Penname: Araloth the Random [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 27/09/09
Membership status: Member
Bio:
About me: I'm an Aussie teenager with a rather geeky obsession with all things Tolkien and especially one Caranthir Son of Feanor. ;) I'm also on fanfiction.net if you want to check it out. My name there is also Araloth the Random. Peace!
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Arda Dreams by jules14 Rated: G [Reviews - 42]
Summary: Has anybody had any dreams about Tolkien's world that were funny, scary, or just plain bizarre? I know I sure as Morgoth have! If you have, and you want to put them in this collection, send them to me in an email or a review.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Billy Boyd, Boromir, Celebrían, Denethor, Dominic Monaghan, Eldarion, Elijah Wood, Elladan, Elrohir, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gilraen, Gimli, Gollum, Ian Mckellen, Legolas, Liv Tyler, Lúthien Tinúviel, Maedhros, Maeglin, Merry, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other Canon Character, Peter Jackson, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Saruman, Théoden, Viggo Mortensen, Will Turner
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14771 Read Count: 120734
[Report This] Published: 27/05/07 Updated: 14/09/13
Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
Date: 11/10/09 Title: Chapter 64: The Shocking Truth about the Lord of the Rings Movies

I was standing around on Weathertop with the Fellowship when the Nazgul attacked. I was struck with sudden bravery and seeing as Aragorn was standing in a corner and smoking his pipe, not offering any kind of assistance, I tried to jump in and save Frodo. So I confronted the Witch-King himself, and pulled out of nowhere the most fearsome weapon of all time. . .

. . .a toilet brush.

The Witch-King nearly peed himself laughing and died.

Author's Response: That's hilarious! And it's fitting too, how the Witch-King dies laughing. I think that's one of the funniest dreams I've ever received.

Dangerous Business by Anwyn Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 15]
Summary: It is a Dangerous Business, writing Fanfiction, If you don't keep your feet there is no telling where you might be swept off to.
Categories: Off Topic
Characters: Elphir, Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38783 Read Count: 13428
[Report This] Published: 03/12/09 Updated: 05/03/11
Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
Date: 04/12/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: This was definately NOT in my horoscope for today

I think that's the sort of reaction that would be expected from anyone who had just found themselves in another world (and with hot guys standing around!). This is more realistic than a lot of girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories and it's also quite funny. Please update soon!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I will try to get up another chapter up tonight, I have quite a few chapters written somewhere else already but it is a matter of reading over them and catching any mistakes as the first time I wrote them I just wrote, I didn't proofread at all so before I post another chapter that is as good as time as any to do so! Your review is very kind, this started off just as a funny story idea but the feedback that I have been getting that the reactions and what not are realistic mean a great deal to me. Oh, and funny, yes ;) I am a believer of always finding some humor in the situation, no matter how bad the situation seems at the time! Thank you again and I hope you keep reading :)

Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
Date: 05/12/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Small Possessions

"Thou shalt not go nosing through my shit." Haha! And the their fascination with her tampon. . .I can definitely imagine this one happening. Also, I can imagine that anyone who randomly fell into another world would not know where they were and would be inclined to be rather rude! I have to confess, this story has got me hooked. I'd love to see more! :)

Author's Response: LOL, I absolutely cannot stand anyone going through my stuff even though I really have nothing to hide it is just so incredibly rude. No I did not think that having a weird and unsettling experience would lend itself to having alot of patience and perfect manners, it is like being stuck in traffic for hours, it doesn't bring out the best in you ;) I am so pleased to hear you are enjoying it, I will have more up as I can as it is written a few chapters ahead and stored on another site as a rough copy which then when I get a moment I go back and re-read and edit and change anything that comes off as awkward and then I will post it up as another chapter and I hope to have the next chapter up shortly.

Reviewer: Araloth the Random Signed
Date: 22/12/09 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Kindness of Strangers

Just as she was trying not to smile I ended up doing the same thing because there were other people in the room and they would think I was completely crazy. :P I like Elphir already!

Author's Response: LOL, I find it hard to read around other people as sometimes I may come across something amusing and suddenly burst out laughing which either gets me strange looks or worse yelled at for startling them. Yes, Elphir is an excellent character and you can be certain he will be present a great deal more in the future story in some manner or another and I love writing him as he is fun...in his own way, and not at all fussy to write I find. Thanks you for the review and I hope to have another chapter up tonight.