Reviews by callerofcrows
Summary: Short Story. The Fellowship has some fun by a frozen lake. The Hobbits invent words and Legolas and Aragorn are out to get each other. Takes place some time after "Work Out." *Completed*
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Boromir
Genres: Humor, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2973 Read Count: 1347
Published: Oct 09 2004 Updated: Oct 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Strange Words and Thin Ice Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
LOL I love this story! It's great! It made me laugh a lot.
Date: Sep 14 2008
They Stand by Tathrin Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A poem about the Last Alliance of Elves and Men against the growing Shadow of the Dark Lord Sauron.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Other
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 235 Read Count: 1597
Published: Nov 05 2004 Updated: Nov 05 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: They Stand Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Now THAT was a poem of epic awesomeness. I'm blown away. That gave me goose-bumps, and I'll be marching around the snow-fort in my yard saying "They stand" and drawing on thsi poem for inspiration as I launch and get hit by snowballs.

Author's Response: Thank you, so much! Good luck in your battle, I hope you stand firm and are victorious! :D Wow, that is exactly what poetry should do to people...I'm so excited you were inspired! Awesome, thank you!
Date: Jan 18 2009
Goodbye by Nea Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A moment between ill-fated lovers.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Thranduil, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 950 Read Count: 1526
Published: Nov 27 2004 Updated: Nov 27 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Goodbye Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Wow. That was brilliant! So sad too! It almost made me cry a little! Keep up the good work!
Date: Feb 15 2008
Summary: Satiana Mor realizes that she has feelings for someone. The only problem is that he's her best friend. What is she going to do?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7063 Read Count: 10585
Published: Aug 12 2005 Updated: May 13 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
This is amazing!! Please update soon. Your writing style is very good, and the storyline is gripping! Awesome job!
Date: Jan 10 2008
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
PLEASE UPDATE SOON! I'm dying to know what happens! :) Great writing!!
Date: Jan 13 2008
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed

Please update! I like this story, and I really want to see it progress!

Date: Apr 22 2009
Summary: Legolas helps soothe a mother's passing of a little girl.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1327 Read Count: 1279
Published: Mar 29 2006 Updated: Mar 29 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Starry Night Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
This story brought tears to my eyes! You are very good at capturing moments. Keep writing!
Date: Mar 02 2009
Summary: A funny story including: blond hairs, tweezers, a dwarf, and an elf. Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1013 Read Count: 1958
Published: Sep 20 2006 Updated: Sep 20 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed

I laughed so hard reading this! Oh my god! That was hilarious! Great job!

I only have one question. Was this supposed to take place in Mirkwood or Lothlorien? Because Celeborn and Galadriel rule over Lothlorien, and I don't think they'd be able to ban Gimli from Mirkwood since it isn't their territory.

Other than that though, amazing job!

Date: Feb 02 2009
Summary: A response to Syril Silverleaf's "Disrobed" challenge. Hey! Put your pants back on!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Elves in the Elements
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 550 Read Count: 3159
Published: Oct 03 2006 Updated: Oct 03 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
This made me laugh. Very funny!

Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: Feb 16 2009
Summary: Aaannd it has returned to that time of the year: Middle Earth Olympics! Featuring smoke-ring-blowing, dwarf-tossing, Anduin-Rohan marathons, and more.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1478 Read Count: 1359
Published: Oct 19 2006 Updated: Oct 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Annual Anduin-Rohan Marathon: Part One Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
That's hilarious!! I hope you update it, the date on top says that you haven't for 2 years!
Date: Feb 10 2008
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 63350
Published: Nov 22 2006 Updated: Apr 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 12: The Triumph of True Love...and Money Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
I laughed so hard. I laughed so hard I cried. Then I had a panic attack because Disney WOULD do this without a second thought. Excellent horror story!

Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: Feb 18 2009
Summary: Tokien finally gets a chance to watch the Lord of the Rings movies and react with amazement and horror at what has become of his books.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4086 Read Count: 5843
Published: Dec 03 2006 Updated: May 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Fellowship of the Ring Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
As I said previously, this story is really good. The only thing I would really change would be the way the dialouge is set up. If the dialouge keeps alternating evenly, you don't have to add "he says" or "I responded" every time. This helps make the piece a little bit smoother. Other than this, the story is very well written. You should definately continue with this series/story it's funny and interesting.

Author's Response: thanks, love your story too. I get what you mean about the dialogue...I\'ve always had problems with dialogue
Date: Jan 08 2008
Title: Chapter 1: The Fellowship of the Ring Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
You are very creative, this story is amazing! I love the way Tolkien reacts to the world he created. Keep up the amazing work! I can't wait for the next chapter.

