Penname: greywing [Contact] Real name:
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Paranoid Tolkien Fan. Visit my (embarrassingly public) livejournal for fics and fanart found nowhere else. *Self-Promotion Ends Here*
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Summary: Elrond's 101 gorgeous daughters happens to Middle Earth. At once. Anything man-like, be it elf, dwarf or... well, man, would do anything to obey them. The whole world gets OOC. In despair, or in some cases, out of boredom, the characters you know travel towards Rivendell. Will they manage to save the world before it is too late? Or are they all doomed?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Elrond
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12025 Read Count: 4148
[Report This] Published: 05/10/04 Updated: 08/10/04
Reviewer: greywing Signed
Date: 17/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: In which the Sues are set loose

Saruman's "Today the dog, tomorrow, the world" was hilarious. I am currently cleaning coffee stains off the screen of my laptop.

Summary: A newcomer with a perchance for Feanorís treasure chest arrives in Mandos and decides to appropriate Feanor's rooms for himself and kill anyone who tries to resist him. Thankfully, everyone already is dead. Still, what with an oxygen-deprived Elf as an assistant, an idle wife, and a vain overlord! What's a Vala of the Dead supposed to do?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Eonwe, Feanor, Gwindor, Namo / Mandos, Smaug
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4221 Read Count: 2371
[Report This] Published: 27/04/06 Updated: 27/04/06
Reviewer: greywing Signed
Date: 15/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Problematic Dragon

Snort. Love the cards!

Author's Response: Hee. Thanks! :) Happy you enjoyed it, greywing.

Mary Sue Productions by Ria Rated: PG [Reviews - 9]
Summary: A sideways look at the effect of non-canonical fiction.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Faramir, Feanor, Figwit, Frodo Gamgee, Gollum, Maglor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Saturday's Children
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3278 Read Count: 4020
[Report This] Published: 10/03/07 Updated: 23/04/07
Reviewer: greywing Signed
Date: 14/04/07 Title: Chapter 2: Trying Times

Reminds me a little of the ladies of old applying lead and arsenic to their faces as makeup. Go, Feanor, go!

Author's Response: Heheh. It\'s amazing what people will do to feel pretty, isn\'t it?

Summary: Imladris is a place of refuge; of quiet contemplation for weary travelers. But alas, it doesn't suit the Captain-General of Gondor very well. What's a bored Boromir to do in the tranquil Elvish haven?

(written for the birthday of Branwyn, best beta in the West and elsewhere)
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1325 Read Count: 1334
[Report This] Published: 10/04/07 Updated: 10/04/07
Reviewer: greywing Signed
Date: 10/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, this is great! I've always wanted to know what an interaction with those two would be like. Boromir's characterisation is spot-on!

Author's Response: Thanx Greywing. I had a lot of fun writing this story, one of the very few times I\'ve written Boromir. Glorfindel seemed a must to interact with Boromir; since the Elf was part of a bit of Gondor\'s military history and Boromir would know that and respect him as he might not other elves. And of course Boromir would enjoy sparring much more than hanging about the library or taking tranquil walks in the wood.

Summary: The fellowship picks up a frightened and bewildered stranger in Hollin. This story follows the plot line of the books, with the exception of an added character.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16116 Read Count: 7395
[Report This] Published: 16/04/07 Updated: 12/06/07
Reviewer: greywing Signed
Date: 07/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Brothers and Sisters

Hi wimsey! Found you at last. *waves*

You might want to put this up at GoI, if you like :)

Author's Response: I was unsure if this would meet the guidelines there. I think I may be a little uncertain about posting it there. I would appreciate your feedback about the story. please feel free to email me at Thanks for the review