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For those that don't know me:
Welcome to my bio ;)
I'm a pretty young, rather eccentric englishman, best known for my slightly insane brand of humour, and my stories Raiders on the Sea and the Orc survival guide. I'm currently writing a couple of humour fics and considering returning to a few of my other, more serious stories.
Note: Reviews make me happy, especially ones which let me know what I'm doing wrong! XD
For those who do know me:
*Ahem* Yes it's been awhile hasn't it? For all of those who enojy my stories and madcap humour I apologise for the hiatus. Not only was my computer broken but I had about 0 muse and exams looming.
By the by I'm back now and ready for action, so you can expect to see more of me and my mentalistic nature in the very near future!
On another note I'm cleaning house and deleting some of my older stories; namely the ones which weren't particularly popular and I won't be likely to continue them. Rest assured the OSG is not one of them!
Regards, Shadow Ranger.
Membership status: Member
Bio:
For those that don't know me:
Welcome to my bio ;)
I'm a pretty young, rather eccentric englishman, best known for my slightly insane brand of humour, and my stories Raiders on the Sea and the Orc survival guide. I'm currently writing a couple of humour fics and considering returning to a few of my other, more serious stories.
Note: Reviews make me happy, especially ones which let me know what I'm doing wrong! XD
For those who do know me:
*Ahem* Yes it's been awhile hasn't it? For all of those who enojy my stories and madcap humour I apologise for the hiatus. Not only was my computer broken but I had about 0 muse and exams looming.
By the by I'm back now and ready for action, so you can expect to see more of me and my mentalistic nature in the very near future!
On another note I'm cleaning house and deleting some of my older stories; namely the ones which weren't particularly popular and I won't be likely to continue them. Rest assured the OSG is not one of them!
Regards, Shadow Ranger.
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Summary: Yeah, sure. I'd thought about it. I'd totally considered it. Going to Middle Earth by some magical means...yada, yada, yada the whole nine yards(with sexy elves to boot.) It was something I considered much in the way somebody would consider a holiday they hoped to but knew hey would never have.
I hadn't thought about dying in a bus accident. I hadn't thought about my friends being there. I hadn't thought about waking up with a new body, a new name, and a new history.
And to make it all the more dramatic...I am soo dead if I don't get my Latin homework in on time.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11188 Read Count: 21702
I hadn't thought about dying in a bus accident. I hadn't thought about my friends being there. I hadn't thought about waking up with a new body, a new name, and a new history.
And to make it all the more dramatic...I am soo dead if I don't get my Latin homework in on time.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11188 Read Count: 21702
[Report This] Published: 30/11/06 Updated: 11/09/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 27/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Normal Day
Date: 27/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Normal Day
Hey GWE, I dunno if you read the beta topic again, but If you want, I'll beta this for you, also would you like to beta Far future? (I ask since I only just started it, and it would be nice to have a beta early on,) e-mail me if you want
(speedy@newtelsurf.com)
Author's Response: sure!! I\'d love too!!
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 02/01/07 Title: In Flux
Date: 02/01/07 Title: In Flux
well, obviously I've already seen this, :D, but well done anyway
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 25/01/07 Title: In Flux
Date: 25/01/07 Title: In Flux
Insane, absolutely insane. Are you ever gonna... uh, you know, get the characters sorted out? I mean, crazyness is good but it is starting to wear a little bit thin...
Author's Response: I\'m sorry I didn\'t send this to you first. Its been really crazy at my house and I was so eager just to get this chapter in, I had to rewrite it from my lap top(there\'s actually a better chapter there, one thats written and way less crazy.) and was functioning with less than an hours sleep and a lot of sugar. I\'ll try and sort it out, again, I\'m really sorry. We\'ve had exams all week. Sorry :(
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
Just one thing, "your" is used such as "your cat"
However "Your a liar" Should be "You're" a liar" you are a liar see?
Other than that, I think it's a good take on the nature of some people, who might not be as nice as you think.
(not that I agree with the portrayal of Boromir, grr...)
Just kidding, keep writing!
Author's Response: Thanks very much for your criticizm. My beta reader is currently not online so please excuse the spelling mistakes. I got worried at first about the Boromir thing... eep!
