Penname: Freya Byron [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 31/10/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I HAVE RETURNED! I haven't realy been doing much writing or reading in the LotR fandom. I go by the name of Gecko now... I like superheroes... most of my LotR stories are discontinued as far as I can tell... I might pick some of them back up, though! You never know! :D
Beta-reader: Yes
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Reviews by Freya Byron
Summary: New movie, new students, new lustobjects, new mini-Balrogs and a whole new curriculum. That’s right, children. OFUM is back. But wait… It’s no longer the only University in town. MUSM? What the…?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 179669
[Report This] Published: 19/10/04 Updated: 21/01/05
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 05/11/07 Title: Chapter 20: Welcome to Earth - Please Pass the Absinthe

"You were like a father!"
"You were like a son!"
That has got to be the CUTEST thing I have ever read. Awwww.

Suedom by Andy and Saphie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 23]
Summary: Middle-earth is in pieces; chaos reigns! Two girls, unwillingly trapped as Mary Sues and aided by Gimli and Eowyn, must find the thing that is causing Mary Sues and other badfics to become real in Middle-earth and stop it--all while avoiding the forces of Sauron, lovesick canons, and the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. Can they save Middle-earth or are they target practice?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Gimli, Merry, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 212274 Read Count: 30721
[Report This] Published: 22/11/04 Updated: 06/04/06
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 24/11/07 Title: Chapter 26: Gondor

Your story is awsome! I hope the next chapter comes in soon!

Summary: Complete! Aragorn loves his Ice Cream. But when the Terrible Trio arrives in Minas Tirith with an evil plot to steal the imperial Ice Cream, will he survive?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3153 Read Count: 6624
[Report This] Published: 05/05/06 Updated: 31/10/06
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 31/12/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

BWAHAHA! Hilarious! I loved the squirt guns.

Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary: I know, everyone hates Mary Sues.;) But this one´s a parody of itself, so give it a chance.
Me and a friend land in ME and cuase chaos, yadda yadda, bla bla bla, you know the basic deal. :)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7532 Read Count: 4491
[Report This] Published: 28/09/06 Updated: 17/11/06
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 31/12/07 Title: Chapter 5: Anduinship down (Hahaha....ahem)

Ha ha, awesome! I love Aragorns lines: .................... Do not disturb the water. Yay! Boromir's still alive!

Summary: Tokien finally gets a chance to watch the Lord of the Rings movies and react with amazement and horror at what has become of his books.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4086 Read Count: 5447
[Report This] Published: 03/12/06 Updated: 19/05/08
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 07/01/08 Title: Tolkien's Discoveries

Ha ha, this is awesome! I really like it. Tokien's reactions were great, although I think he would have been a bit more upset about the warg attack.
I can't wait to see what he thinks of Denethor! And fanfiction!

Author's Response: wow, thanks. Yeah, I think he would have been more upset about a lot of things, I just didn\'t want it to seem like a rant about the movies. I\'m writing the first third of ROTK today.

Summary: Sequel to Aragorn's Ice Cream. Aragorn wants to know how to make a milkshake, but Eomer is determined that he will not find out.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Obsessions
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 327 Read Count: 1389
[Report This] Published: 06/01/07 Updated: 06/01/07
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Date: 31/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Easier, yes, but not half so fun!"
I feel sorry for the messengers . . . :D

Summary: Shadow Ranger pokes fun at Mary Sues.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Bill the Pony, Butterbur, Celeborn, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Tom Bombadil, Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2931 Read Count: 8657
[Report This] Published: 30/01/07 Updated: 19/02/07
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 04/01/08 Title: Chapter 5: The Council. (In which we meet a further TWO Mary-Sues)

Ha ha, this is hilarious!
Score for Boromir!
*Anti-Boromir protestants wave signs saying things like, "Down with Bashers, Up with Boromir!"*
We need another chapter!

Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 04/01/08 Title: Chapter 5: The Council. (In which we meet a further TWO Mary-Sues)

Ha ha, this is hilarious!
Score for Boromir!
*Anti-Boromir protestants wave signs saying things like, "Down with Bashers, Up with Boromir!"*
We need another chapter!

Summary: Little fic I wrote some time ago....

WARNING: Absolutely insane!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 444 Read Count: 1367
[Report This] Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 04/02/07
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Date: 31/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: The real story

Bwahahaha! "Let's make up another story for what happened, no one's ever going to believe this!"
Oh no! All the tea and chocolate is gone! As an avid tea and chocolate fan I can sympathise with the orcs . . .

Summary: Imladris is a place of refuge; of quiet contemplation for weary travelers. But alas, it doesn't suit the Captain-General of Gondor very well. What's a bored Boromir to do in the tranquil Elvish haven?

(written for the birthday of Branwyn, best beta in the West and elsewhere)
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1325 Read Count: 1244
[Report This] Published: 10/04/07 Updated: 10/04/07
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Date: 13/03/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awesome story! It's kind of cute how Boromir thought Glorfindel was just some youth.

Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 13/03/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awesome story! It's kind of cute how Boromir thought Glorfindel was just some youth.

Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G [Reviews - 42]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrían, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 125506
[Report This] Published: 27/05/07 Updated: 14/09/13
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 14/01/08 Title: Chapter 32: Frodo and the Fortuneteller

(This is pretty vague, because I nearly forgot it when I woke up this morning.)

I think it was at the Council of Elrond, but I was there too.
Then Elrond started hitting on me . . . I can;t remember what he was saying, but Gimli saved me by saying something like, "Ah, Elrond, I don't beleive you've met my wife." That's not what he actually said, but you get the gist of it. I played along with it, and I think Elrond was embarrased. I was about to thank Gimli, later, when I woke up . . . or I think that's what happened, anyway!

Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 12/04/08 Title: Chapter 41: Eldarion and the Tower of Immunoglobin

Dreams always end when you're on your way, somewhere, don't they?

I had this one ages ago, but luckily I hada notebook on my bed, so I wrote it down as soon as I woke up:

Characters: the Fellowship minus Boromir, Eowyn, Will Turner, my Mum, Dad, and I, one of my dogs, and someone named Bob.

I think we were saving the world. There was a battle or something, and Pippin was badly wounded. We went to my house and I tried to heal him. Eowyn turned all of the lights out and put candles on the floor, and I tried to decide which stuffed animal I should bring (I used to have this problem all of the time when I was about six). I went downstairs and saw Aragorn in my living room drawing one of my stuffed animals in a sketchpad. He said something like, "So that I will always remember her." It made sense to me at the time, although I think I did still find it kind of funny. I went back upstaris and tried to heal Pippin some more, and the bad guys started attacking my house with missiles and stuff like that, but the house stayed undamaged. I managed to get Pippin to get up (it seemed to take about 10 minutes) and we went outside and helped the others fight the bad guys. Pippin mysteriously disappeared. Finally all of the bad guys were either dead or had run away, except for one guy who was wounded and lying on the hood of a car. He agreed to join us, so we healed him. Pippin was suddenly better again, so we went on our merry way.
We arrived at my old house, where we all stood around on the front lawn, until the guy (who for argument's sake we'll call Bob) went up to the front door. He told me and Will to come too because we had "expiriance in pirating". He knocked on the door and an old lady opened it. He pointed a finger gun at her and said "Stay calm. We are taking over the ship." The old lady got panicky, so Bob asked if we could have some cookies. The old lady said that she didn't thak that was a good idea, and when Bob asked why, she said she didn't have any (even though we could see some on the table in the background).
We went to the neighbor's and knocked on the door, and my friend answered. I said that we were in the nieghborhood so thought we'd stop by to say hello. She asked who everyone was, so they were introduced. I explained that we were saving the world, andd she asked if she could come to. My Mum piped up that she would have to ask her Mom.
It was getting dark, so Sarah said that we could stay there for the night, so we began to set up tents.
Then I woke up.

Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 01/05/08 Title: Chapter 42: Saving the World Through Stuffed Animals and Piracy

Here's another one I had recently:

I was walking down the street with my Mum when we saw some people selling large paper bags with Frodo's head printed on the sides. It said something like "stay green". A disembodied voice told me that it was a fundraiser sort of thing for the Green Party (a political party in Canada). I pointed it out to my Mum and said jokingly that we could get one. She said no, it would ruin the story to buy stuff like that. I didn't wanr one anyway, because I figured you would look pretty weird walking around wearing a paper bag with frodo's head printed on it. The picture was crappy quality, anyway. My Mum was just saying that my Aunt had bought one for my cousin, when I woke up.

Mary Sue Mayhem by Zoso22 Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: When Mary Sue is invited to Lord of the Rings summer camp, she gladly accepts. Little does she know she's in for a summer of mystery, magic, secrets, self esteem issues, challenges, identity crisis, new friends, new enemies, romance, rule breaking, adventure, misunderstandings and plenty of mayhem. Mary Sue will soon learn that not all things are as they seem.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Théoden
Genres: General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3658 Read Count: 8496
[Report This] Published: 14/06/07 Updated: 18/08/07
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 31/12/07 Title: Chapter 8: Dinner

Ha ha, melikes. You need to update it! I want to go to a LotR summer camp! I feel sorry for Mary Sue, though. Poor her. Everyone: *gasp!*Her name is Mary Sue so there for she must be one!
:D

Summary: In honour of Fred the Giant Rubber Duckie's birthday (from my other story, "Elf Eye for the Mortal Guy"), I bring you two MSTs from years gone by. He probably wanted these to stay bured in the past... Oh well!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4517 Read Count: 2351
[Report This] Published: 31/10/07 Updated: 31/10/07
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 31/10/07 Title: Chapter 2: Hannah's crap story 2

Also, great. I liked the first one better, though . . . is there going to be Hannah's Crap story 3? i think there should. They rock!

Freya :D

Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 31/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Hannah's crap story 1

Brilliant! I loved it, had me laughing the whole way through. Rive and rfish was great. Also the rock, the One Foot, and everything else! Awsome!

Freya: D

Summary: If Peter Jackson had been on crack while writing "The Lord of the Rings" script.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1375 Read Count: 1244
[Report This] Published: 10/12/07 Updated: 10/12/07
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Date: 30/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

Bwahahaha, your stories always make me laugh! We need the next chapter!

Summary: Aurora was a fiesty tomboy as a child and was always being tormented by Boromir. What happens when Aurora comes back home after being away? Will the two get along now that they are adults? We shall see.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3722 Read Count: 3722
[Report This] Published: 08/06/08 Updated: 09/06/08
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 13/03/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Ahaha. This is a great story, you should continue it!

Summary: What would have happened if Gandalf wasn't the one to die in Moria? What if it was someone else?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Series: Cute Merry-Pippin stories!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3251 Read Count: 1322
[Report This] Published: 08/06/08 Updated: 08/06/08
Reviewer: Freya Byron Signed
Date: 12/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*sobs* That was beautiful! And so sad. . .

Author's Response: Yeah, I really like writng sad stuff but mostly I try not to make it too dramatic... Sometimes I get too carried away, but I think I actually managed to pull this story off! (I was really worried about writing it because it kills off two of the main character.) Thanks for reviewing - I'll look at your stories if there are any!