Reviews by elf pimp
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Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
*pounces Emmess* Woohoo! Um...you already know how I feel...:P Haldir: *rolls eyes* Yeah...I know too, you are so friggin' touchy feely... Bird: only with you babe...:D

Author's Response: *pounces Bird back* thanks for reviewing, Bird! Haldir...you're a fine one to talk...didn't I see you bawl like at baby during Ol' Yeller?
Date: Dec 01 2004
Summary: Legolas gets laid! Peep through some tent flaps in Dunharrow and watch the Prince of Mirkwood lose his virginity (and then some!) Complete and utter smut! Het,OFC, oral, PWP, very NC17
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5851 Read Count: 24674
Published: Oct 10 2004 Updated: Oct 14 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: The Next Morning Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
This is very hot...:D But I keep on imaging Aragorn and Gimli outside of the tent listening in on everything...;) That would have beeen funny the next morning...heheheheh...anyway...loved it...:D

Author's Response: *giggling* Oh, now that IS naughty! ;-)
Date: Nov 21 2004
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Published: Dec 31 1969 Updated: Dec 31 1969 [Report This]
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YO! You already know how much I love this story...now for the pokes to finish it...Haldir, get out DOD and poke Kath till she finishes this one...
Date: Dec 06 2004
Fun With Elves by Nephthys Rated: NC-17 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: What happens when two amorous elves pay a late night visit to a mutual friend. Complete and utter smut set in the 21st century. Het, oral, PWP, very NC17, threesome, anal
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Haldir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6369 Read Count: 23532
Published: Oct 29 2004 Updated: Nov 16 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Under My Thumb Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
alright *inserts self into story* I think i can handle that...:D Very hot...:D Bird

Author's Response: Those two (Legolas and Haldir) are great, aren't they? I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Date: Nov 21 2004
Summary: Legolas and a childhood friend are paired on a scouting mission for Elrond before The Ring heads south. Will they ever admit to their mutual desire or drive each other crazy trying to deny their attraction? Het, OFC, solo, oral, NC17
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38401 Read Count: 82900
Published: Oct 31 2004 Updated: Jan 08 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 14: A Vision of the Future? Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
My lord! YES! MORE! This is a fabulous story and I want to know what happens in the end! I give this two thumbs up! (Love the tension releasing scenes...;)

Author's Response: Thank you, elf pimp! I'm glad you like it and find the tension believeable. Poor Legolas has to take care of his tension somehow!
Date: Nov 21 2004
Green by Khylaren Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Erestor sees Thranduil. Thranduil sees Erestor.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Erestor, Thranduil
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2893 Read Count: 2114
Published: Nov 19 2004 Updated: Nov 19 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
this is WONDERFUL...the pairing of erestor and thranduil is such a unique one, and delicious! - Bird
Date: Jan 16 2005
Escape by Khylaren Rated: NC-17 starhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: A battered housewife finds a hero in Haldir.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3628 Read Count: 2945
Published: Nov 19 2004 Updated: Nov 19 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
I read this one so long ago at OEAM but didn't know how to comment, so here I am now! WOW...this one still is as touching as it was before...Very much tugs at my heart. Bastard, and now she is forever safe! - Bird

Author's Response: Thank you. I appreciate that more than you know!
Date: Dec 05 2004
Lost by Khylaren Rated: NC-17 starhalf-star [Reviews - 24]
Summary: HET and SLASH: Erin Smith goes camping in the wilderness of the Olympic National park, and wakes up on the plains of Rohan, meeting Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas as they track the Uruk-Hai. Is she there for a reason, or did the Valar play a cruel prank?
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character, Orophin, Other, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 106626 Read Count: 25634
Published: Nov 19 2004 Updated: Nov 30 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
oh my...this is a lovely story and is keeping me on the edge of my seat! I anticipate your next chapter eagerly! Bird

Author's Response: Thank you very much! I'm delighted you're enjoying it. I now have the remaining chapters posted. ~Khylaren
Date: Nov 21 2004
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
YES! Okay...I truly adore this story...:D Now off to read the next chapter...:D
Date: Dec 05 2004
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
oh no...Rumil is staying through the night to snuggle...this does not bode well for emotional distant! LOVERLY Chapter! On to the next

Author's Response: Thank you! I have a soft spot for Rumil.
Date: Dec 05 2004
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
This is a most enthralling story, and i am loving every word of it...:D
Date: Dec 05 2004
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - Final Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
*wipes away a tear* *sniffs* I loved this story! I cannot wait for whatever you have planned for her next! *sniffles again* Hmmm...do we see Rumil and Orophin again...? Just for fun of course...;) Anyway...lovely! - Bird

Author's Response: Thank you for all your kind reviews! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Date: Dec 05 2004
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
"Got any sisters?" My favorite line in the whole story! :D Too funny, too cute...:D - Bird
Date: Dec 05 2004
Found by Khylaren Rated: R star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Sequel to Lost. HET and SLASH. Erin has made her choice. Can she live with it and find happiness in the middle of a war?
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character, Orophin, Other, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75062 Read Count: 19917
Published: Dec 05 2004 Updated: Sep 23 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
YES! The sequel! I cannot wait for your updates...:D I am interested in finding out what you have in store for Elladan and Eowyn...that is a pair I would have never even consider...a refreshing surprise! - bird
Date: Dec 06 2004
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6537
Published: Dec 06 2004 Updated: Dec 06 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
snortsss...this is too funny! Love it...-Bird
Date: Dec 06 2004