I hate the elf. Bah.
Arya Forest Maiden, you are charged with disrupting the Canon by mucking with the characters of Gandalf and Aragorn, who was in his eighties during the War of the Ring, darlin'...; using bad spelling and grammar (SPELL CHECK!); owning one of the Three despite the fact that Vilya, Nenya and Narya are all accounted for; and being a Mary Sue- and this is all in the first chapter! I won't read you your rights, because you don't get any. You are sentenced to death by Warg. Have a nice day.
Author's Response: i realy, realy, realy, realy, realy hate you people who hate my writing becuase that I AM JUST 11 YEARS OLD FOR THE GODS SAKES, SO STAY OFF MY BACK FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SPELL RIGHT, YES, I KNOW HE WAS IN HIS EIGHTIES BECUASE I HAVE A LOT OF LORD OF THE RINGS HISTORY BOOKS THAT I READ, AND I KNEW FOR A LONG TIME! I HAVE KNOW, I SAY A SHORT WHILE, THATS WHAT THE ELVES MESURE IT BY, BECUASE I AM ELVIN! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR HUMAN YEARS! AND GUESS WHAT?!?!? THEY NEVER FOUND THE RED RING OF THE ELVES, ONLY ELROND AND GALADRIAL NEW WHERE IT WAS!!!! SO STAY OFF MY HOMEWORK LOADED BACK, PERSON! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT READ IT!!!! very angerly, and about ot cuse you out if i dont end this soon, will not have a nice day, arya forest maiden. (suddenly flicks off computer)
Oh, lovely. Now she's half plant. Symbiotic plants don't exist in Middle-earth. Bah.
Author's Response: shut up, and get off my back, you STRANGE PERSON WHO HATES A GIRL THAT JUST WANTS TO GET A FEW THINGS OF GOOD FEED BACK, AND IS TRULY WRITING AT A 12TH GRADE LEVAL IN OTHER FANTASY PAPERS AND HISTORY ON THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME, SO BEET THAT! Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul!!!! Amin delotha lle!!! Auta miqula orqu!!! Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina!!!! take that, you commen speeker. dosent know howmany insults that i just put in elvish. STAY OFF MY BACK, AND LET ME BE WHO I WANT TO BE, IF I GET ANOTHER REVIEW FROM YOU... d*** i can do anything to you, im writing to a cyberperson, who pissed can i get...
Now, you are the proud mother of a Mini-Balrog named Sauroman. It's "Saruman", dear.
Author's Response: -.- ive goten most things they say from a site with teh origanal, extened edition, script. i dont care. why do you call me dear? i am dreadfuly confused at you...
The small explosive device known as a "cherry bomb" does not in fact include cherries or fruit of any kind. Bah.
Author's Response: So what? These are creative and clever hobbits, not to mention pranksters. So cherry bombs with cherries in them are entirely possible. :) Sarah