Penname: Cluck Girl [Contact] Real name: Cluck Girl
Member Since: 27/12/09
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm Cluck and I'm a huge fan of LOTR, although that hardly needs to be said, considering this site. I don't really think I have favourite characters (though perhaps Gandalf, Eldarion or Legolas). I've got a few fanfics on the go at all times, but most of them will sit on my PC for eternity.

I will admit that I'm extremely unreliable about writing. Often I write nothing for weeks on end, then finish entire chapters in a day. Maybe it's representitive of my slightly strange mind.

If you like what I write, then great. If you don't, I'm sorry... but PLEASE post some constructive criticism. I have very little motivation to write, so I'd greatly appreciate even the quickest of reviews.

That's it about me, I guess. I hope you enjoy my writing.
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Mysterious Fate by Cormak Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Winner of the Flame of Anor Award: Best Movie Verse Story. A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. Legolas/OC
Categories: Movie-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf / Olorin, Boromir, Original Character
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 178591 Read Count: 81339
[Report This] Published: 05/07/04 Updated: 14/02/05
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 04/01/10 Title: Chapter 1: Stranger from Another Realm

Seeing as you haven't updated in a while I assume you've left the site. However, I have some comments:

If it is possible, could you get rid of the extra lines in between parargraphs? They make the next harder and less enjoyable to read.

I really like this story. (Yeah, fail of a comment, but whatever)

And You Tell Me by Nadia Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Martina loathes Orlando. He's irremediably attracted to her. Tina's band mates befriend with him. Uh-oh. Will Tina be able to put up with Orlando even when his mere presence makes her mad? Will Orlando control the lust she awakes in him whenever she's around? And what will happen when a new, equally handsome, but more experienced man enters Tina's life?
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 39 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 145453 Read Count: 52350
[Report This] Published: 12/07/04 Updated: 16/01/07
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 21/01/10 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39

Such an amazing story had to have an amazing ending, at that certinally did. I love the way that Orlando really isn't perfect in this one.

Kickin' The Evenstar by sylc Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: In which Arwen kicks the Evenstar pendant, contemplates the sexist hypocrisy of elves, and her sexual embarrassment at her part-elf heritage.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Lindir
Genres: Angst, Humor, Other, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 907 Read Count: 1355
[Report This] Published: 26/09/06 Updated: 26/09/06
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 05/01/10 Title: Chapter 1: Kickin' The Evenstar

Haha =þ
Really funny!

Author's Response: Thank you, Cluck Girl! I'm really glad you enjoyed it and appreciate the feedback.

Summary:

This is the continuing saga of a 36 year old female soldier who finds herself in Middle Earth during The Return of the King. This is part three of a series which will follow the plot of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings books. She is not a tenth walker and the events as written by Professor Tolkien will not be rewritten to accommodate her. Her part in the story and her interactions with the main characters will occur in places and times that Tolkien did not include in his writings.


I claim ownership of none of J.R.R. Tolkien's original plot or characters; however, Elaura and her story Typically Atypical are Copyrighted © 2006.


Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Asfaloth, Aule, Beorn, Beregond, Bergil, Blue Wizards, Celeborn, Celebrían, Dain Ironfoot, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Erestor, Faramir, Feanor, Galadriel, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gollum, Gríma, Gwaihir, Halbarad, Haldir, Imrahil, Ioreth, Landroval, Lindir, Lothiriel, Maglor, Manwe, Mouth of Sauron, Namo / Mandos, Nazgûl, Original Character, Oromë, Orophin, Other Canon Character, Radagast, Rúmil, Saruman, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden, Théodred, Thranduil, Treebeard, Vaire, Yavanna
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Other, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Series: Typically Atypical
Chapters: 127 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1589851 Read Count: 231374
[Report This] Published: 20/11/06 Updated: 25/08/09
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 15/04/10 Title: Chapter 127: Eryn Lasgalen

I lost count long, long ago of the many times reading this has made me late for school or kept me up till the early hours. It's really amazing stuff and I can't wait for more. Also, I hope your mom's better soon if she's not already.

