Penname: astareal23 [Contact] Real name: Nicole
Member Since: 05/01/07
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Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 112482
[Report This] Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04
Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
Date: 05/01/07 Title: Chapter 3: Hoo Boy

this might actually be the best thing i've ever read in my life. no joke.

ABUSE by Callisto Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 6]
Summary: this is a poem about...abuse. I have said that it has rape in it because it is implied but it's not graphic or icky or inapropriate. i have also rated it PG13 for the same reasons.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 91 Read Count: 1649
[Report This] Published: 13/12/06 Updated: 13/12/06
Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

that was really good. very, deep.... but good.

Lindir!Bored by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir is very very bored. In search of amusement, he goes to bother his Uncle Erestor.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1322 Read Count: 1335
[Report This] Published: 06/01/07 Updated: 06/01/07
Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
Date: 06/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lindir!Bored

*chuckles* I applaud you.

Author's Response: *grins* Thank you very much - happy you enjoyed it. ^_^

Summary: I got this from a website. It is really funny and i want you all to hear it.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Elrond, Galadriel, Isildur, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2005 Read Count: 15828
[Report This] Published: 06/01/07 Updated: 06/01/07
Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
Date: 06/01/07 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 18

soo.. i was laughing out loud, and people were giving me really funny looks, but ITS COOL because that was AMAZING!!

Chance Encounter by Mordaen Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 105]
Summary: During their journey, the Fellowship meet up with a stranger not of their world. Will he be of help to them or would he hinder them? Kingdom of Heaven/LotR crossover. Mostly movie-verse with some book-verse
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Balian of Ibelin, Guy de Lusignan, Legolas, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90467 Read Count: 45344
[Report This] Published: 21/01/07 Updated: 02/09/07
Reviewer: astareal23 Signed
Date: 31/01/07 Title: Chapter 4: Awakenings

Okay, so I’m not isolating your story, but seriously everyone needs to back off the Boromir hostility. Seriously. Have some deeper insight, and use your creative little brains people. He’s not evil. He’s not corrupt. He’s trying to protect his country and do what his father asked of him. He is a product of his education. And actually, Aragorn is almost as affected by the ring as Boromir, so lay off that one too. *deep sigh*
sorry for that. *steps down off the soap box*
good story tho. was a little apprehensive when I started reading, but you’re portraying them very well. keep it up.

Author's Response: I know Boromir is not supposed to be such a jerk but this is a rather AU story. After all, he is the only member of the fellowship that I can afford to portray as corrupted because the poor guy dies pretty early on in the story. Anyway, I\'m just saying that he doesn\'t like Balian, not that he\'s totally evil. But thanks for reviewing and telling me what you think. I appreciate you taking the time to do that. ;)