Reviews by Irial
You've Got Fanmail! by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 112]
Summary: The members of the Fellowship must learn to deal with one of the worst aspects of being famous...fanmail..written by the horror of horrors, fangirls.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Hilarious stories!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35811 Read Count: 48911
Published: Apr 12 2011 Updated: Jul 24 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 22: One Hell of a good time Reviewer: Irial Signed
I love the randomness of all the places they're going. Incidentally most of the places the group end up are fav movies of mine! Awesome work..

Author's Response: We must have similar tastes. I love all the movies I'm sending them to, as well. Plus, I'm working up a hilarious ending to this madness.
Date: May 09 2011
Title: Chapter 21: Oh, the humanity! Reviewer: Irial Signed
'Oh the *humanity*' I cracked up laughing. So it's been forever since I've been on the site and am only just catching up now. I see YOU still have your ingeniously creative spark! ~ Iri

Author's Response: Why thank you! I'm glad to have made you laugh. :D And I wouldn't feel urged to express that creative spark without my lovely reviewers such as you, Iri. <3
Date: Jan 05 2012
Title: Chapter 22: One Hell of a good time Reviewer: Irial Signed
Like. Like, like, LIKE! I love Hellboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Isn't he adorable? I love him, too. He's so sweet.
Date: Jan 05 2012
Title: Chapter 26: One Really Awkward Chapter Reviewer: Irial Signed
Oh good lord. I'm going to have nightmares envisioning this hahaha. Wonderful humour once more my lovely Melda. ~ Iri

Author's Response: And I love your wonderful reviews!
Date: Jan 06 2012
Title: Chapter 27: A Dilemma, A Debate, And Yet Another Catchy Tune! Reviewer: Irial Signed
Hahaha 'And I was so looking forward to the sound of little hammers pounding at mini-anvils' SO GIMLI!! I love it. Oh I wish I had your wit Melda. I really do. ~ Iri

Author's Response: Oh, thank you. That really means a good deal to me, Iri. And I'm sure you're very witty yourself!
Date: Jan 06 2012
Title: Chapter 31: The Powers That Be Reviewer: Irial Signed
In answer to your Chapter Notes:....maybe Gimli likes to frame the jewels on his walls and then reveal them dramatically to guests? For this I recommend heavy red velvet drapes with gold trimmings :D And good gosh Snape is going to have a heart attack with all the colour in this room!

Author's Response: Yeah, I had to practically give him a seditive in order for him to be able to deal with all of the colors...
Date: Jan 06 2012
Title: Chapter 34: Like I Care Reviewer: Irial Signed
Ah Gimli. He really is a kind of Prince Charming isn't he? Actually I think he's more like Shrek, just less...green. Adorable! ~ Iri

Author's Response: Yes *Sigh* He's very romantic in this story. He IS a lot like Shrek! I never even thought about that, but now that you say it, it makes a lot of sense. :D
Date: Jan 06 2012
Title: Chapter 38: A Trip to Florida...but not to DisneyWorld...WELCOME TO SUBURBIA! Reviewer: Irial Signed
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a fan of Johnny Depp? Another thing we have in common!

Author's Response: Guilty! I'm a Theatre Major, and I was slightly influenced by his style of acting. I'm also a big fan of Jim Carrey.
Date: Jan 06 2012
Title: Chapter 50: One year later.... Reviewer: Irial Signed
Well you had me laughing to the very end. Wonderfully written, Melda and I hope there's more to come from your genius brain! I had a ball reading this. Capital, my dear Melda. *Applause*

Author's Response: I have to say that I'm pretty proud of this story, too. I hope that you'll take the time to read the sequel. ;)
Date: Jan 09 2012
Untamed Tales by L8Bleumr Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Just because the story is over doesn't mean the adventures have ended. Here you will find a collection of tales based on my bigger story Taming The Wild. Each one will have a different rating. Not all will be NC-17. Characters will include but are not limited to: Legolas, Rhavaniel, Antien and Glandur. Here you'll find it all, humor, love, friendship and hot elf sex. This will be an ongoing thing as stories will be added whenever something inspires me. Enjoy.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse, Off Topic Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Graphic Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19324 Read Count: 9803
Published: Apr 13 2011 Updated: Jun 30 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 4: The Tattoo - Part 1 of 4 Reviewer: Irial Signed
I love this challenge between Dwarves and Elves. Some things will never change will they??? - Iri

