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For those that don't know me:
Welcome to my bio ;)
I'm a pretty young, rather eccentric englishman, best known for my slightly insane brand of humour, and my stories Raiders on the Sea and the Orc survival guide. I'm currently writing a couple of humour fics and considering returning to a few of my other, more serious stories.
Note: Reviews make me happy, especially ones which let me know what I'm doing wrong! XD
For those who do know me:
*Ahem* Yes it's been awhile hasn't it? For all of those who enojy my stories and madcap humour I apologise for the hiatus. Not only was my computer broken but I had about 0 muse and exams looming.
By the by I'm back now and ready for action, so you can expect to see more of me and my mentalistic nature in the very near future!
On another note I'm cleaning house and deleting some of my older stories; namely the ones which weren't particularly popular and I won't be likely to continue them. Rest assured the OSG is not one of them!
Regards, Shadow Ranger.
Membership status: Member
Bio:
For those that don't know me:
Welcome to my bio ;)
I'm a pretty young, rather eccentric englishman, best known for my slightly insane brand of humour, and my stories Raiders on the Sea and the Orc survival guide. I'm currently writing a couple of humour fics and considering returning to a few of my other, more serious stories.
Note: Reviews make me happy, especially ones which let me know what I'm doing wrong! XD
For those who do know me:
*Ahem* Yes it's been awhile hasn't it? For all of those who enojy my stories and madcap humour I apologise for the hiatus. Not only was my computer broken but I had about 0 muse and exams looming.
By the by I'm back now and ready for action, so you can expect to see more of me and my mentalistic nature in the very near future!
On another note I'm cleaning house and deleting some of my older stories; namely the ones which weren't particularly popular and I won't be likely to continue them. Rest assured the OSG is not one of them!
Regards, Shadow Ranger.
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Summary: This story has been completely and fully edited. Several chapters have been taken out and re-written and others have been collapsed to make shorter, and an OC has been cut out. If you have read this before, I advise re-reading it to catch up
Enemies from the past are coming back to haunt Elrond and Thranduil, and what better way to get at a Father, than to kidnap a son? Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble. Big Trouble
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15896 Read Count: 14865
Enemies from the past are coming back to haunt Elrond and Thranduil, and what better way to get at a Father, than to kidnap a son? Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble. Big Trouble
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Torture
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15896 Read Count: 14865
[Report This] Published: 05/11/06 Updated: 05/07/08
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 30/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: The First Move...
Date: 30/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: The First Move...
As in, make a fanfic with this story in except with commentary.
Author's Response: Um...
I know what you mean... but I\'m not sure... You can do Chiara and Eldan if you like! (I just need to write it first ¬_¬)
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 10/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: The First Move...
Date: 10/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: The First Move...
Oh yeah, you're the sixth most prolific reviwer on the site, well done.
Author's Response: I am?! WHOOP!
Summary: A reclusive, timorous botanist gets whisked unceremoniously into Middle Earth... in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring a hysterical Vaire, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 10669
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18802 Read Count: 10669
[Report This] Published: 14/11/06 Updated: 02/11/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 14/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Various Discoveries
Date: 14/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Various Discoveries
How very strange, strange-ness aside its good so far, and I definitely (nately? I forget) want to see what happens next
Author's Response: Ah, have you not heard that variety is the spice of life? Well, strangeness is the Thai chilli.
Summary: This is safe for those who don't like slash as this is just a discussion in which one brother attempts to persuade the other not to take male partners. I'm not suggesting anything about Faramir's preferred partners! Thanks to Shadow Ranger for giving me the concept for this idea!
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Boromir, Faramir
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 507 Read Count: 3906
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Boromir, Faramir
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 507 Read Count: 3906
[Report This] Published: 19/11/06 Updated: 19/11/06
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 20/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Discussion
Date: 20/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Discussion
How very strange. Exactly what comment inspired this fic?
And anyway, don't be mean to Boromir, you blatently made him seem arrogant and dominating
Author's Response: You know I hate Boromir, and I ALWAYS pick on him..
The comment was \"Have you seen how much slash there is on lotrfanfiction.com?\" We then had a discussion, in which you said \"I don\'t see how anyone can write it\" Remember now?
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 28/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Just Gender
Date: 28/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Just Gender
Yo Gem, when I made this comment, I didn't mean any slash at all, I meant in graphic detail (you will see why I found it nesscessary to say this later)
Author's Response: I know.. you told me the other day, remember..?
Author's Response: I know.. you told me the other day, remember..?
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 36692
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 36692
[Report This] Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 28/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Eagle Poop and Bad Elvish
Date: 28/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Eagle Poop and Bad Elvish
ARGH! Make it stop! Make it stop! Okay, your point is proven!
