Penname: Ar-feiniel [Contact] Real name: Maggie
Member Since: 20/09/08
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hi there! Name’s Ar-feiniel, but I like Fei for short. I’ve had no training in writing except English class, but I hope to take Creative Writing next year in school (keeping my fingers crossed). I like cheesecake. I’m an editor and writer for my school’s newspaper. I've got two crazy, amazing siblings, Rhovannion and Melda, whom you'll notice accomany me in my mad fun humor stories (Love ya guys!). Chickens and sheep are my favorite animals, but Dug the dog from Disney/Pixar’s “Up” has claimed my heart. Let's see, what else...I go around and claim to be married to Maedhros (not really, but I wish). I’m open to criticism, but might take it too seriously or harshly. Group writing projects are fun, just ask Kitt Otter and Bearer of Light. Shadow Maiden (Daewen) is my partner in crime. Peace in the Middle East!



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Summary: Shawn and his dog are sent on the adventure of a lifetime
Found by Aragorn he joins the Dunedain Rangers and his dog is along for the ride New Chapters!! Please Review, I need feed back! Chapter 24 has been added!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 47628 Read Count: 19069
[Report This] Published: 24/12/08 Updated: 10/02/09
Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 08/01/09 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Edoras

I absolutely loved the gifts, D.R.O.T.N! A looking-glass-eye-patch and talking animals ring! I thought they were extremely creative – very, very nice job! Yay, Max – oops, I mean Silverfur – gets to come back!! I was beginning to miss him! I really like how he can talk in Shawn’s mind now. But if you want me be to be honest, I find it a tad freaky that Sil now has human qualities now (i.e. walking, hugging, etc). But that is only my opinion; I honestly do not want to discourage you or anything. And if I have I am dreadfully sorry. But I really did like these last few chapters. Please keep up the good work!

Fei.

Author's Response: The only Human Qualities he has are Smiling and hugging, He still walks on all fours and runs like a dog. He bows like a dog, he can't stand on two feet, just wanted to clarify that he is still a dog, just silver fur and a few, count them, few human qualities. Sorry for the deception, should have explained it better Thanks for the Review! D.R.O.T.N.

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 02/01/09 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: A Quest begins

Happy New Year to you too!

I think this a very good story so far. I love how you brought a dog into Middle-Earth as well as in an interesting and different manner! I really like how you had Shawn teleport into a Dunedain camp and I also like his relationship with Aragorn and Legolas -- very nice! I also like your writing style. Keep up the good work!

Fei.

P.S. When is Fletcher coming back? I was beginning to like him. :P

Author's Response: Thank you its nice to see some one else reviewing my stories, because its been only Kit Otter and i would like some other feed back, so thanks. And don't worry Fletcher will come back, its Book-versed too Dunedain Ranger of the North

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 06/01/09 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Lothlorien

I really like the emotions and the friendship-bonds that are developing. Keep up the good work, Dunedain ranger of the North.

Fei.

Author's Response: Thanks, I appreciate it. Oh and by the way its D.R.O.T.N. for short (Dunedain Ranger of the North) D.R.O.T.N.

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 17/01/09 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Battle for Helm's deep 2

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Me: *Sticks head out from corner of the wall. Sees Fang chasing Shawn, throws head back and laughs* Ha ha!

Fang: *Hears and rears head to see the laughing girl, turns and charges back to the brick wall* ‘I see you…’

Me: Ha…. Ha…. Ha…. *Gulps*

Shawn: *Thinking quickly* Freda attack!

Freda: But I’m just a wittle girl… *Makes puppy face*

Shawn: Right… uh… Silverfur attack!

Sil: *Looks up from thick textbook* What?

Freda: Why does the doggy have glasses?

Shawn: Because his insurance doesn’t pay for contacts.

Freda: Right… *Runs away* I was SO right when I said dogs could read and write, Eothain!

Fang: *Pokes nose around wall and sniffs around for Ar-feiniel* ‘Where are you?’

Me: Um… Shawn? What’s the wolf think—

Fang: ‘There you are!’

Me: Ah! *Runs around the corner of the of the brick wall, Fang on her heels* SHAWN!!!

Shawn: *Reading book with Silverfur* Shush! Fingon’s about to die! *Tear*

Me: *Rolls eyes, turns around abruptly*

Fang: *Stops and snarls at Ar-feiniel, teeth close to her face*

Me: *Smells Fang’s breath* You might want to consider a Tic-Tac.

