Reviews by Gemini_Elf
Summary: Compulsery kit for any orc/ evil minion.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4475 Read Count: 13350
Published: Nov 14 2006 Updated: Apr 09 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 11: Orc engagments: Orcs vs. Allies Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Personally I didn't like it, but you know I fall asleep during battle stratgey...just give me a sword, let me run out and be killed x_x
And I'm not even sure who's fighting who...*Innocent smile* You still love me, right?
Gemini

Author's Response: lol, aw when you smile like that...
Date: Oct 01 2007
Title: Chapter 12: A Commercial Interlude Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
I see you're back and you've bought these new creatures known as "orcses" with you ;) Funny ad XD But all my characters are looking at you like you're nuts

Author's Response: Queen typo criticises my handwriting? Rich indeed says I.
Date: Apr 09 2008
Summary: The title says it all!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 894 Read Count: 6246
Published: Nov 15 2006 Updated: Dec 06 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
This story is REALLY good and funny. *Cough* Um.. being the critical person I am, I'd like to point out in your bio you put story's. The correct spelling is stories. Sorry, I HAD to point that out, or otherwise it would bother me. A lot. What can I say, perfectionist here? :)
Date: Nov 16 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Snickers* This is funny! Number 9 is paticually evil!
Date: Nov 19 2006
Summary: a random thing i made off the top of my head. pippy also helped me on this one
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 270 Read Count: 3029
Published: Nov 18 2006 Updated: Nov 18 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Laughs* Dammit! I have to stop reading these humour fics when I'm writing torture scenes! *Whines* But they're to funny to resist..
Date: Dec 03 2006
Summary: A collection of drabbles most centering on the Peredhel family.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1335 Read Count: 4132
Published: Nov 19 2006 Updated: Nov 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Fallen Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
This is so good. I think your portrayel of the Peredhil Twins is awesome! Keep it up!
Date: Nov 20 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Loss Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Aww! I have tears in my eyes..
Date: Nov 20 2006
Summary: Need I say more?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 5783
Published: Nov 20 2006 Updated: Nov 20 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
I suddenly had a vision of Sam leaping out of the bushes singing Sponge Bob Squarepants.. Excuse me whilst I die laughing..

Author's Response: lol! That\'s hilarious! I can so see that......anyway, Thank you very much for reviewing! I changed #4, just to let you know. ^__^
Date: Nov 21 2006
Teri by Shadow Ranger Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: A collection of stories about the elf crew member
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3585 Read Count: 6845
Published: Nov 21 2006 Updated: Dec 10 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Biele and Feyiro Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok! ok! He, I bet you made up this chapter JUST to prove me wrong..

Author's Response: No I didn\'t!
Date: Nov 28 2006
Title: Chapter 2: Young days Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Whoo! Geez, you are digging characters out of the discard pile.. This is good!

Author's Response: I am indeed, i thought of the names, why should I let them go to waste? Anyway, Elwq wasn\'t from the discard pile.
Date: Nov 21 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Haldir Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
You forgot to mention Harillin!

Author's Response: \"Forgot?\" oh no, read the next chapter oh mighty nitpicker
Date: Nov 22 2006
Title: Chapter 6: First retreat Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Man, poor Haldir *Sobs* I don't even know the Elf, but I feel for him...

Author's Response: You feel for any elf, you\'ll be feeling for more by the time this story is done... S.R. Balrgos are small, but very viscious Balrogs, a Balrgo would eat a Balrog alive!
Date: Dec 02 2006
Title: Chapter 1: Introduction Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ooh! I'm scared *Rolls eyes* Just get updating will ya!

Author's Response: meh
Date: Dec 02 2006
Title: Chapter 6: First retreat Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Please can you update this soon?

Author's Response: Maybe I will, maybe I won\'t... Why are you so interested anyway?
Date: Dec 10 2006
Title: Chapter 1: Introduction Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Because I like it duh! It's my 2nd favourite fic (Out of yours anyway)

Author's Response: Oh right
Date: Dec 10 2006
Title: Chapter 7: Stockpiling Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Sharp intake of breath* I'm glad you updated.. but WHAT a place to leave it at!

Author's Response: Hey hey! I thought you knew I was good at cliffhangers?!
Date: Dec 10 2006
Title: Chapter 1: Introduction Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Hey! When ARE you gonna update this? *Sad puppy eyes* Please do it soon, you can't leave me in this suspence!

Author's Response: Oh yes I can, I\'m concentrating on other stuff right now
Date: Dec 23 2006
Summary: Just some ideas I thought of a little while ago.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 203 Read Count: 1540
Published: Nov 21 2006 Updated: Nov 21 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The ways. Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Ok, No1. Spelling mistake, number 4. No2. 12 and 15 are good!

Author's Response: I hate you...
Date: Nov 21 2006
Title: Chapter 1: The ways. Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Hm.. Maybe I should write a fic on how to annoy you.. *laughs*

Author's Response: No comment.
Date: Nov 21 2006
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 63374
Published: Nov 22 2006 Updated: Apr 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Springtime for Singing Sauron Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Geez, I was worried when I read the chapter name.. you REALLY don't need foreboding music to tell you something bad is going to happen with that name *Shudders*
*Gags* You'll be in my heart forever.. *Gags violently* Varda, that's just wrong..
Glad Boromir died.. badly.. Ok, I have a thing against Boromir..
Good portrayl of orcs ;)
Date: Dec 13 2006
Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Geez.. and I complained about PJ.. I never found Disney scary before now.. Except for the witch in Snow White, but that's another, far more embarrasing story..
Really well written, update SOON!
Date: Nov 22 2006
Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Hyperventilates* This is really scary! *Gasp* I think I'm just going to go and assasinate Walt Disney.. oh wait.. he's dead..
Date: Dec 01 2006
Title: Chapter 5: Political Correctness Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
Long time in updating, but worth it! The more I read, the more I want to kill Disney.
Newsflash: He died years ago
Oh... Never mind. MIDDLE EARTH IS SAFE!

Author's Response: Yes...but was it just a rumor I heard that back when Disney and Tolkien were alive, Disney WAS thinking about doing LOTR, and then Tolkien slapped \'em and told \'em never to bother him again?
Date: Mar 21 2007
Title: Chapter 6: Breaking of Evil Spells Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
...*Struggles to make sense as is tired* Riiight... I'll just go and read the other chapter...
Date: Apr 30 2007
Title: Chapter 7: CinderFaramir? Reviewer: Gemini_Elf Signed
*Gags* This gets worse...
Date: Apr 30 2007