Reviews by Ponytail Goddess
Summary: Parodies of children's books
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Kink, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 333 Read Count: 2581
Published: 23/11/04 Updated: 23/11/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hot and Sexy Elves Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL! That's hilarious...
Date: 31/08/07
Rivendell Rednecks by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 32]
Summary: What happens when the elves are actually rednecks/elf-billies? Insanity of course!!! We would love to know what you think!! So do not hesitate to leave a comment...no flamers please...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7075 Read Count: 10958
Published: 24/11/04 Updated: 25/12/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Hal' Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
OMG, this is flippin' hilarious! "Bows n' arries!" LMAO!!! I choked on the cookie I was eating when I read "You might be a redneck elf if you can burp the Lament to Gandalf." Oh dear...this is simply too much! I am utterly smitten!
Date: 31/08/07
Title: Chapter 6: Phin-Bob and Miller Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL!!! "He's gonna be as ornery as a warg!!!" MASSIVE LOL!!! This keeps getting better and better! SHEEIT!!!
Date: 31/08/07
Title: Chapter 7: Rondy Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Bubba...oh dear...lol!!!
Date: 31/08/07
Title: Chapter 10: Grandpappy Celeborn Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Celeborn?!? Lol...I'm officially disturbed. That was really hilarious! Excellent work!
Date: 31/08/07
Summary: The Super Duper Gay Elves make over (and out with) Middle-earth's clueless mortal men. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" meets "Lord of the Rings"!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Théoden
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5028 Read Count: 3906
Published: 07/11/05 Updated: 26/10/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL! Highly amusing, especially "Aunty Haldir".
Date: 30/08/07
Blind by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 28]
Summary: Alternate Universe. COMPLETE. Erestor, a warrior of the second age, comes to Imladris to heal. When rumors circulate that he and Glorfindel are lovers, the pair play along with the lie. Glorfindel/Erestor; Elrond/Celebrian/Legolas (Written by request for Cally) This story contains a bit of het, but the main pairing is m/m.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin, Other
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44926 Read Count: 53805
Published: 29/11/05 Updated: 29/11/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 21: Epilogue Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
I adored this story. It was so sweet how Erestor found his confidence and how patient Glorfindel was with him. I loved the part where he gave Erestor warrior braids before the wedding. Excellent story!

-P.G.
Date: 16/01/10
Lirimaer by IrishDancer Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 16]
Summary: LAST CHAPTERS!!! YAYAYAY! Sorry it took so long! SUPRISE ENDING! Well, it may not be a suprise to you, but it was to me! HA! Anyway read and review, purtty please, and THANKS! YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62355 Read Count: 18509
Published: 14/04/06 Updated: 20/07/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two: Haldir Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Your portrayal of elves is absolutely beautiful. I'm glad that you have done such a wonderful job in making them different from men and women.
Date: 30/08/07
Swoon by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Legolas suffers from being too pretty.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 1314
Published: 25/10/06 Updated: 25/10/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Swoon Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Lol, that's cute!

Author's Response: Hee. Thanks, PG! Delighted you enjoyed it.
Date: 21/09/07
Exotic Erestor by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Erestor never sailed. When the Valar decide that it's nearly time for the elves to return to Middle-Earth, they send Glorfindel to find Erestor and bring him to Valinor so he can teach the elves about the modern world. Glorfindel is shocked when he learns Erestor has gone from modest advisor to exotic dancer.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15319 Read Count: 7256
Published: 02/02/07 Updated: 02/02/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Very hot! I love fics where the elves sail back from Valinor to the 21st century! It's so funny that Erestor would change so much, but your story behind the change was absolutely brilliant! I'm lovin' it!
Date: 28/08/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Very hot! I love fics where the elves sail back from Valinor to the 21st century! It's so funny that Erestor would change so much, but your story behind the change was absolutely brilliant! I'm lovin' it!
Date: 28/08/07
Brassiere by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Arwen the toddler wants a brassiere. She goes to demand one from her father.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 494 Read Count: 1700
Published: 07/02/07 Updated: 07/02/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Brassiere Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL!

