Reviews by Shadow Ranger
Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 4463
Published: 02/01/06 Updated: 02/01/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Funny List Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Funny, nice one.

Author's Response: Thank you! ^__^
Date: 11/13/06
Summary: I seem to be continuing the series. Title should explain it though.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 575 Read Count: 7218
Published: 08/02/06 Updated: 08/02/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 43 ways to annoy Legolas Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
That is great! Though i think i might have trouble doing some of those. Heh.
Date: 11/14/06
Summary: She's one lean, mean fighting machine...she's a dark elf.
(okay fine, I'm a bad summary writer, just give it a go and see what you think.)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27193 Read Count: 9515
Published: 10/18/06 Updated: 12/09/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
*clap clap clap* very nicely done, I'll keep an eye out for the rest, i like your character BTW!

Author's Response: Thanks!! I\'ll update soon!! Whats a BTW?
Date: 12/06/06
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
In my style, surely BDW, By da way, she's great

Author's Response: Wow, thanks!! Shes undergone a lot of character development since I first created her. In fact until late last year, I didn\'t know about fanfiction, poor deprived child that I am. I\'m really glad you like her! :)
Date: 12/06/06
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
GreenWE, this is absolutely superb, you deserve a medal for being one of the best writers I have ever seen.
*refers to reviews* ah, I see BookLuva already gave you one. Well.
*gives GreenWE another shiny silve medal, cause Shadow Ranger holds silver higher than gold*

Author's Response: Oh Wow*big smile*!! Thanx from the bottom of my heart! You guys are awesome, its your supportive reviews that keep me writing this!! Thanx again =)
Date: 12/24/06
Summary: Four friends set out on an adventure through Middle Earth with a small book. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle Earth. Response to Susan's challenge. Warnings: Mild language and crude humor.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5619 Read Count: 12160
Published: 10/18/06 Updated: 12/30/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 9: Are We There Yet? Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Very good, very funny, keep writing, I'm enjoying it.

Author's Response: Thanks Shadow Ranger. Most of what I am writing, I\'d love to do myself but am too afraid to do. I\'ll try to update soon, just that midterms have me up the wall.
Date: 11/17/06
The Black Rose by Gemini_Elf Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 54]
Summary: This story has been completely and fully edited. Several chapters have been taken out and re-written and others have been collapsed to make shorter, and an OC has been cut out. If you have read this before, I advise re-reading it to catch up
Enemies from the past are coming back to haunt Elrond and Thranduil, and what better way to get at a Father, than to kidnap a son? Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble. Big Trouble

Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15896 Read Count: 18826
Published: 11/05/06 Updated: 07/05/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 6: Not just a messenger... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Hehm I think I get it, now tell me what you think may happen in my story, or get subject to the "tell me,tell me, tell me," weapon

Author's Response: Don\'t even think about it! Do you want a Balrog set upon you? Uh.. Get what?
Date: 11/28/06
Title: Chapter 2: The Ambush Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Hi Gemini, it's good stuff, though if you are using my character's name please be more careful with him!

Author's Response: Ok, but you did agree for me o use the name! Anyway, all I did was kill him! When are you going to start posting your stuff? Preferabl SOON, even though I\'ve read most of them *Laughs*

Author's Response: Ok, sorry I was in a rush when I wrote the reply, and thus didn\'t spell check it *Blushs* As I said, ALL I did was kill him, it\'s not like I fed him to a Balrog or anything...
Date: 11/12/06
Title: Chapter 3: Awakenings Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
oo, very evil, nice writing.
(I did think it was about time for a nudge but you updated first, be warned, my nudger is ready!)

Author's Response: *laughs* Nudge away. Um, just before I checked my reviews, I left a threat on your review to read and review this, or be eaten.. Uh. Sorry, didn\'t realise you HAD R&R\'d! Me, evil? *Blinks innocently* Wherever did you get that idea from?
Date: 11/17/06
Title: Chapter 4: The Meeting Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Very dramatic, why are you so desperate for reviews? Is it because my story has lots? Is it because there is prizes for reviews or something? Or are you just after more sarcastic comments from yours truely?

