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Summary: Three years after their majorly epic and hilarious adventure, the gang is at one of their yearly celebrations and an accident happens. Marie is sucked through a portal and into an unknown Canon. Now, they must travel through a whole NEW set of Canons to find her and bring her home. Will they succeed? Or will Marie be forever beyond their reach?
Categories: Movie-verse, Crossovers, Other Movies
Characters: Captain Jack Sparrow, Jareth (Labyrinth), Original Character, The Fellowship
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37497 Read Count: 16409
[Report This] Published: 09/08/11 Updated: 05/11/12
Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 10/12/11 Title: Chapter 6: One head is better than none

awwww... I would have liked them to spend some more time in Sleepy Hollow. They didn't meet the scary Stepmother!

But a nice chapter nonetheless! I like the idea of three Johnny Depp's interacting with one another.
You know: it would be very interesting if they started to accidentally take some of the evil characters along to wreak havoc in another canon!

Up to read the next chapter...

Author's Response: That was the reason I had to take them out of Sleepy Hollow quickly. I won't give away details, but they did set loose an unwanted guest into the Canon-verse...

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 10/12/11 Title: Chapter 7: Ocean or not an Ocean...Hobbit feet or not Hobbit feet...that is the question!

poor Snape...

But Caspian? Hmmm. I didn't read the books nor watched that movie - the four siblings really got on my nerves. And with Caspian I somehow achieved that effect only by watching the trailer.
I hope they don't take him along...

Author's Response: Yes, poor Snape. He just has such a hard time expressing his feelings in a positive way. Oh, and I'm not much for the Pevensie children either, but sometimes I cater to my audience and add in some movies/books that I've watched/read that I don't particularly like (for example, Twilight), but I tend to abuse the characters from those Canons in some ways. For example, the fact that Marie hates Edward is an expression of my dislike for the series (I'm sorry if you like Twilight, but I'm not a fan for several reasons). So Snape's bashing of Caspian is just one of those times that the characters speak for me. You know what I mean?

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 17/01/12 Title: Chapter 11: The Apocolyptic consequences of the demise of Fandom

That's someone taking her duties seriously: 'My best friend is missing! She's not going to be able to deliver the mail!!!' ... But they are making progress now at least.
Nice chapter! And once again: I like the chapter comments ;-)

Author's Response: Thanks again for your lovely support, however, you seem to be my only reviewer so far...hmmm. I wonder where everyone else went..? I now have the next chapter up and I'm getting ready to post the thirteenth.

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 06/12/11 Title: Chapter 5: Close Encounters of the Headless Kind

Sleepy Hollow a perfectly decently place? Huh, yeah, as if...
And: another Johnny Depp character? You seem to collecting them: Willy Wonka, Jack Sparrow, Ichabod Crane ... ;-) One simply must that actor in every role!

And Sleepy Hollow is really a fitting extension to this story, although I'm starting to have problems with keeping track of all the characters and linking them with the right movies or books ... ;-)

Author's Response: I know, right? It's a terrible place. But that's the running joke. Gandalf's always misjudging things. ;D And I'm glad you like this canon. It's one of my favorites.

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 05/12/11 Title: Chapter 4: It's Fine Dining With The Best!

You know, somehow the "You've got Fanmail" stories remind me of my own dreams: one time I dreamed I was a fluffy teddy bear running around in a rather freaky mansion that was built like a labyrinth and full of traps. I awoke when I fell off the stairs into nothingness...
These stories are just as barmy sometimes ;-) but hilarious nonetheless!

And Gimli is such a drama queen, but one still just has to love him. My favorite is Snape, though...

Author's Response: Gimli is a bit of a Drama Queen. :D I love Snape, too. He's my buddy, even if he does scream at me all the time.....And if these stories remind you of your dreams, then it means I'm doing something right, 'cuz that was just the kind of crazy I was aiming for! Thanks for reviewing! There's another chapter on the way!

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 20/01/12 Title: Chapter 14: Judas Priest!

