Reviews by Uvatha the Horseman
Summary: A few decades after his defeat on the Isle of Werewolves in the First Age of the Sun, Sauron goes back to Angband and after seeing Morgoth, enters a pub. A rather inquisitive balrog (who is left unnamed because Tolkien never named him *sobs*) starts to chat him up.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Balrog, Glorfindel, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Other, Sauron
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1985 Read Count: 2507
Published: 01/16/07 Updated: 01/16/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Angband Pub, Second Class Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
"Sauron, you look like orc-shit."
I *love* that expression!
Date: 07/26/11
Rationalising MPreg by sylc Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 55]
Summary: Lindir, a former thrall, is forced against his will to become a witness in Sauron's trial on Taniquetil in the Fourth Age. Main pairings: Sauron/Lindir, Glorfindel/Lindir. Slash, MPreg (due to Sauron's experiments), Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Incest, Minor involved. Necrophilia. Bestiality. Character death.
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Celebrimbor, Ecthelion, Elrond, Eonwe, Erestor, Gandalf / Olorin, Gildor, Glorfindel, Ingwė, Lindir, Manwe, Morgoth / Melkor, Orcs/Uruk-Hai, Sauron
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Extreme/taboo Fetish, Graphic Sex, Incest, MPREG (male pregnancy), Rape, Slash (same sex pairing), Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 281514 Read Count: 84218
Published: 03/18/07 Updated: 09/04/10 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 6: Meeting Sauron Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
quote ".. the curtains that ran around the stone walls to the rumpled white sheets on the sun-drenched bed." This is a powerful phrase. It creates intimacy with the character, before he has been seen.
Date: 02/05/12
Summary: A young Numenorean noblewoman travels to Umbar to further her family's plans to disrupt the elven-Numenorean alliance. Soon the love of her life returns from his stay at Barad-Dur and their love is bent to the breaking point by an unexpected enemy. This is the Tragety of Adunaphel.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Adunaphel, Witch King
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2399 Read Count: 2867
Published: 04/11/07 Updated: 04/11/07 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: The Lord of Umbar Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
I enjoyed seeing the relationships between the three Numenorian Ulairi develop. Please write more.
Date: 06/24/16
You've Got Fanmail! by Melda Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 112]
Summary: The members of the Fellowship must learn to deal with one of the worst aspects of being famous...fanmail..written by the horror of horrors, fangirls.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Aragorn
Genres: None
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Challenges: Hilarious stories!!!
Series: None
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35811 Read Count: 48345
Published: 04/12/11 Updated: 07/24/11 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Fanmail and the chaos it causes Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
Love it! and Mary Sue was the perfect ending!

Author's Response: Thanks! I hope you keep on reading! You'll find that the whole story is entertaining. Thing is, I'm just about to finish it up. Which is sad and exciting. Thanks for the review! <3Love and peanutbutter, Melda
Date: 07/22/11
Summary: Shortly before the War of the Ring, Radagast and Faramir accidently cross the border into Mordor when Radagast insists on seeing a rare bird up close. They are captured by Orcs, but Radagast insists he can talk their way out of it. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Categories: Book Verse Slash Characters: Faramir, Morgoth / Melkor, Mouth of Sauron, Nazgūl, Radagast, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: Drama, Family
Warnings: AU (alternate universe), First Draft, Slash (same sex pairing)
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9417 Read Count: 8279
Published: 09/12/11 Updated: 09/17/11 [Report This]
Title: The Iron Crown Tavern Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
No, he doesn't figure out who Faramir is, or recognize him seven years later in The Bridge. He doesn't even notice that he and Faramir look alike. Manservants are invisible, and no one notices them.
Date: 09/16/11
Summary: In TA 2941, Dol Guldur is attacked by the White Council. Sauron and three Nazgul must make their way to Minas Morgul without drawing any attention to themselves.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Adunaphel, Nazgūl, Sauron, Witch King
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: The Necromancer Stories, The Khamul Stories
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15473 Read Count: 7643
Published: 12/15/11 Updated: 12/24/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 2: The Loss of Tol Sirion Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
Sauron considered himself merciful because he beat Khamul instead of demoting him. However, he never offered Khamul a choice, he just assumed Khamul would make the same choice he himself made.
Date: 12/18/11
Summary: A rewrite of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" - Middle-Earth style! Just a bit of fun. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 685 Read Count: 2199
Published: 12/15/11 Updated: 12/15/11 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
Like!

Author's Response: I'm glad you like it! Thanks for reading/reviewing!
Date: 12/18/11
Summary: Basically, this is about which Lord of the Rings character you're most like. If you'd like you, you can take this idea and do the same thing.
Explain: Why are you like him, her, or it? What makes you like them?
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: The Fellowship
Genres: Other
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 114 Read Count: 666
Published: 12/26/11 Updated: 12/26/11 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
Khamūl, the second Nazgūl. I see him as eager to please, and blaming himself for things that aren't under his control.

Author's Response: Ah, I see. I can see myself there too.
Date: 12/27/11
Summary: Elanor Bracegirdle has a respectable life, a respectable family- respectable everything. But she longs to escape her boring life and have adventures. And then one day- she persuades herself to leave the safety of the Shire and brave the world beyond...
Categories: Book-verse, Off Topic Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Diamond Took, Eomer, Legolas, Original Character, Pippin
Genres: Friendship, Romance
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17237 Read Count: 6769
Published: 01/03/12 Updated: 03/18/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: "I Really Am Going Now; Good-Bye." Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
I've always loved hobbits. This really captures the Shire!

Author's Response: Thank you so much. :) There'll be another chapter up soon!
Date: 01/03/12
Summary: It's April 1st, and Mordor's Official Website tells of Sauron's overthrow by his most trusted lieutenants. Aragorn and Gandalf try to figure out what it means.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Gandalf / Olorin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU (alternate universe)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 324 Read Count: 957
Published: 04/01/12 Updated: 04/01/12 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Mordor Under New Management Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
Thanks! This has been in my head forever, but today was the right day to post it.
Date: 04/01/12
Summary: A textbook on how to properly write the worst fanfiction ever. Completely twisting up the entire idea of Middle-Earth and strangling it to fit into your own idea of a story. Chapters will include a step-by-step process of writing your very own story that is guarunteed to get thousands of reviews. Co-written with the sons of Elrond.
Categories: Book-verse, Movie-verse Characters: Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 188 Read Count: 394
Published: 10/29/13 Updated: 10/29/13 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Introduction Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
"Crapping fanfiction. A crazed fan high on sugar who happens to have a very large crush on a particular fictional character creating a romantic story about said character falling in love with them."
This one line is worth the price of admission. Me, I'm in love with Sauron.
Date: 11/06/13
Summary: An insight into one doomed and forsaken in the void.
Categories: Book-verse Characters: Feanor
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 228 Read Count: 607
Published: 01/01/14 Updated: 01/01/14 [Report This]
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Reviewer: Uvatha the Horseman Signed
Beautiful lyrical language! Aching sadness.
Date: 01/04/14