Penname: Snowflake [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 19/10/06
Membership status: Member
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My favourite films are:
LOTR
Herbie (the whole set)

My favourite books are:
LOTR
The Hobbit
Ally's World (the whole set, by Karen McCombie)
Agatha Christie (wierd I know, but that's me!)

My favourite ever board game is:
Cluedo

I also like the song 'Goodbye may seem forever farewell' from the Walt Disney video 'The Fox and the Hound'

The lyrics are:

We met, it seems, such a short time ago
You looked at me - needing me so
Yet from your sadness
Our happiness grew
And I found out I needed you too
I remember how we used to play
I recall those rainy days
The fire's glow
That kept us warm
And now I find - we're both alone
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart is a memory
And there you'll always be

Chorus:
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart is a memory
And there you'll always be
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Summary: The Lord of the Rings characters...with the internet.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Gollum
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4342 Read Count: 5492
[Report This] Published: 04/07/04 Updated: 10/09/04
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chat Session 5

These are funny update soon please.

Summary: In which Saruman gets his own talk show! Includes some slash, a titchy wee bit of language, but nothing too serious. this is hilarious! i suggest you read it!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Legolas, Merry, Other, Pippin, Saruman, Treebeard
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3078 Read Count: 2553
[Report This] Published: 21/08/04 Updated: 21/08/04
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 12/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Talk Show Around

That was great, particularly Legolas getting killed.

Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 12/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Where The Hell is Saruman?

That funeral bit was good!

A Sad Tale by Archer Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The unfortunate account of how several Mary-Sues met their end . . .
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Boromir, Original Character
Genres: Poetry, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 340 Read Count: 2703
[Report This] Published: 05/02/05 Updated: 05/02/05
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Sad Tale

Ha ha ha die evil Mary Sues. That was great. Feel sorry for the Watcher though.

Summary: (Or a Little Guide For Avoiding Simple Mistakes When Writing Lord of the Rings Fan Fiction)
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 878 Read Count: 1396
[Report This] Published: 06/02/05 Updated: 06/02/05
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: How Not To Get Haunted by Tolkien

That is very helpful to those of us who write stories. You know a lot about lord of the rings.

You shoulda stayed gone by resa Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Cassandra and Adam have just worked out thier problems. But just as everything seems to be going good for Cassandra someone comes back into her life that may cause more problems for her and Adam. Rating may go up
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2753 Read Count: 3915
[Report This] Published: 14/05/05 Updated: 15/05/05
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 17/11/06 Title: Chapter 3: His way out

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A Granted Wish by Dark_Elf Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 23]
Summary: A young girl is transported to Middle Earth after a certain wish to leave her home. It puts a whole new meaning to be careful what you wish for.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3886 Read Count: 7909
[Report This] Published: 29/09/05 Updated: 09/07/06
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I love the fact there is a cat in the story. CATS RULE! Please update it soon.

Summary: On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a trip to Imladris in his sleigh. His intentions, however, are not elf-friendly.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Elrond, Maedhros, Maeglin, Maglor
Genres: Parody, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 408 Read Count: 4234
[Report This] Published: 22/12/05 Updated: 22/12/05
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 09/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas

That was funny

Author's Response: Happy you enjoyed it, Snowflake. ^_^ Thanks very much for the feedback.

Blood Thorns by angelsfyre1 Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 27]
Summary: A possible spy is captured by the sons of Elrond just after the departure of the Fellowship. Is she truly a threat? That is what Glorfindel and the twins wish to discover. GlorfindelOC ,OC,M/F
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel, Original Character, Erestor
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26675 Read Count: 14897
[Report This] Published: 21/01/06 Updated: 02/11/14
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 25/01/07 Title: Chapter 13: Mistakes and Mishaps

I loved this story please update soon.

Summary: Though her mother doesn't, Lana believes in mythical creatures. Little does she know what her belief will lead her to........
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 334 Read Count: 1721
[Report This] Published: 08/09/06 Updated: 08/09/06
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Dreamer of Dreams

This story is great! Update it when you can please.

Author's Response: I\'ll try, but I have been stuck since I posted the fic......I\'ll try to update during the Christmas holidays! Thanks for the review!! ~Mel

Summary: Four friends set out on an adventure through Middle Earth with a small book. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle Earth. Response to Susan's challenge. Warnings: Mild language and crude humor.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5619 Read Count: 11087
[Report This] Published: 19/10/06 Updated: 30/12/08
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 19/10/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Guide to Middle Earth?

That is a very good story. Keep adding to it please.

Author's Response: Thanks Snowflake! *grin*

Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 12/12/06 Title: Chapter 9: Are We There Yet?

This story is one of the funniest stories I have ever read. Please continue writing it and update soon!

Author's Response: Thanks Snowflake! All my inspiration is coming from old inside jokes my friends and I have. Well, I\'ll update soon. Finals this week and all.

Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 04/05/07 Title: Chapter 11: Don't Annoy the Elves

Never annoy the Elves - try to avoid them instead

Author's Response: You know Snowflake, you are going to make me die laughing one day. But I guess it\'s very true in Maxim\'s case.

Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 10/05/07 Title: Chapter 11: Don't Annoy the Elves

It's true in my case as well - I would try to avoid them as well.

Author's Response: I would probably do the same thing, avoid them that is, but Maxim is stupid, so you can\'t rea;;y blame him.

Broken heart by Sweetie Rated: G [Reviews - 9]
Summary: For every woman who has gone through this before

To every girl who is going through this,

To every one who is in danger of going through it.

And to the PHG’s (pure heart girls) who are saving themselves hours of pain

I’m not against love; I’m just against careless infatuation. J
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 368 Read Count: 1255
[Report This] Published: 08/11/06 Updated: 08/11/06
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 21/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: A broken heart

How true! I have recently split with my boyfriend - not because he found someone else but because I don't think he was ready for a relationship. I never heard his reasons for the split.

Author's Response: ohhh thats sad *pats snow falke on the back* hope you are okay! ~*Sweetie*~

Summary: a random thing i made off the top of my head. pippy also helped me on this one
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 270 Read Count: 2608
[Report This] Published: 18/11/06 Updated: 18/11/06
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I totally agree with number 8 on the what not to do list. Both lists were great! I loved them! Please write some others if you have ideas.

Summary: Just some ideas I thought of a little while ago.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 203 Read Count: 1346
[Report This] Published: 21/11/06 Updated: 21/11/06
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 23/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: The ways.

Two words. Bloody.Hell

Author's Response: Well... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Grma, Nazgl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Thoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 47654
[Report This] Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 23/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship

I have never complained about LOTR so that sort of thing would be like torture in hell!

Unforgotten by Ranger Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 10]
Summary: A young Legolas is taken captive by Saruman and transported to our world as we know it. How will he get back to his own world, and, most importantly, someone who knows how to love?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Saruman
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5139 Read Count: 3521
[Report This] Published: 30/11/06 Updated: 09/12/06
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: A Different Place

I think they are Isengard - am I right?

Author's Response: You\'ll just have to wait and see, unfortunately for you... :)

Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 4903
[Report This] Published: 23/01/07 Updated: 23/01/07
Reviewer: Snowflake Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes

This was really funny! I loved the Johnny English quote.

Author's Response: Thanks! ^__^