Reviews by Celareil
Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, Saruman, Sauron, Thranduil, Treebeard
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73189 Read Count: 169593
Published: Aug 09 2004 Updated: Aug 09 2004 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 15: Where There’s a Growl – There’s a Wall Reviewer: Celareil Signed
OMG thats so funny
Date: Feb 17 2011
A Granted Wish by Dark_Elf Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 27]
Summary: A young girl is transported to Middle Earth after a certain wish to leave her home. It puts a whole new meaning to be careful what you wish for.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3886 Read Count: 10090
Published: Sep 28 2005 Updated: Jul 08 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One Reviewer: Celareil Signed
Ha Ha! she sounds like gollum when she talked to her cat! I love it!
Date: Feb 08 2011
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two Reviewer: Celareil Signed
Awesome, that is totaly how i whould react if i found myself.
Date: Feb 08 2011
Summary: This is the continuing saga of a 36 year old female soldier who finds herself in Middle Earth during The Return of the King. This is part one of a series which will follow the plot of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings books. She is not a tenth walker and the events as written by Professor Tolkien will not be rewritten to accommodate her. Her part in the story and her interactions with the main characters will occur in places and times that Tolkien did not include in his writings.

I claim ownership of none of J.R.R. Tolkien's original plot or characters; however, Elaura and her story Typically Atypical are Copyrighted © 2006.

Categories: Book-verse Characters: Arwen, Beorn, Bilbo, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glóin, Glorfindel, Gollum, Haldir, Lindir, Nazgûl, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Original Character, Orophin, Other Canon Character, Rúmil, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Other, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Series: Typically Atypical
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 157423 Read Count: 147391
Published: Sep 07 2006 Updated: Oct 21 2006 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 5: Personal Hygiene in Middle Earth Reviewer: Celareil Signed
What color is Elarua's hair?

Author's Response: At this point in the story, her hair is a mix of L'Oréal Preference 7LA and 6R, probably with grey/blonde roots beginning to show. For those who aren't familiar with haircoloring, that's red and light auburn mixed. It looks more natural than either one by itself.
Date: Feb 28 2011
A Calling by Anuradha Rated: R half-star [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Alan and Sarah lead normal lives. Well, as normal as you could when you are two orphans trying to make ends meet. They have no clue where they come from, or who there family is. But all that is about to change. A car crash and a spell sends then hurdling back to Middle Earth, four years before Frodo and the other hobbits leave for Rivendell. Now they must figure out what they are, and what to make of this new life. Please Read and Review!
Categories: Movie-verse, Lord of the Rings Slash Characters: Arwen, Bilbo, Elrond, Legolas, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17984 Read Count: 16517
Published: Oct 28 2006 Updated: Mar 20 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 7: Father Reviewer: Celareil Signed
Ok I liked the story all the way until I find out that Alan is bisexual.
I love your writeing but the whole gay thing just ruins the story and gives Legolas a bad name. I advise you to rewrite that part and put Sarah and Legolas together instead.....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, with a cherry and whiped cream on top.(puppy-dog lip)
Date: Feb 09 2011
In Flux by GreenWoodElleth, Adora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 58]
Summary: Yeah, sure. I'd thought about it. I'd totally considered it. Going to Middle Earth by some magical means...yada, yada, yada the whole nine yards(with sexy elves to boot.) It was something I considered much in the way somebody would consider a holiday they hoped to but knew hey would never have.
I hadn't thought about dying in a bus accident. I hadn't thought about my friends being there. I hadn't thought about waking up with a new body, a new name, and a new history.
And to make it all the more dramatic...I am soo dead if I don't get my Latin homework in on time.
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf / Olorin, Haldir, Legolas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11188 Read Count: 29587
Published: Nov 29 2006 Updated: Sep 11 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: A Normal Day Reviewer: Celareil Signed
Hi im here to let you know that people are still reading your stuff update plz! i love it its tooooooo funny funny FUNNY!! :P
Date: Mar 05 2011
The Blood War by Anuradha Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The Blood War has raged for centuries between the Elves, the Humans, and the Vampires. But now the Vampires have found a way to end it; all they need is Prince Legolas of Mirkwood and the Spell of Sire. Legolas/OC
Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Legolas
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2155 Read Count: 3020
Published: Jan 20 2007 Updated: Jan 20 2007 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Reviewer: Celareil Signed
did legolas just die?
hey tat...(sniffle) not...(sniffle) fair
Date: Feb 09 2011

A ring can represent practically anything. Undying love, a silent promise, real friendship, commitment, but also nobility, worship or faith. There are rings that symbolize dependence, enslavement, eternity, and apparently there is one that stands for all that’s evil in this world. But let’s not forget a ring is nothing more than a piece of metal that fits nicely around a finger. It doesn’t even have to be pretty.

