Reviews by superweirdgirls12
Summary: Here's a little story I came up with during the Winter Break, which seems like a long long long time ago. Hope you enjoy!
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 242 Read Count: 1601
Published: Jan 16 2006 Updated: Jan 16 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Sauron's Gift Ideas Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Ha! That is funny. Good job!
Date: Mar 22 2009
Summary: King Aragorn is going on with his usual business when a man appears in front of him. This turns out to be Sirius Black. They later meet Captain Jack Sparrow as well. Together, the three characters from different worlds go on an adventure in Middle Earth, becoming close friends.....Aragorn, Sirius, AND Jack-three hotties all in one........can you say HELL YES!?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Bilbo, Boromir, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Other, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Treebeard, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1764 Read Count: 6184
Published: Feb 03 2006 Updated: Feb 19 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Legolas or Will? Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Whoa that has got to be the funniest things I've read since... since something else I can't remember the name of. Will and Legolas. *clucks tongue and smiles* they have a lot to learn. Well, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE update soon. BTW I'm guessing you are a fan of 'Pirates' and 'Harry Potter?' So am I. In fact I'm obsessed with them. Of course, LOTR comes first. Well, I should shut up now, shouldn't I? I have this habit of jabbering on about the random-est things! It's very strange. I'm doing it again! Well, good writing. Update soon. Tootles!
Date: Feb 12 2009
Summary: Here's a little story I came up with quickly before the Super Bowl. It deals with a party some of the characters are throwing. Hope you enjoy.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Gandalf / Olorin, Sauron, Saruman, Gollum, Witch King
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 970 Read Count: 1725
Published: Feb 06 2006 Updated: Feb 06 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Middle Earth Super Bowl XL Party Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
LOL! Oh my gosh that was hilarious!! How did you come up with this idea? It was brilliant!! Very funny and creative. Well done!!
Date: Mar 22 2009
Confusion by Aerlinniel Rated: G [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A song about having friends near you and still feeling alone.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125 Read Count: 2231
Published: Oct 20 2006 Updated: Oct 20 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
I know that feeling.
Date: Dec 09 2008
Summary: This is a story about a girl I know that touched me so deeply that I had to write it down. Please read and review, it means a lot to me and her.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 1903
Published: Dec 30 2006 Updated: Dec 30 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
I've felt that way before. I've never told the guy I like him because I'm to scared but I have felt like that. I feel for you, girl
Date: Nov 29 2008
Summary: Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist in the style of William Carlos Williams. Created with this poem generator on the generator blog. I decided to fill in the blanks for Glorfindel the taxidermist after "Stuffed Melpomaen".
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Glorfindel, Melpomaen
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: Glorfindel The Taxidermist
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34 Read Count: 1738
Published: Apr 23 2007 Updated: Apr 23 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: This Is Just To Say... Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
LOL! That was funny.

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Date: Nov 24 2008
Title: Chapter 1: This Is Just To Say... Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Oh my. That was funny. And slightly weird. I am a huge Glorfindel fan but it was funny all in all.

Author's Response: Thanks, superweirdgirls12. I'm glad you enjoyed the story.
Date: Jan 03 2009
8 by iggybaby Rated: G [Reviews - 22]
Summary: I wrote this poem for a 7 year old boy who's dying from cancer. His wish was to recieve the most birthday cards, so he could get into the guiness book of world records. He's turning eight at the end of may, thus the title being called 8.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 59 Read Count: 5293
Published: May 09 2007 Updated: May 09 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Aw! That is so cute! I love it. I hope that boy gets the most birthday cards in the world!

