Penname: kiteflyingpirate [Contact] Real name: Marie
Member Since: 15/11/04
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I just enjoy writing it as much as reading it.
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Always Be Here by AliDawne Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 21]
Summary: "Baby" works as an assistant for Fiona, Orlando's agent. She has known him for a little over a year, and they have become friends. She is a person he can trust when he needs to unwind. They are attracted to each other but have no intention of acting on it, in order to protect their working relationship. Oh, and he's a pain in the ass. She has a past that she will not discuss with him, but it has colored her opinion about so many things. She is far too bitter for her age, but shades of an innocent girl lurk under her layers of protective armor. Orlando knows she works too hard. She doesn't take care of herself nearly as well as she takes care of him and it worries him. He makes a decision that will change their lives forever. Can she let go of the past and embrace the future?
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Orlando Bloom
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 48432 Read Count: 20541
[Report This] Published: 09/10/04 Updated: 29/07/12
Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 24/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Oh man. Those dreams can be killer. I can't believe Orlando wanted to get some sleep, that is what caffeine is for. Times like these. Really good, and you're a very good story teller as well. I don't usually like this format of story, but you're very good at writing it.

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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Into the West
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/70 Updated: 01/01/70
Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 26/11/04 Title: None

Remember that one time that you wrote a freaking long story and I hated it because I couldn't stop reading it and it went on forever, but I still loved it because it was so beautifully written. It had it's frustrating parts where I just wanted them to be together. It had an original character who wasn't quite as mary-suish as the author warned in the beginning (I've read ridiculous, and this was defnitely not one of those). It had some great humor. It was well researched. It used a full scope of characters (though I would've loved more of the hobbits..but who's complaining...it was still great.) All in all, this was pretty epic.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review! I'm so glad that you enjoyed the story, despite its frustrating moments :). Maria

Orlando I Am by Nephthys Rated: PG [Reviews - 12]
Summary: A short poem I wrote for a friend about Orlando. Goes to Dr. Seuss' "Sam I Am". Completely goofy but hopefully entertaining.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Orlando Bloom
Genres: Poetry, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 182 Read Count: 1426
[Report This] Published: 17/10/04 Updated: 17/10/04
Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 05/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: Orlando I Am

This is greatly funny. You may just be able to pass Lord Byron by with your wit, wink wink. laughed out loud for real at the end of this.

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad it made you laugh!

Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 05/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: Orlando I Am

Just another note: can you imagine Orlando reading this out loud? That makes it even more hillarious...what with his hot accent and his all around to-die-forness. Sigh/Giggle

Author's Response: Now THAT would be something worth hearing! Think he'd giggle?

Collide by Marie Dantes Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: One week. One actor. One reporter. One feature story. One look at the rest of their lives.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8991 Read Count: 5076
[Report This] Published: 21/10/04 Updated: 15/11/04
Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 02/12/04 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Wow, can this get any cuter? I love how light hearted it is and that they're always quick to laugh...are they destined to be together? I sure hope so. I like this plot bunny as well...and this is a really good actor fic. Good job on that because some of them suck. I mean, a lot of them suck. So points for you.

Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 20/12/04 Title: Chapter 5: Thursday Morning

Write more. Now. Please?

Summary: Kate is traumatised by her past, but will she finally be able to lead a normal life and let go of her demons.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Character Death, AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27801 Read Count: 19534
[Report This] Published: 03/12/04 Updated: 09/12/04
Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 09/12/04 Title: Chapter 21: Making Up

Please do go on. This story is very intriguing. I'm gonna keep reading as long as you keep adding.

Author's Response: Gd coz i already have 54 chapters from fanfiction.net lol. Kat

Summary: When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character.
Categories: Other Movies
Characters: Will Turner, Captain Jack Sparrow
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2891 Read Count: 4164
[Report This] Published: 07/12/04 Updated: 30/11/05
Reviewer: kiteflyingpirate Signed
Date: 08/12/04 Title: Chapter 1: Elizabeth Included

Lol, I am so trying not to write this kind of character! You make me laugh with this story! I sure hope there is more!