So don’t ask me why I ended up risking my life, going on this quest to destroy one. I mean, you can’t really blame me for getting caught up in things I don’t even believe in, right?

Be warned: this is a tenth walker fic and English is my second language. It’s possible you’ll hate this story, but don’t forget you’re not legally obliged to do so. And seriously, I really like readers and absolutely love reviewers.

Categories: Movie-verse Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf / Olorin, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Original Character, Pippin, Sam
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 60019 Read Count: 66644
Published: Mar 04 2009 Updated: Jan 24 2015 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Celareil Signed
It was the best tenth walker story ever!

Author's Response: Thank you, that's an extremely nice comment of you. I'm thinking about going back to it... Hopefully improving it.
Date: Feb 16 2011
Taming The Wild by L8Bleumr Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 156]
Summary: *COMPLETE* She was born with only one purpose, to fight. But when Legolas tries to harness her, she finds it difficult to submit for the sake of their love. She must stay true to her namesake. Rated for explicite adult (het) situations.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Haldir, Legolas, Original Character, Orophin, Rúmil, The Fellowship, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 118739 Read Count: 82849
Published: Nov 05 2010 Updated: Mar 21 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Not This Day Reviewer: Celareil Signed
I love this wonderful romance!
But its a bit to descriptive on the sex part,(Its almost a little gross.) I think a lot of readers would appreciate if you wrote another, CLEANER, version, maybe PG-13, that way younger readers can read this wonderful romance. And older readers can read the raunchy version if they would like. *wink*. Keep the kissing scenes, though I probably wouldn't mention the tongues, you can give hints here and there to what their doing that's more adult.
Thank you, I hope answer yes,(or no)! :D

Author's Response: Thank you for your input. But something tells me you would be better off reading stories without a NC-17 rating. We all have our own styles, our likes and dislikes. If you are uncomfortable with this, I strongly suggest that you not read any more of it. It is given this rating for a reason and I have explained that in the summary. This is who I am. This is how I enjoy writing. It is not for everyone. Will I make this into a 'cleaner version'? Probably not. I have too much time and effort invested in it. I will however suggest a couple of my favorites for you to read. Ancient Wounds by EldarinPrincess is a wonderful story of love and loss, pride and self discovery (PG-13). And another wonderful author is Kaisaan Greenleaf. Her stories are about a girl, a dragon, friendship and love. She is a wonderful storyteller and I think you might thoroughly enjoy her work (PG-13 also). Again, thank you for taking the time to review and give these other stories a try. They are two very talented authors, very worth taking the time to read.
Date: Jan 09 2011
Title: Chapter 1: Not This Day Reviewer: Celareil Signed
Thank you for responding, I will not ask you this again. No is no, and I appreceate your passion for writeing. I am sorry if I offended you by saying what I said. I hope you will continue writeing wonderful masterpieces.

I think this would make a lovely movie, LOL.
I love Romantic Dramities.

Author's Response: Oh, there is no reason to apologize and no offence has been taken. I appreciate and respect your views. Not every story in my head has this rating and maybe I will eventually post one. You are not the first person to ask and this could be an opportunity to appeal to a younger crowd. I enjoy writing and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. So many elves, so little time. lol
Date: Jan 09 2011
Summary: When a young woman is thrown into Middle Earth after a terrible accident, wounded by life and its evil, she must learn to face the nightmares that stalk Middle Earth, as well as the nightmares within herself... Join Freya as she journeys throughout Middle Earth with the Fellowship, and captures the heart of the Mirkwood Prince along the way. But the question still remains, why is she here?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Original Character, Sauron, The Fellowship, Théoden
Genres: Action/Adventure, Family, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46813 Read Count: 15196
Published: Jan 05 2011 Updated: Nov 04 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 3: The Lady of the Moon Reviewer: Celareil Signed
I love it hope you update soon.

I don't think you need the "Graphic Sex" warning though. :D

Author's Response: haha thanks for the advice, it's great to hear your thoughts. I just wanted to be on the safe side for future chapters :P Thank you for the review!
Date: Jan 08 2011
Title: Chapter 6: Suspicious Minds Reviewer: Celareil Signed
Please update very very very very soon
Date: Feb 08 2011