Reviews by Gemini_Elf
O. Cruel Fate by greywing Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 13560
Published: 11/13/06 Updated: 11/02/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Settling In Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Oh Varda.. I'm worried..
Update soon! Or Valakra will make sure you never make anyone laugh again!

Author's Response: I am glad you like it. Next chapter up soon.
Date: 12/10/06
Title: Chapter 8: Of Plots and Prey Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Hisses* Hate Neldor...

Author's Response: Isn\'t he a complete meanie? Elrond will soon come and teach him a lesson.
Date: 03/22/07
Title: Chapter 9: And It All Goes Downhill From Here Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
:) I really like this story. Nice break from math homework!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! Though most things are better than math homework!
Date: 03/25/07
Title: Chapter 10: Intimations of Flammability Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Eep. What's Neldor up to this time?Will Elrond EVER get to Mithlond?

Author's Response: No good, no doubt ;) And yes, Elrond will get to Mithlond, don\'t worry!
Date: 04/20/07
Title: Chapter 11: Of Gardens and Plots Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
YAY! AN UPDATE! I thought you had forgotten all about this!

Ooh! Neldor has a plan... And I wonder what's up with Lůrien... Please update soon!
Date: 11/02/07
Summary: A prank by Merry and Pippin goes disasterously wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 10079
Published: 11/14/06 Updated: 11/14/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 7: Incoming man of Gondor! Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Uh.. Are you aware that this chapter starts of saying "Sprinted"? I think you missed typing Boromir in there.. ;) Just letting you know

Author's Response: Oops.
Date: 11/14/06
Summary: A journal from an evil villain (1st person notations)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 1416
Published: 11/14/06 Updated: 11/14/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Journal Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Sheer fluke? Pure genius more like *Laughs* Ok, mostly fluke. I'd just like to point out that you never named the white warg Snowy. You might want to think about adding that in somewhere, as people might not understand who you're talking about

Author's Response: Well if anyone reads this, they will know that it\'s the warg, i think people can put two and two together anyway

Author's Response: Hate to point this out, but read day 64, read it and weep... S.R. (Who knew her nitpicking would backfire someday)
Date: 11/15/06
Title: Chapter 1: Journal Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok, ok, my bad! It just wasn't immedietly obvious. (We SO need a spell check on this thing..)

Author's Response: Evil laugh *insert* BWAHAHAHAHA!
Date: 12/23/06
Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 13261
Published: 11/14/06 Updated: 04/09/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Advice Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute when finished, and ended up getting told off! As for the Elf comment.. That's so unfair, you can't eat Elves!

Author's Response: Sorry. Oh yes you can...
Date: 11/14/06
Title: Chapter 3: Advice 3 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Hm.. 7 down is a good one. Seems to me it applies to Lurtz.. *Dives behind couch* Don't kill me!

Author's Response: Right that\'s it. Oh Snowy! Snack time!
Date: 11/21/06
Title: Chapter 3: Advice 3 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Hm.. "Oh Sauron" *Laughs* Just kidding, I'm not THAT evil. Actually.. You called me evil the other day.. *Goes off to find Sauron*

Author's Response: Hah, Sauron would fall beneath my might, the only reason that I have not yet dethroned him is that It would put goblins under my jurisdiction, too many to feed to wargs. Of course, i\'d never say this to his face. Sauron. \"Bad author!\" Oh shi... *hides*
Date: 11/21/06
Title: Chapter 4: How comes it? Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Because good rules and evil sucks! Note: I cheer the death of Boromir. Good point about Saruman though. Why didn't he fight back?

Author's Response: Exactly he biased and unfair viewpoint that prompted me to begin writing this guide
Date: 12/03/06
Title: Chapter 5: My to do list Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Kill some Elves?! (Note to self: Kill Shadow Ranger)
Whoa, DON'T pick on 'Las! You KNOW the consequences..

Rest of review later, I have to go before the Balrog come, eep! (I'm supposed to be doing my chores ¬_¬)

Author's Response: Dude, I always pick on him.
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 5: My to do list Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok, first RE to your RE of my review, Dude, I'm AWARE of it. But I'm just warning you!
Muhahahaha is MY evil laugh!
LEAVE Frodo alone!
This has annoyed me enough thanks ¬_¬
Note: You might wanna find a hiding place from me and Valakra!

Author's Response: Balrog, pah
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 6: An odd chapter Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Snickers* And THAT is the sheer stupidity of the orc. I REALLY don't know why you bother.. Balrogs are SO much easier to train.. And they actually OBEY you..

Author's Response: *sigh* poor orcs
Date: 01/08/07
Title: Chapter 7: What to do when..... Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
You'd better start praying.. I'm gonna kill you for what ya saying 'bout 'Las. Seriously.. I'm not kidding!
Ps. Who's Shiney?

Author's Response: Ps: Duh, read far future just try, you already failed numerous times
Date: 01/08/07
Title: Chapter 8: Never.... Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok.. Yea, the last five WERE random. I have a question. Why do you moan when it takes so long to train orcs, when you just told them not to listen or trust their superiors? Or are you just saying you're no better than an orc? *Smirk*

Author's Response: No, their current superiors, A.K.A Gothmog (the orc) Sauron, Saruman, etc. Obviously not referring to Visnei or Barzek or Urgash or myself.
Date: 01/26/07
Title: Chapter 1: Advice Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
You never specified that! :D I updated The Black Rose by the way. Review. Or Valakra AND my new Dragon *Does happy dance* will get you!

Author's Response: Never specified, true...
Date: 01/30/07
Title: Chapter 9: Further advice Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Nice, I like it. Good to see you back here...I thought Snowy had finally eaten you

Author's Response: *feeds Snowy chow*
Date: 08/31/07
Title: Chapter 10: Immutable cosmic laws Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
5 isn't true! They do win SOME battles...generally small ones...not the big epic ones...
Good, but how come you've stopped replying to reviews?

Author's Response: *gives you the annoying look* XD
Date: 09/01/07