Author's Response: YAY! I finally (re-)figured out how to make paragraphs in my responses! Phew. Sorry. Thank you so much for your review and your concern. Although my life has changed so much in the last year, I think I'm finally ready to settle down in a quiet place and listen for the characters to continue telling me their story. Look for a new chapter soon.

I do apologize for causing you to be late and lose sleep! ;)

- Elaura

Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 21/01/11 Title: Chapter 1: The Mysteries of the Bloodstone

Re-reading this, it feels strangley like coming home. I was ill today but when I started reading this it made me feels so much better! Thank you once again for this wonderful story.

Just a tiny thing, though - as much as I think us British wish Land and Hope of Glory was our national anthem, unfortunately it is not :( By law it is god save the queen we must sing, but laws can't stop free voices!

Oh, and a big congratulations on your marriage, a very happy life to you two!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Sorry you were sink (way back in January) and I apologize for the mistake about your National Anthem. I should have looked that up. I'll have to re-word that section, I guess. Or maybe since I was wrong, Elaura would have been wrong as well?

Thank you for the well-wishes! Aside from having less time to write, it's absolutely perfect!

Summary: What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairy-tale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 87939 Read Count: 25489
[Report This] Published: 11/06/07 Updated: 29/08/10
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 06/06/10 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

...wow! You are an amazing writer. I think the way that Alice blames herself is really interesting, and I can't wait for the next update!

Um... I'm not sure if this is my mind playing tricks on me, but in chapter 19, in a past memory vision thing, Legolas is talking is Alysse and he calls her Alice. Is that deliberate? It confused me a bit.

Author's Response: Hello there! Thank you very much for your review! I tried to find the sentence you pointed out, but I'm afraid I keep missing it :-/ If it's not too much trouble and you find it again, please contact me through my profile with the exact sentence so that I can correct the mistake; no, it wasn't deliberate and thank you for letting me know!

Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 30/08/10 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

So consistently wonderful! :)
It was my mistake about chapter 19. Sorry about that!

Summary: A page for each thing that had to have come from Morgoth.
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Torture
Series: This Must be From Morgoth
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 160 Read Count: 2084
[Report This] Published: 01/12/08 Updated: 19/10/10
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 20/10/10 Title: Chapter 1: The Rubics Cube

Really great idea, I'm sure I'll keep reading this! It would be a good idea to post this as a round robin though, so we can all contribute :)

Second Chance by Narya Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 135]
Summary: When fifteen-year-old Anna loses her sister in a freak horseriding accident, she has no way of knowing that Izzy has been given another chance to live and love. However, the afterlife works in mysterious ways; soon Anna is plagued by dreams that link her to a young woman from an age long, long forgotten, and to a blue-eyed foal that she has a nagging feeling she should recognise...

A response to Dunedain Ranger of the North's "Animal Transformations" challenge. Rated PG-13 for character death, emotional content and some mild language.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Other
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: Animal Transformations
Series: Second Chance
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64189 Read Count: 27645
[Report This] Published: 12/02/09 Updated: 16/04/10
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 26/04/10 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

An absolutely wonderful story. The way you write is breathtaking and, however cliche it sounds, leaves me longing for more. I'm looking forward to any future writing of yours.

Author's Response: *Blushes* thank you - I'm just glad you've enjoyed it! I have a drabble posted that also slots into this storyverse, and there's a fair bit more to come. Thanks again, take care!

Summary: Pippin is worried; after an accident at the Brandywine River, he's not feeling like himself and feels isolated from his fellow Hobbits. When he finds out what's wrong with him, his true friends are proved when they provide and care for him in a way that no-one could ever dream of in the small place in Middle-Earth known as the Shire.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), MPREG (male pregnancy), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 722 Read Count: 2839
[Report This] Published: 13/06/09 Updated: 13/06/09
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 05/01/10 Title: Chapter 1: The Accident

It's good. I think the storyline has potential, but I'll just have to wait and see. =þ

More please?

Summary: Sequel to Second Chance.

"Middle-earth is real. It's just...I don't know...hiding."