Author's Response: \'Cause you\'ve got loads! I\'m writing a story based on a comment from our phone conversation a while ago, involving Faramir and Boromir. Should be posted today or tomorrow. And what did you think of the actual chapter? Favourite bit? Come on DETAILS

Author's Response: \'Cause you\'ve got loads! I\'m writing a story based on a comment from our phone conversation a while ago, involving Faramir and Boromir. Should be posted today or tomorrow. And what did you think of the actual chapter? Favourite bit? Come on DETAILS
Date: 11/19/06
Title: Chapter 5: Pidgeon hunting Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Good background, will the big C make an appearence? Or is she sitting this one out?

Author's Response: Nah, she belongs in C&E.. Although Niphredil does seem to be channeling her spirit.. She\'s not AS fiery and protective though..
Date: 11/21/06
Title: The Black Rose Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Oh, nope I was wrong, ignore me, hah, Balrogs hold no fear for me *laughs evilly* I am and evil person teqnicly (ah, stupid spelling) Balrogs favour me more than you, keep writing, even if cyber space swallows it.

Author's Response: TECHNICLLY! hah! I can spell! Stupid cyber space *Thoughtful look (you know, the WEIRD one)* Do you think I can set a Balrog on cyberspace? Wrong about what? You have seriously confused me now!
Date: 11/29/06
Title: Chapter 1: The First Move... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
I had a theory, but i was wrong, that's why i said ignore me, anyway, Balrogs hold no fear for Shadow Ranger and his mighty fountain pen!
S.R Betting you used a spellcheck on that word...

Author's Response: I didn\'t use spell check actually! Balrogs can break fountain pens!
Date: 11/30/06
Title: Chapter 8: Alone on the crossed path Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Heh, still take just as short a time for me to read, I notice you have stopped pleading for reviews, is this because mine are now far superior to yours?
Oh, Balrog's can't break fountain pens if i'm wielding them!

S.R (wondering if she realises that i have more Balrgo authority than her)

Author's Response: Superior? You wish! The balrog will kill you and then break the foutain pen, duh! So you have more Balrgo authority? Well I have Balrog authority, which I\'m sure is more powerful! *Cough* Someone needs spellcheck *cough*
Date: 12/02/06
Title: Chapter 1: The First Move... Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Whatever...
Far superior is what they are, you have 13 from nine ten or possibly eleven chapters (i forget) I have 29 from 14 chapters, plus I'm expecting 30, as one regular reviewer well, hasn't reviewed yet.

S.R. The point is, I can't be killed while the pen is wielded, so it can't be broken, so i can't be killed... get the picture O mighty nitpicker?

Author's Response: *Smothers groan* Can you please just drop the pen for a second? Stop boasting, most of the reviews are from us discussing something!
Date: 12/02/06
Title: The Black Rose Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
DUN DUN DEH!!!
Still trying underhand tatics to get more reviews eh?
Look, wizzosis, Arwen Un...etc and I are probably gonna review every chapter, so stop demeaning yourself by begging for them! :D

Author's Response: Underhand? Moi? Look, I like reviews, I feel unwanted if I don\'t get them, it\'s nice to know I\'m not just typing this for fun! (Well it\'s that as well, but you get the idea..)
Date: 12/10/06
Title: Chapter 9: The Darkness Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Hey, did he just lose his head again?
Durband- the regenerating head elf! He's probably not dead this time either...

Author's Response: Techniclly, he was stabbed in the neck this time, not beheaded.. I don\'t know if he\'s dead or not.. Hm..
Date: 12/20/06
Title: Chapter 10: A sacrifice Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
You don't have to be so blatent with the chapter name you know.
Good cept one thing, fights do not last for "countless minutes" no fight will last that long.

Author's Response: Ha di ha di ha. Very funny. It means that it SEEMED to strech on for countless minutes.. You\'re SO picky!

Author's Response: Ok, I\'ve changed it now. Happy?!
Date: 12/30/06
Title: The Black Rose Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
YOU UPDATED! YEE HAH!
Nice.

What is with you and "aye" anyway? What's wrong with a simple yes?

Author's Response: \"Yes\" is boring. \'Sides, \"Aye\" bugs you ^_^
Date: 01/14/07
Title: Chapter 11: A new day has begun Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Just cause elves don't understand it doesn't automatically make it something they wouldn't know anyway. Elves aren't all knowing! Anyway, mind if I, uh, comment on this story?

Author's Response: *Rolls eyes* Soo critical of Elves. You don\'t even act like one. Orcs aren\'t cuddly toys ya know!
Date: 01/30/07