Reviews by Gemini_Elf
O. Cruel Fate by greywing, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 13678
Published: Nov 13 2006 Updated: Nov 02 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Settling In Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Oh Varda.. I'm worried..
Update soon! Or Valakra will make sure you never make anyone laugh again!

Author's Response: I am glad you like it. Next chapter up soon.
Date: Dec 10 2006
Title: Chapter 8: Of Plots and Prey Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Hisses* Hate Neldor...

Author's Response: Isn\'t he a complete meanie? Elrond will soon come and teach him a lesson.
Date: Mar 22 2007
Title: Chapter 9: And It All Goes Downhill From Here Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
:) I really like this story. Nice break from math homework!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! Though most things are better than math homework!
Date: Mar 25 2007
Title: Chapter 10: Intimations of Flammability Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Eep. What's Neldor up to this time?Will Elrond EVER get to Mithlond?

Author's Response: No good, no doubt ;) And yes, Elrond will get to Mithlond, don\'t worry!
Date: Apr 20 2007
Title: Chapter 11: Of Gardens and Plots Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
YAY! AN UPDATE! I thought you had forgotten all about this!

Ooh! Neldor has a plan... And I wonder what's up with Lůrien... Please update soon!
Date: Nov 02 2007
Summary: A prank by Merry and Pippin goes disasterously wrong.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2217 Read Count: 10122
Published: Nov 14 2006 Updated: Nov 14 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 7: Incoming man of Gondor! Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Uh.. Are you aware that this chapter starts of saying "Sprinted"? I think you missed typing Boromir in there.. ;) Just letting you know

Author's Response: Oops.
Date: Nov 14 2006
Summary: A journal from an evil villain (1st person notations)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 1446
Published: Nov 14 2006 Updated: Nov 14 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Journal Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Sheer fluke? Pure genius more like *Laughs* Ok, mostly fluke. I'd just like to point out that you never named the white warg Snowy. You might want to think about adding that in somewhere, as people might not understand who you're talking about

Author's Response: Well if anyone reads this, they will know that it\'s the warg, i think people can put two and two together anyway

Author's Response: Hate to point this out, but read day 64, read it and weep... S.R. (Who knew her nitpicking would backfire someday)
Date: Nov 15 2006
Title: Chapter 1: Journal Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok, ok, my bad! It just wasn't immedietly obvious. (We SO need a spell check on this thing..)

Author's Response: Evil laugh *insert* BWAHAHAHAHA!
Date: Dec 23 2006
Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 13371
Published: Nov 14 2006 Updated: Apr 09 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Advice Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute when finished, and ended up getting told off! As for the Elf comment.. That's so unfair, you can't eat Elves!

Author's Response: Sorry. Oh yes you can...
Date: Nov 14 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Advice 3 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Hm.. 7 down is a good one. Seems to me it applies to Lurtz.. *Dives behind couch* Don't kill me!

Author's Response: Right that\'s it. Oh Snowy! Snack time!
Date: Nov 21 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Advice 3 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Hm.. "Oh Sauron" *Laughs* Just kidding, I'm not THAT evil. Actually.. You called me evil the other day.. *Goes off to find Sauron*

Author's Response: Hah, Sauron would fall beneath my might, the only reason that I have not yet dethroned him is that It would put goblins under my jurisdiction, too many to feed to wargs. Of course, i\'d never say this to his face. Sauron. \"Bad author!\" Oh shi... *hides*
Date: Nov 21 2006
Title: Chapter 4: How comes it? Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Because good rules and evil sucks! Note: I cheer the death of Boromir. Good point about Saruman though. Why didn't he fight back?

Author's Response: Exactly he biased and unfair viewpoint that prompted me to begin writing this guide
Date: Dec 03 2006
Title: Chapter 5: My to do list Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Kill some Elves?! (Note to self: Kill Shadow Ranger)
Whoa, DON'T pick on 'Las! You KNOW the consequences..

Rest of review later, I have to go before the Balrog come, eep! (I'm supposed to be doing my chores ¬_¬)

Author's Response: Dude, I always pick on him.
Date: Jan 07 2007
Title: Chapter 5: My to do list Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok, first RE to your RE of my review, Dude, I'm AWARE of it. But I'm just warning you!
Muhahahaha is MY evil laugh!
LEAVE Frodo alone!
This has annoyed me enough thanks ¬_¬
Note: You might wanna find a hiding place from me and Valakra!

Author's Response: Balrog, pah
Date: Jan 07 2007
Title: Chapter 6: An odd chapter Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Snickers* And THAT is the sheer stupidity of the orc. I REALLY don't know why you bother.. Balrogs are SO much easier to train.. And they actually OBEY you..

Author's Response: *sigh* poor orcs
Date: Jan 08 2007
Title: Chapter 7: What to do when..... Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
You'd better start praying.. I'm gonna kill you for what ya saying 'bout 'Las. Seriously.. I'm not kidding!
Ps. Who's Shiney?

Author's Response: Ps: Duh, read far future just try, you already failed numerous times
Date: Jan 08 2007
Title: Chapter 8: Never.... Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok.. Yea, the last five WERE random. I have a question. Why do you moan when it takes so long to train orcs, when you just told them not to listen or trust their superiors? Or are you just saying you're no better than an orc? *Smirk*

Author's Response: No, their current superiors, A.K.A Gothmog (the orc) Sauron, Saruman, etc. Obviously not referring to Visnei or Barzek or Urgash or myself.
Date: Jan 26 2007
Title: Chapter 1: Advice Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
You never specified that! :D I updated The Black Rose by the way. Review. Or Valakra AND my new Dragon *Does happy dance* will get you!

Author's Response: Never specified, true...
Date: Jan 30 2007
Title: Chapter 9: Further advice Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Nice, I like it. Good to see you back here...I thought Snowy had finally eaten you

Author's Response: *feeds Snowy chow*
Date: Aug 31 2007
Title: Chapter 10: Immutable cosmic laws Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
5 isn't true! They do win SOME battles...generally small ones...not the big epic ones...
Good, but how come you've stopped replying to reviews?

Author's Response: *gives you the annoying look* XD
Date: Sep 01 2007
Title: Chapter 11: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Personally I didn't like it, but you know I fall asleep during battle stratgey...just give me a sword, let me run out and be killed x_x
And I'm not even sure who's fighting who...*Innocent smile* You still love me, right?
Gemini

Author's Response: lol, aw when you smile like that...
Date: Oct 01 2007
Title: Chapter 12: A Commercial Interlude Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
I see you're back and you've bought these new creatures known as "orcses" with you ;) Funny ad XD But all my characters are looking at you like you're nuts

Author's Response: Queen typo criticises my handwriting? Rich indeed says I.
Date: Apr 09 2008
Summary: The title says it all!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 894 Read Count: 6256
Published: Nov 15 2006 Updated: Dec 06 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
This story is REALLY good and funny. *Cough* Um.. being the critical person I am, I'd like to point out in your bio you put story's. The correct spelling is stories. Sorry, I HAD to point that out, or otherwise it would bother me. A lot. What can I say, perfectionist here? :)
Date: Nov 16 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Snickers* This is funny! Number 9 is paticually evil!
Date: Nov 19 2006
Summary: a random thing i made off the top of my head. pippy also helped me on this one
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 270 Read Count: 3045
Published: Nov 18 2006 Updated: Nov 18 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Laughs* Dammit! I have to stop reading these humour fics when I'm writing torture scenes! *Whines* But they're to funny to resist..
Date: Dec 03 2006