Penname: Elessaria [Contact] Real name: Laurel Anichka
Member Since: 27/01/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hey, everyone! I'm Elessaria, also known as Laurel Anichka. My fandoms besides Lord of the Rings are Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Les Miserables. I love musical theatre and just plain old theatre. My favorite movies are Dirty Dancing, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, Apollo 13, and Ferris Beuller's Day Off. I like good music, no matter what genre. If you have any comments on my work, or if you have a challenge for me (!!!), please drop me a line and let me know!
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Wynter by Nadia Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 45]
Summary: Wynter is a young wardrobe designer; a silent, gloomy young woman no one noticed at the set. Some painful and unresolved issues of her past didn't allow her to open up to anyone, but Orlando won't take a no for an answer.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 156913 Read Count: 73895
[Report This] Published: 09/11/04 Updated: 05/01/10
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 30/01/07 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26

ooo! update! im so happy :D i just started readin this the other day, & i cudnt believe my luck wen it got updated so quickly, lol. anyway, ur awsum dude. but i mite just have 2 die if u dont find a way 2 get rid of starr so wyn & orli get sum alone time... *giggles*

Author's Response: *giggles* Getting rid of Starr... now that might be hard! LOL But I\'m sure that will eventually happen in the right moment, fear not. ;) Thank you so much for your review! :)

Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 5479
[Report This] Published: 04/02/06 Updated: 19/02/06
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 28/01/07 Title: Chapter 2: Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will?

EEE!!! u just combined by 5 FAVE CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME. i am begging u 2 continue this :D

Let Me Sleep by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Glorfindel wants to sleep in bed -- wants light off. Erestor wants to read in bed -- wants light on. What to do?
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 556 Read Count: 1449
[Report This] Published: 12/01/07 Updated: 12/01/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 28/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Let Me Sleep

Very cute :D

Author's Response: Thanks, Elessaria. Happy you enjoyed it.

Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 28/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Let Me Sleep

Very cute :D

Author's Response: Thanks, Elessaria. Happy you enjoyed it.

Summary: A one-shot I did in one-shot, in fact precisely four minutes and thirtythree seconds. It's how I imagined the Battle for Middle Earth might have went. Please excuse allusions to books you feel may already exist. This is entirely coincidental... yeah.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1293 Read Count: 2846
[Report This] Published: 28/01/07 Updated: 28/01/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 28/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

erk. still trying 2 wrap my brain around this. OH. HELLO. IT'S FUNNY. HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!!! wow. this is great :D its like. every story in the world all thrown 2gether. lol ur brilliant, i luv this :D

Author's Response: Yeah, I dunno what I was doing. :) I tried to make it as completely unconnected and confusing as I could.

Willy Cookies by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Lindir the elfling goes down to the kitchens in the middle of the night and there finds Glorfindel baking willy cookies.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash
Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 1774
[Report This] Published: 24/02/07 Updated: 24/02/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 24/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Willy Cookies

oh god. *dies laughing*

Author's Response: *beams* Thanks, Elessaria! Glad you enjoyed it. XD

Summary: Sort of a sequel to a story I haven't written yet. (I know, I know. But bear with me here, will you?) Estel has a cold. His foster father is slightly irritated.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Estel Predicaments
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 309 Read Count: 1707
[Report This] Published: 26/02/07 Updated: 26/02/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

yodel mi-ya homie, nathaniel in the his-house! awesome! well, your sitting right next to me again, obviosly cuz ur there.... well yea. twaz awesome. truely. just truely. like that other story u wrote, and the other one, and the other one. well, da svidanya....? p.s. keep writing(i know i didn't have to say that but ummmm yea.....?)

Author's Response: oh lord. yes, i am definitely changing my password now. and keeping a closer eye on you in comp sci... haha i wonder if cushing knows this is wut we get up to in his class...

