Penname: Avadiel [Contact] Real name: Adrianne
Member Since: 29/09/08
Membership status: Member
Well let's see... Like so many of you claim, I too, am awful at talking about myself. So I guess just look like you're paying attention, and I'll go on.

My name is Adrianne, or Anne or Annie but please never, ever Andie. I live in the US, go to college, and I'm a bartender. Pretty average, huh?

My freshman year of high school, one of our assigned readings was "The Hobbit." It was probably a mixture of my rebellious attitude and mentally not being ready to be introduced to Tolkien, but I thought it a terrible book and started copying from the girl who sat next to me. Then we got the movies.. my dad wanted to see them, but I was lukewarm.. I went to drool over the actors. One day it just clicked, and I saw them as works of art and now think Tolkien should replace Shakespeare in schools lol.

I now have a running joke with my mother; whenever I refer to "My precious", she knows I'm talking about my dog.

As for any beta work, I am more than happy to review anything sent to me. As I'm not a real or professional editor(had to throw that in) I try my best, but I'm not perfect. If you wish a second opinion after me, thats fine. I won't be offended.

Anything you've got, send to

I get this question a lot, so I may as well adress it here.. Do I do casting calls/ cameos? Absolutely! And I have fun with it.. Want your character to appear in a story? You gotta let me know!

Now, I have to get this out there.. I am horrible at sticking with one story before I start another (As I'm sure you've all seen.) Once I come up with an idea, the characters don't leave me alone until I have something started. Which, as you can imagine, puts me behind on my *previously* started stories. Never fear though, I will get to all of them at some point in time. I just ask your patience.

Love and Light,

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Summary: A hapless fan fiction writer learns what it really means to join the Fellowship of the Ring.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Legolas
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 999 Read Count: 1460
[Report This] Published: 06/02/05 Updated: 06/02/05
Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 13/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Enter An Irrate Tolkien

I like this idea :) To me, it's rather fresh and original.

Summary: Two girls, kidnapping five men, in one blue saturn, the mayhem, the ropes, the things that should not have been
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen, Dominic Monaghan, Sean Bean, David Wenham, Karl Urban
Genres: Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19269 Read Count: 11539
[Report This] Published: 17/04/05 Updated: 13/06/05
Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 19/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: chapter 1

Holy crap, and my first car was actually a Blue Saturn haha.

Landing in London by Chloe Kay Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 13]
Laughter.Romance.Coffee.Drama.Love.Hate.Friendship.Phone Calls.Trips.Moviestars.Money.Fame.

When Roxie's family moved to London as she was starting high school, she thought her life was over. That is, until she met Orlando. They became best friends, and now she finds herself living with him back in the heart of the city, 10 years later. Its almost like old times again...minus the fact that he's a superstar. Whatever.

This is the story of their lives. And no matter what happens or where they end up, they know they'll always be landing in london.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Liv Tyler, Original Character, Orlando Bloom, Other, Viggo Mortensen
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4610 Read Count: 4844
[Report This] Published: 21/05/06 Updated: 06/06/06
Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 19/10/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chinese and Chickflicks.

Awe I like this, it's cute. They are so perfect for each other :)

Summary: 12 ways guaranteed to tick people off.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: My Crossovers
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 181 Read Count: 1645
[Report This] Published: 04/08/07 Updated: 04/08/07
Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 14/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN MIDDLE EARTH

Hahaha I like those. And the scary part, I would do each and every one of them!

Author's Response: I would as well! If only we lived in Middle Earth...*sigh* Thanks you, Avadiel :)

Summary: What would have happened if Gandalf wasn't the one to die in Moria? What if it was someone else?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Series: Cute Merry-Pippin stories!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3251 Read Count: 1412
[Report This] Published: 08/06/08 Updated: 08/06/08
Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 16/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

All that trouble for mushrooms LOL. I think just because of Merry and Pippin I'll *try* to eat them

Author's Response: Yep, that was kinda the basic point. And the moral of the story is... Don't eat mushrooms if you don't know whether they're poisonous or not! lolz. Anyway thank you for reviewing as this is only the fourth!