Fang: ‘Why you little!’ *Chases a laughing Ar-feiniel across Rohan*

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Sorry about that… and sorry that it took so long for me to respond. But here are my comments: I liked the Dream chapter as well as the Helm’s Deep ones. I like how you have Shawn compete in the counting kills rivalry between Legolas and Gimli. It lightens the mood. I like how you had Shawn fall asleep. But I’m a bit confused, did Shawn sleep through the rest of the Battle and how? Did he just randomly lie down next to a wall and doze off or did he retreat into the actual building? How long was he sleep? And no Orcs noticed him? (Sorry, I’m a details freak)

Oh, and before I forget, I really like your new story. I love the Civil War and am glad someone has done a crossover. I really like the creativity in that one – where you have two fallen solders beam into Middle-earth differently and I like how you have (James, I think it is…?) wake up as a wolf. I always imagined what would happen if something where to go wrong in the warping time-traveling system. (Someone having two left hands perhaps?) I can’t wait to see what will happen next it that story. It really is very, very interesting.

Well, again sorry it took so long. I have been reading your stories, don’t think I forgot or anything. I’m forgetting something. Rats. Oh, well, I’ll respond again when I think of it. Keep up the great work!

Fei.

P.S. If I hurt your feeling is any way with my randomness in the beginning of my review, please let my know. I am terribly sorry. I have the outmost respect for your and your characters. I was only poking playful fun…

Author's Response: Actually its ok in the beginning, but I would like to clarify that it was me, D.R.O.T.N., that Fang chased, he has a bad temper, (hears step behind him and turns around) Oh, hey Shawn didn't see you there, (Shawn glares at me) ok, sorry I will move onto something else (Waits till Shawn leaves) whew, ok now, where was I! Oh yah, Shawn doesn't fall asleep during the battle, he falls asleep before the battle ever begins, Gimli is just shaking him awake because Aragorn doesn't want him out of his sight when the fighting begins. But did you really like the way I made him see his Grandpa again? And his family? I had to put a dream sequence in there somewhere! But anyways, I am glad you are liking my other story. The Civil War is my favorite subject. And James wasn't turned into a wolf by being brought there the Valar that he saw at the Battle, yes it was one of the valar, turned him into a wolf, for his old body was dying. But I am glad you like him and on top of that, Alex is turnning into an elf! please keep reviewing, I gotta go, cant stay and talk, got two wolf's after me now. See ya!!( Runs laughing as Fang and Mellon come running around the corner) come on Mellon, I didn't say anything about you, Hey! now you watch your teeth, yowch!!! why you little, yikes!!!

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 28/01/09 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: Isengard and New Father

I am dreadfully sorry that it took so long to respond. Honestly, I feel really bad. SORRY! Stupid homework. Thank you for clearing up the Fang-chasing-you and the sleeping-at-Helm's-Deep thing, I can be really stupid sometimes. *Slaps forehead* Wait, I shouldn't be doing that, I have a German Project to do after this. Can't give myself a headache, now can I?! Yes, I did like the Dream chapter very much, because I thought that Shawn seeing his family again was rather cute and it lightened the mood as well. I was like, "Awww!" when he got to talk to his Grandfather and all. Reminds me of this little skit this kid put on once... never mind. Ja, dream squences are always so much fun to write. :)

Moving on to Solders from another Time, the Civil War is one of my favorites as well and I'm glad someone made an LotR-Civil War crossover. YAY! Sorry again, I either read that part wrong or worded my question wrong, which, I am the master at doing both. Stupid Fei. Just curious, but which Valar did James see? Orome? AN ELF? Didn't see that coming! Aw, you ruined it for me... *Pouts*

Okay, moving on to the two chapters that I just read...
“Don’t make me dismount and come down there! Because I will!” -- Tee hee, I love that line. Very nice. Aw, *Pats Fangs head reasurringly* It's going to be okay. *Fang snarls at Fei* Yikes! I was just trying to help. Really, I think that Shawn and Fang have an interesting realationship.
“Well? Why must you disturb my rest? Will you give me no peace at all by night or day?” Said Saruman in a sweet voice *Laughs, then chokes* Sarumon... sweet? *Shivers* Nice line, though. Very funny. YAY! *Claps hands excitedly* Fletcher is back! YAY! I love Fletcher. Aw, that's soo adorable. *Joins group-hug*
Fei.
P.S. I just read your profile and I nearly choked when I saw my name on it! THANK YOU! I feel so honored! You have no idea how happy you just made my day! Thank you very, very much! :D

P.P.S. Sorry about all of the type-o's, I'm on my sister's computer and I'm typing in a Notepad (which doesn't have a SpellCheck) so, I'm sure that the many spelling mistakes. Sorry!