Summary: What happened before my previously-posted story, Estel and his Ada. Estel's plight is unfortunately similar to my own - the title should be self-explanatory...
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Estel Predicaments
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 948 Read Count: 1597
[Report This] Published: 26/02/07 Updated: 26/02/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 27/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Estel!

i love your writing Elessaria, oh yea this isn't you i think you know that but w/e.... love being macho, Nathaniel

Author's Response: haha. thankee nathaniel. remind me never 2 leave myself logged in agen, haha. but at least i have a review now. anyway ill c u 2morrow, k? <3z

Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Estel!

luv ya, just plain luv ya. not even the boring kind of luv ya, but not the affectionate luv ya. luv ya(by the way nathaniel again :P)

Author's Response: o wow nathaniel. hahahahaha. im gonna hafta change my password now... =D

Complaining by Elessaria Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: One of two vignettes I dreamed up in Ancient Islamic Art History and Early Christianity 101 (ugh, soooo boring - why are those even classes? let alone, REQUIRED classes?) today. Estel doesn't want to do his lessons. Elrond tries to figure out what can be done. I know this is just more of the same sort of thing, but I'm addicted to writing these =)
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Estel Predicaments
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 399 Read Count: 1381
[Report This] Published: 02/03/07 Updated: 02/03/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

by now i think i have to addmit, i've never read the lotr or seen the movies. so i have no absolute knowledge of lotr other than they threw a thing in the volcanoe and the eye at the top of the tower from when my sister played the gamecube game "lort the two towers." oh, this is nathaiel :P

Author's Response: o jesus. well f\'annwyl i will have to do something about that... because i am broke and my parents are cheap i dont own the extended editions. but richard does as he has money. so i will borrow them from him (again, harharhar) and we will watch them. we will also watch \'bartok the magnificent\' and \'from russia with love\'. but we have to get steve in here to watch the latter, as he has a shirt of it, and it just would not be right to watch it without him. besides, i like steve. (not like THAT.) hes my friend. hes cool. o jesus i am ending this now. and going to change my password.

Summary: The other vignette. Estel wants to marry his ada. If Glorfindel and Erestor could get married, why can't Estel and Elrond? Estel wants to know, and ends up learning the facts of life as well. Slash is mentioned, which is why the rating is PG.
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: The Estel Predicaments
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 291 Read Count: 2154
[Report This] Published: 02/03/07 Updated: 02/03/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

eeep! nathaniel again! eeep! this time i actually read it :P eep! i love your writing and the 200 pages or so story about luna and harry potter's dad and that generation. i've only read 50 page of it but is was amazing. w/e i just realized that this is a lotr fic website so don't you think it's a little odd to mention harry potter? love being macho, nathaniel the macho guy.....

Author's Response: hahaha. well people post other stuff. wow this is stupid ur rite next 2 me i can just tell u. ok im endin this now. luv <3

Author's Response: oh, and i forgot to correct you: 313 pages. nowhere near 200. haha.

Afterwards by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Short descriptive piece about Glorfindel and Lindir after they have had sex.
Categories: Book Verse Slash
Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 334 Read Count: 2267
[Report This] Published: 12/03/07 Updated: 12/03/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 12/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Afterwards

ooo. a little bit bittersweet, but in a... good kind of way. hmmm. I can't really express what I mean, but I liked it. still thinking, though...

Author's Response: Thanks, darling. I\'m glad you enjoyed it.

Summary: Arwen's best friend is wandering Middle-Earth 100 years after Aragorn's death. Her family are all dead or bound for Valinor, and she doesn't know what to do.



This is actually book-verse as well as movie-verse, but my computer refuses to die multiple categories at the moment.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2910 Read Count: 10582
[Report This] Published: 18/03/07 Updated: 03/08/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 19/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like the idea and the general plot. one suggestion, though: do you use betas? if not, I recommend doing so, as it just mayks the grammer eezeyer on the eyyz. overall, though, I hope to see this continued!

Author's Response: thanks for the advice on the beta. i don\'t use it but will consider this. thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Elessaria stumbles into Thranduil's apartment in downtown somewhere-or-other (suspend your disbelief) having lost a drinking contest with Gimli. Thranduil, being who he is, delegates the responsibility of bringing her back to her own apartment... to his good friend Glorfindel. Oh, dearie me. Tea, oil, urple… What else can go wrong? Don’t ask! Slash exists and is referenced (Glorfindel/Erestor), but is not the main focus of the story. The PG is for alcohol and sexual innuendoes.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celebrían, Elrond, Eowyn, Finduilas, Glóin, Glorfindel, Legolas, Lindir, Manwe, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4031 Read Count: 1659
[Report This] Published: 23/03/07 Updated: 23/03/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 09/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LAURA UR WRITING IS AMAZING. U TOUGHT ME HOW TO REMOTLY WRITE AT ALL. =] I LOOVE YOU AND ALL THAT JAZZZZZ
~SHELLIEMCSHELLIEKINS

