Penname: Shadow Ranger [Contact] Real name: Speedy
Member Since: 12/11/06
Membership status: Member
Bio:
For those that don't know me:
Welcome to my bio ;)
I'm a pretty young, rather eccentric englishman, best known for my slightly insane brand of humour, and my stories Raiders on the Sea and the Orc survival guide. I'm currently writing a couple of humour fics and considering returning to a few of my other, more serious stories.

Note: Reviews make me happy, especially ones which let me know what I'm doing wrong! XD


For those who do know me:
*Ahem* Yes it's been awhile hasn't it? For all of those who enojy my stories and madcap humour I apologise for the hiatus. Not only was my computer broken but I had about 0 muse and exams looming.

By the by I'm back now and ready for action, so you can expect to see more of me and my mentalistic nature in the very near future!

On another note I'm cleaning house and deleting some of my older stories; namely the ones which weren't particularly popular and I won't be likely to continue them. Rest assured the OSG is not one of them!

Regards, Shadow Ranger.
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Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 4923
[Report This] Published: 23/01/07 Updated: 23/01/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes

eeeheeheehee, random

Author's Response: Randomness is what makes things fun! Thank you for reviewing! ^__^

Summary: Two orcs search for a decent smoke within Minas Morgul.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 560 Read Count: 1184
[Report This] Published: 24/01/07 Updated: 24/01/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Burzum and Ulkum

Burzum sounds like one of those British guys that are mickey take ones.
Nice!

Author's Response: That was my intention!

Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1367
[Report This] Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 04/02/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 04/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: The real story

ooh, exactly 444 words...

Author's Response: Responded to my own review...

by Rated: [Reviews - ]
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 10/02/07 Title: None

*shakes fist* we had zilch in Jersey. Grr...
Nice poem though!

Author's Response: Eep! Please don\'t hurt me! *cowers for a moment then re-appears cautiously*. Thanks so much! I\'m glad you liked it. Excuse, my hyper behaviour today. xxx

Curtain Fashion by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short tongue-in-cheek fic inspired by the clothes worn by the elves of Imladris in the films.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1327
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 10/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Curtain Fashion

Eeeheehee, Random

Author's Response: Indeed. XD Thanks - glad you enjoyed it. :)

Daughter by Laiquendi Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond's thoughts on losing his beautiful daughter, Arwen to a mortal life.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 184 Read Count: 1192
[Report This] Published: 10/02/07 Updated: 10/02/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 10/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Daughter

*claps* very good

Author's Response: Hi Shadow Ranger, thanks very much !!

Summary: Aragorn and Legolas are now fathers. But will their children be good or bad?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Mouth of Sauron, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Thranduil, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Kids
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1584 Read Count: 8880
[Report This] Published: 17/02/07 Updated: 26/05/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

First. GAPS!!!
Paragraphing is a must, everytime a new person speaks, make a new line fore it.
male elfs should be male elf's
"Replied" instead of "sad back"
we'ev should be we've
3 looks better as three, in fact, any numbers except ages and times (11 o' clock) should be in full text form (if someone is speaking use, "he is thirty" rather than "he is 30"
"along" is two words.
In Legolas' "Please Wintir," line, drop either the first or second please.
Wintir's next line seems somewhat aimless, there needs to be something else there.
"minuets" should be "minutes.
"proundly" should, I think be "proudly"
"wierd" should be "weird"
Legola should have an s on the end.
finally, I don't understand the neccessity for two "END FLASHBACK"s
This story needs some work I'm afraid, however, it's an intruiging plotline, keep working at it.

Author's Response: Okay. Everything is fixed.(Hopefully) And Thank you.

Summary: Quick one-shot fic
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94 Read Count: 2567
[Report This] Published: 17/02/07 Updated: 17/02/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 19/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Fire and Knife

SO random

Author's Response: *Gasps* I BURNT myself on that laminator you know!

Mary Sues by Snowflake Rated: G Round robin [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The top five ways to torture a Mary Sue. Do enjoy!!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Torture
Series: Ways To Torture...
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 610 Read Count: 7110
[Report This] Published: 20/02/07 Updated: 17/05/08
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 20/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

6. Get Shadow Ranger to write a demeaning and annoying story about them, featuring many snide comments and rejected love interests, as well as consistent MaS bashing from the main characters.

Author's Response: How true. Thanks for the review.

Summary: Elladan awakens from a nightmare to find himself in a nightmare... Warning: Rating is because the second chapter contains graphic violence.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Fantasy, Horror
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6898 Read Count: 5708
[Report This] Published: 27/09/07 Updated: 31/01/08
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 28/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Comfort

Rather soppy but I like it. Well done *wide eyes* ;)

Author's Response: Soppy? I DID say it contained fluff...uh...didn\'t I? Anyways, second chapter will be VERY graphic :D Don\'t do the wide eyed thing! lol

Daeran's birthday by Gemini_Elf Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Legolas/OMC slash smut! It's Daeran's birthday and the prince has a few tricks up his sleeve...
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: The Darker side of the Gemini, A pain like no other
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2123 Read Count: 3409
[Report This] Published: 21/12/07 Updated: 21/12/07
Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Date: 21/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Daeran's surpise!

Aw... nice (although somewhat odd) birthday present. Thank you.

P.S: For the use of confused reader: I am a guy. Contemplate sexuality. Then consider the slightly less obvious option. you have your answer for why I would like this fic ;)

Author's Response: Come on Shadow, this is me! A normal birthday present? What\'s that? ;) *Huggles* No problems, sorry it\'s a bit late!