Reviews by Karlmir Stonewain
Summary: Writing Therapy! An ever growing collection of poems I have written..
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1326 Read Count: 8174
Published: Jan 05 2008 Updated: May 15 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Never Looking Back Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I could think of at least a dozen incidents from my youth in which this poem would apply. Just remember, time devours all things--if you learn to look forward.

Author's Response: I think this was one of the few poems I\'ve written that I had in mind as a song...I showed it to a few of my friends and a couple could relate. I think that a lot of people can connect with a poem or song about heartbreak, but, in time, the pain eases.\r\nThanks for reading!\r\n~C\r\n\r\n
Date: Apr 22 2008
Title: Chapter 3: Kids like me. Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Things apparently haven't changed much since I was a kid. There are always far too many of your peers who have no concern for your happiness while taking great delight in your misery, especially when they discover that you're the type of person who never hits back. Take heart in the fact that you have the potential for being a better person than any of them.

Author's Response: Part of the heirachy of schools....form against the kids who won\'t join you. \r\nBut no, things have\'t changed- granted, I\'m was a wierd little kid, but things did get better. I take that advice to heart, and thanks for reading!
Date: Jan 24 2008
Arrow of Mirkwood by owlett Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 25]
Summary: A young elf of Mirkwood sets out to join King Thranduil's army. Along the way she has many adventures and meets Legolas, and Legolas' younger brother, Armalas. This story is mostly comedy, but has serious aspects like battles. It also combines some things from modern society, like toasters. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Cirdan, Dain Ironfoot, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Galion, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Gilraen, Gimli, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gríma, Gwaihir, Haldir, Imrahil, Legolas, Merry, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Sean Bean, The Fellowship, Thengel, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Challenges: 100 Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32354 Read Count: 29991
Published: Jan 06 2008 Updated: Apr 04 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Three and a Half Pulleys Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Lots of random silliness, humour and anachronisms, but very original and enjoyable.
Date: Feb 29 2008
Summary: Why I write fanfiction.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Essay, General, Poetry
Warnings: First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1137 Read Count: 3430
Published: Jan 07 2008 Updated: Jan 25 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A scattering of thought Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I can well understand your problems with depression and using fan fiction as a safety valve. That hadn't been my original intention when I joined this site, but I've already adapted several personal experiences into my stories. Thanks for expressing yourself the way you did and thanks for answering the challenge.

Author's Response: I find I can\'t control the way that FF and reality sometimes mix together. Recently I wrote a one-shot piece on\r\nhow I was feeling at the time, but from Elladan\'s viewpoint and a scenario that was already in my mind. :) Thanks\r\nfor reviewing
Date: Jan 07 2008
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Three years ago I thought I was crazy for getting so obsessed with the LotR books and films. Fun stories like yours have turned that idea completely around for me. I'm looking forward to reading and reviewing a couple of those werewolf/vampire stories you're planning to write.

Author's Response: xD Thanks very much! Yeah, we\'ve all been through that \"...Am I WAY too obsessed with this?\" stage, but I personally\r\nthink I\'m too far gone to care XD!
Date: Jan 25 2008
Summary: Aragorn and Arwen live in troubled times. This task set for Aragorn tests his strength. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse, Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Violence
Series: My Crossovers
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 660 Read Count: 1771
Published: Jan 07 2008 Updated: Jan 07 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Task Need Doing Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I think Viggo Mortensen might have actually raised a few eyebrows like this. Somehow, he was able to take Anduril off the set and was carrying it around town.

Author's Response: Haha! Brilliant.
Date: Jan 10 2008
No Delicate Flower by owlett, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Arwen is a tougher elf than she looks. She has been sent to assassinate the Yellow Knight, and this is the story. Please read and review. Constructive critisism welcomed.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1189 Read Count: 1428
Published: Jan 07 2008 Updated: Jan 07 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Assassination Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I've always considered Evenstar to be vulnerable, but tough when the need arises. Your Arwen is certainly not someone who's going to be pushed around.

Author's Response: Thanks, Stonewain. I like the bit in the movie (not the book) where Arwen rides Frodo through the forest and across the river to save him from the Nazgul. I wanted to write a story showing that side of Arwen.
Date: Jan 08 2008
Helcaraxe by Dae, Adora Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Just a small poem based on Silmarillion. My first try, so don't be too harsh, please.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103 Read Count: 1761
Published: Jan 08 2008 Updated: Jan 08 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Definitely good for your first poem.
Date: Jan 08 2008
Summary: Following callerofcrows advice I have decided to do my own rant about my lack f idea about Of Death And Men:
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1751
Published: Jan 09 2008 Updated: Jan 09 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Try acting out the parts in your story as if you were really writing a play or screenplay. Get some of your friends to role play. That's what I do when I get stuck.

