Reviews by Freya Byron
Summary: New movie, new students, new lustobjects, new mini-Balrogs and a whole new curriculum. That’s right, children. OFUM is back. But wait… It’s no longer the only University in town. MUSM? What the…?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 204836
Published: Oct 18 2004 Updated: Jan 21 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 20: Welcome to Earth - Please Pass the Absinthe Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
"You were like a father!"
"You were like a son!"
That has got to be the CUTEST thing I have ever read. Awwww.
Date: Nov 04 2007
Suedom by Andy and Saphie Rated: PG-13 half-star [Reviews - 32]
Summary: Middle-earth is in pieces; chaos reigns! Two girls, unwillingly trapped as Mary Sues and aided by Gimli and Eowyn, must find the thing that is causing Mary Sues and other badfics to become real in Middle-earth and stop it--all while avoiding the forces of Sauron, lovesick canons, and the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. Can they save Middle-earth or are they target practice?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Gimli, Merry, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 212274 Read Count: 35755
Published: Nov 21 2004 Updated: Apr 06 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 26: Gondor Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Your story is awsome! I hope the next chapter comes in soon!
Date: Nov 24 2007
Summary: Complete! Aragorn loves his Ice Cream. But when the Terrible Trio arrives in Minas Tirith with an evil plot to steal the imperial Ice Cream, will he survive?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3153 Read Count: 7578
Published: May 05 2006 Updated: Oct 31 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
BWAHAHA! Hilarious! I loved the squirt guns.

Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: Dec 30 2007
Summary: I know, everyone hates Mary Sues.;) But this oneĀ“s a parody of itself, so give it a chance.
Me and a friend land in ME and cuase chaos, yadda yadda, bla bla bla, you know the basic deal. :)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7532 Read Count: 5128
Published: Sep 28 2006 Updated: Nov 17 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Anduinship down (Hahaha....ahem) Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Ha ha, awesome! I love Aragorns lines: .................... Do not disturb the water. Yay! Boromir's still alive!
Date: Dec 31 2007
Summary: Tokien finally gets a chance to watch the Lord of the Rings movies and react with amazement and horror at what has become of his books.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4086 Read Count: 5843
Published: Dec 03 2006 Updated: May 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Tolkien's Discoveries Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Ha ha, this is awesome! I really like it. Tokien's reactions were great, although I think he would have been a bit more upset about the warg attack.
I can't wait to see what he thinks of Denethor! And fanfiction!

Author's Response: wow, thanks. Yeah, I think he would have been more upset about a lot of things, I just didn\'t want it to seem like a rant about the movies. I\'m writing the first third of ROTK today.
Date: Jan 06 2008
Summary: Sequel to Aragorn's Ice Cream. Aragorn wants to know how to make a milkshake, but Eomer is determined that he will not find out.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 327 Read Count: 1603
Published: Jan 06 2007 Updated: Jan 06 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
"Easier, yes, but not half so fun!"
I feel sorry for the messengers . . . :D
Date: Dec 30 2007
Summary: Shadow Ranger pokes fun at Mary Sues.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Bill the Pony, Butterbur, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2931 Read Count: 10147
Published: Jan 30 2007 Updated: Feb 19 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: The Council. (In which we meet a further TWO Mary-Sues) Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Ha ha, this is hilarious!
Score for Boromir!
*Anti-Boromir protestants wave signs saying things like, "Down with Bashers, Up with Boromir!"*
We need another chapter!
Date: Jan 04 2008
Title: Chapter 5: The Council. (In which we meet a further TWO Mary-Sues) Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Ha ha, this is hilarious!
Score for Boromir!
*Anti-Boromir protestants wave signs saying things like, "Down with Bashers, Up with Boromir!"*
We need another chapter!
Date: Jan 04 2008
Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1613
Published: Feb 04 2007 Updated: Feb 04 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The real story Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Bwahahaha! "Let's make up another story for what happened, no one's ever going to believe this!"
Oh no! All the tea and chocolate is gone! As an avid tea and chocolate fan I can sympathise with the orcs . . .
Date: Dec 31 2007
Summary: Imladris is a place of refuge; of quiet contemplation for weary travelers. But alas, it doesn't suit the Captain-General of Gondor very well. What's a bored Boromir to do in the tranquil Elvish haven?

(written for the birthday of Branwyn, best beta in the West and elsewhere)
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Boromir
Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1325 Read Count: 1466
Published: Apr 09 2007 Updated: Apr 09 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Awesome story! It's kind of cute how Boromir thought Glorfindel was just some youth.
Date: Mar 12 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Awesome story! It's kind of cute how Boromir thought Glorfindel was just some youth.
Date: Mar 12 2009
Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrķan, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lśthien Tinśviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 144219
Published: May 27 2007 Updated: Sep 14 2013 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 32: Frodo and the Fortuneteller Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
(This is pretty vague, because I nearly forgot it when I woke up this morning.)

I think it was at the Council of Elrond, but I was there too.
Then Elrond started hitting on me . . . I can;t remember what he was saying, but Gimli saved me by saying something like, "Ah, Elrond, I don't beleive you've met my wife." That's not what he actually said, but you get the gist of it. I played along with it, and I think Elrond was embarrased. I was about to thank Gimli, later, when I woke up . . . or I think that's what happened, anyway!
Date: Jan 13 2008
Title: Chapter 41: Eldarion and the Tower of Immunoglobin Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Dreams always end when you're on your way, somewhere, don't they?

I had this one ages ago, but luckily I hada notebook on my bed, so I wrote it down as soon as I woke up:

Characters: the Fellowship minus Boromir, Eowyn, Will Turner, my Mum, Dad, and I, one of my dogs, and someone named Bob.

