Penname: Twisted Ingenue [Contact] Real name: Natalie
Member Since: 01/01/08
Membership status: Member
Name: Natalie


Gender: Female

Hair Colour: Dark Blonde

Skin Tone: Very Pale...almost vampire-like if your will...jk

Status: Very Very VERY Single...seeking mate

Gender Preference: Boys really
Alexei: I love spending my time with my black cat who is a year old . His name is Alexei (after the last tsarevich of Russia) but he also goes by Alex, P.T flea (of just P.T), Dr. Evil, Evil Genius (or E.G for short) Prof. Dumbass (pronounced Doom-ahs), Ass-wipe (pronounced Ahs-weep-pay), You-Know Who, Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Steve Leopard, Stretch, Stinky, The Dark Lord, my little tsarevich (used by my blind mother eyes only) my little prince (used by my blind mother eyes only) Mr.snuggles (used by my blind mother eyes only) and most recently, the Murderer (he killed a baby bluebird gasp) and Mr.Shrewman (he kills Shrews and brings him inside)

Loves: Harry Potter, Darren Shan Saga, The Office, Supernatural, Moonlight (new show!), LOTR, and Louisa May Alcott. I also love writing (DUH!) acting, singing, daydreaming, boys, eating junk food, sleeping, being crazy, driving others crazy with my sexual innuendos, flirting, and of course...writing.

Stuff (not fanfiction) that I'm writing: I'm writing a musical now called, "Impulse City" it's driving me crazy because it's so hard. Also...a story called "Veiled Illusions of the Heart"'s on screenname is "Veiled in a Dream".

Me: I am insane, witty, a little sarcastic, flirtatious, charismatic, dramatic, outspoken, fearless(in social situations), and fearful(in almost every other situation. I also get frightened or disturbed easily. I still don't know why I take so much pleasure in Horror movies and books though. I do my Horror reading in secret. I am seemingly the more docile sister or the prissy one out of my three sisters. My older sister frets over work and is VERY immature and self-centered, my youngest sister is sporty and the horror film lover...and I'm the reader, writer...and romantic one. When we used to go to Grandma's house often, Hilary would pout or beg for new clothes, Claire would be outside climbing her tree...trying to hurt herself in some way...and I...would be making weak tea for my Grandma in my special green teapot she bought me. I also might have been helping in the kitchen...I'm not a good cook...but I make really great tea's stronger now!

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. ( They're basically telling kids, be selfish, don't share! WTF!?).

I'm also really into fictional I've added something to my profile...if you're interested:


Frodo Baggins

Will Turner

Jack Sparrow

Anakin Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

Harry Osborne

Spider Man

Android 17 (younger crush)Dragonball Z

Goku (younger crush) Dragonball Z

Trunks (younger crush) Dragonball Z

Flik (younger crush ) A bug's life

Darren Shan

Kurda Smahlt

Urcha Von

Steve Leonard

Harry Potter

Ron Weasly

Fred Weasly

George Weasly

Cedric Diggory

Tom Riddle

Rick (from The Mummy)

Sawyer (Lost)

Charlie Epps(Numbers)

Boone (Lost)

Charlie Campbell

Laurie Laurence


Jimmy Olsen



Edward (He's a blockhead...but...) (Twilight)

Jacob (LOVE) (Twilight

Spy kids boy

Young pinecone (hot Indian guy not sure of name so I call him this.)

that prince guy from “Lioness Rampant” series

George cute

Alex from Jaws

that other kid from Jaws

Sir Lancelot (Camelot)

Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Mr. Willoughby (Sense and Sensibility)

Aladdin (younger crush)

Freddy (from Scooby doo, younger crush)

Freakazoid (old cartoon, VERY younger crush, about 5 years old, lasted 1 week.)

Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty, younger crush.)

Jack Dawson

Sunshine (Remember the titans)

Jim (The Office)

Phantom of the Opera (Michael Crawford's version...and -sigh-...the movie version.)

Nathaniel Hawthorne (Well...he's not fictional...but he's dead)

Alexei Romanov (Well...he's not fictional...but he's...sniff dead)

Dean Winchester (A pervert and badass...but so effing SEXY...I mean...he has freckles and muscles...and HELL HE'S HOT!)


Mick St. John (That vampire jacket and that tight fitting sweater...WHEW!) (Moonlight)

Josef Kostan (or Konstantin) (Moonlight) ( first he creeped me out and I thought he was a jerk...then...his creepy gaze changed into a sexy intense one...and now I'm in love...with him...more than Mick. My sis can have Mick)

Sweeney Todd (Though Johnny Depp's not bad's really the basic character that turns be on and get's my stomach all a'flippin. I've been dreamin' about sex with him having me at knife-point for a little while -swoons-. I LOVE dangerous men...whew...that'll sure get me in trouble...but I don't care so shut up and don't lecture me, beetches!)

Not all are major crushes...most aren't...but some...I had many restless nights over...or many restless years...some...I'm still restless

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Reviews by Twisted Ingenue
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 134788
[Report This] Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04
Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Date: 07/01/08 Title: Chapter 64: Epilogue

I love this story. You are awesome

Blind Love by red october Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Legolas does not understand mortals, until he is sent into present-day earth, and befriends a girl who shows him the world, as he has never before seen it, through sightless eyes.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1040 Read Count: 3024
[Report This] Published: 02/02/06 Updated: 20/04/06
Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Date: 11/01/08 Title: Chapter 2: Metal Horses, And A Girl Named Amy

I'm sort of a sucker for Legomances and this one is REALLY funny! A HORSE! HAHAHA! GENIUS!

