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Member Since: 19/01/08
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Mae Govannen.
*vaults into room, crumples to floor, rises, and does some kind of inexplicable dance, probably ending up mortally wounding herself, before changing to the infinitely safer cheese toastie dance, before turning around and seeing people*

And yes, that is a shameless copy of Lira. SUE ME. I have decided to take a leaf out of Lira_of_Imaldrisís extremely prolific book and write a new bio in honour of . . . MY BIRTHDAY!! 5th MARCH!! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE BOSTON MASSACRE!! Arenít you excited?
Ho hum. Well, Iíll forgive you if youíre reading this. Today, my friends gave me a muffin and lit a candle they had stuck in it, even if the wind did itís best to blow it out before me! However, itís midweek, so thereís no one here but me and my parents, (my brothers donít come home until the weekend) so I donít get presents or cake until then, when me and my big bro have a double celebration. (Heís born on March 3rd Ė can you believe that he didnít even want to come to the hospital to see me when I was born! He wanted to stay home and play his new computer game! Selfish prig)

Well. Here I am. And there you are. Welcome, welcome, darling foes and friends alike. If youíve made it this far, GUESS WHAT? YOUíRE MY NEW FAVOURITE PERSON!! Donít you feel honoured? Yes, YOU out there Ė the one with the face!

Ha. Thatís just me being odd. Well, Iím fifteen today. *shudders* How odd. Ah, well. Iíll get over it. Well, letís hope, a year hence from today then when I rewrite this bio that I will actually have published a few serious fictions. Thatís my current ambition. My other, is, nerdily enough *blushes* to get a review from Kalmir Stonewain, an author who I much admire. Isnít that sad? Well, there, thatís an unbirthday present from me to you Ė random information about my oddness.

HEY!! Thatís totally screwed up! You should be giving ME a present!! Iím so offended. *huffs in corner* *gets distracted by Legolas and turns back*

Well, since I have been here . . . I donít know, a month? I feel so at home! Yay! This is mostly thanks to Junior, my wonderful reviewer with a passion for Boromir, who has totally made me so happy with all of her positive reviews Ė love ya, hon! Anyway, because of this, I think Iíll chat a bit about myself.

Cead mile failte! (A hundred thousand welcomes in Irish) I am, as you have likely guessed, an Irish chick. Though not a bogger. Oh, no. Iím a city girl. I hate school. HA! Bet you didnít see that one coming. Or maybe you did Ė Iím a pretty transparent person . . . Iím rambling. IíM NOT GOOD AT BIOíS, OKAY????

Well, I love to write crap, and LOVE drama. I totally and devotedly love it. Completely. Utterly. There, you get the picture. I also *insert plentiful adjectives* adore Legolas and Haldir. And all the rest of the Fellowship. Well, Iím not going to pretend to be anything other than the clichťd fan-girl. Thatís who I am, and I say FAN GIRLS FOREVER!

I love musicals, and apparently emo music. Huh. Never knew it was emo myself, until Tree hijacked my iPod and ran through the songs in horror, before making her pronouncement. Iím not emo, though. I think . . . you might need to ask Tree that.

Ah, yes, Tree. Such a funny one. I normally love ya, chic! But sometimes you get intensely ON MY NERVES. Youíre a good reviewer, though, and I suppose quite a good human being . . . nah, Iím kidding. You all right.

She wrote me a Sue fan fiction for my birthday. Maybe if I plead enough, sheíll update it. *winks*

Well, folks, as currently, Iím supposed to be studying for a history exam, I should really scat. If you care to tell me what colour your socks are, or that your cat is making odd noises, or maybe EVEN something about my fan fictions, just yell. Love to hear from you.

Enigma out, with a question . . . why are we talking about fences?

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Summary: Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55914 Read Count: 19619
[Report This] Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 07/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Disturbance

I'm so completely in love with this story, and when I got to as far as you updated, I was like, 'What?? WHAT??? THERE MUST BE MORE!!!!!' Basically, it was reading this story every spare moment that got me through my exams. Please, please, PLEASE update soon. I don't think I can survive without knowing ehat's going to happen next. And I was totally cringing at the feast too. Poor, poor Haldir. Good luck to him trying to explain that away!!

