Reviews by astareal23
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 170591
Published: Aug 09 2004 Updated: Aug 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Hoo Boy Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
this might actually be the best thing i've ever read in my life. no joke.
Date: Jan 05 2007
ABUSE by Callisto Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: this is a poem about...abuse. I have said that it has rape in it because it is implied but it's not graphic or icky or inapropriate. i have also rated it PG13 for the same reasons.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 91 Read Count: 2391
Published: Dec 13 2006 Updated: Dec 13 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
that was really good. very, deep.... but good.
Date: Jan 09 2007
Lindir!Bored by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir is very very bored. In search of amusement, he goes to bother his Uncle Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1322 Read Count: 1957
Published: Jan 05 2007 Updated: Jan 05 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Lindir!Bored Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
*chuckles* I applaud you.

Author's Response: *grins* Thank you very much - happy you enjoyed it. ^_^
Date: Jan 05 2007
Summary: I got this from a website. It is really funny and i want you all to hear it.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Elrond, Galadriel, Isildur, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2005 Read Count: 21404
Published: Jan 06 2007 Updated: Jan 06 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 18 Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
soo.. i was laughing out loud, and people were giving me really funny looks, but ITS COOL because that was AMAZING!!
Date: Jan 06 2007
Chance Encounter by Mordaen, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 122]
Summary: During their journey, the Fellowship meet up with a stranger not of their world. Will he be of help to them or would he hinder them? Kingdom of Heaven/LotR crossover. Mostly movie-verse with some book-verse
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Balian of Ibelin, Guy de Lusignan, Legolas, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90467 Read Count: 58580
Published: Jan 21 2007 Updated: Sep 01 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Awakenings Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
Okay, so I’m not isolating your story, but seriously everyone needs to back off the Boromir hostility. Seriously. Have some deeper insight, and use your creative little brains people. He’s not evil. He’s not corrupt. He’s trying to protect his country and do what his father asked of him. He is a product of his education. And actually, Aragorn is almost as affected by the ring as Boromir, so lay off that one too. *deep sigh*
sorry for that. *steps down off the soap box*
good story tho. was a little apprehensive when I started reading, but you’re portraying them very well. keep it up.

Author's Response: I know Boromir is not supposed to be such a jerk but this is a rather AU story. After all, he is the only member of the fellowship that I can afford to portray as corrupted because the poor guy dies pretty early on in the story. Anyway, I\'m just saying that he doesn\'t like Balian, not that he\'s totally evil. But thanks for reviewing and telling me what you think. I appreciate you taking the time to do that. ;)
Date: Jan 30 2007