Reviews by Araloth the Random
Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G half-star [Reviews - 55]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrían, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 165466
Published: May 27 2007 Updated: Sep 14 2013 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 64: The Shocking Truth about the Lord of the Rings Movies Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
I was standing around on Weathertop with the Fellowship when the Nazgul attacked. I was struck with sudden bravery and seeing as Aragorn was standing in a corner and smoking his pipe, not offering any kind of assistance, I tried to jump in and save Frodo. So I confronted the Witch-King himself, and pulled out of nowhere the most fearsome weapon of all time. . .

. . .a toilet brush.

The Witch-King nearly peed himself laughing and died.

Author's Response: That's hilarious! And it's fitting too, how the Witch-King dies laughing. I think that's one of the funniest dreams I've ever received.
Date: Oct 10 2009
Dangerous Business by Anwyn Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: It is a Dangerous Business, writing Fanfiction, If you don't keep your feet there is no telling where you might be swept off to.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: Elphir, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38783 Read Count: 20950
Published: Dec 02 2009 Updated: Mar 05 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: This was definately NOT in my horoscope for today Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
I think that's the sort of reaction that would be expected from anyone who had just found themselves in another world (and with hot guys standing around!). This is more realistic than a lot of girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories and it's also quite funny. Please update soon!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I will try to get up another chapter up tonight, I have quite a few chapters written somewhere else already but it is a matter of reading over them and catching any mistakes as the first time I wrote them I just wrote, I didn't proofread at all so before I post another chapter that is as good as time as any to do so! Your review is very kind, this started off just as a funny story idea but the feedback that I have been getting that the reactions and what not are realistic mean a great deal to me. Oh, and funny, yes ;) I am a believer of always finding some humor in the situation, no matter how bad the situation seems at the time! Thank you again and I hope you keep reading :)
Date: Dec 03 2009
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Small Possessions Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
"Thou shalt not go nosing through my shit." Haha! And the their fascination with her tampon. . .I can definitely imagine this one happening. Also, I can imagine that anyone who randomly fell into another world would not know where they were and would be inclined to be rather rude! I have to confess, this story has got me hooked. I'd love to see more! :)

Author's Response: LOL, I absolutely cannot stand anyone going through my stuff even though I really have nothing to hide it is just so incredibly rude. No I did not think that having a weird and unsettling experience would lend itself to having alot of patience and perfect manners, it is like being stuck in traffic for hours, it doesn't bring out the best in you ;) I am so pleased to hear you are enjoying it, I will have more up as I can as it is written a few chapters ahead and stored on another site as a rough copy which then when I get a moment I go back and re-read and edit and change anything that comes off as awkward and then I will post it up as another chapter and I hope to have the next chapter up shortly.
Date: Dec 05 2009
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Kindness of Strangers Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
Just as she was trying not to smile I ended up doing the same thing because there were other people in the room and they would think I was completely crazy. :P I like Elphir already!

Author's Response: LOL, I find it hard to read around other people as sometimes I may come across something amusing and suddenly burst out laughing which either gets me strange looks or worse yelled at for startling them. Yes, Elphir is an excellent character and you can be certain he will be present a great deal more in the future story in some manner or another and I love writing him as he is his own way, and not at all fussy to write I find. Thanks you for the review and I hope to have another chapter up tonight.
Date: Dec 21 2009