Reviews by Shadow Ranger
Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 5623
Published: Jan 23 2007 Updated: Jan 23 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
eeeheeheehee, random

Author's Response: Randomness is what makes things fun! Thank you for reviewing! ^__^
Date: Jan 24 2007
Summary: Two orcs search for a decent smoke within Minas Morgul.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 560 Read Count: 1391
Published: Jan 23 2007 Updated: Jan 23 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Burzum and Ulkum Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Burzum sounds like one of those British guys that are mickey take ones.
Nice!

Author's Response: That was my intention!
Date: Jan 24 2007
Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1627
Published: Feb 04 2007 Updated: Feb 04 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The real story Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
ooh, exactly 444 words...

Author's Response: Responded to my own review...
Date: Feb 04 2007
by Rated: [Reviews - ]
Summary:
Categories: Orphan Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
*shakes fist* we had zilch in Jersey. Grr...
Nice poem though!

Author's Response: Eep! Please don\'t hurt me! *cowers for a moment then re-appears cautiously*. Thanks so much! I\'m glad you liked it. Excuse, my hyper behaviour today. xxx
Date: Feb 10 2007
Curtain Fashion by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A short tongue-in-cheek fic inspired by the clothes worn by the elves of Imladris in the films.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1480
Published: Feb 10 2007 Updated: Feb 10 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Curtain Fashion Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Eeeheehee, Random

Author's Response: Indeed. XD Thanks - glad you enjoyed it. :)
Date: Feb 10 2007
Daughter by Laiquendi Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Elrond's thoughts on losing his beautiful daughter, Arwen to a mortal life.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 184 Read Count: 1365
Published: Feb 10 2007 Updated: Feb 10 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Daughter Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
*claps* very good

Author's Response: Hi Shadow Ranger, thanks very much !!
Date: Feb 10 2007
Summary: Aragorn and Legolas are now fathers. But will their children be good or bad?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Mouth of Sauron, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Thranduil, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: Lord of the Kids
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1584 Read Count: 11670
Published: Feb 17 2007 Updated: May 26 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
First. GAPS!!!
Paragraphing is a must, everytime a new person speaks, make a new line fore it.
male elfs should be male elf's
"Replied" instead of "sad back"
we'ev should be we've
3 looks better as three, in fact, any numbers except ages and times (11 o' clock) should be in full text form (if someone is speaking use, "he is thirty" rather than "he is 30"
"along" is two words.
In Legolas' "Please Wintir," line, drop either the first or second please.
Wintir's next line seems somewhat aimless, there needs to be something else there.
"minuets" should be "minutes.
"proundly" should, I think be "proudly"
"wierd" should be "weird"
Legola should have an s on the end.
finally, I don't understand the neccessity for two "END FLASHBACK"s
This story needs some work I'm afraid, however, it's an intruiging plotline, keep working at it.

Author's Response: Okay. Everything is fixed.(Hopefully) And Thank you.
Date: Mar 03 2007
Summary: Quick one-shot fic
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94 Read Count: 2851
Published: Feb 17 2007 Updated: Feb 17 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Fire and Knife Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
SO random

Author's Response: *Gasps* I BURNT myself on that laminator you know!
Date: Feb 19 2007
Mary Sues by Snowflake Rated: G Round robin [Reviews - 12]
Summary: The top five ways to torture a Mary Sue. Do enjoy!!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Torture
Series: Ways To Torture...
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 610 Read Count: 8105
Published: Feb 20 2007 Updated: May 17 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
6. Get Shadow Ranger to write a demeaning and annoying story about them, featuring many snide comments and rejected love interests, as well as consistent MaS bashing from the main characters.

Author's Response: How true. Thanks for the review.
Date: Feb 20 2007
Summary: Elladan awakens from a nightmare to find himself in a nightmare... Warning: Rating is because the second chapter contains graphic violence.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrķan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Fantasy, Horror
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6898 Read Count: 6468
Published: Sep 27 2007 Updated: Jan 31 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Comfort Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Rather soppy but I like it. Well done *wide eyes* ;)

Author's Response: Soppy? I DID say it contained fluff...uh...didn\'t I? Anyways, second chapter will be VERY graphic :D Don\'t do the wide eyed thing! lol
Date: Sep 28 2007
Daeran's birthday by Gemini_Elf Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Legolas/OMC slash smut! It's Daeran's birthday and the prince has a few tricks up his sleeve...
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: The Darker side of the Gemini, A pain like no other
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2123 Read Count: 4061
Published: Dec 21 2007 Updated: Dec 21 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Daeran's surpise! Reviewer: Shadow Ranger Signed
Aw... nice (although somewhat odd) birthday present. Thank you.

P.S: For the use of confused reader: I am a guy. Contemplate sexuality. Then consider the slightly less obvious option. you have your answer for why I would like this fic ;)

Author's Response: Come on Shadow, this is me! A normal birthday present? What\'s that? ;) *Huggles* No problems, sorry it\'s a bit late!
Date: Dec 21 2007