Author's Response: I don't think they would be the same if there wasn't some kind of animosity between them. Thanks again for the kind review.
Date: Jun 17 2011
Title: Chapter 2: The Bathing Room Reviewer: Irial Signed
Hahahaha I love that Rhav threw her shoes at him! That's just so typical of their playfullness. Great little story! - Iri

Author's Response: Thank you very much. So glad you liked it.
Date: Jun 17 2011
Title: Chapter 3: The Wedding Dress Reviewer: Irial Signed
Oh my, this brings back memories of me trying to walk in my Deb dress. I know how Rhav feels!! I love how outraged Antien (dear Antien) was at her walk. So typical of the gay best friend. And the cheeky reminder of events in Helm's Deep brought a smile to my face. Another wonderful chapter L8Bleumr! - Iri

Author's Response: Rhav is a tough one. Not even a beautiful dress can change her warrior attitude. She really needs someone like Antien to keep her in check. Thanks for reading.
Date: Jun 17 2011
Title: Chapter 1: Chocolate Reviewer: Irial Signed
A fun, lively chapter! Poor Aragorn, if this is the effect chocolate has on Elves, Arwen is going to be VERY demanding! Love your work as always, L8Bleumr! - Iri

Author's Response: Thank you Iri. Your reviews are always so nice to see. Oh, and something tells me Aragorn would not complain. LOL ; - )
Date: Apr 13 2011
Title: Chapter 5: The Tattoo - Part 2 of 4 Reviewer: Irial Signed
Good Lord I don't think I've laughed quite so much during one of your chapters! This pretty much describes one of the best *quiet couple of drinks* I had recently.

So how's this for review love; you, sir, are without a doubt my fav author on this whole site. In fact I think I like you better than quite a few of my published authors!! (And no, I'm not drunk) It just had to be said. ~ Iri

Author's Response: I have to admit, I had a blast writing Rhav and Antien. They make such a great pair, especially for getting in trouble. And wow! I don't know what to say except thank you from the bottom of my heart for your wonderful encouragement. I am blessed to have so many great reviewers, but this has to be the one of the kindest things I have been told. I am all smiles right now. Again, many, many thanks Iri. What you have just said makes this all worth while. ; - D
Date: Jan 05 2012
Title: Chapter 6: The Tattoo - Part 3 of 4 Reviewer: Irial Signed
Oh Rhav is in so much trouble if she has a reciprocating tattoo!! Lisse I don't think I've read any of your work (you'd have a million reviews from me) but I think I might start. You have a very beautiful style of writing and great wit. An excellent addition!

Author's Response: Lisse is a very very dear friend and I was so happy to have her input for this part. She loves Antien and Glandur just as much, if not more than me and she does them justice. She also told me to tell you thank you very much for your kind words.
Date: Jan 05 2012
Title: Chapter 7: The Tattoo - Part 4 of 4 Reviewer: Irial Signed
Ahahahahahaha that's hilarious. Now Rhav has to get 'I Love Legolas...more' on the other cheek!!