I think we were saving the world. There was a battle or something, and Pippin was badly wounded. We went to my house and I tried to heal him. Eowyn turned all of the lights out and put candles on the floor, and I tried to decide which stuffed animal I should bring (I used to have this problem all of the time when I was about six). I went downstairs and saw Aragorn in my living room drawing one of my stuffed animals in a sketchpad. He said something like, "So that I will always remember her." It made sense to me at the time, although I think I did still find it kind of funny. I went back upstaris and tried to heal Pippin some more, and the bad guys started attacking my house with missiles and stuff like that, but the house stayed undamaged. I managed to get Pippin to get up (it seemed to take about 10 minutes) and we went outside and helped the others fight the bad guys. Pippin mysteriously disappeared. Finally all of the bad guys were either dead or had run away, except for one guy who was wounded and lying on the hood of a car. He agreed to join us, so we healed him. Pippin was suddenly better again, so we went on our merry way.
We arrived at my old house, where we all stood around on the front lawn, until the guy (who for argument's sake we'll call Bob) went up to the front door. He told me and Will to come too because we had "expiriance in pirating". He knocked on the door and an old lady opened it. He pointed a finger gun at her and said "Stay calm. We are taking over the ship." The old lady got panicky, so Bob asked if we could have some cookies. The old lady said that she didn't thak that was a good idea, and when Bob asked why, she said she didn't have any (even though we could see some on the table in the background).
We went to the neighbor's and knocked on the door, and my friend answered. I said that we were in the nieghborhood so thought we'd stop by to say hello. She asked who everyone was, so they were introduced. I explained that we were saving the world, andd she asked if she could come to. My Mum piped up that she would have to ask her Mom.
It was getting dark, so Sarah said that we could stay there for the night, so we began to set up tents.
Then I woke up.
Date: Apr 11 2008
Title: Chapter 42: Saving the World Through Stuffed Animals and Piracy Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Here's another one I had recently:

I was walking down the street with my Mum when we saw some people selling large paper bags with Frodo's head printed on the sides. It said something like "stay green". A disembodied voice told me that it was a fundraiser sort of thing for the Green Party (a political party in Canada). I pointed it out to my Mum and said jokingly that we could get one. She said no, it would ruin the story to buy stuff like that. I didn't wanr one anyway, because I figured you would look pretty weird walking around wearing a paper bag with frodo's head printed on it. The picture was crappy quality, anyway. My Mum was just saying that my Aunt had bought one for my cousin, when I woke up.
Date: Apr 30 2008
Mary Sue Mayhem by Zoso22 Rated: PG [Reviews - 7]
Summary: When Mary Sue is invited to Lord of the Rings summer camp, she gladly accepts. Little does she know she's in for a summer of mystery, magic, secrets, self esteem issues, challenges, identity crisis, new friends, new enemies, romance, rule breaking, adventure, misunderstandings and plenty of mayhem. Mary Sue will soon learn that not all things are as they seem.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Nazgūl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Théoden
Genres: General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3658 Read Count: 9333
Published: Jun 14 2007 Updated: Aug 18 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 8: Dinner Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Ha ha, melikes. You need to update it! I want to go to a LotR summer camp! I feel sorry for Mary Sue, though. Poor her. Everyone: *gasp!*Her name is Mary Sue so there for she must be one!
:D
Date: Dec 30 2007
Summary: In honour of Fred the Giant Rubber Duckie's birthday (from my other story, "Elf Eye for the Mortal Guy"), I bring you two MSTs from years gone by. He probably wanted these to stay bured in the past... Oh well!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4517 Read Count: 2623
Published: Oct 31 2007 Updated: Oct 31 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Hannah's crap story 2 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Also, great. I liked the first one better, though . . . is there going to be Hannah's Crap story 3? i think there should. They rock!

Freya :D
Date: Oct 31 2007
Title: Chapter 1: Hannah's crap story 1 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Brilliant! I loved it, had me laughing the whole way through. Rive and rfish was great. Also the rock, the One Foot, and everything else! Awsome!

Freya: D
Date: Oct 31 2007
Summary: If Peter Jackson had been on crack while writing "The Lord of the Rings" script.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1375 Read Count: 1461
Published: Dec 10 2007 Updated: Dec 10 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Part 1 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Bwahahaha, your stories always make me laugh! We need the next chapter!
Date: Dec 29 2007
Summary: Aurora was a fiesty tomboy as a child and was always being tormented by Boromir. What happens when Aurora comes back home after being away? Will the two get along now that they are adults? We shall see.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Boromir
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3722 Read Count: 4458
Published: Jun 07 2008 Updated: Jun 08 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Ahaha. This is a great story, you should continue it!
Date: Mar 12 2009
Summary: What would have happened if Gandalf wasn't the one to die in Moria? What if it was someone else?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Series: Cute Merry-Pippin stories!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3251 Read Count: 1552
Published: Jun 08 2008 Updated: Jun 08 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
*sobs* That was beautiful! And so sad. . .

Author's Response: Yeah, I really like writng sad stuff but mostly I try not to make it too dramatic... Sometimes I get too carried away, but I think I actually managed to pull this story off! (I was really worried about writing it because it kills off two of the main character.) Thanks for reviewing - I'll look at your stories if there are any!
Date: Jun 11 2008
Summary: I think the title explains it all.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Celebrķan, Eldarion, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galadriel, Haldir, Merry, Nazgūl, Other Canon Character, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humor, Mystery, Other, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13470 Read Count: 39821
Published: Jan 09 2009 Updated: Jun 21 2010 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 28: April 2507, Third Age Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
This is a cool story! You did the age and maturity differences really well!

Author's Response:

Thanks! I'm glad I captured the difference in age, I was worried about that!

Date: Mar 12 2009