Reviews by Shadow Ranger
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4502
Published: Feb 01 2006 Updated: Feb 01 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Funny List Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Funny, nice one.

Author's Response: Thank you! ^__^
Date: Nov 13 2006
Summary: I seem to be continuing the series. Title should explain it though.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 575 Read Count: 7287
Published: Aug 02 2006 Updated: Aug 02 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 43 ways to annoy Legolas Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
That is great! Though i think i might have trouble doing some of those. Heh.
Date: Nov 14 2006
Summary: She's one lean, mean fighting machine...she's a dark elf.
(okay fine, I'm a bad summary writer, just give it a go and see what you think.)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27193 Read Count: 9574
Published: Oct 18 2006 Updated: Dec 09 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
*clap clap clap* very nicely done, I'll keep an eye out for the rest, i like your character BTW!

Author's Response: Thanks!! I\'ll update soon!! Whats a BTW?
Date: Dec 06 2006
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
In my style, surely BDW, By da way, she's great

Author's Response: Wow, thanks!! Shes undergone a lot of character development since I first created her. In fact until late last year, I didn\'t know about fanfiction, poor deprived child that I am. I\'m really glad you like her! :)
Date: Dec 06 2006
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
GreenWE, this is absolutely superb, you deserve a medal for being one of the best writers I have ever seen.
*refers to reviews* ah, I see BookLuva already gave you one. Well.
*gives GreenWE another shiny silve medal, cause Shadow Ranger holds silver higher than gold*

Author's Response: Oh Wow*big smile*!! Thanx from the bottom of my heart! You guys are awesome, its your supportive reviews that keep me writing this!! Thanx again =)
Date: Dec 24 2006
Summary: Four friends set out on an adventure through Middle Earth with a small book. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle Earth. Response to Susan's challenge. Warnings: Mild language and crude humor.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5619 Read Count: 12192
Published: Oct 18 2006 Updated: Dec 30 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 9: Are We There Yet? Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Very good, very funny, keep writing, I'm enjoying it.

Author's Response: Thanks Shadow Ranger. Most of what I am writing, I\'d love to do myself but am too afraid to do. I\'ll try to update soon, just that midterms have me up the wall.
Date: Nov 17 2006
The Black Rose by Gemini_Elf Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 54]
Summary: This story has been completely and fully edited. Several chapters have been taken out and re-written and others have been collapsed to make shorter, and an OC has been cut out. If you have read this before, I advise re-reading it to catch up
Enemies from the past are coming back to haunt Elrond and Thranduil, and what better way to get at a Father, than to kidnap a son? Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble. Big Trouble

Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15896 Read Count: 19005
Published: Nov 05 2006 Updated: Jul 05 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 6: Not just a messenger... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Hehm I think I get it, now tell me what you think may happen in my story, or get subject to the "tell me,tell me, tell me," weapon

Author's Response: Don\'t even think about it! Do you want a Balrog set upon you? Uh.. Get what?
Date: Nov 28 2006
Title: Chapter 2: The Ambush Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Hi Gemini, it's good stuff, though if you are using my character's name please be more careful with him!

Author's Response: Ok, but you did agree for me o use the name! Anyway, all I did was kill him! When are you going to start posting your stuff? Preferabl SOON, even though I\'ve read most of them *Laughs*

Author's Response: Ok, sorry I was in a rush when I wrote the reply, and thus didn\'t spell check it *Blushs* As I said, ALL I did was kill him, it\'s not like I fed him to a Balrog or anything...
Date: Nov 12 2006
Title: Chapter 3: Awakenings Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
oo, very evil, nice writing.
(I did think it was about time for a nudge but you updated first, be warned, my nudger is ready!)

Author's Response: *laughs* Nudge away. Um, just before I checked my reviews, I left a threat on your review to read and review this, or be eaten.. Uh. Sorry, didn\'t realise you HAD R&R\'d! Me, evil? *Blinks innocently* Wherever did you get that idea from?
Date: Nov 17 2006
Title: Chapter 4: The Meeting Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Very dramatic, why are you so desperate for reviews? Is it because my story has lots? Is it because there is prizes for reviews or something? Or are you just after more sarcastic comments from yours truely?

Author's Response: \'Cause you\'ve got loads! I\'m writing a story based on a comment from our phone conversation a while ago, involving Faramir and Boromir. Should be posted today or tomorrow. And what did you think of the actual chapter? Favourite bit? Come on DETAILS

Author's Response: \'Cause you\'ve got loads! I\'m writing a story based on a comment from our phone conversation a while ago, involving Faramir and Boromir. Should be posted today or tomorrow. And what did you think of the actual chapter? Favourite bit? Come on DETAILS
Date: Nov 19 2006
Title: Chapter 5: Pidgeon hunting Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Good background, will the big C make an appearence? Or is she sitting this one out?

Author's Response: Nah, she belongs in C&E.. Although Niphredil does seem to be channeling her spirit.. She\'s not AS fiery and protective though..
Date: Nov 21 2006
Title: The Black Rose Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Oh, nope I was wrong, ignore me, hah, Balrogs hold no fear for me *laughs evilly* I am and evil person teqnicly (ah, stupid spelling) Balrogs favour me more than you, keep writing, even if cyber space swallows it.

