Reviews by Dyubbuk
Summary: Legolas has a rather unique encounter at the bathing pond. SpongeBob x Legolas
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2209 Read Count: 2503
Published: 23/02/05 Updated: 23/02/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: And Now For Something Completely Different Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
That was abosolutely adorable.And interesting.~
Date: 15/05/08
Fallen Angel by Aerlinniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A song I wrote about an angel helping others... it's a little on the dark side though. (Hey! Gotta love the dark!)
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 158 Read Count: 2121
Published: 28/09/06 Updated: 28/09/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
I don't this is very dark.If you wrote:She's a fucking fallen angel and she'll rip your balls off after she rapes you and your dog.
Date: 15/05/08
Insult War by Cerae Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A humorous dialogue.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 227 Read Count: 2006
Published: 21/04/07 Updated: 21/04/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
It rhymes well,but to add insult to you're little insult war,what's the point?
Date: 27/03/08
Summary: A poem about the Sues of LOTR.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 844 Read Count: 1532
Published: 08/11/07 Updated: 08/11/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
I have a Mary Sue named Gwendolyn...don't I?
Date: 15/05/08
Summary: A poem I wrote for a special Elf at the time of Summer Solstice, 1986. I had painstakingly did it in Calligraphy on parchment and presented it to her in a glassed frame. She was mildly amused. Alas! It did not win her heart. Neither did she notice the message in the vertical column. Ah! The foolish things I did for love when I was younger!
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61 Read Count: 2390
Published: 22/12/07 Updated: 22/12/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Solstice for Andrea Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
Your vocabulary confuses me a little, but I think the message is sweet.I write poetry for my girlfriend often.Check it out..

Author's Response: Thanks for your review. There are a few astronomical terms in my poem, because I\'m addressing my lover at the time of the summer solstice. I understand that not everyone will picture what I\'m trying to convey, but the poem was initially written for one person. I\'ll be sure to read and review your poetry.
Date: 15/05/08
Summary: My take on the fall of Boromir, ergo it is very silly. I suppose it is AU.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Orcs/Uruk-Hai, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1072 Read Count: 1338
Published: 06/01/08 Updated: 06/01/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Fall of Boromir Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
You use of the word"Ergo" in your summary is incorrect,and out of context because Ergo=Thus,and if it is supposedly silly then you should let us know that you are silly.THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID:I am a very silly person."Ergo"this story is silly.You cannot say thus without a proper explination.
Date: 02/05/08
Title: Chapter 1: The Fall of Boromir Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
I feel guilty for reviewing you like that.I was actually just messing with you for a good laugh,but I feel like I'm getting the silent treatment...and the air around me is cold..um..bye..?

Author's Response: :D I\'m not giving you the silent treatment, I just haven\'t been on this site recently. I am a silly person, it\'s a well known fact. Thanks for the review, even if I did have to read it a couple of times to understand it :)
Date: 13/05/08
Title: Chapter 1: The Fall of Boromir Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
Oh thank god you aren't mad, but I'm sorta schizo or something when it comes to using words right and grammer, and so on.
Date: 15/05/08
Summary: The Fellowship of the Ring ends up in Troy just before the war starts. They will have to help the Trojans save their city.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Helen
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18649 Read Count: 18574
Published: 24/01/08 Updated: 04/05/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
Mixing ancient Rome with lotr characters...and supposedly taking place within the movie Troy? Ingenious.

Author's Response: Actually nothing is from ancient Rome, all the characters ( except the ones from lotr) belong to the story ( and movie)\r\n) of Troy written by Homer. Though I suppose the names are a bit the same as names of Romans.
Date: 26/03/08
Summary: Two decades after the War of the Ring, the Bombadils bid farewell to an old friend of the forest.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Goldberry, Original Character, Tom Bombadil
Genres: Angst, Drama, Poetry
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3098 Read Count: 2149
Published: 28/01/08 Updated: 28/01/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: King Oak Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
I've always favored old Bombadil, and was wondering if he'd ever re-enter the story.But now he isn't the same!We'll see about that.

Author's Response: Nothing and no one can stay the same forever. \"Time is like a raging river upon which events happen; for as soon as something new is seen, it is swept away, and another takes its place. And this, in its turn, will also be swept away.\"
---Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

This Fourth Age story of Tom and Goldberry Bombadil is my own interpretation. I have no idea if Tolkien had any private thoughts on the matter other than what has already appeared in his published works. I have one or two other possible stories in mind for Bombadil, but they won\'t appear for quite some time.

Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 27/05/08
Ithil by IrishDancer Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: What price would pay to capture the moon?

Warnings: AU, Character Death, Graphic Sex, angst, maybe some rape.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir
Genres: Fantasy
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2521 Read Count: 1402
Published: 11/05/08 Updated: 11/05/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
Whoa,whoa!Haldir doesn't have the power to steal the moon from the sky!And why all the strange weather?I am utterly and hopelessly confused.
Date: 12/05/08
Summary: This is for Liz,and it describes how precious and pure she is to me.It's more recent,and I gave it to her after confessing my love.I am the crow,she the diamond.This explains a bout of hostility I had with touching her body.I'm a huge perv,and I thought that if I started to I wouldn't be able to stop.Ha.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 207 Read Count: 1509
Published: 12/05/08 Updated: 12/05/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: O diamond darling Reviewer: Dyubbuk Signed
Thank you.

Author's Response: Author\'s Response: I am so out there!I had no idea what you meant by \"allegorical\", so I had to look it up.\r\nThis is the second time you\'ve gotten me stumped on some word.I don\'t really study poetry at all,I just write what \r\nI think sounds good.Like in the novel I\'m \r\nwriting!I despise doing the workbook I forced myself to buyrn to help me with writing.rnIt\'s really simple stuff like \r\nhow I should use certain things and why.\r\nI have the most trouble with typing my manuscript!First of all,I type with one finger!\r\nSecond,I hate using computers for hours on end because I get a headache...;(I don\'t know how my career will go!\r\nWell,thank you for the comment.The 31st is my girlfriend\'s birthday,but I just had to give her my presentNOW!!\r\nShe has me on a leash,I swear it!But that\'s perfectly fine for me.Heh-heh.
Date: 19/05/08