Author's Response: Its all right! I am glad you liked them both. And I don't know which Valar it was, I just made it up! I had to add you as one of my favorite authors and reviewers, because I like some of your stories, don't ask which ones because I can't remember, and your reviews are helpful. Hey I have a question, I have just placed a challenge on here and I was wondering if you would like to do it? If not I understand! I am adding another story called Riders of Arnor, its another Civil War Fic-LotR! I have also place a third story called a Slave no More, check it out! D.R.O.T.N.

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 01/02/09 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: Minas Tirith

*Bites lip* Oh, thanks for the heads-up. I was going to ask which stories of mine you liked…

I like Shawn’s reaction when Pippin was holding the Palantir. I would have started hyperventilating too. If Pippin was dead like that, I would have pushed Gandalf out of the way and screamed something like, “I know CPR!”! Which, in real, I don’t really know it… (Isn’t it some # of chest compressions, then two rescue breaths, then more chest compressions, etc, etc?)

I also like Fletcher’s reactions and fatherly protection over Shawn when Gandalf suggest him go with him and Pip to Minas Tirith. Aw! The parting is so sweet! Fletcher is totally the best character.

Cool! Fang gets to be a stallion! That reminds me of when Donkey gets to be a stallion in Shrek 2.

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Shrek: Donkey, you're a...
Donkey: A stallion, baby! I can whinny.
*Whinnies*
Donkey: I can count.
*Stomps his hoof*
Donkey: Look at me, Shrek! I'm trotting!

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YAY! Max is back! *Claps hands together excitedly*

Where did Shawn learn the Elvish?

I think you misspelled “gets” in this sentence -- “Now wait here, I will return with Pippin and Fletcher. Fletcher will give you your cloak when he --gats-- down here” said Gandalf and he went back into the fortress.

Overall, very nice chapter! *Golf Claps*

Fei.

P.S. I am seriously considering responding to your challenge. But, I have to do some research for it and that might take a little while. So, I’m really sorry, don’t expect anything too soon. Goheno nin.

Author's Response: Yep, that is CPR, I am an Eagle scout so I would know( Even though I probably never get a chance to use it). (laughs) yep it is just like Donkey, though Fang hates being a horse(I think it is because he can't eat meat) and Max was already there, he just had a different name. And Shawn had spent enough time around Aragorn and Legolas to learn how to speak Elvish well enough. Narmo is Elvish for 'Wolf', I thought that would be appropriate. Thanks for reading! Can't wait for your story, but what do you need to research for? oh well, thanks again! Dune

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 11/02/09 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Leaving the White City

Gotta love Faramir. I love how he stood up for Shawn. Good job on the argument between Denethor and Shawn, I suck at arguments.

*Helps Michael up after a small fit of laughter* Aw, Michael fell out of his chair, although I feel really bad, it was so randomly funny. Weird, I did that today! I fell out my chair too! It really hurt because I hit my arm on a desk and my ankle on my chair!

*Standing with Shawn* No, Faramir! Don’t go! *Sniffle* Please…
“I am sorry, Shawn.” Beautiful line. I can just hear Faramir’s voice saying that. *Sniffle* Awww!

Response Update: I’m working on my response to your Challenge. I’m about two pages into writing it and I’m already convinced that it’s awful. Would you like a sneak peak?

Fei.

Author's Response: Sure I am ready for a sneak peak! Glad you liked this chapter, though I am amazed that you didn't react to Michael, who is a mute, speak, though barely! (Takes a deep breath) Ok, lets see the story! Ready and willing! Dune

Summary: I feel that LOTR horses don't get enough credit or attention! So, I decided to write Here's to the Horses!
Categories: Off Topic, Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Bill the Pony, Other Canon Character
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Midnight's Poem Book
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 135 Read Count: 1340
[Report This] Published: 01/01/09 Updated: 01/01/09
Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 01/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Here's to the Horses

Some other LotR horses are: Arod (Legolas' horse) and Asfaloth (It was *supposed* to be Glorfindel's horse but in the movie it's Arwen's horse). Anyways, I really liked your poem! It was very pretty. Fun Fact: I have a real horse shoe from when I went on a horse back riding trip-thing. Go Horses!

Author's Response: Thank you for reading and reviewing my short story, and also thank you for telling me some more of the LOTR horses names. -Midnight :)

Summary: It was all Legolas’ fault; he should have known that he should not taunt the author, but I guess he did not know…
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1613 Read Count: 2701
[Report This] Published: 03/01/09 Updated: 11/02/09
Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 03/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Comments:

Good start.
Nice title.
Cool idea.

