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Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 101925
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 101925
[Report This] Published: 09/08/04 Updated: 09/08/04
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 24/12/09 Title: Chapter 64: Epilogue
Date: 24/12/09 Title: Chapter 64: Epilogue
This was an amazing story! I love how you portrayed all of the characters! Thanks, I enjoyed reading this!
Summary: New movie, new students, new lustobjects, new mini-Balrogs and a whole new curriculum. That’s right, children. OFUM is back. But wait… It’s no longer the only University in town. MUSM? What the…?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 155331
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Elrond, Treebeard, Sauron, Saruman, Rosie, Bilbo, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 84845 Read Count: 155331
[Report This] Published: 19/10/04 Updated: 21/01/05
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 27/12/09 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter Thirty-Nine: Cunning Plans Revealed and the Nature of Canon and Krakens
Date: 27/12/09 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter Thirty-Nine: Cunning Plans Revealed and the Nature of Canon and Krakens
This is really good! Is it finished?
Summary: A hapless fan fiction writer learns what it really means to join the Fellowship of the Ring.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 999 Read Count: 1234
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 999 Read Count: 1234
[Report This] Published: 06/02/05 Updated: 06/02/05
Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 5181
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 5181
[Report This] Published: 04/02/06 Updated: 19/02/06
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 09/11/08 Title: Chapter 2: Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will?
Date: 09/11/08 Title: Chapter 2: Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will?
awesome!
Summary: What happens when the Dark Lord sends everyone gifts?
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Haldir, Oin, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2533 Read Count: 1341
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Galadriel, Gollum, Haldir, Oin, Orcs/Uruk-Hai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2533 Read Count: 1341
[Report This] Published: 08/09/06 Updated: 08/09/06
Summary: Ways to annoy characters from Harry Potter by comparing them to characters and other stuff from LOTR basically.
Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 388 Read Count: 1350
Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 388 Read Count: 1350
[Report This] Published: 10/08/07 Updated: 10/08/07
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 10/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Ways to Annoy Harry (POTHEAD) Potter and Co by Comparing them to LOTR
Date: 10/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Ways to Annoy Harry (POTHEAD) Potter and Co by Comparing them to LOTR
nice
Author's Response: Thankies. Nice to hear someone reviewing this old thing. Thanks for reviewing - Breia
10 Children's Show Characters That You Could Introduce to the Fellowship to Give Them Nightmares by Anny Rated: G [Reviews - 20]
Summary: Title says all.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 210 Read Count: 5993
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The 10 songs/dances etc That Would Confuse/Scare etc the LOTR Characters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 210 Read Count: 5993
[Report This] Published: 18/12/07 Updated: 18/12/07
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 19/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 19/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh my gosh! I can just imagine Legolas tied up in a chair, his eyes wide, trying to scream but can't because he has duct tape over his mout, being forced to watch these!
[Summary: A response to Ria's challenge - a crossover between the Golden Wood and the Hundred Acre Wood. I wrote this like over a year ago and I just found it again and decided to post it.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Haldir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 518 Read Count: 1146
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Haldir
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 518 Read Count: 1146
[Report This] Published: 09/01/08 Updated: 09/01/08
Summary: Two non-Sues end up in ME. Panic ensues, and Middle Earth is doomed.
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 21625
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 21625
[Report This] Published: 20/01/08 Updated: 09/04/08
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 13/08/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Tough choices - religion or hypothermia?
Date: 13/08/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Tough choices - religion or hypothermia?
This is awesome!!! How on earth did you think up such a hilarious story? And all so cool!!!!!
Summary: This popped into my head after seeing Prince Caspian and the Return of the King. I just thought, I wonder what it would be like if they got sent to middle earth. Well, if you had questions like that, heres your answer.
Categories: Crossovers, Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6978 Read Count: 2304
Categories: Crossovers, Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6978 Read Count: 2304
[Report This] Published: 10/09/08 Updated: 10/09/08
Summary: The top 5 most annoying things for characters from LOTR.
