Reviews by callerofcrows
Summary: Short Story. The Fellowship has some fun by a frozen lake. The Hobbits invent words and Legolas and Aragorn are out to get each other. Takes place some time after "Work Out." *Completed*
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Boromir
Genres: Humor, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2973 Read Count: 1332
Published: 10/09/04 Updated: 10/09/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Strange Words and Thin Ice Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
LOL I love this story! It's great! It made me laugh a lot.
Date: 09/14/08
They Stand by Tathrin Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A poem about the Last Alliance of Elves and Men against the growing Shadow of the Dark Lord Sauron.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Other
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 235 Read Count: 1585
Published: 11/05/04 Updated: 11/05/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: They Stand Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Now THAT was a poem of epic awesomeness. I'm blown away. That gave me goose-bumps, and I'll be marching around the snow-fort in my yard saying "They stand" and drawing on thsi poem for inspiration as I launch and get hit by snowballs.

Author's Response: Thank you, so much! Good luck in your battle, I hope you stand firm and are victorious! :D Wow, that is exactly what poetry should do to people...I'm so excited you were inspired! Awesome, thank you!
Date: 01/18/09
Goodbye by Nea Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A moment between ill-fated lovers.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Thranduil, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 950 Read Count: 1520
Published: 11/27/04 Updated: 11/27/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Goodbye Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Wow. That was brilliant! So sad too! It almost made me cry a little! Keep up the good work!
Date: 02/15/08
Summary: Satiana Mor realizes that she has feelings for someone. The only problem is that he's her best friend. What is she going to do?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Original Character
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7063 Read Count: 10536
Published: 08/12/05 Updated: 05/13/11 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
This is amazing!! Please update soon. Your writing style is very good, and the storyline is gripping! Awesome job!
Date: 01/10/08
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
PLEASE UPDATE SOON! I'm dying to know what happens! :) Great writing!!
Date: 01/13/08
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed

Please update! I like this story, and I really want to see it progress!

Date: 04/22/09
Summary: Legolas helps soothe a mother's passing of a little girl.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1327 Read Count: 1269
Published: 03/29/06 Updated: 03/29/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Starry Night Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
This story brought tears to my eyes! You are very good at capturing moments. Keep writing!
Date: 03/02/09
Summary: A funny story including: blond hairs, tweezers, a dwarf, and an elf. Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1013 Read Count: 1948
Published: 09/20/06 Updated: 09/20/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed

I laughed so hard reading this! Oh my god! That was hilarious! Great job!

I only have one question. Was this supposed to take place in Mirkwood or Lothlorien? Because Celeborn and Galadriel rule over Lothlorien, and I don't think they'd be able to ban Gimli from Mirkwood since it isn't their territory.

Other than that though, amazing job!

Date: 02/02/09
Summary: A response to Syril Silverleaf's "Disrobed" challenge. Hey! Put your pants back on!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Elves in the Elements
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 550 Read Count: 3129
Published: 10/03/06 Updated: 10/03/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
This made me laugh. Very funny!

Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: 02/16/09
Summary: Aaannd it has returned to that time of the year: Middle Earth Olympics! Featuring smoke-ring-blowing, dwarf-tossing, Anduin-Rohan marathons, and more.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1478 Read Count: 1348
Published: 10/19/06 Updated: 10/19/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Annual Anduin-Rohan Marathon: Part One Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
That's hilarious!! I hope you update it, the date on top says that you haven't for 2 years!
Date: 02/10/08
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 62897
Published: 11/22/06 Updated: 04/19/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 12: The Triumph of True Love...and Money Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
I laughed so hard. I laughed so hard I cried. Then I had a panic attack because Disney WOULD do this without a second thought. Excellent horror story!

Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: 02/18/09
Summary: Tokien finally gets a chance to watch the Lord of the Rings movies and react with amazement and horror at what has become of his books.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4086 Read Count: 5835
Published: 12/03/06 Updated: 05/19/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Fellowship of the Ring Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
As I said previously, this story is really good. The only thing I would really change would be the way the dialouge is set up. If the dialouge keeps alternating evenly, you don't have to add "he says" or "I responded" every time. This helps make the piece a little bit smoother. Other than this, the story is very well written. You should definately continue with this series/story it's funny and interesting.

Author's Response: thanks, love your story too. I get what you mean about the dialogue...I\'ve always had problems with dialogue
Date: 01/08/08
Title: Chapter 1: The Fellowship of the Ring Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
You are very creative, this story is amazing! I love the way Tolkien reacts to the world he created. Keep up the amazing work! I can't wait for the next chapter.

Author's Response: why, thank you
Date: 01/07/08
Summary: High school students doin' high school stuff, but talking in LotR quotes. Teachers are happily exempt.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2302 Read Count: 5123
Published: 12/24/06 Updated: 01/05/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Okay, you mentioned the bari sax. You are now my hero.
Date: 01/10/09
Holiday Spirit Lost by Sivan Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It was supposed to be a happy day at Imladris, but something happened in the ugly way, leaving one of the twins with broken spirit.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3150 Read Count: 1377
Published: 01/13/07 Updated: 01/13/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: 1/1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed

That was very touching, but I don't understand what you meant by the last phrase "What did I almost do with my mouth?" It makes him sound like he might've misplaced it.

Date: 06/23/08
Summary: Suppose Elrond and Celebrian had another daughter. marries and loves legolas and is a 10th member of the fellowship of the ring
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1273 Read Count: 1532
Published: 02/21/07 Updated: 02/21/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Keep writing!
Date: 01/23/09
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Keep writing!
Date: 01/23/09
Summary: This is a Mary-Sue parody, and it is based on a real story;) Hope you enjoy it!

Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 714 Read Count: 1249
Published: 04/22/07 Updated: 04/22/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Please update! I want to know what happens!
Date: 09/14/08
Summary: Even adolescent elves get 'The Talk'.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrían
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1682 Read Count: 2113
Published: 08/01/07 Updated: 08/01/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
Oh my god! That is the funniest thing EVER! Great job! Oh, I'm still laughing. You need to be an author, that was amazing.
Date: 01/11/08
Summary: My Very first Fanfic EVER!. Its not much,not that well put together and its plain blah!.haha. But please Review it and let me know what you all think.:D!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 754 Read Count: 1535
Published: 08/14/07 Updated: 08/14/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: callerofcrows Signed
It's relatively funny! I laughed out loud at some parts.
Date: 02/19/09