Reviews by Shadow Ranger
Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 5535
Published: 01/23/07 Updated: 01/23/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
eeeheeheehee, random

Author's Response: Randomness is what makes things fun! Thank you for reviewing! ^__^
Date: 01/24/07
Summary: Two orcs search for a decent smoke within Minas Morgul.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 560 Read Count: 1369
Published: 01/23/07 Updated: 01/23/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Burzum and Ulkum Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Burzum sounds like one of those British guys that are mickey take ones.
Nice!

Author's Response: That was my intention!
Date: 01/24/07
Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1591
Published: 02/04/07 Updated: 02/04/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The real story Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
ooh, exactly 444 words...

Author's Response: Responded to my own review...
Date: 02/04/07
by Rated: [Reviews - ]
Summary:
Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: 12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
*shakes fist* we had zilch in Jersey. Grr...
Nice poem though!

Author's Response: Eep! Please don\'t hurt me! *cowers for a moment then re-appears cautiously*. Thanks so much! I\'m glad you liked it. Excuse, my hyper behaviour today. xxx
Date: 02/10/07
Curtain Fashion by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short tongue-in-cheek fic inspired by the clothes worn by the elves of Imladris in the films.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1466
Published: 02/10/07 Updated: 02/10/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Curtain Fashion Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Eeeheehee, Random

Author's Response: Indeed. XD Thanks - glad you enjoyed it. :)
Date: 02/10/07
Daughter by Laiquendi Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond's thoughts on losing his beautiful daughter, Arwen to a mortal life.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 184 Read Count: 1341
Published: 02/10/07 Updated: 02/10/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Daughter Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
*claps* very good

Author's Response: Hi Shadow Ranger, thanks very much !!
Date: 02/10/07
Summary: Aragorn and Legolas are now fathers. But will their children be good or bad?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Mouth of Sauron, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Thranduil, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Kids
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1584 Read Count: 11372
Published: 02/17/07 Updated: 05/26/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
First. GAPS!!!
Paragraphing is a must, everytime a new person speaks, make a new line fore it.
male elfs should be male elf's
"Replied" instead of "sad back"
we'ev should be we've
3 looks better as three, in fact, any numbers except ages and times (11 o' clock) should be in full text form (if someone is speaking use, "he is thirty" rather than "he is 30"
"along" is two words.
In Legolas' "Please Wintir," line, drop either the first or second please.
Wintir's next line seems somewhat aimless, there needs to be something else there.
"minuets" should be "minutes.
"proundly" should, I think be "proudly"
"wierd" should be "weird"
Legola should have an s on the end.
finally, I don't understand the neccessity for two "END FLASHBACK"s
This story needs some work I'm afraid, however, it's an intruiging plotline, keep working at it.

Author's Response: Okay. Everything is fixed.(Hopefully) And Thank you.
Date: 03/03/07
Summary: Quick one-shot fic
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94 Read Count: 2819
Published: 02/17/07 Updated: 02/17/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Fire and Knife Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
SO random

Author's Response: *Gasps* I BURNT myself on that laminator you know!
Date: 02/19/07
Mary Sues by Snowflake Rated: G Round robin [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The top five ways to torture a Mary Sue. Do enjoy!!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Torture
Series: Ways To Torture...
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 610 Read Count: 8026
Published: 02/20/07 Updated: 05/17/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
6. Get Shadow Ranger to write a demeaning and annoying story about them, featuring many snide comments and rejected love interests, as well as consistent MaS bashing from the main characters.

Author's Response: How true. Thanks for the review.
Date: 02/20/07
Summary: Elladan awakens from a nightmare to find himself in a nightmare... Warning: Rating is because the second chapter contains graphic violence.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrķan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Fantasy, Horror
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6898 Read Count: 6350
Published: 09/27/07 Updated: 01/31/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Comfort Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Rather soppy but I like it. Well done *wide eyes* ;)

Author's Response: Soppy? I DID say it contained fluff...uh...didn\'t I? Anyways, second chapter will be VERY graphic :D Don\'t do the wide eyed thing! lol
Date: 09/28/07
Daeran's birthday by Gemini_Elf Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Legolas/OMC slash smut! It's Daeran's birthday and the prince has a few tricks up his sleeve...
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: The Darker side of the Gemini, A pain like no other
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2123 Read Count: 3966
Published: 12/21/07 Updated: 12/21/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Daeran's surpise! Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Aw... nice (although somewhat odd) birthday present. Thank you.

P.S: For the use of confused reader: I am a guy. Contemplate sexuality. Then consider the slightly less obvious option. you have your answer for why I would like this fic ;)

Author's Response: Come on Shadow, this is me! A normal birthday present? What\'s that? ;) *Huggles* No problems, sorry it\'s a bit late!
Date: 12/21/07