Reviews by Ponytail Goddess
Summary: Parodies of children's books
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Kink, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 333 Read Count: 2658
Published: Nov 23 2004 Updated: Nov 23 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hot and Sexy Elves Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL! That's hilarious...
Date: Aug 31 2007
Rivendell Rednecks by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 star [Reviews - 32]
Summary: What happens when the elves are actually rednecks/elf-billies? Insanity of course!!! We would love to know what you think!! So do not hesitate to leave a comment...no flamers please...
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7075 Read Count: 11353
Published: Nov 24 2004 Updated: Dec 25 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: Hal' Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
OMG, this is flippin' hilarious! "Bows n' arries!" LMAO!!! I choked on the cookie I was eating when I read "You might be a redneck elf if you can burp the Lament to Gandalf." Oh dear...this is simply too much! I am utterly smitten!
Date: Aug 31 2007
Title: Chapter 6: Phin-Bob and Miller Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL!!! "He's gonna be as ornery as a warg!!!" MASSIVE LOL!!! This keeps getting better and better! SHEEIT!!!
Date: Aug 31 2007
Title: Chapter 7: Rondy Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Bubba...oh dear...lol!!!
Date: Aug 31 2007
Title: Chapter 10: Grandpappy Celeborn Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Celeborn?!? Lol...I'm officially disturbed. That was really hilarious! Excellent work!
Date: Aug 31 2007
Summary: The Super Duper Gay Elves make over (and out with) Middle-earth's clueless mortal men. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" meets "Lord of the Rings"!
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Elrohir, Elrond, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gríma, Haldir, Legolas, Théoden
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5028 Read Count: 4129
Published: Nov 07 2005 Updated: Oct 26 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL! Highly amusing, especially "Aunty Haldir".
Date: Aug 30 2007
Blind by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Alternate Universe. COMPLETE. Erestor, a warrior of the second age, comes to Imladris to heal. When rumors circulate that he and Glorfindel are lovers, the pair play along with the lie. Glorfindel/Erestor; Elrond/Celebrian/Legolas (Written by request for Cally) This story contains a bit of het, but the main pairing is m/m.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin, Other
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex, AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44926 Read Count: 55891
Published: Nov 29 2005 Updated: Nov 29 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 21: Epilogue Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
I adored this story. It was so sweet how Erestor found his confidence and how patient Glorfindel was with him. I loved the part where he gave Erestor warrior braids before the wedding. Excellent story!

-P.G.
Date: Jan 16 2010
Lirimaer by IrishDancer Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 16]
Summary: LAST CHAPTERS!!! YAYAYAY! Sorry it took so long! SUPRISE ENDING! Well, it may not be a suprise to you, but it was to me! HA! Anyway read and review, purtty please, and THANKS! YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62355 Read Count: 18953
Published: Apr 14 2006 Updated: Jul 20 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two: Haldir Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Your portrayal of elves is absolutely beautiful. I'm glad that you have done such a wonderful job in making them different from men and women.
Date: Aug 30 2007
Swoon by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Legolas suffers from being too pretty.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 1335
Published: Oct 25 2006 Updated: Oct 25 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Swoon Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Lol, that's cute!

Author's Response: Hee. Thanks, PG! Delighted you enjoyed it.
Date: Sep 21 2007
Exotic Erestor by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Erestor never sailed. When the Valar decide that it's nearly time for the elves to return to Middle-Earth, they send Glorfindel to find Erestor and bring him to Valinor so he can teach the elves about the modern world. Glorfindel is shocked when he learns Erestor has gone from modest advisor to exotic dancer.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Kink, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15319 Read Count: 7618
Published: Feb 02 2007 Updated: Feb 02 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Very hot! I love fics where the elves sail back from Valinor to the 21st century! It's so funny that Erestor would change so much, but your story behind the change was absolutely brilliant! I'm lovin' it!
Date: Aug 28 2007
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Very hot! I love fics where the elves sail back from Valinor to the 21st century! It's so funny that Erestor would change so much, but your story behind the change was absolutely brilliant! I'm lovin' it!
Date: Aug 28 2007
Brassiere by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Arwen the toddler wants a brassiere. She goes to demand one from her father.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 494 Read Count: 1767
Published: Feb 07 2007 Updated: Feb 07 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Brassiere Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL!

Author's Response: Thanks, Ponytail Goddess. Happy you enjoyed the story so much.
Date: Aug 30 2007
Summary: Celebrian writes her thoughts for a day in her diary.

Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5032 Read Count: 1595
Published: Feb 09 2007 Updated: Feb 09 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Complete Story Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Oh, this was so very cute! I really like how Celebrian decides that Haldir must be a half-orc, LOL!
Date: Aug 29 2007
Willy Cookies by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Lindir the elfling goes down to the kitchens in the middle of the night and there finds Glorfindel baking willy cookies.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 1912
Published: Feb 23 2007 Updated: Feb 23 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Willy Cookies Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
LOL!!! Your Glorfindel is so dirty, it's hilarious!

Author's Response: Hehehe. Thanks, Ponytail Goddess. I got the idea for Willy Cookies from chaotic_binky. Happy you enjoyed the story.
Date: Aug 30 2007
Book Donations by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Erestor's study is full of recent unsorted book donations to the Library of Rivendell. Erestor finds Lindir reading a book by the chief donor - Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Erestor, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Extreme/taboo Fetish, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1042 Read Count: 2463
Published: Mar 03 2007 Updated: Mar 03 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Book Donations Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
OMG, I laughed so hard!

Author's Response: *grins* Thanks again, Ponytail Goddess. Very happy you enjoyed the story.
Date: Aug 30 2007
The Shrine by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lindir gives a pretty yellow bouquet to Erestor as a present, but Erestor knows that the flowers are Glorfindel's. Lindir, however, denies having got them from Glorfindel's garden.
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Ecthelion, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1261 Read Count: 1528
Published: Mar 10 2007 Updated: Mar 10 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Shrine Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
"Do you think they were lovers?"--LOL! I'm falling in love with your little Lindir! He's adorable!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you. I\'m delighted you like Lindir so much. Glad you enjoyed the story.
Date: Aug 30 2007
Summary: Lindir the elfling is very upset when Erestor stops spending his free time with him and starts spending it with Glorfindel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1171 Read Count: 1528
Published: Apr 29 2007 Updated: Apr 29 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Will You Be My Uncle? Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Aw!!! That was sweet!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you, Ponytail Goddess. Glad you enjoyed the story.
Date: Aug 30 2007
Doggy Phobia by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lindir is terrified of dogs. Unfortunately, his lover Glorfindel loves dogs and keeps a dog. One day, after a particularly bad "introduce you to the doggy" session, Lindir anticipates their relationship ending over a "it's him or me" situation as he fears Glorfindel will choose the dog over him. In tears, he tells this to his cousin Melpomaen. Written for Glorfindel at LiveJournal as per request for a sequel to "Ice-cream Thief".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Melpomaen
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2608 Read Count: 1912
Published: May 27 2007 Updated: May 27 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Doggy Phobia Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
OMG!!!

Author's Response: Hehehe. Glad you enjoyed it, Ponytail Goddess. Thank you!
Date: Aug 31 2007
Let Us Be Friends by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Lindir is the only elfling in Imladris and is lonely. However, when Glorfindel tries to befriend him, Lindir refuses on account of Glorfindel's great age.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 788 Read Count: 1050
Published: Nov 01 2008 Updated: Nov 01 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Let Us Be Friends Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
This was so adorable! I love how Lindir and Glorfindel bonded over socks. Lindir is much more intelligent than he gives himself credit for. Good work!

-P.G.

Author's Response: Thanks P.G! I'm really happy you enjoyed it and appreciate the feedback.
Date: Nov 01 2008
Summary: Lindir the elfling asks Glorfindel about Glorfindel's house in Tirion. They quickly get off topic and talk about naughtier things.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1823 Read Count: 3086
Published: Nov 05 2008 Updated: Nov 05 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A House in Tirion, Glorfindel and Indecent Flirting Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Lol! Your dirty little Lindir never ceases to amaze me. I love how he talks like an adult, even though he's so tiny. It's quite the funny mental picture.

-P.G.

Author's Response: Thanks, P.G., for the kind review; it's very much appreciated. I'm delighted you enjoyed the story so much and that it made you laugh.
Date: Jan 14 2010
Summary: The lost first draft of The Hobbit. We can see, now, why Tolkien rid himself of it as it is really very repetitive and annoying to read.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bad Beginnings
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 280 Read Count: 1689
Published: Mar 22 2009 Updated: Mar 22 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Party Not Expected Reviewer: Ponytail Goddess Signed
Lol...Tolkien's editor's must have really went through something else! -P.G.
Date: Jan 16 2010