Author's Response: I wonder if he did, I never found out. Thanx for the review!
Date: Nov 30 2008
Summary: It's Harry Potter's first day of sixth year and he still grieves for the loss of his godfather. To make it all worse, the new DADA teacher looks almost identical to Sirius. Who is this eccentric person? Who are the elves that came with him? Has Dumbledore finally lost it by hiring this man?
Categories: Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas, Other Canon Character
Genres: General, Mystery
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 619 Read Count: 5366
Published: Sep 30 2007 Updated: Oct 02 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - The Teacher Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
HA HA HA!!! I love it!!! So creative and such a good twist to HP. Update soon!!!!
Date: Feb 04 2009
Summary: Just as the title says
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Actor Fics Characters: Arwen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30 Read Count: 3451
Published: Oct 18 2007 Updated: Oct 18 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Reasons I Hate Arwen Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
I don't like Arwen much either. I like your reasons, though.

Author's Response: Lol, thanks. Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the review - Breia
Date: Nov 24 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Reasons I Hate Arwen Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Yeah I'm writing another review but I forgot to add a few things. I can agree with all the points especially the one about Glorfindel!! I am a huge Glorfindel fan and I am mad that Arwen stole his spotlight. Also it is very weird that she married her foster brother. *shudders with disgust*. Write some more! I can think of about a gazillion reasons why I hate Arwen!

Author's Response: Yeah, Glorfy is awesome ^.^ I was watching FOTR the other night and I only made a comment about Asfaloth but it was 3am so it was okay for me to be forgetful :P I can't actually think of any other reasons why I don't like Arwen... What are your reasons? We could write a list together if you want, email me using the "contact" link on my author's page (You can get to it by clicking my penname) Thanks for the review - Breia
Date: Jan 03 2009
Summary: Charlie Robinson, a quirky college student from Cleveland's perfect life comes to an end when life throws a subtle curve in the road she's traveling on. Now she is forced to leave everything behind, including her loving boyfriend, Oliver Wheaton and follow the strange and unwelcoming path that fate has laid out for her.
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6 Read Count: 2645
Published: Oct 21 2007 Updated: Oct 21 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Whoa that was the best story I've ever read! Well it might be when it is written. Please write it soon1 The summary sounded so interesting!
Date: Jan 03 2009
Summary: A poem about the Sues of LOTR.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 844 Read Count: 1583
Published: Nov 08 2007 Updated: Nov 08 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
I can agree with you. I don't much like the Boromir part cuz he's awesome and in my opinion he wouldn't rape anyone. Buuuttt... it was very well written. I could never rhyme like that. Trust me.
Date: Jan 03 2009
Summary: An abstract look at what I imagine Gollum felt as he fell to his death on Orodruin.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: Three things were given to the Elves under the Sun: Poetry, Prose, and Song
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16 Read Count: 2008
Published: Dec 27 2007 Updated: Dec 27 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Whoa. That was actually really freaky. I think that's exactly how he felt and what he saw. That was good. Gave me goosebumps.

Author's Response: That's high praise, my thanks. It's always surprised me that people don't think much about Gollum's struggle with the Ring, besides the whole 'love/hate' relationship. NZ
Date: Nov 24 2008
Summary: A very short peice of drabble, set at Amon Hen where Boromir immitates an elderly Caesar, Aragorn steals his lines, and Gimli acts relatively normal. Sort of.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 562 Read Count: 1720
Published: Dec 29 2007 Updated: Dec 29 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Aragorn SHUT UP! Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
whoa that was funny! i like how they are all very clueless. good work

Author's Response: Thanks! :D
Date: Mar 12 2009
Summary: How I chose a pen name.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Challenges: What's in a name?
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 405 Read Count: 2200
Published: Feb 08 2008 Updated: Feb 08 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Stone Walls and a Gemstone Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
That's so cool how you came up with your pen name!
No where as cool or thought out as how I got mine... haha.
I applaud you, sir.

