Reviews by Twisted Ingenue
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 169581
Published: Aug 09 2004 Updated: Aug 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 64: Epilogue Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
I love this story. You are awesome
Date: Jan 07 2008
Blind Love by red october Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Legolas does not understand mortals, until he is sent into present-day earth, and befriends a girl who shows him the world, as he has never before seen it, through sightless eyes.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1040 Read Count: 3681
Published: Feb 02 2006 Updated: Apr 20 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Metal Horses, And A Girl Named Amy Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
I'm sort of a sucker for Legomances and this one is REALLY funny! A HORSE! HAHAHA! GENIUS!
Date: Jan 11 2008
No! by Numenora Rated: G [Reviews - 7]
Summary: 3-year-old Estel refuses to bathe (No Filthy-Ranger Jokes! smirk). For lotrallslash Daily Drabble Challenge ‘Water’

Word-count: 100

Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Aragorn, Aragorn, Arwen, Arwen, Legolas, Legolas
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 154 Read Count: 1644
Published: Mar 27 2006 Updated: Mar 27 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: No! Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Aww! Aragorn is so cute!

Author's Response: I\'m so glad; thank you so very much! Patty.
Date: Jan 11 2008
Summary: There are many diehard Tolkien fans that complain that either Peter Jackson's films destroyed their cherished images of Middle Earth or didn't capture the spirit of Middle Earth. My answer? It could have been a thousand times worse.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Bill the Pony, Denethor, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Grma, Nazgl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Thoden, Witch King
Genres: Horror, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27966 Read Count: 72824
Published: Nov 22 2006 Updated: Apr 19 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 12: The Triumph of True Love...and Money Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
*dies* Thanks. You killed me. This... *shivers* I

Author's Response: Hmmm...well, I'll definitely come to the funeral. Sorry about that.
Date: Dec 20 2008
Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G half-star [Reviews - 55]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebran, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lthien Tinviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Thoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 164712
Published: May 27 2007 Updated: Sep 14 2013 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 26: Sick Hobbits, and Gollum's Game of Go-Fish Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Thanks for adding my dream! I feel so honored! And I love the title you created! Lol...that Gollum thing was REALLY weird.

Author's Response: No problem. I think you had the weirdest dream I\'ve put in my collection so far.
Date: Jan 07 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Luthien with ADD Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Wow...this is a great idea, Jules! ALWAYS come up with great ideas so this is nothing new.
I've had so many dreams featuring Tolkien's books or movies that I can't even count...but...if you want I'd be glad to share one I had when I was sick:

I had this really weird dream where my little sister and I were on this "adventure" which consisted of sleeping on the side of the highway, sticking out our thumbs to hitchhike, and cursing (dream curse-words of course, one being "Keebler Elf") at the cars that just zoomed by us.
Oddly enough, both of us over "time" (dream time is weird) started donning hobbitish suspenders and green cloaks with the leaves of Lorien brooches holding them together. My feet were also getting itchy from hobbit hair. Somehow, my sister and I had morphed into Sam and Frodo. I being Frodo and my sister being Sam. And yet, it didn't seem like it was that big of a deal. We were just like "Oh well!"
The I started to feel fluish symptoms and my sister/Sam was really concerned. She/he was like "It's the ring, isn't it, Mr. Frodo?" And I'm all like "Yep...*cough* *sneeze* sure is!"
When I started to get feverish chills, a neon blue, Chevy Silverado (I'm a car obsessed I THINK that's what is was) pulled up. It was Faramir wearing sunglasses. He looked a lot like David Wenham except he had his hair in a ponytail.
For some strange reason, my sister/Sam just hopped into the car next to Faramir and she/he was like "ha! I got shotgun"
But for some reason I was scared and I started running away...but then I stopped because I didn't want my sister/beloved friend to be in a car alone with the shady-looking Faramir, so crawled into the backseat. The only thing I remember was me saying "Nice leather interior," and Faramir replied with something along the lines of "'s the finest Gondorian leather."
Then, Sam (my sister and I were completely the characters) and I were brought to Henneth Annn which resembled the spa from the Grove Park Inn. I was still feeling really sick to my stomach and dizzy, though.
I was about to go vomit in one of the pools under a waterfall (Sam had disappeared) when Faramir came behind me again and was all like,
"We have your friend down there,"
All of the sudden we were in this colloseum/stadium kind of thing that featured a rock pool at the bottom. I looked down to see a furrier (kind of Hello Kitty-like) Gollumn on a rock playing "go-fish" with his evil self. I soon got really scared and started shaking and whimpering something like,
Then this strange sqaud of people who look like the faceless Civil War guys from a museum exhibit started popping up everywhere with bayonet guns and aiming them at Gollumn.
For some reason, I was like, "Okay" and I ran down the steps,,,everyone began to evaporate, except for Gollumn who looked pissed and began hissing at me. Then, he dissapated and I was left alone on a rock and I bent over, crying in distress from the "decision" I had made. That's when I woke up with a nasty headache and I stumbled over to the bathroom to start "worshipping the porcelain god". Yes...I was pretty ill when I dreamt that.
Date: Jan 04 2008
Summary: Few know of the true story behind the men that became the Ringwraiths. After gaining power, their fate was set. They were forever changed. Oneshot
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Nazgl
Genres: Horror
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 440 Read Count: 2567
Published: Jan 07 2008 Updated: Jan 07 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Twisted Ingenue Signed
Wow...this is beautiful. I've never read anything like this before. I've always wondered what it was like for the Orcs...I mean...I know it's weird, but I've always somehow felt sorry for them and I've even cried everytime they're all slaughtered viciously by our favorite heroes. I mean...the Orcs have to be killed...but it's still sad. But I guess, in your fic, it says they no longer care. Maybe that means they no longer fear death.
Anyways...this fic brought a few tears in my eyes and made me think. You are an amazingly profound author. You should seriously keep it up because if I'm not might have a career lined up for you. :)

Author's Response: Well thank you so much! It makes me feel very good to know that I was able to touch someone with my writing. I am very glad that you liked it!
Date: Jan 07 2008