He is not creepy ... he's being ... well, something different, not exactly charming, but ... uhm ...
Anyway, I had the sudden image of them landing right in front of Count von Krolock's castle (from The Fearless Vampire Killers). Herbert and Abronsius would sooo fit into the general madness of this story. And I certainly don't mean that as an insult ;-). But for now I'm glad that the canons entwine more tightly now with the open portals. I think it's a good chance to deepen the interactions between the characters. That would be really nice, especially for someone like me who is not so familiar with many of the canons. And I can completely understand your wish to further this series, though I also hope you'll be continuing your work on the story with Nimwen and Haldir. Nice chapter and whatever you choose: have fun writing! ~ Massanie ~

Author's Response: It has been a while since I wrote a chapter for Nim and Haldir, hasn't it? Hmmmm...I think I'll write another one just for you! :D Anywho, thanks for your continuously unending support!

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 12/01/12 Title: Chapter 8: The Key to everything lies within the chamber pot

You know, I *love* Snape. Honestly that acid personality and dry humor ...

And thanks for letting Caspian where he belongs! That way Snape doesn't have to become a murderer (I have no doubt that he would have killed him some time in the near future. That prince is just too damn Griffindorish!)

And I pity Gandalf with his seasickness: I suddenly remembered that one can only travel from Valinor to Middle Earth (and back) by ship. That would have been a horrible journey for him, both ways...

Author's Response: Yeah, Snape would've ended up exploding in Caspian's face sooner or later...and yes, I'd imagine that Gandalf would have terrible time of it when it came to sailing to and from Valinor. Hopefully next time he'll remember to bring his pills!

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 12/01/12 Title: Chapter 9: Noted Insanity

Nice chapter! Though I must admit that I don't know L, Near and Mello and thus it was a little bit confusing...

Shouldn't Snape know better though than to sniff at fumes as a potions master? I mean it's basically the first rule one learns in chemistry ... he should be sooo embarrassed! ;-) I'd never stop teasing him, he's so much fun when angry!

Author's Response: Oh, I guess you've never heard of Death Note... And yes, he's very fun when he's angry. Just ask Frank or Marie. They have some Snape stories that would have you rolling on the floor for hours. :D

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 13/01/12 Title: Chapter 10: Something Wicked This Way Comes....

Awwww ... I *do* care, and I *did* come! ;-)

Great chapter, it just so happened that I was listening to "The Rum Tum Tugger", while reading this ... some coincidences... had a nice effect to read about Mistoffelees here while hearing him sing "the Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore" :D

But I really hope they find Marie soon (poor Gimli and Marie), though I guess there are worse canons to be in than The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I would have nothing against being stuck there for some time, you know? Quite interesting. Hmmm, actually the league has some parallels to Marie's group of canon characters, I mean they *are* a collection of famous novel characters, too, after all.

I am slightly confused about Ryuk though, I gather he *is* real after all? No hallucinations? God, I'm starting to think I should read up on some of those I do not know...

Author's Response: Ryuk is a shinigami (a god of death) and only someone who touches the Death Note (aka the black notebook that Snape picked up) can see him. The others can't see Ryuk, so they think he has an 'imaginary friend'. It would be helpful for you, I suppose to google the cannons that you don't know. And you're right about the League! I would love to spend some time stuck there as well, it's a cool place to land. Marie was pretty lucky (despite Snape always griping about her bad luck) to have ended up there. :D It's pretty awesome that you were listening to that song. I <3 CATS.

Reviewer: Massanie Signed
Date: 24/01/12 Title: Chapter 15: Welcome to the Madness, Mr.Anderson

Hihi, more hostile tensions! After this they all probably need some time off from each other ;-) Or Alucard will kill Edward, Jack will kill Austin, Ellie might kill Alucard out of self defence, Gimli will break down and have a screaming fit because of his concern for Marie, Gandalf will die of a headache and the hobbits will watch it all eating popcorn or something...
Anyway, loved this chapter, "Three points make a plane", honestly ;-) ... and I am just studying graph theory in university ;-)
Also liked the Agent Smith / Elrond confusion at the beginning. It's really strange to try and reconcile those two personae...

Author's Response: Exactly! And they were practically filmed at the same time, too. Which makes it even weirder. It's just like the fact that the greatest wizard of all time played one of the most amazing villains of all time.....lol. I'm a big nerd...