Anna and Derry try to understand their connection to Middle-earth while Beomia adjusts to married life. Better summary to come ;)
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Crossovers
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: Second Chance
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2668 Read Count: 3292
[Report This] Published: 13/05/10 Updated: 30/03/11
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 13/05/10 Title: Chapter 1: Retracing and Remembering

Lovely! I'm so happy that the sequal's underway! I should also be revising, but tehre's something about amazingly well-written fanfiction which makes it seem all the more appealing when it's not a good idea to read it.

Author's Response: Oh, thank you Cluck Girl! Revising is such a bitch, right? It's not just fanfic that distracts me, it's anything and everything that looks pretty and shiny when my books are oh-so-dull...

Summary: Sam leaves the Shire to return back to his Master at last.
Categories: Book-verse
Characters: Elanor Gamgee, Frodo, Frodo Gamgee, Sam
Genres: Family, Friendship, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2260 Read Count: 2293
[Report This] Published: 14/06/10 Updated: 13/07/10
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 14/06/10 Title: Chapter 1: September 22nd

Lovely. Beautiful imagery and a great overall feel.

Author's Response: Thank-you, and thanks so much for your review. :)

Wicked Game by Nadia Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Zowie's immediate future is well-planned: finish secondary school, win a football tournament with her schoolmates, find the perfect dress for her Leavers' Ball, and then move out of her parents' house in Wellington to begin a new life as an university student. Life, however, will prove to be much harder than that. Meeting a young actor named Orlando will change all her priorities, and facing some life-altering events will face Zowie with more challenges that she knows how to handle.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: Wicked Game Trilogy.
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 162694 Read Count: 24970
[Report This] Published: 03/08/11 Updated: 15/08/11
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 02/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I was surprised to see how few reviews this story has, seeing as I absolutely love both this and your other Orlando fics. I guess people are just shy! Keep up the good work, I'm loving this so far.

Author's Response: Thank you so much, Cluck Girl!! I'm glad you liked WG. In a way, it's different to what I've written before, and I enjoyed every minute I spent working in it. I'm currently editing the sequel, and as soon as I have some others chapters done, I'll start posting it here, so stay tuned. :D

Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 09/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, just finished reading this... it sure didn't turn out how I thought it would, and I loved it! Absolutely amazing, every time I though "Oh, I know where she's going with this" it managed to surprise me. :) I can't wait for the sequal, keep up the good work! I also love your depiction of Orlando in this and all your other fics, he's perfectly flawed and seems incredibly real and genuine, I've yet to read another writer's fic in which the characters are so three dimentional and interesting!

Author's Response: You have just put the silliest, happiest smile on my face. THANK YOU! Zowie was a challenge to write, but a delight nonetheless. I had to put myself in a completely different mindset, because I sure as hell was nothing like her when I was her age. I like this kind of characters - giving them flaws makes them all the more entertaining to write, because they can take you anywhere. For example, although I had the whole story planned, Zowie and Orlando carried me some place else a few times. Once again, thank you, thank you, thank you! :D

Love Is Only A Feeling by Nadia Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Sequel to "Wicked Game".
Four years have passed, and many things have changed. Now a famous actor, Orlando is recognized around the world, and everyone wants a piece of him. Zowie’s decisions, on the other hand, have led her to the darkest places life has to offer. Not once has she forgotten why she moved to Los Angeles, but too much has happened, and she’s not the same girl she used to be. Life, however, has more surprises in store for her, and when a meeting with an old friend leads her to Orlando’s arms once again, Zowie vows to win him for once and for all. But for that she has to change her ways… and no one said that will be easy.
Categories: Actor Fics
Characters: Original Character, Orlando Bloom
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex
Series: Wicked Game Trilogy.
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 157575 Read Count: 7557
[Report This] Published: 22/08/12 Updated: 11/04/13
Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 02/09/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hooray! Sequal! I'm looking forward to reading this after Wicked Game proved to be so great :)

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy it, I'll post new chapters soon. :)

Reviewer: Cluck Girl Signed
Date: 04/09/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Have just read these wonderful first 5 chapters, and I can't wait for more! I thought it'd be a very long time until I found a fanfic as hooking as Wicked Game, but this may well be it: a brilliant start, please do continue :)

Author's Response: Thank you so much! These stories are special to me, and Zowie sure knows how to make a rollercoaster out of her life. :P I'll try to post some more chapters tonight.