Summary: A cell phone is lost from a Celebrity that is famous from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. When she found it, Brittany didn't know what it took to give it back to whoever owns it.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22305 Read Count: 14926
[Report This] Published: 17/10/08 Updated: 17/10/08
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Date: 17/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is every girl's fantasy ;) I'll keep reading!

Summary: If you think you are obsessed with Legolas than check this out!
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 452 Read Count: 1848
[Report This] Published: 20/10/08 Updated: 20/10/08
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Date: 20/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Legolas obsession

Ohh I've done a few of these! But seeing how Legalos is the coolest, how can anyone resist? ;)

Author's Response: I've done a lot of them, but your totally right!!!

Summary: Haldir is forced to swallow his pride and ask the help of his student. After accepting his offer, Earina will plant the ideas in his head, but make him do the work! Will Haldir learn maybe he can keep a family together after all?
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Haldir, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11560 Read Count: 7509
[Report This] Published: 23/10/08 Updated: 17/11/08
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Date: 09/11/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Ooooh Earina told him off! Fiesty girl power!

Anyway, this is the cutest story EVER and I can't wait to see more! So get at! hehe

Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 12/11/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Avadiel, checking in for duty as a loyal and loving this story reader.

I love that Baby Mine song!! From Dumbo, isn't it? Never fails to make me cry like a baby!

Anyway, keep up with this. It makes my day to see updates!

Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 15/11/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Awe I like playing with hair too! It must be a girl thing. Isn't it the best thing ever to get your hair washed> LOL

Anyway, loved it as usual.. Thanks for giving us an update :)

Summary: Bored and fed up with court life, Kiaya, youngest child of Arwen and Aragorn finally does something about it. Out and alone for the first time in her life, can she learn things are truly less scary when you've got a family?
Categories: Movie-verse, Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Haldir, Lindir, Original Character, Orophin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7097 Read Count: 5516
[Report This] Published: 02/11/08 Updated: 12/11/08
Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 09/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm feeling this..I'd run away from those damn meetings as well. Bonus points if Haldir and company rescued me LOL. I think that's every girl's fantasy =P

Eagerly looking for more!

Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 13/11/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Oooooh he caught her!! I saw this coming!

Never, ever, lie to Haldir!!

Summary: How and why did a microwave mishap send a modern day, ass kicking, sassy crime scene technician kicking and screaming into ME? Truth, Sasha Knauer has no idea. But, even without her trusty gun and brilliant team of co-workers she knows she'll ass-kick her way to the truth. No matter what.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 34631 Read Count: 33531
[Report This] Published: 17/12/08 Updated: 24/07/10
Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 19/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Blow off Your Asscheeks

Hell yeah! Anything having to do with CSI work, I'm there :)

Let's see what happens *sits on the edge of my seat*

Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 05/01/09 Title: Chapter 2: Phone for Rent


Glad to see you back!! I thought you forgot about us! Now, about your hunky firefighters--BRAVA!

Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 05/03/10 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30

Yay!! You've come back! I guess I shouldn't talk--I've been slacking to. Anyway, love, love, love what's going on!

Sasha's going to end up on Elrond's Shit list too, the twins are good mentors! hehe. Really enjoying the love/hate relationship going on, it's fun to see!

Author's Response: I have, and I'm sorry.. HAve I made it up to you all yet?

Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 11/03/10 Title: Chapter 35: No

Pleasee tell me he's not going to take that and just give up LOL, she's gotta say yes to him!

Author's Response: Haha I can't just telll you, where's the fun in that? Wait and see!

Reviewer: Avadiel Signed
Date: 12/03/10 Title: Chapter 36: New Trick, Old Dog

SQUEE! New chapter already! Boy, you sure aren't making us wait! There should be a section where stories go when they're updated quickly LoL. Is she finally going to accept him know? Huh, huh, huh?

Wow, is your family really that old? LOL

Author's Response: Yep! LoL, I used RL in that respect. The great aunt is my Aunt Helen. My grandma's oldest sister. It's amazing, she's that old and only has bad knees, still sharp as a tack! My grandpa just turned 95 in December, and my grandma's 89 in May. I swear I don't know how people live so long! LOL