Longing by MelanyeBaggins Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 9]
Summary: In the aftermath of Helm's Deep, Eowyn finds unexpected comfort in one of the three hunters. AU. Completed.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13208 Read Count: 11712
[Report This] Published: 18/10/04 Updated: 18/10/04
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 12/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Longing

I - speechless! I love it. Seriously, before I read this, I hated Eowyn. Now I see things differently . . . I think it's one of the best fics I have ever read. I second Lindariel Rimdur's request for you to never, ever stop writing! Kudos to you!

Summary: ~Haldir/Legolas~ Anywhere: "I would have followed him anywhere, to the ends of the world and back again; and I would have never let him go."; Even in Death: "I died. I followed him. Where did I lose my way?"
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6706 Read Count: 2843
[Report This] Published: 22/11/04 Updated: 22/11/04
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 08/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Anywhere

Would it be sappy to say that I cried?? Heck, even if it is, it's the truth. Poor, poor Legolas, and poor, poor Haldir. I am pleased to see that they both found peace in the end.
It was fantastic. Seriously, an excellently written piece that really gave you a sense of an elf's loss. Well done, and kudos to you.

Untitled by Orelia Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What happens when a girl from Ithilian meets an elf for the first time? What if he's never met a mortal before? (Please pardon any incorrectness in elvish as I deciphered my sentences from an online grammary. Please also pardon any formatting errors. I am blind, and have trouble with that sort of thing.)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Original Character
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10109 Read Count: 3777
[Report This] Published: 05/03/06 Updated: 10/03/06
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 12/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Hello!! I just read your story, and I think it's got potential to be really good! I like the fact that Tara isn't like, 'OH!! ELF!! I MUST GO WITH HIM IMMEDIATELY!!' She sounds like a sensible sort of girl. I like her very much.
I want to know what happens next. I was sort of surprised that Tyalagen learned the Common Tongue so quickly, but, he is an elf. What does that mean, by the way? Or is it just a random made-up name? I really liked it, either way. I feel as out of my depth with all the Elvishness as Tara! I like how, because Tara does not understand what is being said, you don't translate. I like that a lot. All in all, I want more!! Please up-date soon.
And now, the names! Tara! I read on your bio that you like all things Irish . . . well, ta tu ag caint faoi an cailin deas Eireannah!! (that means that you are talking with an Irish girl) Yep, I am Irish myself. In my current fan fiction, (written about two staunch Irish patriotic girls) they begin talking in Irish and about Ireland in the next few chapters or so, if you want to check it out. And, if you don't mind my asking, just what exactly about Irish things do you like? I always get really curious when people tell me they love Irish stuff.

Wow, this is a really long and rambling review. Is it even a review any longer? I think it's safer just to call it a ramble. Anyway.

And, for the record, I don't think you made any errors with formatting or spelling or anything. Kudos to you, and keep going!! I'm all curious!!

The Little Prince by sylc Rated: PG [Reviews - 10]
Summary: In Thranduil's castle, Glorfindel meets Legolas, the toddler.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1581 Read Count: 1801
[Report This] Published: 31/03/06 Updated: 31/03/06
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 23/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Little Prince

Awww!!! I second all requests for new chapter. I just totally . . . AWW!!!!
Huzzah for safety conscious Legsie! It;s nice to know that even elves are aware of stranger danger.
Loved it!! Completely and utterly.

Author's Response: Hee hee. Thanks, Enigma, for the lovely review. I\'m so glad you enjoyed the story so much.

Summary: A lovely romance that totally makes sense and definitely could have happened.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1254 Read Count: 4362
[Report This] Published: 04/07/06 Updated: 04/07/06
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 22/02/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chess

If it is possible to cry silently with mirth in an attempt that no one will look over my shoulder to see what I'm reading (he he) then that is exactly what I'm doing. I think I may well have burst a vein with the effort. Sorry for the images. I love it. Especially the last line. I applaud you, my friend. *stands and applauds, before realising that people are beginning to look over her shoulder and sits again surreptitiously* Kudos to you, and I can't wait to read Legolas's chappie!! Eee!!