Author's Response: LMAOROTF!!! Very clever of you. Now why hadn't I thought of that. Poor Rhav wouldn't be able to sit for a week. There wouldn't be any more room for advertising by the time we got through with her, lol.
Date: Jan 05 2012
Summary: This is a poem that I thought of about a year ago. It's going to be part of my book of poems that I hope to have published sometime within the next few years.
Categories: Off Topic Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 69 Read Count: 1745
Published: Apr 21 2011 Updated: Apr 21 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Irial Signed
Stunning imagery! Wish I had your brain! Nice work Melda! - Iri

Author's Response: Thank you very much! However, I am sure that your own grey matter is amazing. Love and peanutbutter, Melda
Date: Apr 23 2011
Summary: A very sad lament for the mallorns of the Land of Blossoms Dreaming
Categories: Book-verse Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 394 Read Count: 4050
Published: Apr 21 2011 Updated: May 19 2011 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Irial Signed
Very sad and beautiful x - Iri

Author's Response: Thank you. I always wondered how the trees felt about Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn leaving for Valinor. Because in the books it said that the Mallorns died out and I think I kind of saw that they died of broken hearts.
Date: Apr 22 2011
Title: Chapter 2: The Beauty in a Dwarf Reviewer: Irial Signed
Aw, this is great! I love dwarves! They're like grumpy, drunk, loud teddy bears! I want one. Well, I want Gimli. I think he's hilarious with a heart of gold. Good on you, giving voice to the Dwarves! Oh and great poem too ; ) - Iri

Author's Response: I know I just wanna hug him! He's wonderful. My favorite line from the movie is 'I'm wasted on Cross-Country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances.' My fave lines from the book are when he describes the caverns of Helm's Deep. He's so passionate about them, his enthusiasm is to be admired.
Date: Apr 22 2011
Summary: *COMPLETE*With her parents dead and her brother missing, a young Rohirrim girl sets out on a journey of a lifetime. She is on her own in the world, left to face tragedy and wrongful accusations. She must find her way or become just another statistic. It is her desire to find love and peace that pushes her on. When she meets an elf, she sees where she can find such solitude, but the path that leads her there is full of challenges.
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic Characters: Legolas, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: Graphic Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 72 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 294948 Read Count: 87121
Published: May 23 2011 Updated: Jun 22 2012 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Memories Reviewer: Irial Signed
What a lovely opening chapter. I really like the nature you've given the Elf and the reaction from the children. You've set the scene for what promises to be a beautiful story. It's always a pleasure to read your work ~ Iri

Author's Response: It is so nice to see you again Irial. Thanks for giving this story a shot. Itís definitely the most fun Iíve had writing so far. So welcome and enjoy the ride.
Date: Jan 02 2012
Title: Chapter 3: Last Wish Reviewer: Irial Signed
Oh what a touching scene! Beautifully written as always ~ Iri

Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: Jan 03 2012
Title: Chapter 6: Into The Night Reviewer: Irial Signed
Poor Taldred. Unrequited love hurts. But I hope their friendship in the times ahead will prove to be enough for him. What a gripping few chapters! Very exciting! ~ Iri

Author's Response: Taldred holds a special place in my heart. He is so taken with Terr, but he also understands that she doesnít return the feelings. They will always be friends though.
Date: Jan 03 2012
Title: Chapter 7: The Firien Wood Reviewer: Irial Signed
That kiss is the very definition of bittersweet. Wonderfully written! ~ Iri

Author's Response: I just couldnít let them part without at least one kiss and I wanted Taldred to be Terrís first. I knew heíd make it special.
Date: Jan 03 2012
Title: Chapter 11: 11 Flowers For Sale Reviewer: Irial Signed
Aw Terrwyn really doesn't have much luck does she? What a wonderful introduction for Legolas. I am still thoroughly enjoying this L8Bleumr, you have such an inspiring talent for story telling! ~ Iri

Author's Response: Thank you so much. Legolas always makes a good introduction doesnít he, no matter where when or why.
Date: Jan 03 2012
Title: Chapter 12: 12 Close Call Reviewer: Irial Signed
I love how all your stories can intertwine with each other. I loved your story about Rhavaniel and I had a feeling that this might be the wife Legolas mentioned in the previous chapter!

Author's Response: It is so odd how new stories can branch off from old ones. And I think a lot of it has to do with readers interest in certain characters. It makes me want to tell their stories too. What can I say about Rhav? She wasnít ready to give up the spotlight yet and who am I to argue with her, lol?
Date: Jan 03 2012