Can't wait to see what happens next!

Fei.

Author's Response: Thank you Fei, glad that you enjoy of it. More to come, and I you like it. *Hugs & Kisses* have a great weekend and keep smiling, Sivan Shemesh

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 19/01/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Hmm... I wonder what the author is planning to do to Legolas. *Rubs hands together and grins evilly* This should get interesting.

' "I want my sword back!" The king exclaimed, while shooting glares toward the author. ' -- I love this line; I could just imagine the look on Thranduil's face.

*Laughs* Keep up the good work!

Fei.

Author's Response: Thank you sweetie, i thought that was a cute part as well, glad that you like it. More to come. *Hugs* Have a great day/night and keep smiling, Sivan Shemesh

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 11/02/09 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

*Eyes widen* Thranduil disappearing, very clever.

Loving it -- can’t wait to see what happens next!

Fei.

Summary: The title says it all.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1054 Read Count: 2271
[Report This] Published: 03/01/09 Updated: 03/01/09
Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 04/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: No Chapters

I am an LotR Freak -- and I'm proud to be!

Author's Response: Word to that! So am I.

Summary: The First Volume Of The Diamond Hunters.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: The Diamond Hunters
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 80861 Read Count: 28314
[Report This] Published: 06/01/09 Updated: 31/01/09
Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 06/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I think this is a very good start as well as an interesting idea. Please continue.

Author's Response: Will do :)

Lost by meerkatalex Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: You can be so lost without the one you love. For Laila and Ann.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 145 Read Count: 984
[Report This] Published: 08/01/09 Updated: 08/01/09
Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 27/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw, I feel bad that no one reviewed this before me. But…

Fear not! SuperFei to the rescue! *Throws back superhero cape in the blowing wind and places hands on hips. Gives a cheesy grin to the camera. The glass lens cracks at Fei’s smile* Not againnn! *Frowns disappointedly*

I am really sorry about that; I should be more serious for this review. *Slaps self* I promised myself I would be serious when reviewing! Okay… back to business *Solemns*

I feel bad because –

One: This is so good! I mean, honestly, I got this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. I feel really bad for Laila and Ann. Are they okay?

Two: It was the only story of yours that did not receive a review. What’s up with that? You are an incredible author!

I find this deeply moving. I have not really dealt with losing someone close to me, for my Grandmother died when I was about 8 or 9 and these things never really hit me – I didn’t understand it. But now, years later, I get it…
I think that you portrayed what everyone feels when they lose someone special perfectly.
My opinion: To make it a bit more beautiful, maybe you should not abbreviate words (i.e. “They are never coming back.” would {still my opinion} sound more emotional then, “They’re never coming back.”).
Fun fact: I learned last year in English that there are five stages of grief. I couldn’t remember all of them, but there is a lovely invention called Google:

Denial (this isn't *happening* to me!)

Anger (why is this happening to *me*?)

Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person *if*...)

Depression (I don't *care* anymore)

Acceptance (*I'm ready* for whatever comes)

I think you really hit Denial, Anger, and Depression… but, perhaps, you could try to put the others in? You don’t have to do it, just a suggestion.

On the less dim side of things: They aren’t Lost forever, you’ll see them again, when your time comes, you’ll get to party with them in Heaven. Right? :)

Fei.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reviewing this! I was worrying that it was terrible compared to other author's works and that was why no-one was reviewing it. However now you've reviewed it, I'm so relieved. Laila is one of my closest friends; she lost her mother, Ann, to cancer in August. She deals so well with it and I'm so proud of her for being so strong. She never cried in front of her friends, and it worries me. But I've finally accepted that that's the way she copes with it. She talks about her mum too; I could never do that if I were in her place. I am so honoured to hear that you think I'm an incredible author! I hope that this touched you, and I think it did. I'm a really bad non-abbreviater and apparently a walking dictionary, so I'll work on that... The five stages of grief are really accurate and I'm glad you've told me about them, I'd have never have found out otherwise. You know, what made it really hard writing this is that I haven't ever Lost anyone. ((Excluding my hamster, and I was about nine then, so it doesn't count.)) When Ann died it hit me hard. I cried for ages, even though she's not related to me, and I've only met her once. I felt so bad. Thanks for the constructive critisism, and I'll take it into account. Thanks again, meerkatalex

Summary: I think the title explains it all.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Asfaloth, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Celebrían, Eldarion, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galadriel, Haldir, Merry, Nazgûl, Other Canon Character, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humor, Mystery, Other, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13470 Read Count: 35308
[Report This] Published: 09/01/09 Updated: 21/06/10
Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 10/01/09 Title: Chapter 3: Entry 3

"I gave up on Glorfindel. So I went and asked Elladan. But Elladan said Ada would kill him. Elladan is never any fun. Elrohir is fun. He said that of course he would. " -- *Laughs* absolutely love these lines! Great job so far, keep going!

