Penname: urylia [Contact] Real name: Stephanie
Member Since: 16/12/07
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Summary: Two girls, kidnapping five men, in one blue saturn, the mayhem, the ropes, the things that should not have been
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen, Dominic Monaghan, Sean Bean, David Wenham, Karl Urban
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19269 Read Count: 9512
[Report This] Published: 17/04/05 Updated: 13/06/05
Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 2: chapter 2

I can't stop laughing! This is so entertaining and imaginative!

Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you are entertained as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 4: chapter 4

The songs during the wang bobbing was simply the best thing I've ever read!

Summary: Orlando makes a new friend, and within 5 minutes of meeting she has given him a black eye. It's okay though, he retaliates and breaks her nose. The only question that remains is how many broken bones and hospital trips before they give in and rip each other's clothes off?
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17096 Read Count: 17204
[Report This] Published: 05/05/07 Updated: 26/11/08
Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Hello darling, it's your Stephanie here! I have reread the entire story for about the 3rd time and I can't get enough! I decree you post more soon.

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 16/01/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Ooooo, what a cliffhanger ending!! How dare you! :P I lalalaloved the chapter!

Tilly is such a badass, kicking Orlando out of the apartment and all. I can't wait for more!

Love,
Your Steph

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 25/01/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

The sexual tension is killing me! I fully expect vivid moments later that will make me blush. :D

I know I've already told you but I still love the breaking her face to crumble to his carpet for such a cause.

Chapter 8 will be the highlight of you my life, you know.

Author's Response: hahaha!! ooh this is why i shouldnt give you hints! Oh well, i hope that when the next chapter comes, it is fulfilling enough!\r\nThankyou!!\r\n\r\nxx

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 31/01/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Okay, the first thing that came out of my mouth when I started reading this chapter was, "Wait, I don't remember the last chapter ending like that..." Which then prompted me into going back to chapter 7, at which point I went, "Ohhhhhh. You sneak, you!" :P

Very hot- the beginning. I have alway enjoyed the amazing way you describe, well, smut, and you brought on the cheek flushes in me.

And it's crazy and funny how much I'm like the Steph in this story. Of course, you know me, Orlando is always the casanova in my mind. :P

And just so you know, I would never implode or explode over Orlando. Never. That's just not how I roll, okay?

hehe

Okay, maybe... Oh hell, yeah, I would and I think I did a little when I read you had updated!

More soon, yeah? I love you insanely!

Author's Response: Thank heaven for that! I was really nervous about you reading the rudey rudey bit in it. But i\'m glad you enjoyed it. Hahaha, you would so implode. tee hee!! xxxxx

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 01/02/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

I had to read this chapter again because it's just so giggle, shiver and giddiness inducing that I needed it again. :D I love this story but I seriously love you more!

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 26/02/08 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

As much as you want to say this is rubbish (shame on you!!!) I have to say that I rather enjoyed it. Quite very much. You tickled me pink with the cucumber reference-thank you!! :D And, well, considering that I can't deny (as much as I'd want to ahahaha) my insanity and how much it's personally similar, I will continue to say that I rather think that it was a very enjoyable transition chapter. As unpleasant as those can be, I remember sadly in my own story writing case, I think you did a wonderful job. I screamed in joy at the yahoo message about the update and I can't wait to scream in joy again at the next update! Yay for writing freedom! *heart*

P.S. Talk soon, yeah?

Author's Response: haha i did shove that in because i know how much you love it. I was meant to put a note at the start, but im glad you spotted it! Haha, thankyou for liking it!! And definately talk soon! I well miss you!1 xx

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 27/11/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

I would first like to say that your final paragraph blew me away. It was a-fucking-mazing! Seriously! You really have no idea how much this update has pleased me. I've missed you and your writing so much, obviously, that I couldn't wait to get on the computer once work set me free and read the rest of what I had started before I left earlier.

In all aspects, you certainly have Steph to an art of what this Steph would be and would act. And don't think I didn't cry out in dismay at that amazing cliffhanger you threw at the end. *wags finger* If I didn't love you so much I'd think you were trying to torture me. haha

Okay, it's late, I'm rambling. The truth is, you rock my socks off and this chapter was great. I can't wait for the next one and hope we can talk soon.

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 27/11/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

P.S. I love you! Damn thing cut that off and that's the most important thing, in my opinion. :P

Author's Response: hello love! oooh bless you! Its been so long since i've written anything I was so worried that i have lost all forms of coherent writing so its so good to get good feedback (last night with so many reads and no reviews i was starting to fear, but i can pacify those demons with the thought that it was just you reading and rereading...haha. No seriously, thankyou for your lovely words, i miss you. I'm sooooooooo glad you enjoyed it! (and yes of course i got steph perfect!). :) xxxx

What's in a Name by Junior Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 7]
Summary: A response to Karlmir Stonewain's challenge of how I chose my Penname
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 721 Read Count: 1070
[Report This] Published: 21/01/08 Updated: 21/01/08
Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 24/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Beautifully sad and moving!

Summary: Humorous internal thoughts of Orlando Bloom, as he fights with obsessive mental imagery and filth. Or just embraces it? [please pay attention to warnings you under-age-rs!]
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7257 Read Count: 6543
[Report This] Published: 22/01/08 Updated: 31/01/08
Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 06/02/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

More! You're killing me...in a good way, that is! I check every day to see if you've updated. By the way, thank you for the review. Much appreciated! :D

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 30/01/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I'm about two chapters in and couldn't resist typing in a review. It's pefect. It is like watching all this from behind his eyeballs. I'm really enjoying this! Well, off to read more, in which I hope it never ends.

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 30/01/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Sadly enough it did end! More soon, yeah? :D I can't wait to see what happens next.

Author's Response: Thank you for your reviews!!\r\nI am glad you are enjoying it! \r\nI thought it would be nice to write something with a bit of humour!\r\nThere will be more, just as soon as I can get my brain working again!\r\nx

Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 01/02/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Not 1 but 2 updates today! It's honestly like an early Christmas over here! :D I loved the part when Quinn busted the two of them- it was a total "uh oh" moment but I enjoyed it so much I read it twice. I'm definitely looking forward to more!

The Mirror by Celestial Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Someone asked me if I was interested in writing a poem about Galadriel's Mirror after the Fourth Age...so here it is!
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125 Read Count: 1050
[Report This] Published: 03/02/08 Updated: 03/02/08
Reviewer: urylia Signed
Date: 05/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: A forgotten pool

Amazing!! Beautifully written!

Author's Response: Thank you!