Author's Response: TECHNICLLY! hah! I can spell! Stupid cyber space *Thoughtful look (you know, the WEIRD one)* Do you think I can set a Balrog on cyberspace? Wrong about what? You have seriously confused me now!
Date: Nov 29 2006
Title: Chapter 1: The First Move... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
I had a theory, but i was wrong, that's why i said ignore me, anyway, Balrogs hold no fear for Shadow Ranger and his mighty fountain pen!
S.R Betting you used a spellcheck on that word...

Author's Response: I didn\'t use spell check actually! Balrogs can break fountain pens!
Date: Nov 30 2006
Title: Chapter 8: Alone on the crossed path Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Heh, still take just as short a time for me to read, I notice you have stopped pleading for reviews, is this because mine are now far superior to yours?
Oh, Balrog's can't break fountain pens if i'm wielding them!

S.R (wondering if she realises that i have more Balrgo authority than her)

Author's Response: Superior? You wish! The balrog will kill you and then break the foutain pen, duh! So you have more Balrgo authority? Well I have Balrog authority, which I\'m sure is more powerful! *Cough* Someone needs spellcheck *cough*
Date: Dec 02 2006
Title: Chapter 1: The First Move... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Whatever...
Far superior is what they are, you have 13 from nine ten or possibly eleven chapters (i forget) I have 29 from 14 chapters, plus I'm expecting 30, as one regular reviewer well, hasn't reviewed yet.

S.R. The point is, I can't be killed while the pen is wielded, so it can't be broken, so i can't be killed... get the picture O mighty nitpicker?

Author's Response: *Smothers groan* Can you please just drop the pen for a second? Stop boasting, most of the reviews are from us discussing something!
Date: Dec 02 2006
Title: The Black Rose Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
DUN DUN DEH!!!
Still trying underhand tatics to get more reviews eh?
Look, wizzosis, Arwen Un...etc and I are probably gonna review every chapter, so stop demeaning yourself by begging for them! :D

Author's Response: Underhand? Moi? Look, I like reviews, I feel unwanted if I don\'t get them, it\'s nice to know I\'m not just typing this for fun! (Well it\'s that as well, but you get the idea..)
Date: Dec 10 2006
Title: Chapter 9: The Darkness Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Hey, did he just lose his head again?
Durband- the regenerating head elf! He's probably not dead this time either...

Author's Response: Techniclly, he was stabbed in the neck this time, not beheaded.. I don\'t know if he\'s dead or not.. Hm..
Date: Dec 20 2006
Title: Chapter 10: A sacrifice Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
You don't have to be so blatent with the chapter name you know.
Good cept one thing, fights do not last for "countless minutes" no fight will last that long.

Author's Response: Ha di ha di ha. Very funny. It means that it SEEMED to strech on for countless minutes.. You\'re SO picky!

Author's Response: Ok, I\'ve changed it now. Happy?!
Date: Dec 30 2006
Title: The Black Rose Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
YOU UPDATED! YEE HAH!
Nice.

What is with you and "aye" anyway? What's wrong with a simple yes?

Author's Response: \"Yes\" is boring. \'Sides, \"Aye\" bugs you ^_^
Date: Jan 14 2007
Title: Chapter 11: A new day has begun Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Just cause elves don't understand it doesn't automatically make it something they wouldn't know anyway. Elves aren't all knowing! Anyway, mind if I, uh, comment on this story?

Author's Response: *Rolls eyes* Soo critical of Elves. You don\'t even act like one. Orcs aren\'t cuddly toys ya know!
Date: Jan 30 2007
Title: Chapter 1: The First Move... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
As in, make a fanfic with this story in except with commentary.

Author's Response: Um... I know what you mean... but I\'m not sure... You can do Chiara and Eldan if you like! (I just need to write it first ¬_¬)
Date: Jan 30 2007
Title: Chapter 1: The First Move... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Oh yeah, you're the sixth most prolific reviwer on the site, well done.

Author's Response: I am?! WHOOP!
Date: Feb 10 2007
O. Cruel Fate by greywing, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 13634
Published: Nov 13 2006 Updated: Nov 02 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Various Discoveries Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
How very strange, strange-ness aside its good so far, and I definitely (nately? I forget) want to see what happens next

Author's Response: Ah, have you not heard that variety is the spice of life? Well, strangeness is the Thai chilli.
Date: Nov 14 2006
Summary: This is safe for those who don't like slash as this is just a discussion in which one brother attempts to persuade the other not to take male partners. I'm not suggesting anything about Faramir's preferred partners! Thanks to Shadow Ranger for giving me the concept for this idea!
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Boromir, Faramir
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 507 Read Count: 4981
Published: Nov 19 2006 Updated: Nov 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: The Discussion Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
How very strange. Exactly what comment inspired this fic?
And anyway, don't be mean to Boromir, you blatently made him seem arrogant and dominating

Author's Response: You know I hate Boromir, and I ALWAYS pick on him.. The comment was \"Have you seen how much slash there is on lotrfanfiction.com?\" We then had a discussion, in which you said \"I don\'t see how anyone can write it\" Remember now?
Date: Nov 20 2006
Title: Chapter 1: Just Gender Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Yo Gem, when I made this comment, I didn't mean any slash at all, I meant in graphic detail (you will see why I found it nesscessary to say this later)

Author's Response: I know.. you told me the other day, remember..?

Author's Response: I know.. you told me the other day, remember..?
Date: Dec 28 2006