Penname: Fishpaste [Contact] Real name: Hope
Member Since: 07/11/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello Everyone.
Dont know why your reading this, there are far more interesting things to read on this site.
I am a huge fan of aragorn angnst-the more torture he endures the better!
If you know any great torture stories please tell me, i love them all!
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Reviews by Fishpaste
Summary: I think the title is self explanatory
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 696 Read Count: 4829
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: 56 ways to annoy the Dark Lord Sauron

lololololololololololololololololol.
here are the ones we like like JEM... 2 6 11 23 18 26 43 48 49 51 55 and 45
FISHPASTE... 4 5 8 18 22 27 29 36 40 41 42 44 45 and 49. lotr and spyro rule

Summary: The title says it all. I need to give my cousin, Lisa credit. She helped me put this together.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 3864
[Report This] Published: 01/02/06 Updated: 01/02/06
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Funny List

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love numbers 6,4 &1. jem likes 6,8,4&1! quite a few here. lotr and spyro rule.

Author's Response: Thanks, I\'m really glad you like my work. ^__^

Summary: I seem to be continuing the series. Title should explain it though.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 575 Read Count: 6069
[Report This] Published: 02/08/06 Updated: 02/08/06
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: 43 ways to annoy Legolas

Hi! i can finally review to these brilliant stories which have had me and my sister in sticthes for hours on end. literally, we were laughing to hard to see the bus coming!lol.
Jem likes 35,36&37. i like numbers19,33&37.

Summary: Need I say more?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 5059
[Report This] Published: 21/11/06 Updated: 21/11/06
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

lololololololololololololololololol!
i think number 5 was the best. jem says number 8. lotr and spyro rule

Author's Response: You are awesome! I\'ve started checking the reviews for every single story I wrote to see if you reviewed. You are making my day. Thanks again!^__^

Summary: As stated in the title.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 139 Read Count: 1951
[Report This] Published: 23/12/06 Updated: 23/12/06
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

lololololololololololololololololol
jem thinks number 1 was the best, i think number 6. lotr and spyro rule

Author's Response: I\"m glad you think so. Thank you so much for reviewing!^__^

Summary: title says it all. for best results, quote these at completely irrelevant moments.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 4886
[Report This] Published: 23/01/07 Updated: 23/01/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Quotable Quotes

Didnt recognise hardly any of these. i rhink monty python is the best, jem says the darth vader one is. lotr and spyro rule

Author's Response: lol, I take it the \"lotr and spyro rule\" is your catch phrase or something, awesome.:) Thanks for reviewing again. ^__^

Summary: Need I say more?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 135 Read Count: 3460
[Report This] Published: 12/02/07 Updated: 12/02/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: 10 Fun things

lololololololololololololololololol.
Jem thinks numbers 7&6 rule. i say 5. lotr and spyro rule

Author's Response: Thanks for your review. As sad as it sounds, I\'m so amazed that you reviewed all my lists that I can\'t think of anything else to say. Thanks. ^__^

Summary: maybe even weeks.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137 Read Count: 1970
[Report This] Published: 26/02/07 Updated: 26/02/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Oneliners

lolololololololololololololololololololol. jem likes 2 i have to agree with her.

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it! Thanks again for your review. You have officially made my day, thanks. ^__^

Summary: I think the title is self explanatory.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 511 Read Count: 3408
[Report This] Published: 28/02/07 Updated: 04/04/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 16/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: Office/School game

He He He! Brilliant! I love the one about removing a colleuges chair. Unfortunatly I am still at school and wont get a chance to practise these wonderful ideas myself for a few years yet.

Summary: Title says it all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 148 Read Count: 3702
[Report This] Published: 21/03/07 Updated: 21/03/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Pranks

HE HE HE!!! Yay i can revieiw. Jem thinks gandalfs hat is the best but i think it is aragoirn sword. imagine the look on his face. lotr and spyro rule

Author's Response: I\'m really glad you can. Thanks for your review!^__^

Summary: Title says it all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 191 Read Count: 10656
[Report This] Published: 18/04/07 Updated: 18/04/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Random Things

Lol!!!! i think the best one was number 9 jem says 6. lotr and spyro rule

Author's Response: I\'m really glad you like it! Thanks for your review!^__^

Summary: need I say more?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 222 Read Count: 4951
[Report This] Published: 22/04/07 Updated: 22/04/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Dancey-dance

Yay! I can finally review! 'cheers and hugs random stranger' i love all your work! it is fantastic and me and my sister have spent hours confusing everyone by laughing at random and inoppertune moments! thank you for your amazing work and keep writing. My sister has forced me to put down that spyro rules but so does lotr.

Author's Response: Wow, thanks. Your review made my day, which is saying something because I\'m sick today. Thanks a lot, seriously.^__^

Summary: While on his way to visit his old home in Imladris, Aragorn is captured. Elrohir, Elladan and Legolas have to rescue him before its to late.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17297 Read Count: 21399
[Report This] Published: 30/09/07 Updated: 01/11/07
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 10: Three Weeks Later

Yay! brilliant story. i love aragorn torture. heck i love aragorn but the relationship wouldnt work out...i would be constantly telling him to fall off cliffs and get captured by orcs!lol
brilliant writing keep it up

Author's Response: lol yeah, Aragorn is just more fun when he is getting tortured or into trouble. Sad isnt it? I\'m writing yet another Aragorn torture story so be on the look out for it! I should be posting the first chapter soon!

Chains by Gemini_Elf Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 41]
Summary: Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir are captured by slave traders. The ties and friendships forged between Imladris and Mirkwood are strengthened, as Libren, Rethan, Legolas, Niphredil and Glorfindel ride to the rescue
Note: Sequel of The Black Rose
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Warnings: Torture, Violence
Series: Eternal Mellyn
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21864 Read Count: 14748
[Report This] Published: 30/10/07 Updated: 01/07/08
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 09/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: 2. Painful awakening

Ooo, a cliffie. pleaseeeeeeeee update soon i want to know whats going to happen! sorry for the spelling mistakes in my reply to your review, i was asleep on my feet.
Elves as werewolves, that is entirly possible-i often wondered about erestor...lol
i love the beggining of your story, its ace. poor libren no one loves him.
love the story please update soon.

Author's Response: lol, update comes next week. I\'m sorry, but I\'m SUCH a slow writer...and I should actually be writing this now...\r\nHow\'d you know about the werewolf nightmare...? lol. I didn\'t post that anywhere...I think...or did I? Or are you secretly one of my mates who claim they hate LOTR? lol\r\nLibren is loved...just Nymph has this duty thing.\r\nlol, thanks very much and I\'ll update sometime next week!

Blind prejudices by Dae Rated: PG [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A story about human prejudices and how they had almost cost the lives of Aragorn and Legolas.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36607 Read Count: 16445
[Report This] Published: 11/01/08 Updated: 30/05/11
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 11/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1. The fall

Hey! THis sound really good! Update soon please.

Author's Response: I\'ll try to. I\'m really happy that you liked it.

Summary: Aragorn is returning from a long journey to Rivendell and crosses the Misty Mountains. Not much of a plot here, it is only a little idyllic episode told in one chapter.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1016 Read Count: 1292
[Report This] Published: 10/04/08 Updated: 10/04/08
Reviewer: Fishpaste Signed
Date: 10/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: In the Forest of Stone

Wow! This is an amazing story, I loved all the detail in describing his surroundings and the way he considors how small he is compared to the mountains. Brilliant story.

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing! I\'m something of an aesthete when it comes to nature. It took some trouble to think up how to describe all this in English.