it please.

Author's Response: Thanks Snowflake! *grin*
Date: Oct 19 2006
Title: Chapter 9: Are We There Yet? Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
This story is one of the funniest stories I have ever read. Please continue writing it and update soon!

Author's Response: Thanks Snowflake! All my inspiration is coming from old inside jokes my friends and I have. Well, I\'ll update soon. Finals this week and all.
Date: Dec 12 2006
Title: Chapter 11: Don't Annoy the Elves Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Never annoy the Elves - try to avoid them instead

Author's Response: You know Snowflake, you are going to make me die laughing one day. But I guess it\'s very true in Maxim\'s case.
Date: May 04 2007
Title: Chapter 11: Don't Annoy the Elves Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
It's true in my case as well - I would try to avoid them as well.

Author's Response: I would probably do the same thing, avoid them that is, but Maxim is stupid, so you can\'t rea;;y blame him.
Date: May 10 2007
Broken heart by Sweetie Rated: G [Reviews - 9]
Summary: For every woman who has gone through this before

To every girl who is going through this,

To every one who is in danger of going through it.

And to the PHG’s (pure heart girls) who are saving themselves hours of pain

I’m not against love; I’m just against careless infatuation. J
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 368 Read Count: 1421
Published: Nov 08 2006 Updated: Nov 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A broken heart Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
How true! I have recently split with my boyfriend - not because he found someone else but because I don't think he was ready for a relationship. I never heard his reasons for the split.

Author's Response: ohhh thats sad *pats snow falke on the back* hope you are okay! ~*Sweetie*~
Date: Feb 21 2007
Summary: a random thing i made off the top of my head. pippy also helped me on this one
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 270 Read Count: 3047
Published: Nov 18 2006 Updated: Nov 18 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
I totally agree with number 8 on the what not to do list. Both lists were great! I loved them! Please write some others if you have ideas.
Date: Jan 24 2007
Summary: Just some ideas I thought of a little while ago.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 203 Read Count: 1547
Published: Nov 21 2006 Updated: Nov 21 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The ways. Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Two words. Bloody.Hell

Author's Response: Well... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Date: Nov 23 2006
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Grma, Nazgl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Thoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 63834
Published: Nov 22 2006 Updated: Apr 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
I have never complained about LOTR so that sort of thing would be like torture in hell!
Date: Nov 23 2006
Unforgotten by Ranger Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 10]
Summary: A young Legolas is taken captive by Saruman and transported to our world as we know it. How will he get back to his own world, and, most importantly, someone who knows how to love?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Saruman
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5139 Read Count: 4037
Published: Nov 29 2006 Updated: Dec 09 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: A Different Place Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
I think they are Isengard - am I right?

Author's Response: You\'ll just have to wait and see, unfortunately for you... :)
Date: Dec 11 2006
Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 5622
Published: Jan 23 2007 Updated: Jan 23 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
This was really funny! I loved the Johnny English quote.

Author's Response: Thanks! ^__^
Date: Jan 24 2007
Summary: Merry and Pippin tearing up the ship...Aragorn stalking Elrond...Boromir abandoning ship mid-cruise...and a disaster to rival Titanic!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Parody, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4268 Read Count: 2048
Published: Feb 06 2007 Updated: Feb 06 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Default Chapter Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Ha ha ha that is so funny. Loved it!

Author's Response: Thank-you; I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
Date: Feb 08 2007
Randomity by GreenWoodElleth, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 26]
Summary: The Lord of the Rings....a random parody. Totally random.
The ring wraiths will be violated by pine needles, lose their contact lenses, batteries, minds...

Witch King: "Join the club, we've got jackets."
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4581 Read Count: 7726
Published: Feb 08 2007 Updated: Sep 30 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Heh heh Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
That was great! Leave it the way it is - I loved it!

Author's Response: thanx ;D
Date: Feb 09 2007
Summary: maybe even weeks.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137 Read Count: 2245
Published: Feb 26 2007 Updated: Feb 26 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Oneliners Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Numbers 2 and 4 are my favourites. They are brilliant!

Author's Response: Thank you, I\'m glad you like it. Thanks for your review. ^__^
Date: Feb 28 2007
Summary: An Insane story about the Bobbits of Bobbitville and there Quest for the Sacred Buscuit
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 857 Read Count: 6481
Published: Feb 27 2007 Updated: Feb 28 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
This story is random but great! Please update soon.
Date: Feb 28 2007
Summary: Title says it all.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 148 Read Count: 4452
Published: Mar 21 2007 Updated: Mar 21 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Pranks Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
I think 7 is really funny. Good work and please write another list soon.

Author's Response: Oh I will. I just need to come up with another idea first. In the meantime, thanks for your review! ^__^
Date: Mar 22 2007