Reviews by elf pimp
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Published: 12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69 [Report This]
Title: None Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
*pounces Emmess* Woohoo! Um...you already know how I feel...:P Haldir: *rolls eyes* Yeah...I know too, you are so friggin' touchy feely... Bird: only with you babe...:D

Author's Response: *pounces Bird back* thanks for reviewing, Bird! Haldir...you're a fine one to talk...didn't I see you bawl like at baby during Ol' Yeller?
Date: 12/01/04
Summary: Legolas gets laid! Peep through some tent flaps in Dunharrow and watch the Prince of Mirkwood lose his virginity (and then some!) Complete and utter smut! Het,OFC, oral, PWP, very NC17
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5851 Read Count: 23395
Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/14/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: The Next Morning Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
This is very hot...:D But I keep on imaging Aragorn and Gimli outside of the tent listening in on everything...;) That would have beeen funny the next morning...heheheheh...anyway...loved it...:D

Author's Response: *giggling* Oh, now that IS naughty! ;-)
Date: 11/21/04
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YO! You already know how much I love this story...now for the pokes to finish it...Haldir, get out DOD and poke Kath till she finishes this one...
Date: 12/06/04
Fun With Elves by Nephthys Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 7]
Summary: What happens when two amorous elves pay a late night visit to a mutual friend. Complete and utter smut set in the 21st century. Het, oral, PWP, very NC17, threesome, anal
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Haldir
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6369 Read Count: 22203
Published: 10/29/04 Updated: 11/16/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: Under My Thumb Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
alright *inserts self into story* I think i can handle that...:D Very hot...:D Bird

Author's Response: Those two (Legolas and Haldir) are great, aren't they? I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Date: 11/21/04
Summary: Legolas and a childhood friend are paired on a scouting mission for Elrond before The Ring heads south. Will they ever admit to their mutual desire or drive each other crazy trying to deny their attraction? Het, OFC, solo, oral, NC17
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38401 Read Count: 79366
Published: 10/31/04 Updated: 01/08/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 14: A Vision of the Future? Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
My lord! YES! MORE! This is a fabulous story and I want to know what happens in the end! I give this two thumbs up! (Love the tension releasing scenes...;)

Author's Response: Thank you, elf pimp! I'm glad you like it and find the tension believeable. Poor Legolas has to take care of his tension somehow!
Date: 11/21/04
Green by Khylaren Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Erestor sees Thranduil. Thranduil sees Erestor.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Erestor, Thranduil
Genres: Romance, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2893 Read Count: 2001
Published: 11/19/04 Updated: 11/19/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
this is WONDERFUL...the pairing of erestor and thranduil is such a unique one, and delicious! - Bird
Date: 01/16/05
Escape by Khylaren Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: A battered housewife finds a hero in Haldir.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Drama, Angst, Erotica
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3628 Read Count: 2788
Published: 11/19/04 Updated: 11/19/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
I read this one so long ago at OEAM but didn't know how to comment, so here I am now! WOW...this one still is as touching as it was before...Very much tugs at my heart. Bastard, and now she is forever safe! - Bird

Author's Response: Thank you. I appreciate that more than you know!
Date: 12/05/04
Lost by Khylaren Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 24]
Summary: HET and SLASH: Erin Smith goes camping in the wilderness of the Olympic National park, and wakes up on the plains of Rohan, meeting Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas as they track the Uruk-Hai. Is she there for a reason, or did the Valar play a cruel prank?
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character, Orophin, Other, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 106626 Read Count: 25010
Published: 11/19/04 Updated: 11/30/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
oh my...this is a lovely story and is keeping me on the edge of my seat! I anticipate your next chapter eagerly! Bird

Author's Response: Thank you very much! I'm delighted you're enjoying it. I now have the remaining chapters posted. ~Khylaren
Date: 11/21/04
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
YES! Okay...I truly adore this story...:D Now off to read the next chapter...:D
Date: 12/05/04
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
oh no...Rumil is staying through the night to snuggle...this does not bode well for emotional distant! LOVERLY Chapter! On to the next

Author's Response: Thank you! I have a soft spot for Rumil.
Date: 12/05/04
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
This is a most enthralling story, and i am loving every word of it...:D
Date: 12/05/04
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - Final Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
*wipes away a tear* *sniffs* I loved this story! I cannot wait for whatever you have planned for her next! *sniffles again* Hmmm...do we see Rumil and Orophin again...? Just for fun of course...;) Anyway...lovely! - Bird

Author's Response: Thank you for all your kind reviews! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Date: 12/05/04
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
"Got any sisters?" My favorite line in the whole story! :D Too funny, too cute...:D - Bird
Date: 12/05/04
Found by Khylaren Rated: R [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Sequel to Lost. HET and SLASH. Erin has made her choice. Can she live with it and find happiness in the middle of a war?
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character, Orophin, Other, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75062 Read Count: 19417
Published: 12/05/04 Updated: 09/23/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
YES! The sequel! I cannot wait for your updates...:D I am interested in finding out what you have in store for Elladan and Eowyn...that is a pair I would have never even consider...a refreshing surprise! - bird
Date: 12/06/04
Summary: All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír!

Voted best Humor/Parody at the Flame of Anor Awards 2006.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gríma
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 6364
Published: 12/06/04 Updated: 12/06/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Owner's Guide Reviewer: elf pimp Signed
snortsss...this is too funny! Love it...-Bird
Date: 12/06/04