"You were like a father!"
"You were like a son!"
That has got to be the CUTEST thing I have ever read. Awwww.

BWAHAHA! Hilarious! I loved the squirt guns.

Author's Response: Thanks!

Ha ha, this is awesome! I really like it. Tokien's reactions were great, although I think he would have been a bit more upset about the warg attack.
I can't wait to see what he thinks of Denethor! And fanfiction!

Author's Response: wow, thanks. Yeah, I think he would have been more upset about a lot of things, I just didn\'t want it to seem like a rant about the movies. I\'m writing the first third of ROTK today.

Ha ha, this is hilarious!
Score for Boromir!
*Anti-Boromir protestants wave signs saying things like, "Down with Bashers, Up with Boromir!"*
We need another chapter!

Bwahahaha! "Let's make up another story for what happened, no one's ever going to believe this!"
Oh no! All the tea and chocolate is gone! As an avid tea and chocolate fan I can sympathise with the orcs . . .

Awesome story! It's kind of cute how Boromir thought Glorfindel was just some youth.

Dreams always end when you're on your way, somewhere, don't they?

I had this one ages ago, but luckily I hada notebook on my bed, so I wrote it down as soon as I woke up:

Characters: the Fellowship minus Boromir, Eowyn, Will Turner, my Mum, Dad, and I, one of my dogs, and someone named Bob.

I think we were saving the world. There was a battle or something, and Pippin was badly wounded. We went to my house and I tried to heal him. Eowyn turned all of the lights out and put candles on the floor, and I tried to decide which stuffed animal I should bring (I used to have this problem all of the time when I was about six). I went downstairs and saw Aragorn in my living room drawing one of my stuffed animals in a sketchpad. He said something like, "So that I will always remember her." It made sense to me at the time, although I think I did still find it kind of funny. I went back upstaris and tried to heal Pippin some more, and the bad guys started attacking my house with missiles and stuff like that, but the house stayed undamaged. I managed to get Pippin to get up (it seemed to take about 10 minutes) and we went outside and helped the others fight the bad guys. Pippin mysteriously disappeared. Finally all of the bad guys were either dead or had run away, except for one guy who was wounded and lying on the hood of a car. He agreed to join us, so we healed him. Pippin was suddenly better again, so we went on our merry way.
We arrived at my old house, where we all stood around on the front lawn, until the guy (who for argument's sake we'll call Bob) went up to the front door. He told me and Will to come too because we had "expiriance in pirating". He knocked on the door and an old lady opened it. He pointed a finger gun at her and said "Stay calm. We are taking over the ship." The old lady got panicky, so Bob asked if we could have some cookies. The old lady said that she didn't thak that was a good idea, and when Bob asked why, she said she didn't have any (even though we could see some on the table in the background).
We went to the neighbor's and knocked on the door, and my friend answered. I said that we were in the nieghborhood so thought we'd stop by to say hello. She asked who everyone was, so they were introduced. I explained that we were saving the world, andd she asked if she could come to. My Mum piped up that she would have to ask her Mom.
It was getting dark, so Sarah said that we could stay there for the night, so we began to set up tents.
Then I woke up.

Ha ha, melikes. You need to update it! I want to go to a LotR summer camp! I feel sorry for Mary Sue, though. Poor her. Everyone: *gasp!*Her name is Mary Sue so there for she must be one!
:D

Brilliant! I loved it, had me laughing the whole way through. Rive and rfish was great. Also the rock, the One Foot, and everything else! Awsome!

Freya: D

Ahaha. This is a great story, you should continue it!