Author's Response: Thanks for digging this essay out of the dusty vaults of the Minas Tirith archives. Your attention and reviews are much appreciated.
Date: May 11 2010
Summary: What would have happened if Gandalf wasn't the one to die in Moria? What if it was someone else?
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Series: Cute Merry-Pippin stories!
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3251 Read Count: 1560
Published: Jun 08 2008 Updated: Jun 08 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Oh my gosh that was so sad!!! I am crying! That has got to have been one of the saddest deaths I've read on this site...
I watched a movie called into the wild and a guy died from eating a poisonous plant. It was sad. Sorry if I just spoiled anything for you...
Anyways, Well done.

Author's Response: Oh. Sorry you're crying, but I'm glad you enjoyed reading it! Thank you for reviewing my stories and you haven't spoiled it for me. This was just sudden flash, band, inspiration! Thanks again, meerkatalex

Author's Response: Oh. Sorry you're crying, but I'm glad you enjoyed reading it! Thank you for reviewing my stories and you haven't spoiled it for me. This was just sudden flash, band, inspiration! Thanks again, meerkatalex
Date: Jan 31 2009
Summary: In Moria, Legolas takes his watch and something watches him. MEFA 2008 nominee.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn, Gollum, Legolas
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 725 Read Count: 1979
Published: Jul 03 2008 Updated: Jul 03 2008 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Hidden Watcher Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
That was intense. I like the last line. You will do no harm. Not so long as I watch. That was good! I think you have great potential and everything in this story flowed nicely. I liked it.

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. I thought the Moria chapters very dark and intense; I tried to capture that somewhat here, but certainly not as well as Tolkien. Your kind words have made my day, really they have. -Kitt ; )
Date: Nov 24 2008
Summary: ‘Fraid so. Frodo’s a stinker and Bilbo’s worse. Sauron’s beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee; thanks Clodia!
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23779 Read Count: 12153
Published: Aug 06 2008 Updated: Jan 17 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Just Another Day Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
LOL! I like it. I was wondering when it took place but the end gave me a hint. I like how Merry's a dude. It's funny! I think that was a very good story.

Author's Response: Oh, I never thought to describe Merry as a “dude”. *laughs* I think I will; it's short and accurate. Thanks! -Kitt : )
Date: Nov 24 2008
Summary: The top 5 most annoying things for characters from LOTR.
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Balrog, Boromir, Elrond, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, The Fellowship
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: Parodies
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 21144
Published: Sep 24 2008 Updated: Jan 11 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Five Ways to Annoy Legolas Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Nice. Very nice. It makes Legolas sound all prissy although I would hate it if my friend refused to wash her hair. That would be just revolting. Goo job all the same.
Date: Nov 16 2008
Title: Chapter 2: Five Ways to Annoy Gandalf the Grey Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
LOL! i love that.
Date: Nov 16 2008
Title: Chapter 3: Five Ways to Annoy Gimli Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
Good one!
Date: Nov 16 2008
Broken by Ar-feiniel Rated: PG [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Alice Karlen woke up in a small elven settlement in Ered Luin, during The Fifth Age of Middle-Earth, where everything lies in a tedious healing state following a disastrous age-long war. Upon getting kicked out of the only settlement for miles, she finds herself taking shelter in a cave. The inhabitants of that cave are dwarves, ruled by twins abandoned in the Sack of Menegroth, and their duty is guard one of Middle-earth’s most alluring secrets…

Alice has found Middle-earth in a time of renewal, and along with friends, she takes up the task returning strength to it once more.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8256 Read Count: 8524
Published: Sep 28 2008 Updated: Jan 23 2009 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Awake Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
love it!!!!
Date: May 11 2010
Title: Chapter 2: Landion Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
hahaha
"So swiftly does summer fade to winter..."
Ooh how pretty. It's like being read Shakespeare live!
hahahaha that part made me laugh sooo hard!!! again, i love it.
Date: May 11 2010
Title: Chapter 3: Answers Reviewer: superweirdgirls12 Signed
hey,i had to learn about charlie gordon too!! cool! or maybe it's not. but i think it is.
great story so far :)
Date: May 11 2010