Reviews by Sil Greenleaf
Summary: After a young Eldarion poses a strange question, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the five-year-old, and learn that sometimes you can over-think things. Rated because of discussion of sexuality, but at the level of a five-year-old, so if you pick up on anything it's your own fault for having a dirty mind! ;)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Eldarion
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2659 Read Count: 3677
Published: 10/10/04 Updated: 10/10/04 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Prince's Question Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
That was hilarious! I loved 'Legolas gave a cough that sounded suspiciously like Galadriel'!
Date: 09/02/08
Summary: Aragorn had been trying for almost his whole life to beat his brothers and best friend at hiding while they tracked him. After losing every single time, the now experienced ranger has a new plan to win this latest game of Hiding and Seeking.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3886 Read Count: 1661
Published: 04/11/05 Updated: 04/11/05 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
I thought this was a really funny and strangely believable story. I loved the final few lines!

Author's Response: I'm very happy that you enjoyed reading my little tale. Glad you liked the ending, too. :o)
Date: 09/02/08
Summary: Crossover: lotr / Norse mythology / fanfic authors.
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1268 Read Count: 1264
Published: 05/13/06 Updated: 05/13/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Cave of Abandoned Stories Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
I loved this. Well written and a excellent blending of two genres. I would also completely agree with your message. All stories deserve to be finished!

Author's Response: thanks!
Date: 09/19/08
Purple Plot Bunnies, The by Zhie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Haldir deals with his past and his future with the help of his family and a plush purple rabbit. (PG13, but non-sexual het, slash, and bi all found within)
Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gil-Galad, Gimli, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Melpomaen, Original Character, Orophin, Sam, Thranduil
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: PPB-AU
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 163861 Read Count: 46097
Published: 06/30/06 Updated: 06/30/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 50: Home Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
I loved this story, I've just spent three weeks reading through it all! It's funny, moving and the characters are perfect. You can really believe it too. Well done.
Date: 08/27/08
Summary: A chase ensured, with porridge flinging,spoon throwing and diving brothers.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Legolas, Original Character, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: The Legolas Chronicles
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 463 Read Count: 1775
Published: 07/22/06 Updated: 07/22/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
Funniest thing I've read in a long time. That was great!
Date: 08/15/08
Public Speaking by Zhie Rated: G [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Elladan and Elrohir tell their classmates what their ada and nana do for a living.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Elfling Chronicles, PPB-AU
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 877 Read Count: 1781
Published: 09/21/06 Updated: 09/21/06 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Complete Story Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
Those are my favourite characters, except for Celebrian, and that story really does them justice.
Date: 08/15/08
Summary: A song I wrote in memory of my old elementary school. Thanks to some Stupid people, the newer, nicer and healthier school is closing.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119 Read Count: 2067
Published: 01/10/07 Updated: 01/10/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
That was so sad! I know how you feel, my beautiful school was just closed down and I have to move somewhere where the uniform is entirely bottle green! But really, it was such a beautiful poem.

Author's Response: Oh, really? I hate it when they have to close schools that really should have stayed open. Thank you for your review. iggybaby
Date: 09/02/08
Wise Up by Zhie Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Celeborn needs to relieve a little stress, and Elrond offers his advisor's 'counsel'.

Categories: Book-verse, Book Verse Slash Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Genres: Erotica, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2364 Read Count: 2476
Published: 02/05/07 Updated: 02/05/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Complete Story Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
That ending is so funny!
Date: 09/02/08
Summary: Gimli goes on a diet. Legolas helps.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2495 Read Count: 1833
Published: 02/11/07 Updated: 02/11/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: It's A Little Tight Across the Chest Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
Ha ha! That was brilliant. I loved the ballet part and I can't wait to read more of your work!
Date: 09/02/08
Summary: I wrote this at 11:30 last night, literally in tears. The rest of it is self-explanatory.
Categories: Other Movies Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 250 Read Count: 1600
Published: 03/12/07 Updated: 03/12/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
This poem broke my heart, even though I've never heard of that site.

Author's Response: I'm sorry it broke your heart, but thank you for the implication of how good the poem was... I appreciate it :)
Date: 09/01/08
Want A Hair? by sylc Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Haldir asks Rúmil to dispose of a broken hair.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Haldir, Rúmil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 360 Read Count: 1609
Published: 03/13/07 Updated: 03/13/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Want A Hair? Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
Hilarious! Loved every word of it, keep writing!

Author's Response: Thanks Sil, I appreciate it. I'm glad you enjoyed the story.
Date: 09/19/08
Summary: Our friends have a nice long rant.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 424 Read Count: 1657
Published: 03/15/07 Updated: 03/15/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Aragorn Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
Ha ha! This can't finish like that, keep writing!
Date: 08/15/08
Summary: A spoof of 'The Spanish Inquisition' from Monty Python.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Elrond, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Monty Python's Flying...Nazgul?
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 464 Read Count: 3107
Published: 05/06/07 Updated: 05/06/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Orcish Inquisition Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
Ha ha ha! This was brilliant. I would definitely love to read more from you!
Date: 09/19/08
Summary: Personally, I think Elrond is portrayed as too much of an obsessively overprotective father, especially in the movies, and unless one were to read the appendices after RotK his own love life is not discussed much. Here, as true to canon as I could find, is my rendition of the story.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celeborn, Celebrían, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5331 Read Count: 10347
Published: 06/01/07 Updated: 08/31/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: I: Lasto Morchaint (Listen to Shadows Cast By Light) - G Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
This was amazingly worded. Continue this story, please!
Date: 08/18/08
Title: Chapter 3: II. Hîno Elrond, Túle Nom Galad (Children of Elrond, Come to the Light) - PG Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
This new chapter is equally beautiful, but his vision is so sad! Please keep it coming, quick as you can!

Author's Response: Thank you, and I'm very glad you like it.
Date: 09/01/08
LotR Lists by Zoso22 Rated: PG [Reviews - 20]
Summary: Random lists about Lord of the Rings! (duh)
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1689 Read Count: 6748
Published: 06/11/07 Updated: 08/23/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: What the Fellowship is Really Like Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
Hilarious! Loved every word of it! Moderatly offensive, but i'm sure it's all in good spirit! Keep writing!
Date: 09/21/08
Title: Chapter 6: Jobs Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
All I can say is 'Gimli as a Kung Fu Master'? Genious!
Date: 09/21/08
Summary: Lady Celebrían is not the only elf suffering after the attack.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3232 Read Count: 2152
Published: 06/22/07 Updated: 06/22/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
This was so sad! Those first few paragraphs were almost too hard to read! Lovely ending though.
Date: 11/08/08
Summary:

How Glorfindel and Erestor got together. Two wayward lovers, an exasperated Elrond, and a child Arwen who fancies herself a matchmaker.


Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Original Character, Other Canon Character
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2624 Read Count: 4445
Published: 08/03/07 Updated: 09/03/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Star-Cross'd Lovers Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
I love all your work and this is no exception. Is there more coming? Yay!
Date: 09/02/08
Summary: this is a poem from Elrond's POV when Celebrian left him. This is my first attempt at poetry so please r&r, any help whatsoever is well appreciated!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Celebrían, Elrond
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 124 Read Count: 1552
Published: 01/11/08 Updated: 01/11/08 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Farewell My Love Reviewer: Sil Greenleaf Signed
This is a good poem with a lovely meaning! Keep writing!
Date: 11/02/08