Author's Response: hahaha thankee michelle =D u spelled \'taught\' & \'remotely\' both wrong, which I guess doesn\'t reflect very well on my ability to teach you, but that\'s ok. haha. AUGH get off you are NOT making out with my desktop background AGAIN. this is an insult to poor Johnny Depp...

Please? by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lindir the elfling spies a chocolate egg on his Uncle Erestor's desk and decides he wants it.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 424 Read Count: 1218
[Report This] Published: 09/04/07 Updated: 09/04/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 09/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Please?

Ooh! Another little Lindir vignette! I love it!!!!! My boyfriend was eating a chocolate egg this morning, and I swear I did the same thing - he didn't give me the whole thing, though. Can I have an Uncle Erestor? lol. It's wonderful! Keep it up!!!

Author's Response: Boyfriends are SO stingy sometimes! Hehehe. Very happy you enjoyed it, Elessaria. :) Thank you.

Summary: Rúmil works at a Lothlórien tavern part-time. One night, the last patron decides to tell him about his one night stands with Haldir and Orophin.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Haldir, Lindir, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1582 Read Count: 1264
[Report This] Published: 07/06/07 Updated: 07/06/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lindir And The Three Marchwardens

Ha! Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. But you already know how addicted I am to your work =)

Author's Response: Aww, thanks, darling. Glad you enjoyed it so much. :)

Summary: Lindir the elfling has some questions about Eärendil. He takes them to Elrond.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elrond, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1049 Read Count: 1364
[Report This] Published: 05/07/07 Updated: 05/07/07
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 02/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Eärendil Questions

You should get a medal for this. Really. I started giggling uncontrollably and my roomie thinks I'm out of my mind... adorable. Just adorable. I'm going through all your Lindir-humor at the moment because I had a bad day, and it's just making me so much happier... Thanks a ton for these. Seriously.

Author's Response: Oh, you are so sweet. Thank YOU so much for your kind reviews. I am delighted that you enjoy the Lindir and Erestor stories so much. Thanks again, Elessaria.

Summary: This story is written as a response to the challenge "A Salute to Jules". An elvish polka band performs at King Thranduil's begetting day party. The story is set around the year 2720 T.A. I don't exactly know in which category this should go, so I picked book-verse. Rated PG for alcohol consumption, just to be on the safe side.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Original Character, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2100 Read Count: 1511
[Report This] Published: 13/04/08 Updated: 13/04/08
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 15/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Singsong Sindar

amusing, clever, and overall very well done. bravo!

Author's Response: Thank you! *bows* Happy to know you liked it.

Salgant's Son by sylc Rated: R [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir, son of Salgant, is his drunken and embittered father's full time carer. When Salgant is arrested for debt-dodging and a mysterious stranger turns up on Lindir's doorstep asking for lecherous favours for debt-clearing cash, Lindir's bewildered and torn.
Categories: Book Verse Slash, Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Lindir, Other Canon Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6214 Read Count: 1224
[Report This] Published: 19/05/08 Updated: 19/05/08
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 19/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Salgant's Son

I really enjoyed this. It's extremely well-written, and it gives the characters depth without making them saccharine. A sequel would be welcome, if you are so inclined =)

Author's Response: Thank you, Elessaria, for the sweet review. I\'m so glad you enjoyed this piece.

Summary: It all started with a painting, and ended with a newspaper.
Categories: Actor Slash
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1913 Read Count: 1521
[Report This] Published: 19/05/08 Updated: 19/05/08
Reviewer: Elessaria Signed
Date: 19/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: From Painting to Newspaper

I don't generally like actor fic, but this one was so sweet, how could I not? Very, very cute and nice. I enjoyed it.

Author's Response: Thank you very much! I don\'t usually write actor fic, but it just came into my head almost fully formed. I had to! \r\n\r\nThank you for reading it, and for your kind words!