Penname: Madame Zerda [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 16/09/08
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Oh-kay. Mah LotR fancharacter.
Name: Maudlin
Species: Orc (this alone should tell you a lot about me!)
Hair color: Dark brown-ish.
Eye color: Red
Weapons: Scimitar, dagger
Main Lust Object: Sauron, Morgoth, the Ringwraiths...I'll fangirl anything in trousers. Spiky iron trousers.
Mary Sue Rating:
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Reviews by Madame Zerda
Summary: A round robin, the object of which is to see whether or not hate is reasonable.

Post a chapter about ANYBODY (preferably a LOTR character) that you hate, post as many reasons as possible and reasoned arguments. (So, "I just don't like them" will likely get your argument trashed)

I'll try and be as unbiased as possible.

Hm... now would probably be a good time to attempt Gemini Elf's "Hyper" challenge.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1571 Read Count: 11780
[Report This] Published: 19/02/07 Updated: 12/03/08
Reviewer: Madame Zerda Signed
Date: 06/10/08 Title: Chapter 4: Legolas

I hate the elf. Bah.

Summary: this starts when Aragorn meets with Galdalf on what the wizard calls a important matter. along with him, comes a ranger, and it ends up, that the ranger is a she-elf, who has been in many myths: The Forest Maiden, Arya, who has an elvish ring of power from her Father.
then, when The Meeting of Elrond, Arya sees an elf she remembers, and he draws her aside after the meeting.
'so you have returned, sister?' Legolas Greenleaf says.
this is the story of the Fellowship with an extra person, and the bound between a brother and sister that have not spoken for over 1,500 years. i really need some more reviews. if you hate it, say so, if you like, say so. tell me how i can make it better, for that is why i posted this! thank you. do that, or email me!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Balrog, Boromir, Celeborn, Elrond, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Nazgűl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12580 Read Count: 8749
[Report This] Published: 19/07/08 Updated: 14/08/08
Reviewer: Madame Zerda Signed
Date: 05/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Proluge and chapter one: A New Companion

Arya Forest Maiden, you are charged with disrupting the Canon by mucking with the characters of Gandalf and Aragorn, who was in his eighties during the War of the Ring, darlin'...; using bad spelling and grammar (SPELL CHECK!); owning one of the Three despite the fact that Vilya, Nenya and Narya are all accounted for; and being a Mary Sue- and this is all in the first chapter! I won't read you your rights, because you don't get any. You are sentenced to death by Warg. Have a nice day.

Author's Response: i realy, realy, realy, realy, realy hate you people who hate my writing becuase that I AM JUST 11 YEARS OLD FOR THE GODS SAKES, SO STAY OFF MY BACK FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SPELL RIGHT, YES, I KNOW HE WAS IN HIS EIGHTIES BECUASE I HAVE A LOT OF LORD OF THE RINGS HISTORY BOOKS THAT I READ, AND I KNEW FOR A LONG TIME! I HAVE KNOW, I SAY A SHORT WHILE, THATS WHAT THE ELVES MESURE IT BY, BECUASE I AM ELVIN! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR HUMAN YEARS! AND GUESS WHAT?!?!? THEY NEVER FOUND THE RED RING OF THE ELVES, ONLY ELROND AND GALADRIAL NEW WHERE IT WAS!!!! SO STAY OFF MY HOMEWORK LOADED BACK, PERSON! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT READ IT!!!! very angerly, and about ot cuse you out if i dont end this soon, will not have a nice day, arya forest maiden. (suddenly flicks off computer)

Reviewer: Madame Zerda Signed
Date: 05/10/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Twin Brother, Council, and Cahadras

Oh, lovely. Now she's half plant. Symbiotic plants don't exist in Middle-earth. Bah.

Author's Response: shut up, and get off my back, you STRANGE PERSON WHO HATES A GIRL THAT JUST WANTS TO GET A FEW THINGS OF GOOD FEED BACK, AND IS TRULY WRITING AT A 12TH GRADE LEVAL IN OTHER FANTASY PAPERS AND HISTORY ON THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME, SO BEET THAT! Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul!!!! Amin delotha lle!!! Auta miqula orqu!!! Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina!!!! take that, you commen speeker. dosent know howmany insults that i just put in elvish. STAY OFF MY BACK, AND LET ME BE WHO I WANT TO BE, IF I GET ANOTHER REVIEW FROM YOU... d*** i can do anything to you, im writing to a cyberperson, who pissed can i get...

Reviewer: Madame Zerda Signed
Date: 05/10/08 Title: Chapter 4: the snow storm, moria

Now, you are the proud mother of a Mini-Balrog named Sauroman. It's "Saruman", dear.

Author's Response: -.- ive goten most things they say from a site with teh origanal, extened edition, script. i dont care. why do you call me dear? i am dreadfuly confused at you...

Summary: The top 5 most annoying things for characters from LOTR.
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: Parodies
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 18830
[Report This] Published: 24/09/08 Updated: 12/01/09
Reviewer: Madame Zerda Signed
Date: 05/10/08 Title: Chapter 9: Five Ways to Annoy Merry and Pippin

The small explosive device known as a "cherry bomb" does not in fact include cherries or fruit of any kind. Bah.

Author's Response: So what? These are creative and clever hobbits, not to mention pranksters. So cherry bombs with cherries in them are entirely possible. :) Sarah