Not a fan of Hobbit fics, but this is hilarious. I do hope you come back to this story and finish it eventually.
This is... a breath of fresh air. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks elves are far too "pure". Been found of dwarves and their natures better. Please continue this. I wonder if you will drop Elrond in suddenly or prolong his arrival. Poor Anne. She must be so tired. Love your title by the way. Anne is/will be the Orc Queen, I assume.
Thank you for writing such an intriguing story.
She was a cop in her world, cursed & banished, she ends up in ME. Now she finds herself traveling with the Fellowship & struggling to adapt to a strange world & trying not to change it. Can she find her way home & when the time comes, will she want to?
I like her! She kicks elf-booty!
Merry Christmas to you!
Thanks so much for reviewing! She's a pretty tough chick!
I've got another new chapter up now.
Even in the animated series Legolas is a blondie... I can't picture him as a brunette... I see Elladan and Elrohir instead!