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Summary: What Galadriel gave Boromir as a farewell gift and why, Movie Canon.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Galadriel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1571 Read Count: 1541
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Galadriel
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1571 Read Count: 1541
[Report This] Published: 12/10/04 Updated: 12/10/04
Reviewer: Red 9 Signed
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Boromir's Gift
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Boromir's Gift
aww^^ nice to see something from Boromir's pov^^ he was one of my fave characters, but he went the same way my faves always do.. *sob*
but this is really well written! i wish i could write like this^^ i liked the bit with Mithrellas too^^ Elven granny~ that must be odd for him.. and i'm soooo happy you included his gift at the end! i was so peeved when it was cut from the film.. ;)
Summary: The Barad-Dur Help Group meet in Barad-Dur to discuss their issues. And that's just where their adventures begin!
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Sauron, Saruman, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Other, Denethor, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8792 Read Count: 9818
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Sauron, Saruman, Gollum, Boromir, Faramir, Other, Denethor, Witch King
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8792 Read Count: 9818
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 01/09/05
Reviewer: Red 9 Signed
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 2: BDHG Chapter Two
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 2: BDHG Chapter Two
this is so funny!! how do you come up with it?? there is something scary in your head, my friend.. but i want in! i wanna quote funny bits, but there's too many!! i'll just say, i LOVE it^^
Summary: We all know that Boromir and Faramir couldn't possibly have written letters to one another while Boromir was on his Quest, but if they had, it might have sounded a bit like this. I have been informed that it is advisable not to eat or drink anything whilst reading.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Faramir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1480 Read Count: 1112
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Faramir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1480 Read Count: 1112
[Report This] Published: 28/08/05 Updated: 28/08/05
Reviewer: Red 9 Signed
Date: 08/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Wish You Were Here
Date: 08/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Wish You Were Here
this is so cute^^ i love the style, with the little letters and crazy ol' Denethor^^
and Boromir really shoulda listened to his brother's advice.. oh, and the title is great!!
Summary: Drabble concerns what if Boromir had lived. Written for tolkien_weekly ‘What Might Have Been’ challenge.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Boromir, Denethor, Denethor
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 145 Read Count: 1132
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse
Characters: Boromir, Boromir, Denethor, Denethor
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 145 Read Count: 1132
[Report This] Published: 20/06/06 Updated: 20/06/06
Reviewer: Red 9 Signed
Date: 08/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: In Good Company
Date: 08/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: In Good Company
yeah, he really wouldn't have had a great time of it from his pa, had he lived..
and Faramir might not have ended up being almost burnt alive.. and Denethor might not have been burnt alive.. unless he dragged Boromir onto the fire too and tried to burn the three of them?? he's crazy..
Author's Response: What you say is so true! Thanks for reading. *hugs*
Summary: WHat if Boromir hadn't died?
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Denethor, Faramir, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2909 Read Count: 5219
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Denethor, Faramir, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Pippin, The Fellowship, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2909 Read Count: 5219
[Report This] Published: 26/09/06 Updated: 26/09/06
Reviewer: Red 9 Signed
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 3: Minas Tirith
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 3: Minas Tirith
yay^^ something where Boromir lives^^ good for you :)
i guess a lotta things would change in the story if he had, cuz he might not be as obedient to Aragorn as Legolas and Gimli, but meh, i'm still glad good old Bozzz gets another chance in this!! chapter 4!!!!
Summary: Two non-Sues end up in ME. Panic ensues, and Middle Earth is doomed.
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 21601
Aoife is paranoid that she has OCD. Paula is as lazy as heck. Aoife’s a klutz. Paula’s a dreamer. Aoife is a hypochondriac. Best friends. Sisters in all but blood.
LOTR freaks.
But not so much that they’ve memorized every single line and Elvish phrase (well, not Paula anyway) but that they find the eye-candy . . . irresistible.
And when they find themselves in Middle Earth by some unforeseen twist of events, with massive concussions (Aoife is sure) things begin to get a little . . . out of hand.
Both will learn things about each other they never knew, never thought of . . . maybe they never wanted to know . . .
It’s not going to be easy. It’s definitely not going to be pretty. But it’s going to be one heck of a ride, and who knows what could happen next . . .
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Other, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41450 Read Count: 21601
[Report This] Published: 20/01/08 Updated: 09/04/08
Reviewer: Red 9 Signed
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Tough choices - religion or hypothermia?
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Tough choices - religion or hypothermia?
considering i just read this all in one go (i have too much free time on my hands^^) i think i'll just review right at the last chapter..
this is the first OC fic i've been really really REALLY addicted to, its almost better than chocolate!!.. i didn't say that..
omg!! this is so very very funny^^! i couldn't breathe.. or see.. most of the time when i was reading cuz i was laughing soooo hard!!
i looooovvvve it!! please write more!! soon!
haha^^ love the "you know this is your baby, Legolas" bit, and the part where the Fellowship thinks Paula is in love with Boromir..(he's the homely one^^ hehe.. what's wrong with his hair??) poor guy... mobiles with his face... you been in my room or something?? there's like a mobile for every male character in it (almost... no offence, Gandalf^^)
omg!! of course Paula can have cheese toasties in Middle-Earth! here's what she should do: find a cow, milk it, stir the milk with Legolas's bow until it turns into cheese, (he'll let her if she promises him a free toastie, i'm sure), then cook it on some bread over a camp fire!! no need for stew after that.. and i'm sure it would taste ok... maybe ;)
if not, i'm sure there's some Cheetos or Wotsits or something, somewhere in M-E... i bet those hobbits have some^^
i gotta admire Aoife^^ if i was her, i would've tackle-glomped almost every member of the Fellowship (sorry, Gandalf... though maybe he'd be glad... nah), and then continued on to get the non-Fellowship ppls too^^! heh... just you wait, Faramir^^
i'm rambling... oops, i just wanted to say it's really good, and funny, and my eyes will be stuck to this screen, without blinking until you add the next chapter! well.. i might have to blink a little^^
:D
Summary: During the journey through Moria, one of Pippin's pranks has a strangely fortuitous outcome.
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2284 Read Count: 2428
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2284 Read Count: 2428
[Report This] Published: 05/06/08 Updated: 05/06/08
Reviewer: Red 9 Signed
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 02/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
this is hillarious^^ Pippin is so funny, and i love how Gandalf sides with him at the end.
"a stich in time saves Nine"
very true^^
and the bit where Legolas messes with Boromir's head made me laugh so much my stomach hurt^^! you must do more!!
Author's Response: Thank you so much for your comments I am pleased you liked it!