Author's Response: I have actually got over my previous writer\'s block now, I just never seem to have time to write anymore, I only get roughly 3 hours a week to write more. Thanks for the idea though, I will use it next time I have writer\'s block.
Date: Jan 14 2008
Summary: When the Enemy summons a vampire from Lower Earth to Middle Earth, and the tide begins to turn against the forces of Good, Gandalf summons the only thing that can stop him: Minalie, the last of the Ruby Kiss. AU and PWP
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Eomer
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Horror, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Kink, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3701 Read Count: 10615
Published: Jan 09 2008 Updated: May 22 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 01 Dilemma Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I'm not trying to be facetious, but wouldn't Eomer become a vampire after drinking Mina's blood? Intriguing story, so far.

Author's Response: In most universes with vampires, the drinking of vampiric blood must be done at least 3 or 4 times before a human can become a vampire. But that is a good question because in some universes, such as Anne Rice, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or Moonlight (that new tv show), it only takes one time.\r\n\r\nBut thanks for pointing that out. I\'ll have to mention that in one of my later chapters.
Date: Jan 09 2008
Summary: Two poems I wrote about the King of Gondor and his wife.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: My Poems
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 2877
Published: Jan 10 2008 Updated: Jan 10 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Arwen Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Those were both enjoyable.

Author's Response: Thanks again, Stonewain. You\'re a real cool cat.
Date: Jan 10 2008
Summary: A month after his birthday, Estel felt like he was the last one to know that…
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, General, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Elrond & Estel
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 805 Read Count: 1766
Published: Jan 11 2008 Updated: Jan 11 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 1/1 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
This is a nicely done story. Were they celebrating the New Year by the setting of the Winter Solstice sun?
Date: Jan 14 2008
Summary: I was thinking about my Lira's Chronicles series and i realized that it would be easier to manage if i had a timeline for it so i've made one. Note that it only consists of stories that i've written or started writing and i may add to it over the next few months until i have - sadly - run out of ideas for it. R&R
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: First Draft
Series: Lira's Chronicles
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 167 Read Count: 1615
Published: Jan 14 2008 Updated: Jan 14 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Timeline Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Thanks, Lira. This is going to come in handy, because I want to take a break from writing this spring to read all your stuff and a few other author's. I'll keep checking as you update it.

Author's Response: Coolie, have fun reading ALL of it coz i\'ve got a lot of stuff stowed away at the moment coz of my Lira\'s Lies series that seems to be getting hardert o write but i\'m sure that as soon as i\'ve finished the third one it\'ll be easier. To be honest i\'ve been waiting for you to review this but i don\'t know why exactly. I hope it does come in handy for you, it\'s already helping me, very useful things timelines, i should say thanks to my history teacher from last year . . . THANKS MR. STEWART . . . Thanks for reviewing - Li
Date: Jan 15 2008
Gold Rush by Smaug the Ranger, Adora Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Things in Valinor change for Galadriel when Gimli arrives in the West.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Galadriel, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1 Read Count: 2915
Published: Jan 14 2008 Updated: Jan 14 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Complete Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Very humorously done, although I would have thought that Gimli was too old for that sort of thing. Then again, Valinor could have been quite rejuvenating.
Date: Jan 15 2008
Shell by Naurring, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ecthelion finds a reason to overcome his fears
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Ecthelion, Erestor
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1103 Read Count: 1449
Published: Jan 18 2008 Updated: Jan 18 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Shell Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I nearly drowned in a boating accident when I was nine years old, so I can understand Erestor's feelings. Nice story.

Author's Response: Glad you liked it! :D
Date: Jan 21 2008
Summary: My sister came up with the title...
A tale of how I became to be a fanfiction writer.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 756 Read Count: 1664
Published: Jan 19 2008 Updated: Jan 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
That was fascinating! Thanks for responding to the challenge.

Author's Response: Thanks! It was a really interesting challenge, it made me think about how a story changed my life...
Date: Jan 19 2008
Summary: An ode to the reborn Gandalf
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse Characters: Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: My Poems
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65 Read Count: 1580
Published: Jan 19 2008 Updated: Jan 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: His Colour White Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Gandalf would have liked this. Do another one about Arwen Evenstar.

Author's Response: I\'ll do my best and as soon as i can. Thanks for the challenge, I love it when people give me ideas.
Date: Jan 21 2008
Summary: Response to Karlmir Stonewain's challenge: What's In A Name? R&R
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 352 Read Count: 1241
Published: Jan 19 2008 Updated: Jan 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: What's In A Name? Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Thanks for the enjoyable story on the evolution of your pen name and for responding to the challenge. Thanks also for the correct pronunciation of your name. I've had it wrong all this time.