Fei.

Author's Response: I'm glad you like it! Sometimes I think I make her sound a little bit too young though...well, she is only 110, which is who knows how young in human years. So never mind!

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 16/01/09 Title: Chapter 12: Entry 12

I praise you for your noble surrender. (Whispers aside: It’s not over yet! *Narrows eyes and raises spoon menacingly*) That was very honorable of you, thank you. For a prize you shall have… an ice cream cone!! < DD Congratulations! (Whispers: I am the better digital cone warrior! YAY!) Beings that I am so kind; I will not make you surrender your ice-cream scoop to me. It such a pity – it would make a good addition to my set. Alas! I will respect your admit defeat and not add it to my collection of other fallen digital ice-cream warriors. But I want your chef hat!

Fei.

P.S. Thanks for answering my question on Glorfindel; I thought it was like that.


P. P. S. Ooo, a catfight is brewing! Arwen VS. Maeniel! FIGHT!

Author's Response: Sorry, but if you want my chef hat you need to engage in a pie battle. LET THE WAR BEGIN!

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 19/01/09 Title: Chapter 17: Entry 17

*Slaps Glorfindel across the face* HOW COULD YOU?!

Author's Response:

I know, right? *kicks Glorfindel in the shins*

no scoops for him.

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 20/01/09 Title: Chapter 19: Entry 19

*Gives Arwen a high five* You go, girl! Gave Glorfindel the cold shoulder, right on! Great job, callerofcrows! Very funny!

Fei.

P.S. *Narrows eyes. The badge on Fei’s shoulder that reads “Best Digital Cone Warrior of the Third Age” flashes menacingly as Fei picks up her first pie and takes aim…* IT IS *SO* ON!!!

Author's Response:

Thanks!

P.S. I think I'm going to write a story about you and me digital pie battling. This semi-inside joke needs to confuse more people than it already does, lol. It's pretty funny.

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 21/01/09 Title: Chapter 21: Entry 21

I honestly feel bad for you; I just finished all of my midterms. Galu! And garo 'lass a lalaith when you are free of the terrible tests!

Lol, Arwen have a bit of ADD?

Fei.

P.S. Yeah, we should totally start a Pie Battle Story! That would be great fun!

Author's Response:

My midterms end on....this upcoming Tuesday. I'll try to update as much as possible, but this all depends on what test is coming up. This weekend I'll probably stay off of the computer...my grade in Pre-Calculus is absolutely horrible, and if I want to be able to go on the computer at all, I'll need to bring it up with this exam grade.

P.S. How would we start this pie battle story? Hmm....contact me via the "contact me" link (or whatever it's called) on my bio page. We can digitally brain-storm together.

P.P.S. When I was six I thought that brain-storms were when you thought too hard and it started to rain.

Reviewer: Ar-feiniel Signed
Date: 02/02/09 Title: Chapter 24: Entry 24

Me: *Is one of the maidens that is watching Elrohir without his tunic*

Arwen and Elrohir: *Swinging swords*

Elrohir: *Sneaks a peak at the assembled group of giggling girls. Winks at the crowd and lowers sword, turns to Arwen* Alright, my sister, you are in need of rest and I am in need of… *Walks over to squealing girls* Hello ladies… *Grins in a cheesy Play Boy manor and twirls sword around his fingers. Puffs out chest concededly*

A few ladies start drooling, and then faint.

Me: *Rolls eyes*

Elrohir: *Starts using terrible pick-up lines*

Arwen: *Begins to swing sword in air as she performs a few basic moves as she waits for her imprudent brother to stop ‘charming’ maidens into swooning*

Elrohir: *Turns to me, when the rest of the group has fainted* Hey babe, I’m like a Rubix Cube – the more you play with me, the harder I get. *Grins*

Me: *Mouth drops open and eyes widen, raises leg to kick Elrohir in the family jewels*

Arwen: Hey Elrohir! Think fast! *Aims sword for his stomach, but as he’s turning, hits him below the belt instead*

Elrohir: *Winces and dramatically doubles over* The pain! The horror! The AGONY!

Arwen: *Cringes and looks innocently the other way*

Me: *Laughs, then high fives Arwen* You go girl! *Walks away laughing hysterically*

Author's Response: That was hilarious! You have a great sense of humor! Go Fei!