Penname: Gemini_Elf [Contact] Real name: Lee
Member Since: 04/11/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello! Lee here with a new bio :) Smaller than the last, I promise :P All you need to know is I'm generally a darkfic one-shot author whose favourite spice to add flavour to a fic is slash :)
At the moment I'm focusing on The Poisoned Goblet as my main project, but I'm considering rewriting the Eternal Mellyn series, as I feel my writing skills have improved vastly in the two years since I wrote it.

People I admire on this site:

Spiced Wine. She is really amazing, but her fics are difficult for a quick read, as they are all around novel length ^_^
Esteliel: Best Glorfindel x Legolas slash possibly ever written!
White Wolf: Amazing Legolas and Aragorn friendship adventure stories
Elfscribe: Amazing slash stories!
Beregond 5: Very good writer, has an excellent FullMetal Alchemist/LOTR crossover
Mordaen: Brilliant crossover author for Orlando Bloom films
There are also some other very good slash writers lurking around who keep changing their names, so it's difficult to keep track!
MSN IM: MSN IM gemini [DOT] elf [AT] hotmail [DOT] com
Beta-reader: Yes
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Reviews by Gemini_Elf
O. Cruel Fate by greywing Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 11879
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 02/11/07
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 10/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: Settling In

Oh Varda.. I'm worried..
Update soon! Or Valakra will make sure you never make anyone laugh again!

Author's Response: I am glad you like it. Next chapter up soon.

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 22/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: Of Plots and Prey

*Hisses* Hate Neldor...

Author's Response: Isn\'t he a complete meanie? Elrond will soon come and teach him a lesson.

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 25/03/07 Title: Chapter 9: And It All Goes Downhill From Here

:) I really like this story. Nice break from math homework!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! Though most things are better than math homework!

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 20/04/07 Title: Chapter 10: Intimations of Flammability

Eep. What's Neldor up to this time?Will Elrond EVER get to Mithlond?

Author's Response: No good, no doubt ;) And yes, Elrond will get to Mithlond, don\'t worry!

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 11: Of Gardens and Plots

YAY! AN UPDATE! I thought you had forgotten all about this!

Ooh! Neldor has a plan... And I wonder what's up with Lˇrien... Please update soon!

Summary: A prank by Merry and Pippin goes disasterously wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 8738
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 14/11/06
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 14/11/06 Title: Chapter 7: Incoming man of Gondor!

Uh.. Are you aware that this chapter starts of saying "Sprinted"? I think you missed typing Boromir in there.. ;) Just letting you know

Author's Response: Oops.

Summary: A journal from an evil villain (1st person notations)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 1197
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 14/11/06
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 15/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Journal

Sheer fluke? Pure genius more like *Laughs* Ok, mostly fluke. I'd just like to point out that you never named the white warg Snowy. You might want to think about adding that in somewhere, as people might not understand who you're talking about

Author's Response: Well if anyone reads this, they will know that it\'s the warg, i think people can put two and two together anyway

Author's Response: Hate to point this out, but read day 64, read it and weep... S.R. (Who knew her nitpicking would backfire someday)

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 23/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Journal

Ok, ok, my bad! It just wasn't immedietly obvious. (We SO need a spell check on this thing..)

Author's Response: Evil laugh *insert* BWAHAHAHAHA!

Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 11857
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 09/04/08
Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 14/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Advice

Couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute when finished, and ended up getting told off! As for the Elf comment.. That's so unfair, you can't eat Elves!

Author's Response: Sorry. Oh yes you can...

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 21/11/06 Title: Chapter 3: Advice 3

Hm.. 7 down is a good one. Seems to me it applies to Lurtz.. *Dives behind couch* Don't kill me!

Author's Response: Right that\'s it. Oh Snowy! Snack time!

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 21/11/06 Title: Chapter 3: Advice 3

Hm.. "Oh Sauron" *Laughs* Just kidding, I'm not THAT evil. Actually.. You called me evil the other day.. *Goes off to find Sauron*

Author's Response: Hah, Sauron would fall beneath my might, the only reason that I have not yet dethroned him is that It would put goblins under my jurisdiction, too many to feed to wargs. Of course, i\'d never say this to his face. Sauron. \"Bad author!\" Oh shi... *hides*

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 03/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: How comes it?

Because good rules and evil sucks! Note: I cheer the death of Boromir. Good point about Saruman though. Why didn't he fight back?

Author's Response: Exactly he biased and unfair viewpoint that prompted me to begin writing this guide

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 5: My to do list

Kill some Elves?! (Note to self: Kill Shadow Ranger)
Whoa, DON'T pick on 'Las! You KNOW the consequences..

Rest of review later, I have to go before the Balrog come, eep! (I'm supposed to be doing my chores ┬Č_┬Č)

Author's Response: Dude, I always pick on him.

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 5: My to do list

Ok, first RE to your RE of my review, Dude, I'm AWARE of it. But I'm just warning you!
Muhahahaha is MY evil laugh!
LEAVE Frodo alone!
This has annoyed me enough thanks ┬Č_┬Č
Note: You might wanna find a hiding place from me and Valakra!

Author's Response: Balrog, pah

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 08/01/07 Title: Chapter 6: An odd chapter

*Snickers* And THAT is the sheer stupidity of the orc. I REALLY don't know why you bother.. Balrogs are SO much easier to train.. And they actually OBEY you..

Author's Response: *sigh* poor orcs

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 08/01/07 Title: Chapter 7: What to do when.....

You'd better start praying.. I'm gonna kill you for what ya saying 'bout 'Las. Seriously.. I'm not kidding!
Ps. Who's Shiney?

Author's Response: Ps: Duh, read far future just try, you already failed numerous times

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 26/01/07 Title: Chapter 8: Never....

Ok.. Yea, the last five WERE random. I have a question. Why do you moan when it takes so long to train orcs, when you just told them not to listen or trust their superiors? Or are you just saying you're no better than an orc? *Smirk*

Author's Response: No, their current superiors, A.K.A Gothmog (the orc) Sauron, Saruman, etc. Obviously not referring to Visnei or Barzek or Urgash or myself.

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 30/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Advice

You never specified that! :D I updated The Black Rose by the way. Review. Or Valakra AND my new Dragon *Does happy dance* will get you!

Author's Response: Never specified, true...

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 31/08/07 Title: Chapter 9: Further advice

Nice, I like it. Good to see you back here...I thought Snowy had finally eaten you

Author's Response: *feeds Snowy chow*

Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: Chapter 10: Immutable cosmic laws

5 isn't true! They do win SOME battles...generally small ones...not the big epic ones...
Good, but how come you've stopped replying to reviews?

Author's Response: *gives you the annoying look* XD