Penname: Legolas [Contact] Real name: Legolas
Member Since: 22/01/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Salute my fancy cakes!

So for some unknown reason u wanna know something bout me, right? Then I may ask u to sign the following:

I will immediately be executed by a 7feet Ogre throwing empty Lipglosses at me after finishing reading this.

Ready? Alright then!

Alae, my name is, as u can see, Legolas. Quite cool to be Legolas, I can tell ya. I'm from Lummerland and im glad about that too! My tree house has no windows nor has it a door, so I spend the whole day staring at the ceiling while laying on the washing machine and imagine earthquakes. Well, I did.... - untill there was an Idiot named Kyrill, who screwed off my beloved tree house...and the tree...and Lummerland...which is now called Mullermand.
Yes, mates, it is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.
Aaaand:
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting:
"...holy shit...what a ride!"

Okay, both of this is stolen... :(
But both creators will probably never know...and as U are now going to "disappear under unknown circumstances" i do not worry! Muhahahahahahaa! :D

Cheerio, mellyn!

(VVV)
Legolas
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Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 3891
[Report This] Published: 01/02/06 Updated: 01/02/06
Reviewer: Legolas Signed
Date: 23/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Funny List

*lolol*
But i do know who Santa is! Actually its Gandalf with funny clothes on! :D Err..i mean...funnier than usual
but i never got anything from him except strange looks and a beating! :/

Author's Response: :o mymymy...... lol! :D I get it, your username! Ha, it took me a while to understand what you meant! Anyway, thank you for your review! ^__^

Summary: Need I say more?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 5115
[Report This] Published: 21/11/06 Updated: 21/11/06
Reviewer: Legolas Signed
Date: 22/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*insert hysterical laughter here*
Finland Fish Schlapping Song!! XD Oh my goodness, i go insane and this would definitely be the playlist i would arrange if i will ever go to mordor, deleting a ring!

Cheers!

(\/\/\/)
Legolas

Author's Response: I\'m so glad you like it!:D And I\'m also glad that you have kept on reading and reviewing my stories! Thank you so much for your review! ^__^

Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 4923
[Report This] Published: 23/01/07 Updated: 23/01/07
Reviewer: Legolas Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes

Holy jack! Again you got me rolling on the floor laughing! respect, for i am actually proud of my sanity and of beeing able to keep it even though its getting hard! :P
I think the first one hit me off-guard and then the battle was lost...
Keep up the funny stuff! Plz! =)

(VVV)
Legolas

Author's Response: Gladly. I\'m so glad you like it. Thank you for reviewing! ^__^

Summary: The 10 songs you must never sing when faced with the Fellowship unless you want to get funny looks. Thanks to Anny for the inspiration.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54 Read Count: 1313
[Report This] Published: 24/01/07 Updated: 24/01/07
Reviewer: Legolas Signed
Date: 24/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Annoying Songs

Ah...'Tis funnea! But i liked the other list by the other author better...No offense meant! =)

(VVV)
Legolas

Author's Response: I am glad you found it funny. Thanks for the review.