Author's Response: why, thank you
Date: Jan 07 2008
Summary: High school students doin' high school stuff, but talking in LotR quotes. Teachers are happily exempt.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2302 Read Count: 5149
Published: Dec 24 2006 Updated: Jan 05 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Okay, you mentioned the bari sax. You are now my hero.
Date: Jan 10 2009
Holiday Spirit Lost by Sivan Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It was supposed to be a happy day at Imladris, but something happened in the ugly way, leaving one of the twins with broken spirit.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3150 Read Count: 1392
Published: Jan 13 2007 Updated: Jan 13 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 1/1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed

That was very touching, but I don't understand what you meant by the last phrase "What did I almost do with my mouth?" It makes him sound like he might've misplaced it.

Date: Jun 23 2008
Summary: Suppose Elrond and Celebrian had another daughter. marries and loves legolas and is a 10th member of the fellowship of the ring
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1273 Read Count: 1538
Published: Feb 21 2007 Updated: Feb 21 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Keep writing!
Date: Jan 23 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Keep writing!
Date: Jan 23 2009
Summary: This is a Mary-Sue parody, and it is based on a real story;) Hope you enjoy it!

Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 714 Read Count: 1257
Published: Apr 22 2007 Updated: Apr 22 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Please update! I want to know what happens!
Date: Sep 14 2008
Summary: Even adolescent elves get 'The Talk'.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrían
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1682 Read Count: 2126
Published: Aug 01 2007 Updated: Aug 01 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Oh my god! That is the funniest thing EVER! Great job! Oh, I'm still laughing. You need to be an author, that was amazing.
Date: Jan 11 2008
Summary: My Very first Fanfic EVER!. Its not much,not that well put together and its plain blah!.haha. But please Review it and let me know what you all think.:D!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 754 Read Count: 1544
Published: Aug 14 2007 Updated: Aug 14 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
It's relatively funny! I laughed out loud at some parts.
Date: Feb 19 2009
Summary: A poem about not being able to understand an urge to do something. R&R
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Poems and Songs, My Original Stories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167 Read Count: 2061
Published: Nov 01 2007 Updated: Nov 01 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Don't Understand Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
I think that everyone has feelings like that, and you definately aren't a freak. I'm very glad that you don't want to die. Your stories are wonderful, and if you did die, the world would lose a wonderful author. I would say that I know how you feel, but everyone goes through things in their own way. I have been in a similar situation though, and believe me when I tell you that things can only get better :)

Author's Response: Hannon le mellon nin. I'm totally over it now but it's still nice to hear things like that. I'm glad you think I'm a good author *grins* I've started writing a couple of my own stories, one about gods and goddesses and elf-like creatures that aren't elves coz elves are not as interesting as they used to be - to me anyway - so I don't write much fanfic anymore but I might get back into it. Thanks for the review though - Li
Date: Jul 30 2008
Summary: A poem I wrote for a special Elf at the time of Summer Solstice, 1986. I had painstakingly did it in Calligraphy on parchment and presented it to her in a glassed frame. She was mildly amused. Alas! It did not win her heart. Neither did she notice the message in the vertical column. Ah! The foolish things I did for love when I was younger!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61 Read Count: 2428
Published: Dec 22 2007 Updated: Dec 22 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Solstice for Andrea Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed

Wow, that was beautiful.

And the message on the side is very sweet...I'm sorry that she didn't return your affections, that's sad :(



Author's Response: Like I told LadyWarrior, women of my generation didn't seem to appreciate the romance of poetry. During my high school and college years I wrote several poems of this genre for special ladies, only to be regarded for my efforts as some sort of eccentric, or worse a laughable nut case. Life's not easy for geeks. I hate to think what might have happened if I'd started writing LotR fan fiction back then. I'm finally glad to see that a few readers appreciate my poetry at last, even if it's 40+ years later.
Date: Jan 18 2009
Summary: Sitting around the fire Aragorn's mind begins to wander
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2142 Read Count: 3195
Published: Dec 31 2007 Updated: Dec 31 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1/6 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Good job, keep writing!
Date: Feb 18 2009
Don't Be Afraid by Isilra, Adora Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Frodo is dieing, can Sam save him in time? WARNING: Death Fic
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Frodo, Rosie, Sam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3859 Read Count: 2061
Published: Jan 05 2008 Updated: Jan 05 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
It's so sad! Please update this, I want to find out what happens! Amazing story and writing so far!

Author's Response: Thank you SO much for your kind words! I\'m so glad you took the time to read. Thanks again for the support.\r\n\r\nGod Bless. \r\n\r\nIsilra\'
Date: Jan 06 2008
Summary: Boromir has died. Unfortunatly, there has been a glitch. Rather than ending up in the Realm of Mandos, Boromir has been sent to Hogwarts. But this is not the Hogwarts that we've all fondly read of . . . .
Categories: Book-verse, Crossovers Characters: Boromir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2675 Read Count: 2608
Published: Apr 11 2008 Updated: May 24 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Other. . . world? Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
lol. wooow...this is, interesting...i am hooked!

Author's Response: That\'s good! This is probably my favourite of my fanfics. . . :D
Date: Apr 11 2008