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 28/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Eagle Poop and Bad Elvish
Date: 28/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Eagle Poop and Bad Elvish
Okay, now i have stopped screaming and banging my head on a wall, I can actually comment, well written, (sort of! as it is written well enough to create a loathsome story) keep writing, I will laugh and scream in equal measure.
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 13/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: Springtime for Singing Sauron
Date: 13/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: Springtime for Singing Sauron
*says very bad word*
Excellent, no really great, but I still want to strangle the director.
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 22/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship
Date: 22/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship
ARGH!!
Author's Response: Is that a compliment?
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 02/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Sloppy Drawing and Dialogue
Date: 02/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Sloppy Drawing and Dialogue
Please... no more, i don't think I can bear it..
Hm, this is compelling and repulsive in equal measure, keep it up
[Summary: The LOTR characters all go to school and make two new friends. Parody. Also on fanfiction.net.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1486 Read Count: 5764
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1486 Read Count: 5764
[Report This] Published: 24/11/06 Updated: 21/03/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 14/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Timetable
Date: 14/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Timetable
Just added a chapter- languages, great idea, I'm glad to help out
Author's Response: That chapter was great! A lot better than what I could write. The lunchtime one I have just added in front of yours is not very good - I might change it slightly.
Summary: Sometimes things happen that we cannot control. Some call it fate some call it destiny but either way, Evelyn was about to find out the true meaning of home.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4971 Read Count: 4885
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Gandalf / Olorin, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4971 Read Count: 4885
[Report This] Published: 28/11/06 Updated: 06/12/06
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 03/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: 03/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
This is pretty well written, and definitely makes me want to read more. Well done.
(Heard about you from Gemini, don't know if you know I know her, glurk, what a mouthful)
S.R. (Wondering why Gemini is so Balrog happy, they aren't so tough.)
Author's Response: thanks for the review. I\'ll try and update it as fast as I can.
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 05/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Date: 05/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Hey, stuff before it gets exciting is good, just cos i get restless after a few pages (of MINE! not yours) of relative non-action, doesn't mean it ain't good, descriptions make authors
Author's Response: true true.
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Dramatic Dramatic! any chance of Elrond saying WHY she can't go back? Or HOW she got there in the first place?
S.R. This was not intended to be critisism! But if you told us it would be nice.
Author's Response: perhaps perhaps. you shall see if you keep reading (and reviewing) *hint hint*
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
*cue dramatic music* well you have me totalled on suspense, but what about... gore?
*Ahem* anyway, you will most likely know what comes now, update soon and i'll keep reading!
Author's Response: Don\'t worry, there\'ll be more Estel humor, more pranks, more action, drama and of course romance. mawahaha.
Summary: Yeah, sure. I'd thought about it. I'd totally considered it. Going to Middle Earth by some magical means...yada, yada, yada the whole nine yards(with sexy elves to boot.) It was something I considered much in the way somebody would consider a holiday they hoped to but knew hey would never have.
I hadn't thought about dying in a bus accident. I hadn't thought about my friends being there. I hadn't thought about waking up with a new body, a new name, and a new history.
And to make it all the more dramatic...I am soo dead if I don't get my Latin homework in on time.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11188 Read Count: 21727
I hadn't thought about dying in a bus accident. I hadn't thought about my friends being there. I hadn't thought about waking up with a new body, a new name, and a new history.
And to make it all the more dramatic...I am soo dead if I don't get my Latin homework in on time.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11188 Read Count: 21727
[Report This] Published: 30/11/06 Updated: 11/09/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 14/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: breaching is such a strong word...
Date: 14/12/06 Title: Chapter 4: breaching is such a strong word...
wow, thanks for writing so well, it is great entertainment, and I honestly can't wait for the next part
Author's Response: Im glad you like it! I really am! I promise to update soon! =)
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 30/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Normal Day
Date: 30/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Normal Day
Well, I enjoyed that writing, it's a good story, keep it up when you can and i'll keep reading.
Author's Response: Thanx!! I\'m halfway through the second chapter, so I\'ll post it soon. I really appreciate the review!
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 03/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: 03/12/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Very interesting, slightly confusing, rather funny, that is my review, but anyway...
Please update, preferably sooner rather than later
Author's Response: Hey, thankyou for your re_iew! Yeah this one was a little confusing I sort of made it up on a whim. I\'ll update soon, I promise!! Its been so hard to balance school work and writing lately so I apologize for any delays!! :)
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Warg? Where?
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Warg? Where?
What a great line!
heaven was a crazy place...
Keep writing
Author's Response: thanx! I\'ll review soon!
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 21/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: emotional break down
Date: 21/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: emotional break down
Whoahoho, that chapter was great! I have no idea what you were talking about, it's just as good as ever, sorry to hear you're stressed
Author's Response: Aww, thanx for the review!! And I have great news, IM NO LONGER STRESSED!! I have a holiday now, so I\'ll update soon. Think of it as my christmas poresent to all, another update, happy holidays!! =)