Author's Response: I just had a thought the other night . . . what if people are pronouncing my name wrong??\r\n\r\nWhen i saw the challenge i\'m just like \'That\'d be interesting considering mine\'s changed three times\', it was very inspiring. Thanks for reviewing - Li
Date: Jan 20 2008
A World Apart by Enigma, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 47]
Summary: Two non-Sues end up in ME. Panic ensues, and Middle Earth is doomed.
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 25879
Published: Jan 20 2008 Updated: Apr 09 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - The Perfect Blend of Humiliation and Comedy Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
You seemed to ramble a bit, but really hit your stride by Chapter 7. I especially enjoyed Aoife's analysis of the Sue and her eventual liquidation. Your use of the girls' school locker as a portal to Middle Earth was an interesting twist on C.S. Lewis' wardrobe portal to Narnia. Please update soon!

Author's Response: Ha ha, yes, I do quite ramble on a fair bit, don\'t I? I did like chapter 7 myself, and think the whole thing went better from then on. Why thank you! I liked Aoife\'s little speech too, and Paula\'s Sue-slaying abilities. OH!!! That\'s so cool!! I never even thought of that!! I just wanted them to get to Middle Earth without having to hit their heads extremely hard (even though . . . that happened anyway . . .) and get them there without their whole portal being terrible and gruesomely cliched. That is so cool!! It\'s crazy how this little subconscious of mine works.
Thank you so much for the awesome review! It totally made my day! *beams and happy dances* As soon as my inspiration (read: chocolate) returns, I will have the next chappie up. Thanks again!!!
Enigma xxx
Date: Mar 14 2008
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - Love is a Many Splendid Thing . . . Generally . . . Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
Well, I certainly hope Paula finds a bag of Cheesie-Poofs before she goes bonkers.

Author's Response: Then you and I hope alike, my friend. We hope alike. Except that if I was to give Paula cheese-poofs, she\'d probably tackle glomp the bag, and scoff the lot, getting very hyper on the high salt and sugar content, and then be possibly more bonkers.
However, it appears to be a risk we\'re both willing to take.
Thanks for the review, my like-minded friend!
Enigma xxx
Date: Mar 19 2008
Amazing Grace by Nazgrrl, Adora Rated: G [Reviews - 8]
Summary: A response to Karlmir Stonewain's challenge: What's in a Name?
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 785 Read Count: 1695
Published: Jan 20 2008 Updated: Jan 20 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I must admit that I never imagined that someone would have so complex and interesting a history behind a pen name. I'm afraid to post my own story now, because it pales in comparison. Thank you for responding to the challenge, Nazgrrl.

Author's Response: You should post it. I certainly didn\'t write this essay to scare off the author of the challenge. 8-) You certainly welcome to that part of my history. You can keep it even!! (Not that it is worth keeping) As I said to Gemini, I thought I owed people an explanation of why my name doesn\'t correspond to the poems I write. NZ
Date: Jan 20 2008
Labels by Celestial, Adora Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Responding to Karlmir Stonewain's challenge of What's in a Name?
How I threw away others labels and made a name for myself.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 388 Read Count: 1873
Published: Jan 20 2008 Updated: Jan 20 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Overcoming Labels Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
A nice, from-the-heart story and a well-chosen pen name. I like the astronomical connotations too. Thank you for responding to the challege.

Author's Response: Thanks!\r\n
Date: Jan 20 2008
Summary: Humorous internal thoughts of Orlando Bloom, as he fights with obsessive mental imagery and filth. Or just embraces it? [please pay attention to warnings you under-age-rs!]
Categories: Actor Fics Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7257 Read Count: 8093
Published: Jan 22 2008 Updated: Jan 31 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I can't understand Elsie's modesty after such a wild night. Anyway, good beginning!
Date: Jan 22 2008
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
I like the way Orlando describes his fantasy girl as Naked Elsie. You must understand, however, that certain feminists are probably already plotting to beam you to the Phantom Zone for this.

Author's Response: That\'s fair enough. Haha. I am just trying to write from a man\'s perspective. \r\nI am grateful for your reviews.\r\nHomegrown.\r\n\r\n
Date: Jan 23 2008
Wild Horses by Anwyn, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: *Sonfic* Inspired completely by the song "Wild Horses" Which is beatifully performed by Natasha Bedingfield. This is my first attempt at doing a songfic, but I was so completely taken by the lyrics I couldn't help but give this a shot, I hope you enjoy it.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Eowyn
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1070 Read Count: 1493
Published: Jan 22 2008 Updated: Jan 22 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: "I'll run free too..." Reviewer: Karlmir Stonewain Signed
A masterful description of Eowyn standing upon the great stone porch of Meduseld as Aragorn and his friends ride up the gate path.

Author's Response: Thank you very so very much, It means alot :)
Date: Jan 24 2008