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: Parodies
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 16582
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: Parodies
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 16582
[Report This] Published: 24/09/08 Updated: 12/01/09
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 09/11/08 Title: Chapter 10: Five Ways to Annoy Arwen Undomiel
Date: 09/11/08 Title: Chapter 10: Five Ways to Annoy Arwen Undomiel
koool! Do one for Bilbo next!
Author's Response: thanks! ok five silly bilbo comments coming up!
Summary: The title explains it all.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General, Humor, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 972 Read Count: 986
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: General, Humor, Other
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 972 Read Count: 986
[Report This] Published: 10/01/09 Updated: 10/01/09
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
lol NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: Haun hunts a most peculiar creature. Written for the "Modern thing in Middle Earth" challenge.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Huan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 666 Read Count: 1261
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Huan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 666 Read Count: 1261
[Report This] Published: 05/02/09 Updated: 05/02/09
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
aww that's so adowable!!!!!!!!!! so kawaii!
Author's Response: Thank you! :)
Summary: ![[ar] NiRi,[cat] Genres: Alternate Universe](http://gi87.photobucket.com/groups/k128/HUP7ZDA7PG/Genres-AlternateUniverse-Incompl-1.jpg)
In response to Lira_of_Imladris's 'A Modern Thing To Middle Earth' challenge.
Our four favorite hobbits are out on a causaul ride on their ponies when SOMETHING falls out of the sky in font of them. It appears to be a large building... what is IT?!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Faramir Took, Farmer Maggot, Fatty Bolger, Frodo, Frodo Gamgee, Gaffer Gamgee, Goldilocks Gamgee, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Merry, Paladin Took, Pearl Took, Pervinca Took, Pimpernel Took, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Sancho Proudfoot, Saradoc Brandybuck, Tom Bombadil
Genres: General, Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3450 Read Count: 5971
![[ar] NiRi,[cat] Genres: Alternate Universe](http://gs87.photobucket.com/groups/k128/HUP7ZDA7PG/?action=view¤t=Genres-AlternateUniverse-Incompl-1.jpg)
In response to Lira_of_Imladris's 'A Modern Thing To Middle Earth' challenge. Our four favorite hobbits are out on a causaul ride on their ponies when SOMETHING falls out of the sky in font of them. It appears to be a large building... what is IT?!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Faramir Took, Farmer Maggot, Fatty Bolger, Frodo, Frodo Gamgee, Gaffer Gamgee, Goldilocks Gamgee, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Merry, Paladin Took, Pearl Took, Pervinca Took, Pimpernel Took, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Sancho Proudfoot, Saradoc Brandybuck, Tom Bombadil
Genres: General, Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Modern Thing To Middle Earth
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3450 Read Count: 5971
[Report This] Published: 20/04/09 Updated: 23/05/09
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Peaceful Ride Disturbed
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Peaceful Ride Disturbed
OH I totally agree! The poor guy! Just think - Sauron might come in and order a McMuffin! That would be terrifying.
Still, you know what they say - you can find a McDonald's ANYWHERE!
Author's Response: Yes you can find a McDonald's anywhere (I think that I proved that *smiles*) Sauron and a McMuffin...Hmm...now that would be intresting! -Midnight §
Summary:
Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic
Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3948 Read Count: 5712
Moriah is your standard college girl. Nothing out of the ordinary. So why are there nine confused travellers at her dorm? I promise this is not a Sue-fic.
Categories: Crossovers, Off Topic
Characters: Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3948 Read Count: 5712
[Report This] Published: 04/05/09 Updated: 03/08/09
Reviewer: EowynsPen Signed
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 6: Erm...Costume Party?
Date: 10/06/09 Title: Chapter 6: Erm...Costume Party?
Cool! Oh wow this is absolutely hilarious!
Lemme guess... they got to Moriah's dorm because while lost in the blizzard on the mountain Gandalf said some sort of spell to take them straight to Moria instead of having to walk down the mountain, but instead of Moria it takes them to Moriah?
Author's Response: Ah, you guessed it! :-P Even though you know why they're there, I hope you continue to read the story!