Penname: Queen of the Unknown [Contact] Real name: Kristin
Member Since: 09/11/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hi, I'm Kristin. :D

I love to read and write, especially LOTR. I am thirteen years old. I also have an account on fanfiction.net. Thanks for visting!
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Summary: A lovely romance that totally makes sense and definitely could have happened.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1254 Read Count: 4061
[Report This] Published: 04/07/06 Updated: 04/07/06
Reviewer: Queen of the Unknown Signed
Date: 10/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chess

This is so hilarious!

Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 47275
[Report This] Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08
Reviewer: Queen of the Unknown Signed
Date: 30/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Power of Friendship

That was funny! I actually like Disney, though. To me, it's very sweet, and I love Beauty and the Beast.

That said, I do have nightmares of what they'd do if they did LOTR, Les Miserables, or Phantom of the Opera. LotR would basically be like what you just wrote. In Phantom, they'd turn Erik's deep character into one of those cliche villains, or worse, pull a Phangirl and make RAOUL the evil one and Erik Mr. Nice Fluffy Not-insane Not-Creepy Not-Dangerous-at-all. Ugh. And Les Mis...they'd make Javert evil, and give Valjean and Cosette a singing kitty, and they'd probably put Eponine and Enjorlas together, and make the Les Amis win. GAH!

Hmmm....maybe I should write a fic like this for Phantom of the Opera.

Author's Response: I\'d definitely read it. You\'re probably right about what they\'d do to it and Les Mis: poor Javert would be evil, Marius would be a brave, strong warrior and not the rather wimpy little bourgeois boy he was in the book, Valjean couldn\'t be a convict, because that\'s a bad influence on little kids...ugh.\r\n\r\nI like most of the old Disney movies that I remember from childhood: \"Beauty and the Beast,\" \"The Lion King,\" \"Aladdin,\" \"101 Dalmatians,\" \"The Little Mermaid.\" However, I agree that Disney needs to stay away from the classic novels (\"Hunchback of Notre Dame,\" anyone?) and the mythology (look at what they did to Greek mythology in \"Hercules\"!).

Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G [Reviews - 42]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrían, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 124255
[Report This] Published: 27/05/07 Updated: 14/09/13
Reviewer: Queen of the Unknown Signed
Date: 16/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Luthien with ADD

Here's a dream a friend of mine had.
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Before I start this, let me say yes, I watched all three LotR movies a couple of weeks ago, with my sister (her first time seeing them) and no, I don't think Elijah Wood is handsome (o:

Alright, so... there was some sort of open house thing at this church we used to go to. So we went, and there was a guy playing a double-necked guitar, but it didn't just have two necks, it had two heads. So I was asking him how to play it, and he said he was ambudextrous (sp?) so he could switch the guitar whichever way he liked. He then told me to go find a place to sit, and he'd be by to show me how to play it.

So, I go and sit on the couch, but we're no longer in the church, but at my house, by the window, on the couch. There are still people everywhere, but it seems really normal, and since we're thinking about moving, I think we might have been having an open house. Anyway, I'm sitting there, with my mom, and across from us, on the other couch, is Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortenson and Ian McKellen.... but no one's even noticing them! So I lean over, and start talking to Elijah Wood (who, for some reason was still dressed in character, as were the other two).

"You know," I said. "My sister just finished watching Lord of the Rings for the first time last week."

"Did she like it?"

"Yes." I nod.

He smiles. "Was she impressed with my awesomely good looks?"

That threw me off guard. "Well..." I stammered. "I think her favorite character was Aragorn." And I gesture to Viggo.

He has entirely too much makeup on and looks at me like he's lost, or had just been daydreaming. "Oh." he says in a very small voice.

And then Gandalf takes off his hat, and he's bald.

But then I woke up.

Reviewer: Queen of the Unknown Signed
Date: 16/05/08 Title: Chapter 36: The Crazy Origins of "An Elf's Love"

You know, I really wouldn't have minded reading that "original version". It would have been fun!

Author's Response: It would have been hilarious!

Summary: A series of oneshots based on the Silmarillion. Melkor creates the ultimate weapon, and leaves his mark on Arda forever.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Original Character, Sauron
Genres: Horror, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5134 Read Count: 3695
[Report This] Published: 08/12/07 Updated: 14/02/08
Reviewer: Queen of the Unknown Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Hilarious. I love Suebash fics like this.

Author's Response: Yeah; I liked your Suebash fics so much (including the Narnia one), that I decided to try one for myself/

Summary: Not all Mary Sues are Children of Iluvatar.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Morgoth / Melkor, Original Character, Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1977 Read Count: 1881
[Report This] Published: 13/05/08 Updated: 13/05/08
Reviewer: Queen of the Unknown Signed
Date: 13/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL, a Mary Sue cat. Now that's something new. She's cute, though.

Author's Response: Thanks. I haven\'t seen her for a while, but I\'d imagine she\'s still ruling over the vets at that clinic.