Author's Response: Thanks, Ponytail Goddess. Happy you enjoyed the story so much.
Date: 30/08/07
Summary: Celebrian writes her thoughts for a day in her diary.

Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5032 Read Count: 1502
Published: 09/02/07 Updated: 09/02/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Complete Story Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Oh, this was so very cute! I really like how Celebrian decides that Haldir must be a half-orc, LOL!
Date: 29/08/07
Willy Cookies by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Lindir the elfling goes down to the kitchens in the middle of the night and there finds Glorfindel baking willy cookies.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 1875
Published: 23/02/07 Updated: 23/02/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Willy Cookies Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL!!! Your Glorfindel is so dirty, it's hilarious!

Author's Response: Hehehe. Thanks, Ponytail Goddess. I got the idea for Willy Cookies from chaotic_binky. Happy you enjoyed the story.
Date: 30/08/07
Book Donations by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Erestor's study is full of recent unsorted book donations to the Library of Rivendell. Erestor finds Lindir reading a book by the chief donor - Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1042 Read Count: 2335
Published: 03/03/07 Updated: 03/03/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Book Donations Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
OMG, I laughed so hard!

Author's Response: *grins* Thanks again, Ponytail Goddess. Very happy you enjoyed the story.
Date: 30/08/07
The Shrine by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir gives a pretty yellow bouquet to Erestor as a present, but Erestor knows that the flowers are Glorfindel's. Lindir, however, denies having got them from Glorfindel's garden.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Ecthelion, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1261 Read Count: 1478
Published: 10/03/07 Updated: 10/03/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Shrine Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
"Do you think they were lovers?"--LOL! I'm falling in love with your little Lindir! He's adorable!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you. I\'m delighted you like Lindir so much. Glad you enjoyed the story.
Date: 30/08/07
Summary: Lindir the elfling is very upset when Erestor stops spending his free time with him and starts spending it with Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1171 Read Count: 1450
Published: 29/04/07 Updated: 29/04/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Will You Be My Uncle? Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Aw!!! That was sweet!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you, Ponytail Goddess. Glad you enjoyed the story.
Date: 30/08/07
Doggy Phobia by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir is terrified of dogs. Unfortunately, his lover Glorfindel loves dogs and keeps a dog. One day, after a particularly bad "introduce you to the doggy" session, Lindir anticipates their relationship ending over a "it's him or me" situation as he fears Glorfindel will choose the dog over him. In tears, he tells this to his cousin Melpomaen. Written for Glorfindel at LiveJournal as per request for a sequel to "Ice-cream Thief".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2608 Read Count: 1787
Published: 27/05/07 Updated: 27/05/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Doggy Phobia Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
OMG!!!

Author's Response: Hehehe. Glad you enjoyed it, Ponytail Goddess. Thank you!
Date: 31/08/07
Let Us Be Friends by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Lindir is the only elfling in Imladris and is lonely. However, when Glorfindel tries to befriend him, Lindir refuses on account of Glorfindel's great age.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 788 Read Count: 1024
Published: 01/11/08 Updated: 01/11/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Let Us Be Friends Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
This was so adorable! I love how Lindir and Glorfindel bonded over socks. Lindir is much more intelligent than he gives himself credit for. Good work!

-P.G.

Author's Response: Thanks P.G! I'm really happy you enjoyed it and appreciate the feedback.
Date: 01/11/08
Summary: Lindir the elfling asks Glorfindel about Glorfindel's house in Tirion. They quickly get off topic and talk about naughtier things.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1823 Read Count: 2829
Published: 05/11/08 Updated: 05/11/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A House in Tirion, Glorfindel and Indecent Flirting Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Lol! Your dirty little Lindir never ceases to amaze me. I love how he talks like an adult, even though he's so tiny. It's quite the funny mental picture.

-P.G.

Author's Response: Thanks, P.G., for the kind review; it's very much appreciated. I'm delighted you enjoyed the story so much and that it made you laugh.
Date: 14/01/10