No! by Numenora Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: 3-year-old Estel refuses to bathe (No Filthy-Ranger Jokes! smirk). For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge ‘Water’

Word-count: 100

Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash
Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Arwen, Arwen, Legolas, Legolas
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 154 Read Count: 1372
[Report This] Published: 28/03/06 Updated: 28/03/06
Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Date: 11/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: No!

Aww! Aragorn is so cute!

Author's Response: I\'m so glad; thank you so very much! Patty.

Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Gríma, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 57371
[Report This] Published: 22/11/06 Updated: 19/04/08
Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Date: 20/12/08 Title: Chapter 12: The Triumph of True Love...and Money

*dies* Thanks. You killed me. This... *shivers* I

Author's Response: Hmmm...well, I'll definitely come to the funeral. Sorry about that.

Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G [Reviews - 42]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrían, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 137020
[Report This] Published: 27/05/07 Updated: 14/09/13
Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Date: 07/01/08 Title: Chapter 26: Sick Hobbits, and Gollum's Game of Go-Fish

Thanks for adding my dream! I feel so honored! And I love the title you created! Lol...that Gollum thing was REALLY weird.

Author's Response: No problem. I think you had the weirdest dream I\'ve put in my collection so far.

Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Date: 05/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Luthien with ADD

Wow...this is a great idea, Jules! ALWAYS come up with great ideas so this is nothing new.
I've had so many dreams featuring Tolkien's books or movies that I can't even count...but...if you want I'd be glad to share one I had when I was sick:

I had this really weird dream where my little sister and I were on this "adventure" which consisted of sleeping on the side of the highway, sticking out our thumbs to hitchhike, and cursing (dream curse-words of course, one being "Keebler Elf") at the cars that just zoomed by us.
Oddly enough, both of us over "time" (dream time is weird) started donning hobbitish suspenders and green cloaks with the leaves of Lorien brooches holding them together. My feet were also getting itchy from hobbit hair. Somehow, my sister and I had morphed into Sam and Frodo. I being Frodo and my sister being Sam. And yet, it didn't seem like it was that big of a deal. We were just like "Oh well!"
The I started to feel fluish symptoms and my sister/Sam was really concerned. She/he was like "It's the ring, isn't it, Mr. Frodo?" And I'm all like "Yep...*cough* *sneeze* sure is!"
When I started to get feverish chills, a neon blue, Chevy Silverado (I'm a car obsessed I THINK that's what is was) pulled up. It was Faramir wearing sunglasses. He looked a lot like David Wenham except he had his hair in a ponytail.
For some strange reason, my sister/Sam just hopped into the car next to Faramir and she/he was like "ha! I got shotgun"
But for some reason I was scared and I started running away...but then I stopped because I didn't want my sister/beloved friend to be in a car alone with the shady-looking Faramir, so crawled into the backseat. The only thing I remember was me saying "Nice leather interior," and Faramir replied with something along the lines of "'s the finest Gondorian leather."
Then, Sam (my sister and I were completely the characters) and I were brought to Henneth Annûn which resembled the spa from the Grove Park Inn. I was still feeling really sick to my stomach and dizzy, though.
I was about to go vomit in one of the pools under a waterfall (Sam had disappeared) when Faramir came behind me again and was all like,
"We have your friend down there,"
All of the sudden we were in this colloseum/stadium kind of thing that featured a rock pool at the bottom. I looked down to see a furrier (kind of Hello Kitty-like) Gollumn on a rock playing "go-fish" with his evil self. I soon got really scared and started shaking and whimpering something like,
Then this strange sqaud of people who look like the faceless Civil War guys from a museum exhibit started popping up everywhere with bayonet guns and aiming them at Gollumn.
For some reason, I was like, "Okay" and I ran down the steps,,,everyone began to evaporate, except for Gollumn who looked pissed and began hissing at me. Then, he dissapated and I was left alone on a rock and I bent over, crying in distress from the "decision" I had made. That's when I woke up with a nasty headache and I stumbled over to the bathroom to start "worshipping the porcelain god". Yes...I was pretty ill when I dreamt that.

Summary: Few know of the true story behind the men that became the Ringwraiths. After gaining power, their fate was set. They were forever changed. Oneshot
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Nazgûl
Genres: Horror
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 440 Read Count: 2017
[Report This] Published: 07/01/08 Updated: 07/01/08
Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Date: 07/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow...this is beautiful. I've never read anything like this before. I've always wondered what it was like for the Orcs...I mean...I know it's weird, but I've always somehow felt sorry for them and I've even cried everytime they're all slaughtered viciously by our favorite heroes. I mean...the Orcs have to be killed...but it's still sad. But I guess, in your fic, it says they no longer care. Maybe that means they no longer fear death.
Anyways...this fic brought a few tears in my eyes and made me think. You are an amazingly profound author. You should seriously keep it up because if I'm not might have a career lined up for you. :)

Author's Response: Well thank you so much! It makes me feel very good to know that I was able to touch someone with my writing. I am very glad that you liked it!