Summary: What happened before my previously-posted story, Estel and his Ada. Estel's plight is unfortunately similar to my own - the title should be self-explanatory...
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Estel Predicaments
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 948 Read Count: 1849
[Report This] Published: 26/02/07 Updated: 26/02/07
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 28/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Estel!

Aw, man, that is so cute . . . and . . . disgusting . . . nah, I'm kidding you. I think Elrond going, 'Use - Oh, Valar, that is disgusting,' was hysterically funny. As in, rolling around on the floor crying, funny. Though I must sympathize with poor Estel, as he and I are currently in a similar plight. X.x

Author's Response: quite disgusting, really. I\'m glad you liked my Elrond - he is a lovely plaything =) I\'m sorry about your plight - I had it as well, when I wrote this. hope you\'re feeling better in the time it took me to respond to this review! thank you so much for your feedback, I really appreciate it!

Careless by estelstheone Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: When Aragorn fails to return with needed supplies, Gandalf and Legolas go searching for the missing Ranger. AU, noncanonical, hints of violence and nonconsensual behavior, nothing graphic. Mainly a hurt, comfort short story.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Gandalf / Olorin, Legolas
Genres: Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10862 Read Count: 7247
[Report This] Published: 20/10/07 Updated: 08/09/08
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 08/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Careless

Ooooh!! The suspense is killing me!! Run, Legolas and Gandalf!! Hurry!!!!! As is probably quite obvious, I can't wait for the next chapter. Just in case that didn't come across. ;)

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing. I was surprised to get a review after all this time. Glad you are eagerly awaiting the next chapter. What I can tell is that I\'ve gotten about halfway through chapter 5 and that it\'s not a long chapter. I hope to post within the week.

Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 22/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Careless

Yay for another chapter!! *claps hands* Poor Aragorn. All hell shall break loose when Legolas and Gandalf come and discover his plight! Eee! Excitement!! Lovin' it and can't wait for more!

Summary: A poem I wrote for a special Elf at the time of Summer Solstice, 1986. I had painstakingly did it in Calligraphy on parchment and presented it to her in a glassed frame. She was mildly amused. Alas! It did not win her heart. Neither did she notice the message in the vertical column. Ah! The foolish things I did for love when I was younger!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61 Read Count: 2246
[Report This] Published: 22/12/07 Updated: 22/12/07
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 23/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Solstice for Andrea

My God, if a guy wrote a poem that beautiful for me, I'd be so won. I'm such a sucker for poetry. I think I'd cry, actually. Congratulations on the superb work,

Author's Response: Gosh! Maybe I wrote the poem for the wrong woman. :) Anyway, glad you liked it. Thanks for reviewing.

Aragorn, SHUT UP! by Freya Byron Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A very short peice of drabble, set at Amon Hen where Boromir immitates an elderly Caesar, Aragorn steals his lines, and Gimli acts relatively normal. Sort of.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 562 Read Count: 1548
[Report This] Published: 30/12/07 Updated: 30/12/07
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 12/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Aragorn SHUT UP!

Seriously, you are so good at humour! The thing that I totally collapsed into hysterics with was 'Captain Obvious' though. It's a private joke between my buddy and I that Legolas really is Captain Obvious, but I didn't think anyone else had thought of it! Seriously super fabulous. ;)

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I\'ve seen the Legolas/Captain Obvious around alot. . . maybe you started the trend? I\'m thinking of doing this for the whole story, not just this scene. Thanks for the review! Freya

Summary: Boromir has died. Unfortunatly, there has been a glitch. Rather than ending up in the Realm of Mandos, Boromir has been sent to Hogwarts. But this is not the Hogwarts that we've all fondly read of . . . .
Categories: Book-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Boromir
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2675 Read Count: 2447
[Report This] Published: 11/04/08 Updated: 24/05/08
Reviewer: Enigma Signed
Date: 12/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Other. . . world?

Te he!! This is certainly highly amusing. I love Dumbledore's complete dismissal of all the other teachers, and can't wait to hear more!

Author's Response: Yeah, I had such a blast writing Dumbledore. . . I\'m about halfway through chapter 2 right at the moment.\r\nThanks! Freya