Penname: Lorien [Contact] Real name: Beth
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Child of Nature by White Wolf Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The memory of a special time shared with a very young Legolas helps Thranduil through a dark hour. Third Place Winner: Best Young Drama Story - Mellon Chronicles Fic Awards 2004
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1364 Read Count: 1609
[Report This] Published: 19/09/04 Updated: 19/09/04
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 29/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Oh that is so sweet!
*sighs as only a parent can about a story like that* :)
Loved it.

Author's Response: Thank you. I\'m very glad that you loved the story. I think any parent would understand Thanduil\'s feelings.

Captured Heart by Maeluiril Rated: R [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin
Genres: General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55914 Read Count: 16118
[Report This] Published: 14/10/04 Updated: 14/10/04
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 16/01/09 Title: Chapter 17: Friends and Feasts pt 1

Great story so far. Can't wait for the next installments.

Mirkwood Adventures by Mary A Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: This story, an epic PWP, has no socially redeeming value, it was written for all of the women with beating hearts who prefer their Elves served straight up! Adults Only! We promise you will never think of Thranduil the way you did before.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Gimli, Elrond, Elrohir, Celeborn, Galadriel, Thranduil, Elladan, Glorfindel, Haldir, Erestor, Orophin
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 163247 Read Count: 16553
[Report This] Published: 04/11/04 Updated: 01/02/05
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 19/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Invitation

Wow. What can I say? The warning was correct - I will certainly NEVER be able to think of Thranduil the same way again! LOL
The story is quite a ride. Too bad it's not finished. I'd have liked to see where it went.

Rivendell Rednecks by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 31]
Summary: What happens when the elves are actually rednecks/elf-billies? Insanity of course!!! We would love to know what you think!! So do not hesitate to leave a comment...no flamers please...
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7075 Read Count: 8054
[Report This] Published: 24/11/04 Updated: 25/12/04
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 29/01/08 Title: Chapter 10: Grandpappy Celeborn

I had tears of laughter rolling down my face reading this ... despite the fact I'm sure poor Tolkien would be rolling in his grave over this.
Too damn funny.

Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 29/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Wennie

O good lord, this is just too funny!

Legolas and Haldir's Most Excellent Adventure by elf pimp Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Hal and Legs (our favorite Elves) get involved with a most unusual box, and are sent on a MOST EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!!! (from the loverly gruesome twosome, Kath and Bird)
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Haldir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16462 Read Count: 14772
[Report This] Published: 10/01/05 Updated: 21/01/05
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 29/01/08 Title: Chapter 16: chapter 16

Oh dear Lord ... that was one of the funniest things I've ever read. I don't know how many times I couldn't breathe from laughing, or how many times I cried with laughter. My sides hurt from reading it. I'm not sure anything could top that for hysterical laughter entertainment value. Great work.

Lim Aear by silent_niobe Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 48]
Summary: Elaine doesn't believe in eternity. Can he make her believe or will he lose his life? Legolas/OC, set in modern times.


Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68613 Read Count: 25979
[Report This] Published: 13/07/06 Updated: 04/06/07
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 16/03/08 Title: Chapter 30: Epilogue

WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW!!!!!
Loved every word of it!

Author's Response: Hi, I never replied to you either! *so embarrassed* WOW, thank you so much!! *huge smile* Thank you for reading my story!

A Pint of Ben and Jerry's and a Bag of Frozen Peas by Junior Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 36]
Summary: Orlando makes a new friend, and within 5 minutes of meeting she has given him a black eye. It's okay though, he retaliates and breaks her nose. The only question that remains is how many broken bones and hospital trips before they give in and rip each other's clothes off?
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17096 Read Count: 17195
[Report This] Published: 05/05/07 Updated: 26/11/08
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 16/03/08 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Loving it so far. So now, I wait with baited breath until the next exciting episode ...

Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 16/03/09 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

More please! The tension is killing me! I need to know what happens when their restraint finally cracks!

Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 18/12/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Can't wait for the next installment. :)

Shampoo by Henoluin_Elsilim Rated: G [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Just a silly 5 line joke about Legolas and Aragorn
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74 Read Count: 1538
[Report This] Published: 28/09/07 Updated: 28/09/07
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 12/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Shampoo

LMAO! Very funny.

Author's Response: lol glad you liked it!

Elsie; The forbidden chapter of my life. by Homegrown Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Humorous internal thoughts of Orlando Bloom, as he fights with obsessive mental imagery and filth. Or just embraces it? [please pay attention to warnings you under-age-rs!]
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7257 Read Count: 6529
[Report This] Published: 22/01/08 Updated: 31/01/08
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 19/03/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Awwww that's so sweet!

Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 16/03/09 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

More please! Loving this story!

Nowhere Man by Junior Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: One Dance with a stranger
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Dominic Monaghan
Genres: Romance
Warnings: First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 626 Read Count: 1166
[Report This] Published: 13/05/08 Updated: 13/05/08
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 16/03/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Just ... wow. Love it.

Taming The Wild by L8Bleumr Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 176]
Summary: *COMPLETE* She was born with only one purpose, to fight. But when Legolas tries to harness her, she finds it difficult to submit for the sake of their love. She must stay true to her namesake. Rated for explicite adult (het) situations.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Haldir, Legolas, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil, The Fellowship, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 118739 Read Count: 45536
[Report This] Published: 05/11/10 Updated: 21/03/11
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 01/07/11 Title: Chapter 4: Game Over

Great story so far, but chapter 4 seems to be missing. It just won't load up. :(

Author's Response: Thank you for telling me. The site was recently down and some things seem to have turned up missing. Both chps are up now. Oh, and it's nice to meet you. Thank you so much for reading this. Hope you enjoy the rest. I will check my other works to make sure they are all there.

Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 01/07/11 Title: Chapter 5: The Dance

Chapter 5 seems to be missing too. :(

Author's Response: This one's back up too. Thanks!

Morning Daydream by L8Bleumr Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: COMPLETE *Side story to Taming The Wild* This is the story of how two Mirkwood elves met and fell in love.
Categories: Lord of the Rings Slash
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6582 Read Count: 3064
[Report This] Published: 27/03/11 Updated: 04/04/11
Reviewer: Lorien Signed
Date: 01/07/11 Title: Chapter 1: Antien

Normally, I loathe slash. I just can't get into the genre. I have no issues with same-sex pairings, but something just doesn't gel for me in reading it. But this ... wow. I don't know what it is about these two, but I totally love their story. Perhaps it's because the two of them are so palpably real, so believable. M/M slash so often ends up being so ridiculously, over-the-top camp, but this was nothing of the sort. An enjoyable and believable read. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but, I really want to read more about these two.

Author's Response: Oh wow, thank you so much. Honestly, I am not much of a slash reader myself, believe it or not. There are only a few authors that I read and that's because their stories are so good, I can look past all the other stuff. I could never write anything explicit, I just don't have it in me. But these two characters seemed to speak loudly when I originally created them. Antien came first as a best friend for Rhavaniel in Taming the Wild. She is such a strong warrior type, I could only imagine her having a gay elf as a best friend. Then I created Glandur, his better half. I just see them as two beautiful males who love each other. It's just a simple thing for them. And then some of my readers wanted to see more of them. They kind of caught on. So I just had to tell the story of how they met and fell in love. That's it, nothing more. Now, I haven't written any more stories specifically for these two, but they are intertwined in my ongoing short stories 'Untamed Tales', if you'd like to read more of them. I promise, nothing explicit. Actually, Antien and Rhav have some interesting and funny adventures. Anyways, thanks for reading and reviewing. It's always nice to see someone new. Enjoy.