I hope you enjoy what\'s to come! xxx
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
They are all major overreacters, that's all I can say he
Author's Response: Oh yes. Definetly. Thanks for reviewing! xx
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
Still doing the "your" thing but, well meh.
Elves are viscious, think of what happens when they capture defenceless orcs!
Author's Response: Damn that \"your\" habit I have! Grr!
Oh yes. Elves are vicious things. I love that! Thanks for reviewing. xxx
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
Date: 27/12/06 Title: None
there are two chapter thirteens
Author's Response: Ok. I\'ll sort that out asap.
Summary: What if Arwen followed the Fellowship? What if some of the hobbits didn't return to the Shire? What if Diamond left the Shire?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4408 Read Count: 7574
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4408 Read Count: 7574
[Report This] Published: 22/12/06 Updated: 20/04/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 22/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 22/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Begun... hm... looks like it never got started to me
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 30/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Date: 30/12/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
It's a bit brief at points, just some constructive critisism
It's "slew," not slayed.
Punctuation goes inside the speech marks, not outside.
Other than that, good, but just a bit too short.
Author's Response: Thanks for the advice!
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 30/12/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Date: 30/12/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
I like it, but still remember, commas on the inside of the speech marks
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 10/01/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Date: 10/01/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Well, that was somewhat unexpected, Legolas and Gimli died, but Boromir didnt? I like the style, and you've extended it a little longer.
(although you didn't actually write anything for the first chapter, the wait was worth it)
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 22/12/06 Title: None
Date: 22/12/06 Title: None
Scary, I'd hate to have a nightmare like that!
Author's Response: Yes. It was very scary. I hope it never happens again. Thanks for reviewing! xxx
Summary: High school students doin' high school stuff, but talking in LotR quotes. Teachers are happily exempt.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2302 Read Count: 4030
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2302 Read Count: 4030
[Report This] Published: 25/12/06 Updated: 05/01/07
Summary: A collection of five short stories. Part of my Eternal Mellyn series.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 669 Read Count: 3171
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 669 Read Count: 3171
[Report This] Published: 25/12/06 Updated: 21/12/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 26/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Alone at Yule
Date: 26/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Alone at Yule
A little too short, but it's good regardless
Author's Response: Thanks
Note: That\'s why I called them \"Short stories\" ;)
Summary: Just a little drabble hinting at slash, but just hinting.
Categories: Actor Fics, Actor Slash
Characters: Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74 Read Count: 1987
Categories: Actor Fics, Actor Slash
Characters: Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood
Genres: General
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74 Read Count: 1987
[Report This] Published: 27/12/06 Updated: 27/12/06
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 27/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Blue Fire
Date: 27/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Blue Fire
Somewhat sort, but nicely written
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 18/01/07 Title: None
Date: 18/01/07 Title: None
YEEHAH! Frodo died Frodo died! *goes on crazy mad victory dance, reminiscent of an orc with two left feet, since he can't dance!*
I like it very very (X several billion) much, well done Sarah!
Author's Response: *sniffs and eyes water then face turns to utter rage and becomes uglier then it already was...* You better not have meant that!! :D *calms slowly* Either way, thanks for reviewing! hehe xxx
Summary: Glorfindel says everyone has a weak spot. Yet Erestor insists he hasn't. Which one will be correct?
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: The Darker side of the Gemini, Golden Midnight
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 325 Read Count: 2405
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: The Darker side of the Gemini, Golden Midnight
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 325 Read Count: 2405
[Report This] Published: 21/01/07 Updated: 21/01/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 23/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Weak Spot
Date: 23/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Weak Spot
I refuse to read another word
Author's Response: *Falls about laughing* That\'s a shame... :D, it was getting interesting!
[Summary: A stupid, intentional Mary-Sue...
Enjoy! Or perhaps not?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Galadriel, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1598 Read Count: 944
Enjoy! Or perhaps not?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Galadriel, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1598 Read Count: 944
[Report This] Published: 23/01/07 Updated: 23/01/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
she was arrested for killing countless people, and was personally executed by me by using my coveted pen.
The end
Author's Response: Hahahahahahaha!
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Well, that ain't exactly a chapter, but it was what should happen
Author's Response: I agree...