Reviews by EowynsPen
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 147460
Published: Aug 09 2004 Updated: Aug 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 64: Epilogue Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
This was an amazing story! I love how you portrayed all of the characters! Thanks, I enjoyed reading this!
Date: Dec 24 2009
Summary: New movie, new students, new lustobjects, new mini-Balrogs and a whole new curriculum. That’s right, children. OFUM is back. But wait… It’s no longer the only University in town. MUSM? What the…?
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 205421
Published: Oct 18 2004 Updated: Jan 21 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 40: Chapter Thirty-Nine: Cunning Plans Revealed and the Nature of Canon and Krakens Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
This is really good! Is it finished?
Date: Dec 27 2009
Summary: A hapless fan fiction writer learns what it really means to join the Fellowship of the Ring.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 999 Read Count: 1564
Published: Feb 06 2005 Updated: Feb 06 2005 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Enter An Irrate Tolkien Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
nice
Date: Nov 09 2008
Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 6188
Published: Feb 03 2006 Updated: Feb 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
awesome!
Date: Nov 09 2008
Summary: What happens when the Dark Lord sends everyone gifts?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Haldir, Oin, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2533 Read Count: 1660
Published: Sep 08 2006 Updated: Sep 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
niiiiiice
Date: Nov 09 2008
Summary: Ways to annoy characters from Harry Potter by comparing them to characters and other stuff from LOTR basically.
Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 388 Read Count: 1650
Published: Aug 10 2007 Updated: Aug 10 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Ways to Annoy Harry (POTHEAD) Potter and Co by Comparing them to LOTR Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
nice

Author's Response: Thankies. Nice to hear someone reviewing this old thing. Thanks for reviewing - Breia
Date: Nov 09 2008
Summary: Title says all.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 210 Read Count: 7661
Published: Dec 18 2007 Updated: Dec 18 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Oh my gosh! I can just imagine Legolas tied up in a chair, his eyes wide, trying to scream but can't because he has duct tape over his mout, being forced to watch these!
Date: Jan 19 2008
Summary: A response to Ria's challenge - a crossover between the Golden Wood and the Hundred Acre Wood. I wrote this like over a year ago and I just found it again and decided to post it.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Haldir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 518 Read Count: 1673
Published: Jan 09 2008 Updated: Jan 09 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
oh my god... awesome!
Date: Nov 09 2008
A World Apart by Enigma, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 47]
Summary: Two non-Sues end up in ME. Panic ensues, and Middle Earth is doomed.
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 25971
Published: Jan 20 2008 Updated: Apr 09 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Tough choices - religion or hypothermia? Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
This is awesome!!! How on earth did you think up such a hilarious story? And all so cool!!!!!
Date: Aug 13 2008
Summary: This popped into my head after seeing Prince Caspian and the Return of the King. I just thought, I wonder what it would be like if they got sent to middle earth. Well, if you had questions like that, heres your answer.
Categories: Crossovers, Movie-verse, Book-verse Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6978 Read Count: 3074
Published: Sep 10 2008 Updated: Sep 10 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Meetings and Mines Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
cool!
Date: Nov 09 2008
Summary: The top 5 most annoying things for characters from LOTR.
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: Parodies
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 21150
Published: Sep 24 2008 Updated: Jan 11 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 10: Five Ways to Annoy Arwen Undomiel Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
koool! Do one for Bilbo next!

Author's Response: thanks! ok five silly bilbo comments coming up!
Date: Nov 09 2008
Summary: The title explains it all.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General, Humor, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 972 Read Count: 1323
Published: Jan 10 2009 Updated: Jan 10 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
lol NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Jun 10 2009
Squeak! by Anwyn Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Haun hunts a most peculiar creature. Written for the "Modern thing in Middle Earth" challenge.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Huan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 666 Read Count: 1717
Published: Feb 04 2009 Updated: Feb 04 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
aww that's so adowable!!!!!!!!!! so kawaii!

Author's Response: Thank you! :)
Date: Jun 10 2009
McHobbits by Midnight Rated: G [Reviews - 16]
Summary: [ar] NiRi,[cat] Genres: Alternate Universe In response to Lira_of_Imladris's 'A Modern Thing To Middle Earth' challenge.

Our four favorite hobbits are out on a causaul ride on their ponies when SOMETHING falls out of the sky in font of them. It appears to be a large building... what is IT?!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Faramir Took, Farmer Maggot, Fatty Bolger, Frodo, Frodo Gamgee, Gaffer Gamgee, Goldilocks Gamgee, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Merry, Paladin Took, Pearl Took, Pervinca Took, Pimpernel Took, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Sancho Proudfoot, Saradoc Brandybuck, Tom Bombadil
Genres: General, Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3450 Read Count: 8583
Published: Apr 19 2009 Updated: May 22 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Peaceful Ride Disturbed Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
OH I totally agree! The poor guy! Just think - Sauron might come in and order a McMuffin! That would be terrifying.
Still, you know what they say - you can find a McDonald's ANYWHERE!

Author's Response: Yes you can find a McDonald's anywhere (I think that I proved that *smiles*) Sauron and a McMuffin...Hmm...now that would be intresting! -Midnight
Date: Jun 10 2009
Summary:

Moriah is your standard college girl. Nothing out of the ordinary. So why are there nine confused travellers at her dorm? I promise this is not a Sue-fic.


Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3948 Read Count: 6960
Published: May 04 2009 Updated: Aug 02 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 6: Erm...Costume Party? Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Cool! Oh wow this is absolutely hilarious!
Lemme guess... they got to Moriah's dorm because while lost in the blizzard on the mountain Gandalf said some sort of spell to take them straight to Moria instead of having to walk down the mountain, but instead of Moria it takes them to Moriah?

Author's Response: Ah, you guessed it! :-P Even though you know why they're there, I hope you continue to read the story!
Date: Jun 10 2009