AHAHA! x'D These are so hilarious and RANDOM! My favorite's were numbers 8, 5 & 4. Doing the last thing on the list would most likely result in a well deserved death though. :p
*psssst* I agree with the other reviewer. You should expand this.
Author's Response: Well that just got me through wednsday. I'll try to expand. I've got a long story coming so enjoy what I give you. Thanks